Hi! We are twins!

Briar: Neko! what are you doing?

Neko: Introducing us.

Briar: Grr. Anyway, I am trying to update but my computor crashed and now I have to retype everything.

Neko: And I am writing mine but they will not be posted until I have typed at least 4 chapters.

Briar: For those who have gotten reviews from us, I am Heart.

Neko: And I am Mind.

Briar: When you are reading our stories you will be able to tell the diference by our names.

Neko: I am a lot more creative...

Briar: Whereas I just use my own name.

Both: Adieu and good day.

Age: old enough

Hair: Red

Eyes: murky green

Skin: paleish...

Height: 5' on the dot. We're short. TT_TT

We enjoy helping felow writers so if any of you need help just ask us and we'll try our best to be of assistance.

Favorite shows/mangas: Ouran Host Club, Twelve Kingdoms, Yuu Yuu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Anima, Flame of Recca, Spirited Away, Cat Returns, Castle in the Sky,
Naausica of the Valley of the Wind, etc.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So we’ve been toldXD)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(or we used to be)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

You Know you are obsesed with Naruto when... Bold=Briar Indent=Neko Both=Both

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command.
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"
7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.
13) You try to kill your brother everyday.
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

Quotes;

"You're an idiot." Briar
"Is there a point there?" Neko
"I had a point?" Briar

"I grew up with six older brothers who walked around the house in the nude. Nothing freaks me out anymore." Briar and Neko

"Girls, did you let Iggy into the kitchen again?" Our brother Aaron when our brother Iggy blew up the oven

"Run! It's the end of the fucking world!" Briar when Neko kicked our brother Fang's ass

"Can I kill them?" Neko and Briar after someone made fun of our friends

"Can you guess..." Briar
"...which is which?" Neko
"No, now go do your homework." our dad.

"Cookies!" Briar to break the awkward silene that accumulated in the classroom

"Homosapiens are evil!" Briar and Neko. If we call you that it meens we hate you. :p

"That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast." Briar

"I'm being stalked by Satan's Camaro!" Sam, Transformers, It's funny 'cause Neko is trying to write a fanfic about it

"I have my own mall." the princess(who's name we cannot remember),Princess Diaries 2

"Myths are based on reality. Reality is often much more frightening than the myth." Neko after reading about child-abuse

"You can't help being mad. We're all mad here." Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland

"The best thing about not caring what most people think about you, is watching them edge away in fear." Briar

"And life, life’s a bitch, cause if it were a slut, It’d be easy." one of our friends

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one." Albert Einstein

"Don't follow me. I walk into walls, and fall down stairs, and trip over nothing, and run into counters, the list goes on for another seven hours." Briar

"Real evil people will join the dark-side, steal all their cookies, and leave." Another of our friends, while eating a cookie

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." Ashleigh Brilliant

"I finally have a grasp on reality. Now I can choke it." Briar

"When everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane." another friend

"Sometimes the one thing you're looking for is the one thing you cannot see." Neko

"It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you." friend...again

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you." our brothers Drake and Drane(triplets with Fang)

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
"Depends which side is threatening it."
"How does that make sense?"
"Think Zetzu, if the white side did it it wouldn't be considered a hostage situation, if the black side did it it would."
"...That is so racist." a conversation between us and a friend

"Next time you wave, use all your fingers." a friend after watching us wave at random people(Translation; after watching us flip off the school)

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME." us when a prep teased us

"I love preps, I especially love the screams they make when I punch them." Briar

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." Briar

"Next mood swing, ten minutes." us when our x-friend was PMSing

"I‘m out of estrogen and I have a gun."
"What the hell?"
"I'm bored and read it on a bumpersticker."
"Oh, so you don't have a gun?"
"Not with me, no."
"Damn, I wanted to shoot the bitch." a conversation between us

"All stressed out and no one to choke." Briar(can you tell which of us is more violent yet?)

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!" Neko, she suffers from MPAD

"Mine!"
"Maybe, maybe someday."
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"Oh My God! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" a conversation between Neko and a friend

"Die a ranbow chocolatey death!" a friend when she was throwing MnM's at everyone

"Forget Prince Charming, I'll take the wolf."- Emily the Strange(lovelovelovelovelove her)

"Oreo!"
"Why are you talking about a gay pedophile who likes snakes?"
"You really wanna know?"
"Maybe..."
"Because he tastes good with milk." a conversation between Neko and a friend

"Jake from State Farm at 3 in the morning? Who is this?" woman
"It's Jake, from State Farm." man
"What are you wearing, 'Jake from State Farm'?" Woman
"Khakies." Jake from State Farm
"She souds hideous." woman
"Well, she's a guy, so..." man

"Oh my god you are evil...I am so proud of you!" Briar to one of our friends who is supposed to be the 'good-girl'

Random Thing we found then edited so it fit our style, we underlined the ones we edited!

When life gives me lemons, I make a chocholate sundae and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it

If at first you don't succeed, throw knives at the people who failed you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it because I invented it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject...or just laugh and say 'I miss those days.'

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them when i stare at them for four hours strait without blinking

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas...such as taking over disney world

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating...good thing I don't.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with, considering it makes life dull and boring!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. (Heh, we honestly thought we made this quote up when we were, like, five)

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back then killed it 'cause it found another thing to be curious about

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl, they're the smart ones."

When in doubt, push random buttons then laugh as it blows up!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train that you're about to get run over by.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling? I just painted a dragon on it yesterday!"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...unless they have heart-attacks due to surprise

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work...then falls and the only thing going through his mind is 'Please don't let blood splater all over my nice clean windows.'

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies...'cause I'll probably be ignoring you anyway.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss...or you don't mind hurting people.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots that deserve to have their mouths taped shut.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police...'cause the pizza delivery person saw the dead body in the living room.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk or run screaming in circles.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away with mind control.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee then scream 'GET IT OUT!'.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely and read your book.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up having to go to the hospital due to my morbid sense of humor.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man then get pushed down the five-story stairs for being an asshole.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...too bad I don't know how.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows...as long as you always have a bobby pin.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word...at least that's what my stalkers say

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice cause it wanted to join the fun outside.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning...they fight harder then act like sore losers as I laugh from the sidelines at their stupidity

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is. If you actually understood that, welcome to the society of really smart people

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it...or you could just jump in and drown yourself

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself...oh, dang I just repeated myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys...unless you have a sword and threaten to cut their heads off if they trample you.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later...it's more fun that way.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection if you're just gonna die anyway?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode and I'd die of laughter.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car just 'cause we can.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My Reality Check bounced. Wait, there's a reality?

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

You Know You're an Author When:

1. You talk to yourself constantly

2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes

3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.

4. You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!

5. You have read a 250page book in less than an hour

6. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)

6. Your writing teacher hated you.

7. You failed English class

8. You have people yelling at you to stop writing and pay attention

WOMEN'S ANSWERS TO PICK UP LINES:

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."
(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

School quotes that we were actually present for.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that said, "School ahead, go slow."

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: Because you told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: John, how do you spell, "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentance starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No Ellen... always say "I am."
ELLEN: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
BRIAR: You were kinda asking for that...

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
JOHNNY: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

Poems we find meaningful

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe child abuse is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile. Read 'Broken in Half' I'm planning on putting this poem in there for the next chapter, which is halfway done.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart." with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much; he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know you're with my daddy," to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never too far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

I went to a birthday party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.

Things we feel strongly about:

I am the friend who will kick the ass of whoever threatens my gay or lesbian friends
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--Yeah, we're friends with gay and lesbian people, live with it!

FRIENDS VERSUS BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food in your fridge.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "That was fun! Let's do it again tomarrow!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Look at you strange when you say something completely random

BEST FRIENDS: Continue the conversation like you said nothing strange at all.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him saying, "You have 24 hours to live".

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him, smile sweetly, and kick him in the nuts.

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run Bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will smile when you do

BEST FRIENDS: Will see the smile and still know something's wrong

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please I'm scared.

Boy: Now tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down.

Boy: Now give me a big hug.

The girl hugs him.

Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of beak failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that, halfway down the road, the boy had realized his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he put his helmet on her so that she could live.

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

Rules!

Rule #1 for Anime: Women hit harder than villains.

Rule #2 for Anime: You can cuss someone out to the darkest depths of hell and actually get rewarded for it.

Rule #3 for Anime: The homework always gets done even when you haven't touched it for weeks.

Rule #4 for Anime: Girls with sweet dispositions and innocent faces are the MOST dangerous fighters you can find. STAY CLEAR!

Rule #5 for Anime: Even the stupidest person in the class will graduate with flying colors even though they showed NO sign of improvement.

Rule #6 for Anime: Every anime-yes EVERY anime-has its slut. Learn to deal with it.

Rule #7 for Anime: Never underestimate the people who look like complete idiots. It turns out they are the ones who kick ass/have really good hearts/can always be depended on/safe your life and many other things you'll want as you go through your life.

Rule #8 for Anime: You can save a person's life ONCE-and only ONCE- and they'll stick to your side talking about a "debt to be repaid" when you know full well they're staying there because they consider you a friend and you WILL give into those eyes!! You know it!!

Rule #9 for Anime: You can be the biggest dick/bitch in the entire world and if you're the main character or have some relation-good or bad- to the main character you're most likely to have way more trustworthy friends than the packs of jocks, preps, and any other group you're not a part of.

Rule #10 for Anime: You can have the worst past in the entire world and be able to handle it WAY better than anyone else who has minor problems. Because of this most of them will come to you for help. Go figure.

Rule #11 for Anime: Every anime has at least one pervert.

Random Women Rule: Children have colds, and Men have the Flu. Women just get on with it.

Random Women Rule: Men are proof Women can take a joke.

Random junk!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you culod raed taht you are sarmt.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(I never work on my hair anyway.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion, because, really, you want to break your teeth on a frozen pea.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Whose body? Are you sure I can't do it to my stalkers?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...or they've had reports of people murdering thier kids...sad.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious. Do they mean Putting people's fingers in there?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a Butler Amusements Farris-Wheel
The cleanest show in the west!
(Does that mean that there's dirty ones in the East?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Flag:
Made in China
(OMG! We're Chinese!)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
(Yeah, do I even need to comment on this?

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

Most of this stuff was put on these labels to make sure the idiots who use them won't sue when they make an obvious mistake. If you know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance('cause they gave us something we're alergic to)

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks(yeah, that makes sense how?)

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front(Oh how we hate the fact that they make killing themselves so damn easy)

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8(cool, food for the puppy)

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter(yeah, 'cause people are seriously gonna steal the PENS!)

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke(Yes, I am on a diet.)

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages(Hey, people might steal this ratty old dryer!)

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures"(And we thank you for finnally showing this to other people!)

...Will you go to a restaurant at SeaWorld and ask for band aids and get mayonnaise

Read each sentence ONE AT A TIME!

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is person cat

This is who cat

This is has cat

This is too cat

This is much cat

This is free cat

This is time cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Over 98% of people will give up cartoons just because they became teenagers. Copy and Paste this if you are one of the 2% who will still be going to the movie theater to watch kid movies when you're 70.

Quiz Time!

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Briar

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Briizle

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Red Wolf

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Grebr

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Black Cola

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Relear

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Lee Edward

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Ashes

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with ruto)
Brruto(This works how?)

10. PIRATE NAME: ( Your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Leigh

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Sasori and Gaara
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Blinks Isn't that what Oc's are for?
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? shrugs
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? um no... I wanna though
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Broke, can't buy anything TT_TT
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? YOSH!!
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Die Sasugay! But SasuNaru is a cute pairing
9) Which team is your favorite? Akatsuki!!
10) Do you support the Obito theory? Yeppers Peppers
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Duh
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori!
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? ANTI-SASUKE!! THROW THINGS AT HIM DEIDARA!! BLOW THE GAY BASTARD UP!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Unfortunately TWITCH
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? no...
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I have ADD and I am nothing like that so no.
17) Sub or dub? SUB!
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI!! Sakura needs to DIE!!
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Both, mostly funny
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? yes
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Both.
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Nyeh...
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? No flippin' duh!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? stare is that really nessesary? Yes I do, I just don't have them all up yet
27) Do you like lemons? Not answering that for meh own safety
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? no
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? nope, never will
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? what now?
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? yeah...
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Nope... Nobody likes Naruto in my school.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'What in the world is this?My teachers don't care.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? life, yes, grades, no
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I was broke afore that
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Fuck no!
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? neh uh
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? yep.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? I HATE SASUKE!! His hair is a chicken's butt... how could you think that's sexy? And he's gay!
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? I have quite a few actually...
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? no, only part of it, i split myself between Animes
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Hinata, or Gaara/Sasori(depends on meh hair style)

Say No to Prop 8!! (for those of you who dont' know it's against gay marriage)

1) Being gay is not natural.
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall(Note sarcasm, shortest people among our friends, folks, and not gettin' any taller!).

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all;
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed;
And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children,
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America(Did I miss the lesson where Jesus says He hates gays?).

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children(Like, say, my brother and his kids).

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans, oh, and the lack of being controlled by a king! Can't forget that one.

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