Misunderstoodemon

Ok, if you're here, I'm assuming that you want to know about me, so here goes nothing!

I'm Canadian, and happen to love comics and country music (how many other teenage girls can say that truthfully?) as well as many other genres. I have a little sister, and I am the Assistant Librarian of the Holodeck Records in a Star Trek club that just turned twenty. My aunt is the captain, my mom is the morgue attendant and my sister in the Physical Training Officer and Chief of Security (There were only two people in security, and the other one didn't apply.) I am addicted to iced tea, OCs and fanfiction in general. Be warned, I love crossovers, and am prone to having a story mutate into a crossover without it meaning to. They're... ALIVE!!

Favorite Movies/TV shows: Pirates of the Caribbean, Hellboy, V for Vendetta, Beauty and the Beast (the 80's TV show, NOT the Disney- I don't mind it, but Beasts are so much better when they don't lose all their fur at the last minute), Labyrinth, Magnificent Seven, X-Men, SHERLOCK HOLMES!! (with Jeremy Brett, if you please;))
Books!! Well, authors really...: Tamora Pierce, Brian Jacques, Tanya Huff, Stan Lee, J K Rowling, C S Lewis, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (WHOOP!) the list goes on...
Universes I Write In: Labyrinth, BatB, Hellboy, X-Men, Magnificent Seven TV show(ATF, Two Blood, OW), Sherlock Holmes... at least those are the universes I've published in. The ones I've written stories that never got finished is considerably longer:)...

Pairings I hate:
Labyrinth- As long as it's well written, I don't mind JS stories, but I usually don't like them. Sarah does not deserve the wonder that is Jareth
BatB- VincentOC, VincentDiana, CatherineOC.
Hellboy- Slashes. Other than that, anything goes.
X-Men- Here we go... to keep this from being longer than my actual bio, let's just say, OCs are my saviors.
Magnificent Seven- Pairing ANY of the guys with each other, someone's sister, mother, or a female bounty hunter for my poor Vin.
Sherlock Holmes: Is it so terribly to have Holmes and Watson remain single? Really?

Pairings I Love:
Labyrinth- JOC,
BatB- VC
Hellboy- Hellboy Liz, HellboyOC, AbeOC, it's all good.
X-Men-everyone with a well written OC, except ScottJean (how else do I keep her away from Logan?) and BobbyRogue.
Magificent Seven- Give me an OC, I'll show you a decent pairing. No ChrisMary. She may like him, but I don't think he likes her. BuckInez is OK (he'll wear her down eventually, really...)

All right. Most of my characters exist in several universes at once (yeah... my mind is strange...), so if you haven't read, say, X-Men, and they appear in an X-Men/Magnificent Seven story, just accept that everything is possible and only most things are what they seem.

Quotes!! quotesquotesquotesquotesquotesquotesquotes!! I'm also a quote addict.
I'm a spiritual man. -drains bottles of whisky- Sometimes I turn to the wrong kinds of spirits -Josiah, Magnificent Seven Pilot.

Remember remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. - Evey and V in V for Vendetta

We're on a mission, you nit!- the Other Guys, Stargate SG-1. The best episode EVER

Logan- And death shall have no dominion.
Mystique- Aren't you even listening? What the hell are you talking about?
Logan-Old friends are a royal pain in the behind, darlin'. They never stay who they were when the friendship began, and a lotta times you end up nostalgic for a person even though they're still there.
Mystique-You're talking about Victor? He was always a savage. I'm surprised you can work up any nostalgia for him at all.
Logan-You forget. I was a savage once too. We were friends, though barely. More important, we were brothers in arms. I guess I was talking about Sabretooth, but I was thinking about another old friend. Used to sit right over there in that corner and drink himself blind... From Codename: Wolverine. Just in case you were wondering, Logan was talking about the poet Dylan Thomas, who died in 1952, or there abouts. His last words were “I've had thirteen straight whiskeys, that must be a record!” before staggering out the door.

No piggyback!- Hellboy

Red, white whatever, guys are all the same- Liz, Hellboy

You really go out in these things?
Would you prefer yellow spandex?- Logan, Scott in X-Men.

You know, there's more to those ladies then meets the eye. Hell if I can figure it out.
Welcome to manhood, kid. -JD, Buck, Magnificent Seven, Working Girls

Do you, by chance, sing?- Random guy to Ezra, same episode as above.

There's always tar and feathers.
Later...
I neglected to abide by a fundamental tenat in my line of work. Never gamble with an entire clan.
Is that tar on your cheek?
Look, we really need to leave this municipality immediately. - Vin, Ezra, Magnificent Seven, New Law.

Nobody move! Dropped me brain
my peanut
The thump thump. Where's the thump thump?!
Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful. (try saying that five times fast.)
We must fight!... To run away.
You smell funny!
I've got a jar of di-irt I've got a jar of di-irt, and guess what's inside it.- All of them, the immortal craziness that is Jack Sparrow.

Jack:That's Captain to you!
Me: Shoves Jack back into the closet. Shut up, love.

Pet Peeves:
Magnificent Seven- Vin with so many medical conditions it's a wonder he survived baby hood, Vin and Martin from Without a Trace being brothers (wrong!- they are not related, they are just both unusually hot.), and making the guys related.
Labyrinth- Jareth being a sadistic monster, the whole 'I hate you, no, wait, I love you, even though you made my life a living hell' thing, wimpy/bratty/slutty/emotionally fragile/Jareth-obsessed Sarahs.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your pen-name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple , warm summer days, Diamondchild Avalons Mists, misunderstoodemon

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Karm Starkiller

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals, Isis the Sphinx, Karm Starkiller, misunderstoodemon

Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. It is written that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, misunderstoodemon

If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile
COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, Xaja Silversheen, XxRandom NemesisxX, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, misunderstoodemon

Okay, I'll stop now. Sorry. There are so many funny ones, though...

Now, go on and read my stories. Go!! please...

Thu-bu-th-th-th-that's all for now, folks!

Quiet, Porky.

That's all for now, folks!

UPDATE- Dec. 16/07- I have just recieved an e-mail that I've been shortlisted for the Grip X-Press Awards up here in Canada- it's a teen magazine, and I am scared to death about it. Whether or not I win, I'm scared out of my mind.

UPDATE- Jan. 29/08- No winning, I'm afraid, but I'm kinda glad- my stories aren't the kind that they'd want to print anyway (they don't know it, but the one I submitted is really about vampires. HA!)

UPDATE- Jun. 25/08- School's out, life's OK- I've submitted a story to ON SPEC magazine, but I won't know if its been accepted for another few weeks. I will be DELETING my story CURSES AND RETURNING. This is because I can do better, and C+R is little more than a exercise in cliches and a Mary Sue. And Jareth is objecting to all the chars. I've got paired with him so...

UPDATE- Aug. 6/08- Shortlisted for ON SPEC, they want to see it again, that's cool. I'm also deleting my stories A KAT AND SEVEN, and SLEEP, for the same reasons listed in my last update- I can do better.

UPDATE- March 12/11- I'm in university. Any updates will be through sheer luck and ingenuity. Half of the stuff on here is now ridiculously outdated, and I only leave up many of my stories through sheer nostalgia. Byebye for now loves. Later.