CarrotMuffinSandwicheshide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Naruto. Hi, my name is CarrotMuffin Sandwiches... But not actually, because that would be too cool. Favourite Animes: Naruto, Elfen Lied, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (and Kai), Shuffle!, Girls High, Sailor Moon, Azumanga Daioh, Lucky Star, Gravitation, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, and Spiral. Favourite Mangas: Battle Royale, Hoshin Engi, Gravitation, Naruto. Favourite TV Shows: My Name is Earl, The Office, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Friends, Yes Dear, The King of Queens, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Without a Trace, Pucca, Mad About You, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, CSI: Miami, 6Teen, and Total Drama Island. Favourite Movies: Hostel, Hostel: Part II, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV, Saw V, Spirited Away, The Ring, The Grudge, The Shining, The Sixth Sense, The Eye, Eight Legged Freaks, Mr. Deeds, The Silence of the Lambs, Band Camp, John Tucker Must Die, Tropic Thunder, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Children of Men, Run Fatboy Run, and Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. Favourite Music: The Beatles, The Backstreet Boys, Basshunter, Asian Kung-fu Generation, Three Doors Down, Mobile, Procol Harum, Britney Spears, Deathcab for Cutie, Hawthore Heights, Maroon 5, Michael Jackson, OK Go, Queen, and SS501. Favourite Pairings: Naruto - NaruSaku, KibaHina, NejiIno, KankuTen, ShikaTema, NaruSasu, GaaLee, KankuShika, KankuKiba, KibaShino, NaruSai, SaiLee, SaiSaku, ShinoSaku, TemaSaku, SakuIno, TenHina, TemaTen, KakaIru, and SasuShika. Elfen Lied - KoutaNyuu, KoutaNana, LucyNana, and YukaLucy. Shuffle! - RinAsa, RinPrimu, LisianPrimu, MidoMayu, MidoKare, and RinKae. Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - KeiiShion, MionRika, SatokoRika, SatoshiMion, KeiiSatoshi, RenaSatoko, and MionRena. Gravitation - SuguShui, YukiSugu, HiroShui, HiroSugu, YukiRyui, and SuguRyui. Least Favourite Pairings: Naruto - SasuSaku, NejiHina, ItaSasu, ShikaIno, GaiSaku, AnkoKure, OroAnyone, KabuSaku, NaruTema, and JiraTsu. Gravitation - YukiShui, SuguOC, and ShuiRyui. About Me: In case you fail at sarcasm, my name is not CarrotMuffinSandwiches. But that's besides the point... I am a die-hard fanfiction enthusiast!.. But I can never find the will to finish the ones I start. It's a bummer... And I have original characters in them anyway, so it doesn't matter, because OC's are incredibly annoying. I love yaoi, yuri, and het pairings... Especially in Naruto! So, err, yeah... That's about all I really want to post on here right now... If you want to randomly talk, feel free to message me! I LOVE TALKING TO NEW PEOPLE :D. |
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Ten Times Shikamaru Thought About Kissing Ino by Useless-Materia reviews
His gaze returned to her, no longer lazy, but serious and steadfast; "I have thought about kissing you every single day you've been gone. And you know why?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,300 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Don't Forget by AppleL0V3R reviews
Collection 3. Crime - Organized: Sasuke survived by compartmentalizing his life, by keeping business and pleasure separate. But the blonde woman in his bed strove to make that nearly impossible. AU. Yakuza. One-shot. SasuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Ino Y.
A Naruto Vacation! by nitrotiger17 reviews
What happens when Naruto, Sasuke, Lee, Kiba, Hinata, TenTen, Shikamaru, Neji, Temari and Gaara go on vacation together? Read and find out! Chapter 17 is finally up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,579 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Passion, Pain & Cruel Smirks by RuKkA reviews
Stressed and overworked, Tsunade is exhausted. Despite her exhaustion she can't seem to get a certain sannin off her mind. As Jiraiya attempts to pull Tsunade out of her depression, the a man stuck on her brain pays her a visit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru
Shadow King by StoryBard reviews
Shikamaru is sent to straighten up the Chairman's careless son, Naruto. AU/AR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Through Shadow and Fire by Wrath Flamesoul reviews
A/U Sakura and Ino, two orphaned sisters from San Francisco, are new to Konoha, and have arrived just in time to enroll in the local high school, Fire Shadow High. The school year promises to be filled with drama, romance, humor, and maybe some insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Closet Monster by TanukiRaccoon reviews
KankuKiba: Kiba needs a nudge out of the closet. Kankuro is only too happy to help. Yaoi, smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Counterclockwise by TokugawaSmile reviews
Minato and Kakashi go through the ups and downs of a relationship while raising Naruto. YonKaka, yaoi, slight AU, character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Take It All Away by StarkBlack reviews
NejiShika. Just a drabble that wouldn't get out of my head. Neji comforts Shikamaru after a rough mission. Warnings: yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Raising the Stakes by smutme reviews
A series of ficlets detailing Kakashi and Sakura's bedroom life. i.e. smut. Sixth: Kakashi gets his distraction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
This Is How We Cope by HellSandwich reviews
The Konoha Twelve never did do with things the conventional way. PWP, Moresome, KonohaTwelve, Orgy, Smut, Lots of Sex, Mature Content, Yaoi, mentions of Het and femSlash, Toys, uke!Naru, uke!Neji, uke!Shino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fixing My Mistakes by KrRcksMySx reviews
"Fear gripped my heart and I waited for the impending slap I was sure to receive. I just prayed she didn't decide to revive "Madame Fist" and pummel me." Rated M for extreme adult themes.
Recess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - TJ D., A. Spinelli
Easy Present by Kokolo reviews
What do you get the storyteller who wants only one thing? That one thing, obviously. At least he's easy to shop for. Butch x HK. Oneshot. Plotless smut. you've been warned.
Recess - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Long Distance Calling by TheWitchBaby reviews
Giftfic for Onige-a for being my 100th reviewer on No Money, No Love Ayase would never again call Kanou when he was away on a business... YAOI PWP Some OOC-ness and lots of smexing ;
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kanou S., Ayase Y. - Complete
Grease Monkey by dmnq8 reviews
It's one of those days when you're hot as f*ck, bored as f*ck, horny as f*ck... Yaoi, sleaze, NaruSasu. Giftfic for roxxihearts. Disclaimer in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Slice of Life by bellabambina248 reviews
Sasuke thinks he has a blond stalker... But what happens when he meet someone who changes his world. Yaoi, Lemon, Spanking, mild BDSM. SasuNaru. A side story with Gaara, Shikamaru, and Lee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,383 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Misheard? by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Kiba and Shikamaru are sent to Naruto to deliver documents for his new mission. However when they arrive there, they hear a very curious conversation between Sasuke and Naruto. Wonder what they hear? One guess LOL Yaoi, humor, please read and review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/3/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Swinging Motions by dreadilion reviews
Gaara goes to Konoha to talk to Lee, but Lee comes to him when he least expects it. GaaLee. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen, so if you don't like boyxboy don't bother reading. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Gaara, Lee R.
Kodak by West of California reviews
Naruto's a C-average student with an apartment all to himself, Sasuke's a rising photographer with a seething hatred for his brother, and Sai's a bit jealous of how well they're getting along. SasuNaruSasu, SaiNaru, many pairings. High School AU. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,950 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot Springs by Peinstailedbeast reviews
Haku returns from a mission and Zabuza decides to relax him in some watery fun lemon yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
As Long As There Is Love by TheWitchBaby reviews
Kanou had sworn to always protect him. He would do everything in his power to make sure that Ayase was kept safe. But this time... this time he had been too late... Implied Yaoi. Implied NonCon. Angst.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kanou S., Ayase Y. - Complete
Terms of Our Relationship by kyuubikittykat13 reviews
Naruto's got a crush on a really cute girl. However, he's about to learn, this "Girl" isn't as "girly" as "she" seems... A/U, Yaoi, HakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
First Time by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Going out drinking with Sai was always going to be a mistake, although this time, Naruto finds the consequences to his liking. NaruSasuNaru, PWP, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shinobi High by Raven-Raspera reviews
-Abandoned, up for adoption- AU, High School, blah. It's Naruto's fifth and final year at Shinobi High, and he has too many problems. With girls, though, he might just be in luck... NaruHina and multiple side pairings. T for language and situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Release by Ookami Kasumi reviews
Naruto / Kiba and Shikamaru are out in the far practice field. However, what they're practicing is more along the lines of Dominance and Submission. Yaoi / COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Teacher, Teacher by EternalDreamer-92 reviews
College AU. Sasuke can't believe it. He has to take a /drama/ class. Obviously, it's going to completely suc- Hey, who's the hot blond? Naruto/Sasuke, teacher/student relationship, YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Closet by xDarkLemonx reviews
Naruto hides from an angry Sakura in a closet. Just as he's about to go out, a rather interesting conversation starts between Kiba and Shikamaru. Naruto decides to stay and listen to them DOING WHAT? M for.. Yknow what xD Yaoi KibaxShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Stiletto Heels by KakaIru reviews
Sometimes words do matter, and both, Lee and Gaara, must learn how to make things clear when one of them decides to leave. Gaa/Lee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Dirrty by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke wants to get Naruto into a skirt, and when the blond does something to piss him off the perfect opportunity arises. Shameless PWP, lemon, yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make Me Scream by VioletIntoxication reviews
Sasuke is wandering through the forest when he stumbles upon Deidara... Smut ensues. Yaoi, DeiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Deidara - Complete
NaruGaa Neko Jutsu by Squinky Cullen reviews
Gaara tries out an unnamed jutsu and Naruto approves. Naru/Gaa Yaoi No flamers or Yaoi haters please. Warning contains OOC-ness and lemons. -- thanks for reminding me Dark Calamity of Princess. Also gaara is suppose to be OOC, its because of the jutsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Signals by StarkBlack reviews
Neji is asked to help the Kazekage with a hangover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Breathing by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Kyousuke/Mira. He could feel him breathing, and he supposed that it was enough.
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
The Bet by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have an ongoing bet; the only problem is, Naruto's on a loosing streak,and the latest forfeit involves an item of Tsunade's clothing. Yaoi PWP Sasuke and Naruto. Graphic M/M sex scene included
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stupid Vibrator by CassandraChristine reviews
Naruto makes a bet with Kiba, thinking that is going to be the worst day of his life. How wrong he really is. NaruNeji. Yaoi, lemon, for Ta-chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
the masked musician by Dukeofnachos reviews
Everyone thought Shino was lonely. They all pitied him, and he was sick of it. So he found something to do. A secret life. But what happens when Shikamaru finds out about it? Au! ShikaShino in that order! Yaoi. Being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Christmas Colors by keikopanda102 reviews
A Christmas/Holiday season LeeXGaara one-shot! Lee loves Christmas, but who knew Gaara does too? I usually have Lee on the bottom, but I thought I'd mix it up. Smut. Sex. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
I'm With Naruto by dmnq8 reviews
..."I'll never change. He can't save me. But with him, his luminosity camouflaging my reality, I can pass for human." Sequel to 'I'm With Sasuke'. Yaoi, Lemon, SasuNaru. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/18/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
I'm With Sasuke by dmnq8 reviews
It started with a typical night with the teme. SasuNaru, M-preg, Yaoi. Lemon. Giftfic for Solitare1. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Frustration by Tikvah reviews
To a bystander they might seem like lovers but this is not an act of love. It is all about frustration,raw and merciless, pent up for too long. Shika/Neji. Yaoi. 20091130- rewritten, reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Ten plus One Million Yen by Ookami Kasumi reviews
Okani-Ga Nai / It was the greatest mystery of Ayase's life that Kanou, the towering and ferocious yakuza boss that bought him at that auction, actually cared for him. One-Shot
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Ayase Y., Kanou S. - Complete
Naruto and Kiba's secret by smexy-rice-ball reviews
-!RE-WRITTEN!- What happens when Naruto get's Kiba pregnant? What will Kiba's boyfriend, Shino think? And will Naruto want to be apart of the baby's life? Warning: Yaoi, Mpreg, rape ect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
A Not So Childish Game by Lady Taurus reviews
Two unwilling souls, A perverted game, and a drunken threesome? NejixTenten Lemon Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Say Cheese by Prism0467 reviews
Set in the Kindred AU. "We're geniuses, Lee", Shikamaru explained. "Didn't our bosses tell you?" Neji, Shikamaru and Rock Lee. One-shot. AU yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Day in the Life by Supreme Distraction reviews
Of Ino Yamanaka and Temari Kaze. It was beyond a physical need by now: she craved *all* of the girl—her good and her bad, her strengths and weaknesses, her body and heart—at all times. This was want. This was need. This was love. Yuri one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2009 - [Ino Y., Temari] - Complete
Innocence by Clarinetist reviews
Little!Kiba and Little!Shino oneshot. Slight yaoi. Documents the first few meetings of Kiba and Shino at the age of six. KibaShino, ShinoKiba.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Papa to Breakfast in Bed by tsutsuji reviews
On Sunday mornings in the Munakata household, even Mira isn't in such a hurry to get out of bed, and of course, neither is Kyousuke. yaoi, Kyousuke x Mira
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Strawberry Shampoo by Air Tsukiko reviews
Quick DeiNeji oneshot based off a dream I had. Rated M for lemon, yaoi, not exactly explicit, but still.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Deidara, Neji H. - Complete
Trampolines Can Be Such Fun by Anya Zarakova reviews
At a party Naruto gets bored, add in a horny Sasuke and a naughty Gaara, along with a conniving Lee and you have instant Yaoi. slight bondage, lemon, some language. First published yaoi so R&R! SasuNaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Strings by 01LoVsTaR10 reviews
Our favorite tattooed ninja of the sand it's going to have his way with our dog lover. "You owe me dog boy." BoyxBoy. YAOI! Rape. Rated:MA Pairing: Kanku/kiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Conflicting by lying mongoose reviews
There's a part of Kyousuke that knows these feelings are wrong. Angst, incest, a little creepiness.
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Selfish by Val-Creative reviews
Due to some unforeseen circumstances, Mira finds himself starring in one of his Papa's movies. Yaoi. Standalone.
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Jizz in my Pants by Ms-Emi-Uzumaki reviews
So let me get this straight; Kankuro’s been stripped naked by Temari, Temari’s trying to rape Kankuro, and Gaaras on drugs? How the hell did that happen! KanTemaGaa Sandcest
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
The Perfect Gentleman by Jaggarte x reviews
Hinata and her teammates are to stay at Kakashi's for the night, with Kakashi of course. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kankuro's Birthday by Pyrite reviews
Kankuro is celebrating his birthday, little does he know that Gaara has a special surprise for him. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Trouble by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Kiba overheard the conversation between the girls. Now Sakura is in for punishment from Sasuke. One-shot. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flip Sides by Prism0467 reviews
Shikamaru, meet Neji. Naruto, meet Gaara. Oneshot. ShikaNeji NaruGaa AU OOC yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Jumpsuits are Men Magnets by ItouchMyselfLOL reviews
sexy Lee-crack in which i pair Lee with... well, everyone. YAY! LeeNeji SakuLee NaruLee so far
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Lee R.
Afternoon Drive Gone Awry! by ItouchMyselfLOL reviews
Lee is finally driving with an instructor! not only that, but the instructor is none other than Gai, and his other passenger, Neji! But wait, what happens when Gai and Neji arent just there to teach Lee of driving? SEX NejiLeeGai yaoi, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
That Night by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
Sasunaru, Rated M for ovious reasons once you read. Lemon, rape, Yaoi! First story and Lemon, please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Herbs by DemonicRoyalPrincess reviews
What happens when Haku returns from picking herbs with Naruto Yaoi, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Secrets by New Warrior of Fire reviews
Naruto listens in on Team 6 telling their secrets around a campfire, and is shocked to find out that they aren't the ninja he thought they were. Warning: Gai/Lee fans should not read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sand and Leaf by Nejilovesyaoi reviews
Shikamaru comes to Suna to visit his girlfriend Temari, and Gaara is jealous because he has feelings for the lazy nin. With Temari's encouragement, will Gaara go after Shikamaru? Read and find out. Yaoi, ShikaGaa. This is a fic for Gaara's B-day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Gaara, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Just a Typical High School Day by chelsea-chee reviews
Just a typical high school day for Naruto & Sakura. Or is it?... Nar/Sak high school fic. One-shot lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Skipping Class by SilentThunder23 reviews
Naruto and Sakura get caught out by Kakashi for 'skipping' class. Modern High School AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Gift From Me To You by BlahBlah1821 reviews
A little Valentine's day oneshot, pairing is of course AxK Yaoi boyxboy relationship, lemon inside.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
drunk by tinglingsensation reviews
The results of Ayase being drunk. Compilation of independant oneshots. Lemon, smut, toys, crossdressing, yaoi, etc etc... /Okane ga nai/ Requests and ideas welcome.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ayase Y., Kanou S.
Lies About Love by zumanity ringmaster reviews
Ever wondered why Itachi tells Sasuke to learn to hate? Rated M for pedophilia, language, cheating, and lemon. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tension by KissMeImOnlyPlastic reviews
Gaara/Kankuro. "Just be quiet and watch."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Fan and Flute by Lixie Lorn reviews
Tayuya and Temari Lemon oneshot. Written for Thorn-the-Fastidious-Witch. Took ages. Short. LEMON, YURI. No like, no read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Temari, Tayuya - Complete
What happened? by Stukje Kaas reviews
ON HOLD. SasukeXGaara. Gaara wakes up lying in a bed next to Sasuke. Previous night they went to some bar. So, what happened? They find out, but the whole school also does. What could this all lead to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Pointless by apples n crisp reviews
Sasuke catches Naruto in the act. Naruto/Sasuke. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Without Thought by micah.n10 reviews
A gentle smile graced the younger mans lips and Kakashi felt himself smile in kind. Written for the KI Community Drabble Challenge: 100 Ways to Fall in Love. KakaIru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Is Shino Ticklish? by Mika Casey reviews
The simple inquiry burned in her mind for weeks. It was one of those unanswerable questions, like "What is the meaning of life?", and it pestered her. Just a drabble. Slight ShinoHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A.
And it Comes Out by K. J. Pitre reviews
Kyle wakes up in the morning feeling very strange. After telling Stan, Cartman overhears and decides to exploit it only to find out something he never wanted to hear... One-shot. KylexStan.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Officer Naruto by O.Mak reviews
One-Shot. Naruto Pulls someone over, and she doesn't want a ticket.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Drabble Collection by Picklesticks reviews
My drabbles for Naruto, all gathered together in a single spot for future reference and ease. Yaoi, yuri, het, gen all possible, and a range of characters, ratings, and genres.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Perfect by Sparkylovesfire reviews
ShinoKiba fic. Shino realizes what Kiba really wanted. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
How Many Licks? by Miss Tart reviews
The girls have some fun with the boys by trying to answer a question. ONESHOT?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by R2468 reviews
Gaara oneshot. Lemon. Rated M for a reason. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Actuallity by XxKatZILAxX reviews
Kiba finally realizes who he wnts to be with, some unexpected things happen. KIBANARU. YAOI. BOYXBOY. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Safety first! by Xment2bursX reviews
Neji blinked. It was a little heart warming; rather funny and without a doubt the most frightening thing he had ever been subjected to. ShikaNeji. Slash. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Kill, marry, or screw? by chickenwire reviews
Sasuke leans towards her, grinning, "Kill, marry, screw, me, Naruto, Neji." Hinata looked at him in horror, "W...WHAT!" SLIGHT sasuhina, WARNING: use of F word. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paint Your Target by Insertrandomusername reviews
Kiba and Kankuro are going out on a mission together. But what the heck? One small tent to share? Oneshot, yaoi, lemon, you name it. And one more thing: he didn't hit him with the purple makeup, Kankuro was wearing purple makeup..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Not so Bothersome in the End by The Stitched Ninja reviews
In the end, it hadn't been as bothersome. He'd gladly do it again...anything to get his Gaara. Maybe that was what was so troublesome after all? Shika/Gaa Yaoi/BL Slight fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Playing with the Bloodied Hands by Freez-DeathLiver reviews
Gaara is a lone boy who just seeks attention, or so he thinks. He is surprised though, when someone throws themselves at him... How is he suppose to handle such direct come ons? A SasuGaa fic. No plans yet, going with the flow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,108 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Discoveries by EmeraldTwilight reviews
Sakura and Ino are walking through the forest, when they come across something very sexy...Hinata. SakuIno NaruHina InoSakuHina Sorry summary sucks Constructive Criticism appreciated
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Dare To Hope by StarkBlack reviews
NaruSasNaru The Akatsuki are dead, and now Sasuke awaits his punishment for going rogue. Warnings: language, boyxboylove.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do you remember that party two weeks ago? by Jak0TheShadows reviews
A short little Weekenders fic about Lor and Tino and a very awkward conversation between them.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008
Oh, A Tangled Web We Weave! by BlindAnonymous reviews
SakuHina ShikaIno SasuNaru IN PROGRESS! Rated M for future lemons & cussing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2008
Our Icha Icha Paradise by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the guys must live together in a house known as 'The Icha Icha House'. Pairings all around with SasuNaru, LeeGaa, ShikaNeji, and ShinoKiba. Probably not going to be updated again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never been kissed? by TwoDragonFire reviews
Naruto has had feelings for Sasuke, but lately he's been visiting Rock Lee in the hospital. He's now having weird feelings for Lee. How does he handle it? YOAI, FLUFF, LeeNaru NaruLee. ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
What Could Have Happened Poster Boy by Roxy Leigh Blue reviews
I'm warning you now, this is pure lemon. Accompanying lemon fic to Poster Boy. NaruGaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Movies by speechbubble reviews
TemaTen One-Shot TenTenPOV TenTen muses about life and love. It's not like The Movies, she decides. It's pretty plotless, really. But read it anyway, please? Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Tenten, Temari - Complete
Lor Laughed by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
The Weekenders Lor could never have imagined Thompson as being such an inattentive prom date. It was his fault that she was stuck crying in this bathroom. TinoxLor
Disney - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Temari's Present by literaturefreak reviews
Temari wants to thank Naruto for Saving Gaara from the Akatsuki. Rated M for Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
I Hate Mornings, Sometimes by Solo Duet reviews
Kakashi wants revenge for his ruined morning. Sequel to 'I Hate Mornings'. KakaSasu. Oneshot. Lots of naughty stuffs, yus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Sunset by Black Rose TD reviews
Gaara and Temari watch the sunset together. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Oh WoW! by Raven Dunbar reviews
Iruka is obsessed with World of Warcraft. Kakashi is not happy about it. KakaIru yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Puppy Love by Pheonix245 reviews
Lemon! YAOI! ShikamaruxKiba! Oneshot! Complete!And in English!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
So Much For Triangles by MoonWorlds reviews
Who ever heard of a love triangle with fifteen sides? ChoIno, ShikaIno, ShikaTema, KibaTema, KibaHina, NaruHina, NaruSaku, SakuSasu, SasuShino, KankShino, KankTen, NejiTen, NejiLee, and GaaLee, all onesided. Very short, experimental drabble. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Happy New Years Love by Gaaragirl2020 reviews
Sasuke wants to make this New Years memorable for the one he loves. SasuNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
YOU OWE ME by wolfwomen-5 reviews
Kiba awoke in the hospital after being rescued by Kankuro. KibaxKankuro. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
An Unnecessary Gift by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
NejiShika. Shikamaru gets Neji a gift that isn't really needed. There's also mentions of InoHina, TemaSaku, SasuGaaNaruMerry Christmas and other holidays!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Painter's Obsession by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
It wasn't a question that was normal...or widely considered to be polite. But he couldn't help it...she was just so beautiful... um...excuse me...ma'am? AU SaiIno. Sai has emotions...so OOC sorry!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Ino Y., Sai - Complete
I Saw Incubus by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Whenever they meet each other they are overcome by a rush of lust so intense that they have to run before they break down in public. One day, however, they don't make it. NejiKiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
I Suppose by EmmileneRosalina reviews
LeeGaa OneShot. While Gaara broods over his unfamiliar emotions, Rock Lee shows up and throws him off track. Submissive Gaara, Shounen Ai, don't like, don't read. WARNING: MAY CONTAIN EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Wooziness Addiction Numbness Sin by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Naruto, I'm taking away my pain, Sasuke whispered, and I'm taking away your pain too. SasuNaru, drug usage, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What they didn't know by AMP-MarionetteMasterAya reviews
Shikamaru loves to cloudgaze, everyone knows that. But what :or whom: does he 'do' on rainy days? Sorry for the summary, i HAD to write it like that! ShikaNeji, T for..action. YAOI Complete ONESHOT, takes place BEFORE the timeskip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Neji's Sick Day by PikoTehNinja reviews
Neji gets sick. And he most certainly dosen't like it. So, what happens when Lee comes over to wake him up, but Hiashi interupts? NejiLee LeeNeji[[Rated T to be safe]] FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Stuck In A Rutt by WhisperElmwood reviews
Shino and Kiba, through Kiba's sheer idiocy, get stuck in a cave together. Things happen. KibaShino. One Shot. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Do Damage by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Neji has sinned. Kiba too. They don't seem to mind though. NejiKiba. Lemonish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Nervous Excitement by Rock Lees Lotus reviews
Gai’s thoughts told from Gai’s POV as he is about to make love to Lee for the first time. GaiLee... obviously... Rather fluffy. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Hidden Facts by Planet Mads reviews
[NejiShika] Twenty truths you didn’t know about Hyuuga Neji, Nara Shikamaru and the relationship between them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by birdpants reviews
Oneshot. ShinoSakura pairing... RR
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
Sleep over! by Shikamaru'sLover01 reviews
ShikaKiba yaoi. what more needs to be said? read and REVEIW. pls reveiw if you read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Burn by Valkyrie Wilde reviews
ONESHOT. Kankuro caused an accident and now he has to make up for it. What to do when you get burned. LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Kankuro - Complete
Shower Fun by dark-night-sky reviews
A side story to All For Our Best Friends. Yaoi Lemon NejiGaa. The two return from their date, and Neji doesn't forget Gaara's bet
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Spider Bites by Tosa reviews
Kiba has a bug bite, and he suspects Shino. So he gives Shino a bite of his own... [ShinoKiba, yaoi, ONEshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Heated Bliss by Yamishi-kun reviews
ONESHOT The kyuubi enters heat. Naruto's life get's screwed up because of it. He goes to Kiba. Kiba helps naruto the only way possible. Who knew that Kiba was so into foreplay? KibaNaru, yaoi, LONG lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Beginning of Love by RubyBelle reviews
A rumor is being passed around, saying that Hinata is a lesbian! Ino tells Sakura to never talk to her, but Sakura decides to find out what really happened. [YURI, oneshot, SakuHina, T for yuriness, flames are as welcomed as praises, Made for dA contest.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
You Owe Me by kidscanfly reviews
Hinata, and some not so comfortable and slightly awkward situations with certain people. Sasuhina. Slight Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Lee by SadRebel reviews
AU, one shot, Gaara and Lee. Collage setting: Gaara feels trapped, and has a secret crush that he cannot understand. Slightly smutty. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Life's Never Easy by xxpapercutxx reviews
Gaara works in a Starbucks inside of a Safeway. He has an annoying coworker, stalkerish costumer, and obsessive sister. One has to wonder how he'll survive. Onesided NejiGaa and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Gaara
Aloe Vera by Akatsuki Feathers reviews
What are you expecting me to do with yogurt? [Onesided KibaShino, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Mad by SpontaneousDefinate reviews
Lee's pissed of at the Elders, and Gaara's amused, it isn't everyday that Lee is mad. My first story, Please R&R. Short Oneshot LeeGaa Gaalee.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Fit Together by Pixagi reviews
The phenomenon that is Shikamaru and Chouji. [SlashYaoi][Lime]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Your Dream Girl! by BleedingSoulKimea reviews
It was just a little discusion between Temari and Shikamaru about Shikamaru's dream girl! Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
An Unlikely Love by Rei Yuriko reviews
Sasuke has left with Orochi and Naruto has gone to train with Jiraiya. This leaves two lonely girls. SakuHina SakuraXHinata Lemon Yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
Butterflies by RubberDuckiesWhoLikePieAndCake reviews
Shino likes bugs, and Choji likes butterflies OMG, they have so much in common! Oneshot. [ShinxChoj] Warning yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Shino A., Chōji A. - Complete
Lace by Teddieox reviews
When in doubt, lacey undergarments are the way to go. TemaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
All That Matters by redex reviews
KakaGai. Pointless smut: Sex and satisfaction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Birthday Surprise by Gryvon reviews
Ayase tries to bake a cake for Kanou's birthday.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/7/2007 - [Kanou S., Ayase Y.] - Complete
Training With Kakashi by angelvamp1623 reviews
Sasuke is depressed about his performance in bed, so Naruto asks Kakashi for help. Yaoi, 18 plus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flutter By by Trufreak89 reviews
“Naruto has had two kisses in his life. The first was an accident. It was also with a boy.”NarutoSasuke NarutoShikamaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Happy Birthday Shika! Love, Shino by Bitch Slap Love reviews
3 of 4. It’s Shikamaru’s Birthday and Shino presents his present. ShinoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Shino A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sakura The Perverted! by Nezumii reviews
Sakura goes a little crazy and Ino is a little speechless. Oneshot. SakuraIno Shoujo-ai Rated T for questionable content. Part one of the 'perverted' series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Making Faces by juliagulia1017 reviews
ONESHOT. Shino is more evil than you think. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Thanks for the mission Shikamaru by Pickles645 reviews
Kiba thanks Shikamaru for being a great leader, and tells him something he's been hiding. KibaxShikamaru. YAOI. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Eyeliner by AllPowerfulDaisy reviews
Gaara runs out of eyeliner. Oneshot. SasuGaa. Written out of sheer boredom. Mild cursing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Shower by Kankurolover88 reviews
Shono leaves his wallet at the Romen shop and Kankuro wants to return it. Although Kankuro falls in a puddle of mud Shino has some good ideas on how to get him clean.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Kankuro, Shino A. - Complete
Looking at my BEEP by SeparatedCow reviews
[Shino x Sakura] For Trunksmybaby. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Shino A., Sakura H. - Complete
Perspective by Rhylin Sweet reviews
Smoothing the green suit against his body and tugging at the orange legwarmers, Neji Hyuuga smirked at his reflection and made a ‘thumbs up’. Not bad. NejiLee XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Not Subtle Enough by KitsuneSam reviews
Conversation between Kakashi and Iruka. Kakairu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
You know what I hate? by Lolligaggin reviews
Ino, and the rants of her sweet suitor. NaruIno, Drabble, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Desire by Rhylin Sweet reviews
Neji is curious about his hormones and drives Rock Lee insane with his constant sleeping around. Obviously Neji doesn't know Lee is inlove with him. So it REALLY drives Lee NUTZ when Neji asks to have sex with him. NejiLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
I Hate Mornings by Solo Duet reviews
Kakashi is too stubborn to get up in the morning. Sasuke will have to take drastic measures. KakaSasu Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Right One by Rhylin Sweet reviews
Dear Lee, Temari says I’m in love with you. Lee recieves a letter from Gaara and a few from Temari. See Gaara's failed attempts at a love confession! GaaLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Spider Webs by Cleone reviews
Rape is real. Hinata found that out the hard way. SasuHina One shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Lick by taitofan reviews
Kankurou wonders exactly how much like a dog Kiba really is...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Hammered By Hormones by B.J. Sanders reviews
Yaoi. ShinoKibaShino. Kiba is smelling a strange scent in the air, and Shino is no where in sight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Old Enough by therealesther reviews
KakaSaku have you noticed how Kakashi bends down a lot when speaking to his team? Sakura's POV, 2nd person...second part up! i never thought it'd happen...wow...i don't own naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
New Tricks by Nico-Chan reviews
Kiba and Akamaru are training when Shino comes to visit.... Yaoi ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Stand With Me in the Rain by Konstantine Angel reviews
A cute story about Shikamaru and a special someone. One day Shika decides to stand out in the rain and think of how things are and someone decides to join him. Not yaoi. All characters copyrighted to their creator!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Deepening love by Sharingan300 reviews
Sakuten Tenten has been going out with Sakura for almost 3 years and they are now both 16. Both girls has been increasingly curious of the other´s body...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
Tanuki Ugly by cneko2 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up in bed. Just not alone in bed. Wacky morning after hijinks ensue. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/9/2004
It could have been by MuffinMuffinMuffin reviews
ShinoHina. Set 13 years after the series.
Shino mourns Hinata's death and reflects on what could have been.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2004
Control by shinobi ren reviews
ShikaShino yaoi drabble. Shikamaru likes his control... or does he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2004
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Tears and Bruises reviews
A look of rage flashed in Gaara’s eyes before he did something that he promised himself he never would do... GaaraOC—slightly OOC Gaara. Don’t like, don’t read. Rated K for some minor violence.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Gaara - Complete
For All That it's Worth reviews
When did it all begin? Neither of them know what caused the spark, but they both know that they like it and never want it to stop. A KankuShika date-fic; rated T for content. Yaoi, and lemon later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kankuro, Shikamaru N.
Brown Beetles reviews
It started as a strange, unlikely friendship, and evolved slowly from there. If only the world was not so cruel... A ShinoIno story, rated T for mentions of sex. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
The Pitiful Life of Yamanaka Ino reviews
Ino hates life, life hates Ino. Ino’s life is rapidly tumbling downhill, and she doesn’t think it’s ever going to stop. She can’t see the bottom of the hill, and stupid Sakura-chan is NOT making anything any better… Or is she? SakuIno. Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Just Another Day in the Garden reviews
Kankuro and Ino have always been sworn rivals. Will one eensy-weensy kiss change their feelings for each other? Read to find out. KankuIno. Mentions of GaaIno & KankuTen. Oneshot. Rated T for implied nudity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Kankuro, Ino Y. - Complete
