Hey yall! Name's Alli!

Loves: Patrick Stump (oh FOB), Happy Tree Friends, Naruto (the anime not charater), Chocolate, Piggys, Sugar, and the letter Z.

Hates: Sponge Monkeys (shudders), shots, math, Matsuri, my dad, and snobby popular people.

Sex: Not yet.

Fan Girl of: PATRICK STUMP CUTENESS!

Gender (Idiot): Oh! Female.

Favorite color: Green and blue...and blood red.

Dating: Currently no one. But any takers? -Gets smacked- No one let's me have fun anymore.

Evil or Good: Pure evil! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! -Gets smacked- WHO KEEPS DOING THAT?!

I write mostly crossover fics. Mostly cause they're fun! Yay for mixing two completely differant things!

Who's your top 5 favorite characters from Naruto?: 1Rock Lee, 2Gaara, 3Shikamaru, 4Neji, 5Naruto

Favorite Pairings:

KakaGai: I love this whole rivalry becomes love thing! It's my all time fav! (But don't tell Lee I love this pairing! He might get mad at me) KakaGai is also incredibly funny.

NejiTen: My friend Kannika has drilled this pairing into my brain. So there for. It is the best pairing. (Except KakaGai which I love)

LeeAya: I made this crack pairing up when I was bored. I think it's cute. Lee deserves a girl, and he's too good for Sakura.

IruShizu: Iruka and Shizune, I love this and think it's cute! (What's with me and crack pairings?)

NaruHina: It's so perfect, the sweet useful non-bitchy girl should get what she wants, and what she wants is Naruto-Kun! He just has to wise up!

ShikaNaru: If Naruto isn't with Hinata, I want him with Shikamaru! I don't now why, but it's really cute!

I like pairings:

LeeIno: I Want Lee to have a girl, and Ino's better then Sakura. I think They would be cute together!

LeeHina: This would annoy Neji to all hell! Think, Lee wants to annoy his rival, main house and branches rivalry. Hinata could be with Lee as a common way to piss off Neji! (Sorry Kannika)

GaaLee: Yes, I like a lot of Lee pairings. I think this one is cute! Yay for cuteness!

GaaNaru: Both are holders, Naruto cares about Gaara, Naruto helped to save Gaara in more then a few ways! I think it's adorable!

ShikaTema: Both geniuses. (Is that spelled right?)

SasuLee: Umm...this I have no idea for.

Most hated pairings:

NejiHina: Umm, I'm sure relitive banging is against the law somewhere. It's just wrong ok.

ItaSasu: Like I said. This is just creepy on one too many levels for me.

SANDCEST: Any pairings of the three sand nin together I will not tolerate! NO INCEST DAMN IT!

LeeSquirrel: Look, the animals don't want, besides, I'm sure Lee's length's bigger then the squirrel. Squirrel no likey.

GaaMatsu: I hate Matsuri, I don't know why, but everytime she appears on my computer I have to stop myself from trying to kill it. I don't know why I hate Matsuri, but I do.

If you Love the Lead Singer of Fall Out Boy (Patrick Stump) and aren't afraid to say so, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Cool sayings

"If push comes to shove, and walk comes to run, tell them to back the fuck off, or you'll pull out your gun." -someone

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'"

"Move or I kill you!!" -someone

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."- Not sure

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." - Not sure

"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot." - Jay Leno

"Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'"- Jay Leno

"People are like slinkies. Basically useless. But yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs" - A picture somewhere on the internet.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!!
there will b a DJ , im throwing a party... every 1 is invited!!

so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulliten.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are!! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!Rachie4294

Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, TwoDragonFire

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

--My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fell out of a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you love Bruce Lee and think he kicks butt, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever told someone you loved them, and wished you hadn't, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you admit to being preverted, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the darn rabbit the flippin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, TwoDragonFire

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile because it is cute for something made out of curves, quotation marks, and other random things (cute!!)

(o.o) Copy the doggy into your profile because MysticalPearl made it up and it is giving you sad eyes

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), Moonlight Music Mistress (my stairs hate me as much as I hate Orochimaru), Kannika (It hurts when it's an escalator...),TwoDragonFire (bus steps hurt when you fall back out the bus)

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If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, TwoDragonFire

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your Profile to help him gain world domination.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, TwoDragonFire

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU LIVE FOR FANFICTION AND CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUT IT PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.