Name: WhiteXIII

Nickname: XIII (Big difference, huh.)

I will try to be a consistent updater once I get going. I like quick updaters, so that's what I'll aim for. I also love reviews (then again, who doesn't). It makes me feel like there's an actual reason to write.

NOVEMBER 20TH 2015: I AM ALIVE!!!

"HYRULE ACADEMY" IS UNDER REVISION AT THE MOMENT. IT WILL CONTINUE!

"REQUIEM OF TIME" IS GOING INTO HIATUS MODE AS I TACKLE "HYRULE ACADEMY."

Favorites

Anime/Manga: DN Angel, One Piece, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokemon, Digimon, Special A, Gakuen Alice, The Story of Saiunkoku, Kaichou wa Maid-Sama, Pandora Hearts, 07-Ghost, Hakkenden, and many more.

Cartoons: Danny Phantom and Xiaolin Showdown.

Games: LEGEND OF ZELDA! (You'll see this from me a lot) and Kingdom Hearts (any number is fine.), Rune Factory 2 and 3, Harvest Moon, Final Fantasy (VII=7... I think) and Pokemon.

Books: "The Percy Jackson" series and "Heroes of Olympus" by Rick Riordan.

Pairings:

DN Angel: Riku x Daisuke; Satoshi x Risa

Fruits Basket: Toru x Kyo

OHSHC: Haruhi x Tamaki

Pokemon: Misty x Ash

Digimon: Sora x Tai; Kairi x T.K; Takato x Jeri; Izumi/Zoe x Takuya

Danny Phantom: Sam x Danny

Legend of Zelda: ZELDA X LINK

Kingdom Hearts: Sora x Kairi; Roxas x Namine; Riku x Xion; Terra x Aqua

Final Fantasy VII: Cloud x Aerith/Aeris

Percy Jackson Series: Percy x Annabeth

Heroes of Olympus series: Jason x Piper

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept
those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)