A/N: Ok heres the scoop. This idea popped into my head yadda yadda yadda.

A set of twins. One a nutcase the other a flirt. Go to school with Yusuke yadda yaddya ydda. Meet Kurama and Hiei yadda yadda yadda.. Discover Makai and Demons blah blahblah interesting things happen blah blah blah chaos ensues END NOT R/R PPL! ENJOY!

START, CRASH, RE-BOOT

Chapter One

RUN AWAY! THEY FOUND ME!

!START!

The Dark warrior slashed at the her enemy. The evil wizard Minamu smirked at the worlds savior, The dark knightress Kri, as she tried to slice him putting an end to his evil plot to take over the minds of the poor defencless people of earth.

"You'll never Defeat me! I will triumph!"

"Never you evil spawn of Satan! For the good of everyone I'll defeat you! And free my sister of your cursed mind control."

The knightress raised her sword and it soon became engulfed in flames. She poured her whole soul into the one attack that will decide everything. "This ends NOW!"

She cried and fired her attack at the evil wizard.

"AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The evil wizard laughed and launched his own attack at the savior of the planet. The balls of power flew towards one another across the plan of the battlefield until….

BOOOOOOMMMM!

"Kriyume Asuku!" Mr. Minamu Yelled " That's the tenth explosion this week! Chemicals are dangerous substances when you don't PAY ATTENTION!" he glared at the short violet eyed girl currently covered in black soot and her black hair singed from the chemical explosion.

Kri laughed nervously. "Gomen Minamu-sensei"

"I have had it! Detention! For three weeks! And furthermore Your to report after class to clean and organize the labs!"

Kri banged her head on her desk. "Hai sensei."

"Baka." Kri turned to see the face of her twin sister Miyume. "What the hell were you spacing out about this time?"

"Oh nothing…"Kri laughed.

'Poo…The evil wizard wins again…This is not the end fool…. VENGENCE WILL BE MINE!'

"HELLO! ANYONE HOME!"

"GWAAA!"

THUD!

Mi sighed at the sight of her sister on the floor.

"I can't believe we're twins…" She groaned.

"OW" Kri glared at her.

"Don't scare me like that baka!"

!PAUSE!

A/N: Let me stop for a sec to describe the sisters to you lovely readers.

Miyume AKA Mi has long, butt length black hair. Always tied in a ponytail by a purple ribbon. Bangs are slanted to the side

Kriyume AKA Kri has chin length black hair. Occasionally has a bandana on (purple) and bangs are slanted too but shorter.

Both have violet eyes, both are short, both have psychic powers telekinesis and a bit of telepathy, both are human

Mi is the smart one, Kri is the nutcase….or is she…O.O

!PLAY!

"Are you coming or not?" Kri blinked…the bell had rung…class was over….school was over.

"YIPPPEEEEEEE!" Kri ran from the room in pure joy. Slam!

"Watch where yer going pipsqueak!" Kri looked up from the floor to see a towering monster with an orange head.

"AHHHHHHH!" She jumped up and punched the monster in the stomach. "You'll never take me alive! Evil monster! Die and be gone hell spawn! Take that and that and that and…"

"Hahahahahahahaha!" Kri paused in her assult on the monster (with her school book) to see the infamous delinquent Yusuke Urameshi laughing his ass off at her. "Uh…Hi Yusuke!"

"Ugh…Shut up Urameshi" The mutilated monster yelled. Kri looked down. The monster was actually Kazuma Kuwabara, other not-so- infamous delinquent.

"HAHAHA! You just got your ass kicked by Kri! She like, one eighth your size! HAHAHAH!" Kri blushed at her mistake and laughed nervously.

"G-Gomen Kuwabara…"

"Stupid Migdet! You better be sorry! Air headed shrimp…SHUT UP URAMESHI SHE ONLY BEAT ME CAUSE I DON"T HIT GIRLS! Otherwise she woulda been toast…"

Kri's eye twitched.

"Stupid midget… airhead… shrimp…!" Pissed Kri grabbed Kuwabara (who was over yelling at Yusuke) and turned him to face her.

"Wha.." Was all he managed before her foot connected with his…uh..heh…family jewels.

"What was that about me being toast you over grown gorilla!"

"owwwwwwwiiiieeee….."

"Kri! What did you do to him!" Mi came up to them followed by Keiko.

"Nothing." Kri smiled sweetly. Appearing as an innocent angel. Mi glared

"Hey Kri…"

"Yeah?"

"Your halo's unplugged."

"OH NO! Quick! Some one get an extension cord!"

"Yo Kri!" Yusuke grinned.

"You summoned.."

"Heard you blew the chem. Lab again…"

"Didja now?" She grinned back.

"It was kinda hard not to hear…" Mi mumbled. "Which reminds me. Didn't Minamu-sensei say you had to clean the labs after class?"

"I don't know…did he?" Kri began to head toward the front doors. Mi reached out to grab her but she ran.

"Hey! Get back here!" Mi took off after her.

"Run Run As fast as you can! You can't catch me! I'm theWHOOOAHH." THUD

"Hello dirt… how are you today?"

"Are you ok?" Kri looked up to see a pair of green eyes surrounded by red hair. Both belonging to a drop dead hunk about her age.

"Uh"

"Kri!" Mi ran over to her and the sex god." Good lord! What is with you and running into people!" Kri grinned.

"Dunno…maybe some evil wizard put a spell on me that placed a magnetic like field around that kept pulling stuff into my way or maybe…." Kri paused in her theory to see no one was listening her. Mi was talking to the Sex God blushing like a strawberry.

"I'm really sorry about my sister. S-She can be such a klutz! Gomen." She bowed.

The Sex God chuckled making Mi blush again.

'He's cute…' Mi thought

/OH NO! You did not just think that/

/Stay out of my head Kri/

/I would but it's just so roomy in here …/ 'Heeeyyy she blocked me out #pout#'

"It's quite alright. No need to apologize. It was partly my fault. I wasn't paying attention."

"Oh no. Kri is a complete idiot when it comes to paying attention. Please is there anything I can do to amend for the trouble my sister has caused? Anything at all?"

"It truly is not necessary though I wouldn't mind knowing your name."

'NAME?' Kri glared 'AND SHE CALLS ME AN IDIOT!'

"M-My name…." Mi looked down at her feet blushing AGAIN!

'FAKER. Your just playing the timid part you sneaky hormone driven jerk'

"Umm..Miyume. Miyume Asuku."

"It's a pleasure to meet you Miss Miyume. My name is Shuichi Minamino." He bent down and kissed her hand. Turning Mi into a tomatoe.

'That's it!' Kri jumped up off the ground and forcibly put herself in between her sister and the now evil Sex God.

"Now listen here you pervert. You keep your evil sex god hands off my sister."

"Uh…" The Sex God blinked at her.

"Kri!" Mi yelled. "Stop being stupid!"

"And you." Kri turned to glare at her sister. "You should be ashamed. Throwing yourself at his feet like that. Disgusting! And you call me stupid? You just gave your name to a total stranger dummy! I can't believe we're twins!"

"Now hold it right there!" Mi glared "I was NOT throwing myself at his feet…"

"You were practically drooling! Like dog! IN HEAT!"

"Was NOT! And he's not a stranger."

"Have you ever meet him before today…"

"N-No…"

"AHA!"

"Stop being paranoid!"

"I'm not paranoid! I'm right!

"Are not!"

"Are too"

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"NOT"

"TOO"

"NOT"

………

While the two sisters argued Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko stolled up next the evil sex Go—I mean Shuichi AKA Kurama.

"Hey there Kuama!"

"Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko. How are you all today."

"Fine thanks"

"Good"

"Peachy…" The three noticed the two battling siblings.

"I see you met the twins." Yusuke grinned.

"Seems I have.." Watching the two argue the group lowered the voices a bit.

"I take it Koenma wants us."

"Yes."

"gggrrreeaattt.." Yusuke groaned. He turned to the still fighting twins.

"HEY MI! KRI! WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP ALREADY!" Nothing. Giggling Keiko smiled.

"May I" She inquired. Yusuke shrugged. Bringing two fingers to her mouth Keiko whistled REALLY REALLY REALLY REEEAAALLY loudly causing everyone including the twins to cover their ears.

"AAHHHHH RUN WE"RE UNDER ATTACK!"

"Calm down Captain Stupid. It's not an attack."

"Oh…Yusuke…When did you get here."

"Just now"

"Oh"

SMACK!

"OW!WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"

"That hurt my ears you idiot!"

"I wasn't even the one who did it. Keiko's guilty how come I get smacked?"

"Cause Keiko's nice and you're a jerk!"

"That's just unfair man."

"Ahem" Kurama smiled. "We should be going now Yusuke." Kri's eyes widened.

"You." She glared "I'm not done with mister." She took a step towards him and SMACK

"Hello dirt long time no see. Did I mention how lovely you taste today?"

Mi bowed to Kurama.

"I am reeeaaallly sorry." He smiled

"That quite alright. It's a shame though I'm short on time. I would have loved to have talked more to you Miss Miyume."

"#Blush# P-Please call me Mi"

"Very well…Miss Mi. Untill our next encounter then ?" He bent down to giver her another hand kiss but Kri was suddenly there pushing him back.

"Hey now! Non of that stuff! Hentai!"

"KRI!"

"HEY 'SHUICHI'! Come on!" Yusuke called from down the street. "Quite flirting!" Sighing Kurama turned back to the twins.

"Good bye Miss Mi, Miss Kri."

"Bye…#blush#" Kri glared at him as he left.

SMACK

"OW! WHAT I DO!"

"YOU'RE SUCH A JERK! I DIDN"T EVEN GET HIS NUMBER!"

"AHA! I knew you were playing the timid little school girl. You seducing, sex driven vixen!"

"Of course I was dipstick! Did you not see him! He was sooooo hot! Like SEX GOD HOT!

"Well duh….which is why you're notgoing to date him."

"EXCUSE ME!"

"You heard me… I forbid it.. that guy was waaay to hot to be human. And he's got funky vibes..I don't like it AND I DON"T LIKE HIM EITHER! NO! NO DATING THE WIERDO!"

"STOP BEING SUCH A PARANOID HERMIT"

"You'll thank me later."

"LIKE HELL!"

SMACK

"OW! Why you …GET BACK HERE DAMNIT!"

"MAKE ME YOU LITTLE LOSER!"

"LITTLE! WE"RE TWINS GENIUS! YOU AND I ARE THE SAME HIEGHT!"

"I'M TALLER BY A CENTIMETER!"

"WHAT PART OF TWIN DON"T YOU UNDERSTAND ONNA!"

"I'M TALLER! DEAL WITH IT!"

"ARE NOT"

"ARE TOO"

"NOT"

"TOO"

"NOT"

"TOO"

SMACK

"DAMNIT KRI!"

!CRASH!

A/N: SOOOOOO? How is it so far Good Bad or UGLY? R/R PPL!

PEACE OUT!