HEY GUYS!! OK... so... ya um this is basically me:

so if you dont know me, im a pretty random person. i live in milwaukee wisconsin and plan to have stories for twilight, twilight and twilight. a person i think of a sister, i call her katie bt others call her kat, is heypeepsox16, nd i LOVE HER! ahahaha

GUYS:

im taking a break from fanfiction!

i might be back

i might not

enjoy my stories but if you want to read more subscribe and ill do my best!

Person ppl think im most like in twilight: rosalie

fave books: twilight, jane eyre, wuthering heights, black beauty

fave twilight charicters: rosalie, emmett, alice, seth

fave bands: (in order) within temptation, evanescence, three days grace, linkin park, fall out boy

fave foods: cheezits, mac + cheese, cheese pizza, cheese burgers... cheese...

fave drinks: diet coke, coffee, tea

fave sports: FOOTBALL!!, baseball, hockey

fave sports i actually play: softball, football

fave movies: new moon, sweet november, CAMELOT, the breakfast club

fave quote: I make mistakes I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best - Marilyn Monroe

The holy words of twilight:

Our Edward,

Who art in Forks,

Hallowed be thy sparkles.

Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,

On Earth as it is in the meadow.

Give you this day, our daily blood;

Forgive us of our heartbeats,

As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.

Lead us into temptation,

Deliver us to you.

For thine is the vampire,

The music and the hotness,

For ever and ever,

Ed-men

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.

~You love jeans.

~Dogs are better than cats.

~It's hilarious when people get hurt.

~You've played with/against boys on a team.

~Shopping is torture.

~Sad movies suck.

~You own/ed an X-Box.

~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

~You watch sports on TV.

~Gory movies are cool.

~You go to your dad for advice.

~You own like a trillion baseball caps.

~You like going to high school football games.

~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

~Baggy pants are cool to wear.

~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

~Sports are fun. (if we r talking football and baseball…)

~Talk with food in your mouth.

~Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

~You love to shop.

~You wear eyeliner.

~You wear the color pink

~Go to your mom for advice.

~You consider cheerleading a sport.

~You hate wearing the color black.

~You like hanging out at the mall.

~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

~You like wearing jewelry.

~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (not by choice…. Uniform)

~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

~You don't like the movie Star Wars.

~You were in gymnastics/dance.

~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

~You smile a lot more than you should.

~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

~You care about what you look like.

~You like wearing dresses when you can.

~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

~You love the movies.

~Used to play with dolls as little kid.

~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

~Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 9...Yeah no surprise there.

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I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

When ever I am in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to despise the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

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Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart NOT visa versa.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

30. Vampires are beautiful.

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stereotypes suk here some example

(underline the first part if its never been said about you, bold if it has)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell ( but not gay not that theres nething wrong wit dat)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST be strict and follow every rule.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOCIALIST, so I MUST be a communist.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (kinda tru)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

Im TOUGH and stand up for my self so i MUST be a bitch

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I don't believe in sex before marriage, so i must be a goody goody.

I would do anything for my friends or ANYONE for that matter, so I must be a pushover.

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Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys dont want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

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FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIEND: Stake yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

FRIENDS: Tell you she knows how you feel.

YOUR BEST FRIEND: Just sits down and cries

Family Lasts Forever

Chapter 3: the funeral

http:///funeral/set?id=11122651

if i were you i wouldt look at my other sets becaus that would kindo ruin the plot line for you guys. so stick to the page i gave you and you will be fine

Multiple chapters: a really bad version of her new room at the cullens

i threw it together in a matter of seconds but it has all of the important furnature that i will be talking about in it.

http:///sophias_room/set?id=11171609