Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

His fault or my fault I really didn't know... I couldn't find the blame I wanted to blame on him oh so badly. I cried as I looked at the pregnancy test. I was pregnant with his child. sasusaku

[Non-Massacre] She shouldn't have agreed to this. Now he just wouldn't leave her alone. Stupid dare, stupid Ino, stupid irresistibly stubborn Uchiha. Maybe it would have been better if she never got out of bed this morning. [ItaSaku]

In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.

[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]

A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself that?

Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

Sasori was a puppeteer, a manipulator, that's why he could see right through her the moment he met her, "Sakura, join me and the Akatsuki. We can promise you something your teammates never could… to never be left behind." SasoSaku

SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!

A drunken encounter with a certain colleague leaves Temari with a little souvenir. This is Temari and Shikamaru's journey to parenthood. AU, ShikaTema. Rated T for language, rating may change later on.

Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.

100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!

Sequel to Healing Sands. Gaara and his son Daisuki are living thinking that Hinata is dead. However one day a woman comes to Suna and Daisuki becomes attached to her. Gaara will do anything to make his son happy. Wait...Hinata's alive! GaaraXHinata.

I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.

The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina

Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.

Their eyes met. They had done so many times before. But this time, somehow, they both sensed it was different. One hopes. The other denies. Fate, and a few friends, conspire. SasuSaku.

AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.

The world of prostitution consists of dark street corners, the backseats of cars, and dirty hotel rooms. This is her world. Ino X Shikamaru. AU

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Shikamaru and Temari accidentally get married. Tsunade tells them that they will have to stay as husband and wife. How will the two be able to stand the most troublesome married life possible? ShikaTema.

-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.

It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.

Unrelated SasuSaku drabbles, because love is the same in every reality. 02. Sasuke knew he should stay away from her. But that dress...

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Kissing Hyuga Neji once is an accomplishment. Kissing Hyuga Neji fifty times is on a completely different level. Explore fifty different NejiTen incidents, all, you guessed it, involving kisses.

Just what it sounds like. 20 drabbles, 100 words each, SuiKa. Because we need more of it. Complete!

Because they've been in love for longer than either of them realize. JirTsu iPod challenge.

It was an accident. It was a mistake. It was just a one night stand. But it started it all. How Shikamaru and Ino were going to deal with the shocking pregnancy?

One not so ordinary day, the girls managed, I don't know how, to get the boys to agree to a sleep over. What will happen? How about Strip poker, romance, makeovers, romance, bad cooking, romance, spying, romance, pillow fights, and did I mention romance?

Sakura never expected to fall for an S-Rank criminal. Especially while she was on a mission trying to capture him. A DeiSaku oneshot where the seducer becomes the seduced.

Kurotsuchi writes a letter that the recipient will never receive.

Non-massacre ItaSaku. Sakura finds a crowd of female doctors arguing over who gets to treat Itachi. So, she takes the case herself and ends up staying with him longer than she had expected...

AU For clumsy, awkward Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke was obsession at first sight. He was smart, athletic and handsome. She was nothing to him, until fate decides to land them in an embarrassing situation. That's where our story begins! SasuSaku

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.

When you fold a thousand paper cranes a wish comes true. Her wishes were written on their wings.

3 of Kakashi's birthdays, with Team Minato, by himself, and with Team 7. Complete!

-AU- ‘Cause in high school, nothing is ever as it seems. 06. NaruHina. Diary, he asked to borrow a pencil. I tried really hard not to faint. I really did.

Sequel to Unfortunate Blessing. Twelve years into the future, Pein and Konan's forgotten son Daisuke graduates from Konoha's Ninja Academy and sets out for his first mission. Unaware of his past, but not for long. Rated Teen for violence/mild sensuality.

She hated piano...ok maybe not hated, but EXTREMELY DISLIKED it. She had no will to play...that is until the hot Uchiha Sasuke came to her lessons...ONE-SHOT FO'SHO! AU?

When Iruka gives Naruto an interesting present, he shares it with Hinata. Based off an Owl City song, but NOT a songfic.

Itachi and Sasuke talk about love, and what one should love most.

It was supposed to be the perfect proposal, so how did they end up eating ramen in a training field? ShikaTema oneshot.

Suigetsu has a little fun with Henge no Jutsu, Sasuke's body, and most importantly, Karin. SuiKar oneshot!

For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema

Naruto refuses to talk about his late wife, but his daughter Hina wants to know more about how they fell in love. Oneshot!

Would it help if I said you looked beautiful?" Minato grinned. "Would it help if I said the last guy that told that ended up in the hospital?" Kushina retorted. A MinaKushi oneshot where he asks her to dance.

A young Sasuke discusses his desired living situation for himself and Sakura with his mother.

Little Naruto and little Hinata tries to figure out what a condom is. And they did but....

Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku

He was Sleeping Cutie; she was Princess Charming. The story plays out differently, but baby, we’ve got the basics down. —ShikamaruIno.

Gaara is caught with a love letter to someone...what happens when his lovely siblings attempt to help him with it? Rating went up due to perversion.

Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?

In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.

Haku compares Zabuza to ice. Something small for one of my favorite pairings. R&R!

Sakura is Sasuke's new personal maid. She hates rich people, and even worse, Itachi likes her. Sasuke notice he's getting jealous seeing them together. Sakura is stuck between love, money,and her childhood crush, Naruto. Who will she choose out of 3 guys?

It's the day of Naruto's wedding. What is he thinking about? Naruto's POV.

If she waits long enough, he'll return. That is a promise. Nagato/Konan, from Konan's POV. Spoilers through chapter 449.

The new girl in the mailroom receives something unexpected. NaruHina. AU. Crack-lite. One-shot.

AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."

A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin

A mission in 10 sentences. NaruHina.

It’s Shino’s engagement party. With Naruto invited, what could go wrong? NaruHina. Mildly fluffy. Frothy gooniness. Oneshot.

Temari invites her brothers and Matsuri over to have a nice, quiet dinner. Too bad things don’t always go according to plan, especially with Kankuro’s lack of verbal restraint. ! Rating for language. Mild GaaMatsu, mentioned ShikaIno, implied LeeTema !

AU. “You taste better than Skittles, though.” — NARUHINA. Because pick-up lines are overrated. And you know it. CANDY LOVE.x 1

It doesn't suit you at all, and neither does the Uchiha brat that you've been throwing yourself at while I was gone." Sasori pays Sakura a little visit after a long absence. Drabble. Sasori/Sakura, mention of Sasuke/Sakura

Gaara has been forced to get married by order of the council. Pick your bride, they said. He didn't know anyone else at the moment so her name just slipped out. Now what will Matsuri do when she finds out about this? Will they learn to love one another?

...You just had to leave me Danna, didn't you...?

What sort of troublesome mission is this? Is it a job Naruto will take? NaruHina. First bit-funny. Second bit-fluffy. Oneshot.

Hinata's late for work and the world seems to be conspiring against her, until she's knocked to the ground. It should be illegal for a man to look that good in a police uniform. NaruHina.

Updated: Set Alpha, Part 2 ! GaaMatsu. 50 glimpses into their lives. 50 reasons to believe in love. ! A collection of 100 word drabbles, based on the prompts from the 1sentence LJ Community.

4th longshot/chapter: Star light, Star bright - Her older sister had a reason for everything she did, no matter how much it hurt both of them. Lana sacrificed so much, but it didn't ever lessen the hurt she inflicted on her sister. Full summary inside!

SasoSaku. SasorixSakura. Oneshot for Valentines Day 2009. Sakura, haunted in her dreams by the face of the man she killed almost six months ago, returns to the cave where she last saw him. What will she find there? Love, hate, indifference? Rated T, not M

Hinata's on a blind date - and guess who crashes? NaruHina. A little fluffy, a lot goony. Oneshot.

-AU- What becomes of an Ordinary Joe trying to get somewhere in life and the cute patissiere down the street, who seems all sugar and smiles, makes his heart run a thousand miles. NaruHina. Oneshot.

It started in the spring with laughter. It grew in the summer under her touch. By the time it was winter, Naruto finally figured it out. NaruHina. Oneshot.

Pein and Konan have a moment on a rainy day. Nagato reflects on his true thoughts and his sole ambition. Pein/Konan

Hinata is heart broken when she sees Naruto with Sakura. Now her new friend Temari has decided in order to make Hinata stronger that She will take Hinata to Suna to train. But will certain feelings arise for the new kazekage? Crap summary during time skip

There's something fishy about those two...could it be? This time from...Gumshoe's point of view! Klavier x Ema

When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.

The 'companion' to "10 Reasons Why I Hate Klavier Gavin" but from Klavier's POV this time! Klavier x Ema

Ema lists the 10 reasons why she hates Klavier in an attempt to clear her head. But clearly, someone's in denial... Klavier x Ema. The first half to "10 Reasons Why I Love Ema Skye"

Konan is pregnant. Now Pein and Konan must decide what to do with a baby that has no place in Akatsuki.

One Shot; ShikaxIno They had a long way to go. It took them exactly twenty seven years to finally be where they are now. R&R

Kankuro learns the consequences of eavesdropping when he overhears his brother and Matsuri doing something questionable in Gaara's room... ! Gaara x Matsuri, rated for mature implications !

Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku

Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.

Konan has a hunger for art. Pein has a hunger for... her. Pein/Konan Oneshot

Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.

New Installment: Set Alpha ! Freezing brief instances and bringing them to light... ! A collection of 100 word drabbles, based on the 13 drabbles setup of the LJ Community. Main Pairing: Gaara x Matsuri, Others: SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema

With Naruto gone on his training journey with Jiraiya, Sakura finds that she's falling deeper and deeper into darkness without his cheerful presence. So she tries to figure out how he was able to see such a beautiful world, when all she saw is an ugly one

The events in Pein's life make him think about his humanity. And what she really means to him. PeinKonan

Each member has their own way of celebrating. PeinKonan

He is cold and impassive. She is uncertain of his true feelings. What will happen between them in these silent nights? Pein/Konan, slight OTD.

OneShot. Sakura teaches Sasuke on how NORMAL people react to simple things. Sasuke shows Sakura how HE reacts to things. SasuSaku. Slightly OOC.

[NaruHina AU, Story 4 of the New York Society series] A daily subway ride becomes the highlight of the day for Hinata Hyuuga, interior designer, when she meets an ambitious chef, Naruto Uzumaki. He is everything she's not, and she is everything he wants.

SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.

Title after the live song, I alone. Pein and Konan, when they're alone, when the world is left behind, when they can forget about their pain and they only have to think about each other. Just before Jiraiya's arrival.Edited for better grammar.

Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.

Tayuya never liked to visit Kimimaro. He wasn't supposed to be sick. It wasn't right. TayuyaxKimimaro

Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Shikamaru and Temari find themselves in quite the predicament.

A one shot, I may add another chapter later one. A child's innocent question leads to madness in the Uchiha household.

It is a romantic ninja play and no one is really sure what it's about, when the leading lad and lady fall ill it is up to poor Temari and an unwilling Shikamaru to save the day. [T for language]ShikaTema

[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!

Naruto dares Shikamaru to get Temari out on a date. It's too bad he sucks at romance, and seems to be blessed with rotten luck. T for mild swearing.

Ino tries out a forbidden technique on Shikamaru...and they find themselves in a very awkward perdicament! How long are they going to be stuck? InoShika

AU Take a slightly emotional female, and mix that with an extremely unemotional male. What do you get? Total. Highschool. Chaos. Plain and simple. SasuSaku plus NejiTen, KibaHinaNaru, InoShika

Spoilers for chapter 247. Shikamaru x Temari. What happens before they bump into Naruto and Sakura. Disclaimer. Don't own Naruto or Sakura or Temari or Shikamaru or any of K.'s work.

AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?

[sasusaku snapshot] On a lovely spring morning, Sakura accidently bumps into Sasuke...literally.

Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? [SasuSaku]

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

A few years after the manga: Sasuke managed to kill his brother, but there is no feeling of relief. He uses Sakura to fill the emptiness within his heart in a way she did not expect. Rating just to be safe. Sasuke x Sakura FINISHED!

.:SasuSaku:. It took them a year to love each other, in the spring, summer, fall, and winter. And it took a second to lose it all.

oneshot ShikaIno. He outlines ten major reasons why girls are a menace to him who wants to live life in the most hassle-free way as possible. In a nutshell, no complications please.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.