Hey i just figured out how to do this and don't really know what to put on here. Lets see.

I'm a 16 year old female. I was raised, and live in the U.S.

I'm slightly obsessed with Harry Potter.

I love love love love reading. I read on-line or real books. I read anything I can get my hands on and I read it quick. My friends joke about it all the time.

Mostly I got this just to review other stories and keep a list of favorites.

Maybe I'll write a story some day.

My favorite books include:

The Harry Potter series

Goose Girl, Enna Burning, River Secreats, Forest Born

Pride and Prejudice

the Anne of Green Gables Series

Little Women

Little Men

Jo's boys and How they turned out

the Song of the Lioness series

the Immortal series

the Protector of the Young series

the Becca Cooper books

I also love to write poems and stories

I really love these stupid coppy and past things so just scrole down for a while if you don't.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?

Phrases and statements of Randomness. Alright, I took these from SiriusObsession who took them from other people. If they're yours and you don't want me to have them on here let me know. (They're on here because i think theyre funny. No other reason)

When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes.

When in doubt, blame the hippies!

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Smile. It makes people wonder what your up to.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions.. just stupid people.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

When I am at Hogwarts, I will not ask Harry if is Scar Senses are tingling.

Act your age, not your shoe size.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, sue them, then rub it in their faces.

Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

They say that guns dont kill people. People kill people. But I highly doubt that if a person ran up to someone and yelled "BANG!" that anyone would die. No, I think guns help...

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.