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 Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Keeper of the Lost Cities, and Harry Potter. Name? MidnightBunnyy Real Name? Lavender Shnuggles Um... Age? 542 and 1/2 Sure it is... Gender? Female Species? Fangirl of the planet Fandom Favorite color? Blue Favorite word? Defenestration: the fancy word for throwing someone out the window Greatest accomplishment? Being able to rap with Lafayette and sing the rest of "Guns and Ships". Yes, that is my greatest accomplishment, everyone. Rapping "Guns and Ships" successfully. I am serious. Favorite books? Don't make me pick Motto/Life lesson? I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts. - Leo Valdez I think we could all use a little more weird in our lives. - Fitz Vacker Top Percy Jackson and The Heroes of Olympus as a whole, Keeper of the Lost Cities, the Carry On series, Hamilton Top ships for those? PJO: percico, valgrace, pipabeth, frazel. Kotlc: sokeefe, tiana, dexella, lylie or kam, sophiana, fedex, marellinh. Carry On series: Snowbaz, of course. Hamilton: Lams (and whatever you say, I am not obsessed.) Favorite song? Changes day to day, but currently it's Day of the Battle Favorite musical? Hamilton or Six. Depends on the day Favorite Hamilton song? Dam it, I can't just pick one. Top nine (semi accurate ranking): Guns and Ships Ten Duel Commandments Nonstop We Know What Did I Miss? Yorktown The Reynolds Pamphlet First Burn Wait For It And every single instrumental. Favorite Six song(s)? Get Down, No Way, and Heart of Stone Song currently stuck in your head? Ex-Wives ANNOUNCEMENT. Today we have gathered to mourn the passing of MidnightBunnyy's sanity. Sanity was constantly ill prior to its death, a symptom of when MidnightBunnyy discovered fanfiction. But it took a sudden turn for the worse when she started shipping the Founding fathers together, and it passed away today, June 7, 2020, when she started shipping people who are still living today. MidnightBunnyy's sanity Date of Birth: in honor of Sanity, we will not say this Date of Death: June 7, 2020 Rest in peace. Some more questions -partially from ilikethemsalty's profile What's your name? MidnightBunnyy, but *sigh* if you must, call me MB or Midnight What do you look like? Average and short How old are you? Old enough to get an account. Guy or Girl? Presenting Lady MidnightBunnyy! Does that answer your question? Favorite type of coffee? I don't drink coffee Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? WHO IS THIS KID WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? Who's your favorite character? So many to pick... maybe Reyna? Favorite ship? Why would you ask me that? Favorite book? What kind of question is that? What are you reading now? Race to the Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse, Starsight by Brandon Sanderson, Physik by Angie Sage, and a few others! Favorite tv show? Gravity Falls Favorite color? Blue Favorite guilty pleasure? Eating chocolate Favorite thing to do? Read Where do you live? I'll give you a hint: It's mentioned in The Lightning Thief Who's your best friend? A person Who's your worst enemy? Writer's Block Are you religious? No Do you like potatoes? Mashed or baked? Worst book you ever read? Journey to Rainbow Island In one word, how would you describe coffee? Meh Funniest book character? Leo I guess Favorite genre? FANTASY FOR THE WIN What do you want to be when you grow up? Astronomer/author Do you have any siblings? Three brothers and two sisters Do you have any pets? Sadly, no. I want to get a cat though Where do you go to school? I'm homeschooled On a scale of one to ten, describe coffee. I already told you, I DON'T DRINK COFFEE What are you going to do now? Things Survey. 1. Grab the book nearest you, find page 81, line 4: "Sophie's whole focus had been on figuring out who sparked-" Nightfall. (The rest is "the flames.) 2. Stretch out your left arm as far as you can. What can you touch? My pillow 3. What was the last thing you watched on TV? The Magnificent Seven. (But if YouTube counts, then a Hamilton animatic.) 4.Without looking, guess what time it is. 7:40 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:32 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The air conditioning 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? About 10 minutes ago. I needed to ask my dad something 8. Before you started the survey, what did you look at? I was looking at my email inbox 9. What are you wearing? Neon green shorts and a navy blue shirt 10. Did you dream last night? I did. A very weird dream. 11. When did you last laugh? Sometime in the last half hour? I was reading fanfiction since I don't have anything else to do with my life 12. What is on the wall of the room you are in? A calender, a shelf, and some cabinets 13. Seen anything weird lately? Not really... 14. What do you think of this quiz? It's pretty fun 15. What is the last movie you saw? The Magnificent Seven. (I didn't pick it.) 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Books. Lots of books. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I love dreamcatchers and I have about twenty of them in my house 18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change? Either light pollution or people's stupid opinions. You shouldn't be judged because of your skin color, if you identify as male, female, both, or neither, who you love, etc. It's just stupid. Why should it even matter? It's who you are, and you shouldn't be judged for it. 19. Do you like to dance? No. I am absolutely terrible at dancing. 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Silena. It's a beautiful name. (Silena is also the name of someone in the PJO series, but that's not important.) 21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Luke. (Again from the PJO series.) 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Maybe? You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…: • There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” • Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. • When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. • You burn food to see if it smells good. • You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” • Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. • You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… • On the same cruise, you think it is the Argo II • You sometimes try to control water. • You don't read anything but PJOHOO for 3 months. • You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. • Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. • You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. • You yell "Reyna!" every time you see a cape. • You make the PJOHOO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. • Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. • You are a PJOHOO character for Halloween. • Recite lines randomly from the books. • When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO and HOO(what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. • Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. • You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. Then you feel bad because Nike might go after you. • You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. • You have dreams about PJOHOO characters/events • You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. • That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. • You flick golden coins and hope it turns into a sword. • At the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" • You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" • When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" • You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. • You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies. • You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also, she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also, I blame the economic crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth, Solangelo, Jasper, Frazel, and Thalico and trust me I don't want to waste her time! Reyna- You don't want to set the twelfth legion on your tail! Piper- Well, you certainly do not want to be charmspoken! Nyx- Don't ever mention the Tartarus travel guide to her. You'll find yourself on the wrong side of Nyx's daggers. Hera- You might find yourself at an unfamiliar place with no memories • You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. • You give all your siblings god parents. • You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. • You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. • You spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. • You still think 'Thaluke' could happen. • You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You think that you should say: Lester! Whenever Apollo is near • You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. • Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, (as does your father) to cure your obsession. • You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head • You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO, PJO, HOO, LH, SoN, MoA, HoH, BoO, TOA, tHO, tDP, tBM, tTT(the Tyrant's Tomb) and use it in conversations. • You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!", "What the Hades?", and "Holy Poseidon!" • When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters • you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. when the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that you're a demigod. • You try to find the wolf house • you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth • you curse out the gods when something bad happens. • you watch the movie and read the book every chance you get. • you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york, or you need to go to the twelfth legion • you go to new york and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. • you look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days. • You ask for a person who murders innocent teddy bears • you try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. • every-time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon/Neptune • every-time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades or Thanatos. • Whenever you read Harry Potter and get to "Death Eaters", you wonder why they would eat Thanatos. • you talk about them nonstop. • You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. • You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. • Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case… • You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. • You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. • You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. • You go to Crusty's water beds and ask him to lay on the beds • You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. • You think George Bush is a son of Ares • You think Donald Trump was Donald duck in his past life • You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses??) • Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. • When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. • When the road is bumpy, blame Gaia. • You get really mad at Hades and Thanatos when a family member dies • Every-time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. • You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. • Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" • You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a test. • And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. • You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. • When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" • You cried when you finished tLO • You also cried when you finished tBM and started hating Caligula more • You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth • Every school book you own has PJOHOO stuff scribbled on each page • You're in love with a fictional character • You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJOHOO • You own homemade replicas of things from the PJOHOO series • You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter • You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. • You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. • You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. • You know which pages the good parts are on. • You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. • You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. • You started snapping your fingers and commanding people • You start figuring out who your godly parent is. • You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. • You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. • You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. • You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. • You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. • Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. • You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. • You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. • The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” • On your trip to Washington D.C., you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. • You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. • You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJOHOO in your room • You know PJOHOO better than most sane people • You have links to every great PJOHOO site • You add things to the list every day • You know what you would do if you were Percy • You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not • You feel bad/good for Octavian and his fate • At least half of your friends have read all the PJOHOO, or are going to in the very near future • You wish you could find a rainbow and a Drachma to see if Iris messages work • For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood • Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and you're far, far, far away cuz' • You suspect your parents aren't really your parents • You are trying to learn Greek • You keep thinking about one of the PJOHOO books when you go on a trip. • Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. • You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes • You have an instant crush on Nico! • You just have to research more about Greek mythology • You call up the Camp Half-Blood number in LT. • About 75/100 of your fics are PJOHOO related, even if it is a cross-over • You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to • You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJOHOO • When your friends say Zeus is cool, you argue that Poseidon is better • Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJOHOO, and you agree • A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor because you are so obsessed • You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter/son of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says, daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess • You’re nodding and smiling when you read this • You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things • You want to learn Latin • You copy/paste this onto your profile One example of how obsessed I am with Percy Jackson: Random person #1: What are you looking for? 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If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this onto your profile. If I have any duplicates, feel free to tell me! Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Fi yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yrou’e porflie. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 TO PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG, 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT NOW, ON TH15 LIN3 YOUR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T C4N R3AD TH15. R3 P05T 1F U C4N. The many tips and facts of life... When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!! Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE. Always dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned. Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry. Yep. I've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag! Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you. One does not simply walk into a shopping center. There is evil there that does not sleep. Reality continues to ruin my life. Good friends will say when a guy breaks your heart, "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises. Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo. I'm the type of person who doesn't know why THEY start laughing, so I better laugh harder. OK... so I'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was. Why yes, I do randomly use British accents. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me. DEATH. Our nation's no.1 killer. YOU!! Stole the cookies from the cookie jar!! Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka -from A very obsessed fangirl's profile. How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over The Intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write for unicorns 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall rather than walk, and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your Drive-through order is 'To Go'. 12. Sing along at the Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five Days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!' 19. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go.' 20. And the Final Way to Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Post this on your profile! IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile. The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like to story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Clockwork's Apprentice, GoldGuardian2418, Emilia-Jahrwoods, KOTLCgirlSoKeefe, MidnightBunnyy Please read this: This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, VectorPrime155, AnswerTheCall, GoldGuardian2418, Emilia-Jahrwoords, MidnightBunnyy 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot,bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95,therealmax, FaXnEsSisADDICTION(kelsey), LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, Just A million Rain Drops, Funnygina, RainonSaturn, Cynder2013, NarniaRoyalNavy123, RangerIthilwen, Ruby Silverstar, ArrowOfTheMoonlark, Sarcasticsnark13, MidnightBunnyy FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons... Eat them! Lemons are yummy! -noonesorange-StarsRShiney Read Them! O.O -noonespurple-toxilev Squirt the juice in your enemy's eye! -Kicon MAKE FLYING MONKIES!! -Picklewars2 . . . use them to power your doomsday device and hold a few countries ransom, THEN use the resulting influx in cash to take over the world. -M. Burusu make applesauce! -FrostDeman ... use one lemon bunch's seeds to grow more lemons and start a lemon farm, use the other bunch to make a pitcher of poisoned lemonade, which you give to your worst enemy, then you use the last bunch to power up a time bomb which you use to scare the mayor of your city into giving you complete control over it. Then you use your city control to enslave the townspeople as soldiers to aid you in your plan to take over the world. (Profile worthy, eh?)- Cresle Generation X ... Use them to make a love potion! -Raikim4Never ...Make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it -Rainsong or Moonfeather ...use them to make lemon bomes and dominate the world with it's lemony goodness -Willowbark-Riverclan ... Think "Man, if life doesn't throw me some sugar and water, my lemonade's gonna SUCK!" - AriusWinter ... Scream "But I wanted a PONY!" and lock yourself in your room and pout until life throws you a pony, or at least your very own puppy. - Also AriusWinter Build an unholy lemon monster and set it off to destroy the world! -IStillHopeForSophex THROW THEM AT PEOPLE! IT"S FUN! -ArrowOfTheMoonlark ... Tell someone life gave you lemons, but they went sour before you could make lemonade. - MidnightBunnyy 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Why America has some issues (Yours truly lives there.) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. 11. Only in America...is it legal to shoot crows but against the law to keep them as pets. 12. Only in America...do we have escalators outside of health and fitness buildings. 14. Only in America...do we fear the number 13 so much we don't even list it. FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the heck out! FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered. REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!! FAKE FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions. FAKE FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FAKE FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped me. FAKE FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FAKE FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place. FAKE FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public. REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. FAKE FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my boyfriend/girlfriend breaks up with me. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my butt until I get it together and will smack him/her for breaking up with me. FAKE FRIENDS: Will help me move. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will re-post it The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. MidnightBunnyy's Facts of Life Water is not wet Mallowmelt is delicious #DexOnTheCover All authors are evil. I applaud you if you can rap Guns and Ships Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words Ladies who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it to them. A pound of feathers weighs more than a pound of gold. Don't listen to Hamilton on shuffle. Defenestration: the fancy word for throwing someone out the window (Yes, I checked.) The current word count for my profile is approximately 11,000 (HOLY HERA THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS). Stay tuned for more facts of life In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping ( how exactly would that work?) 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (and you thought...?) 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (that’s probably a good idea.) 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap (and that would be??) 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (I’m taking this because…..) 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (wow.) 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Wonder what that means.) 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Posiden. The most awsome god. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter. You are a... CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic. 1/10 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. (Not today, today. In the future today.) You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac 1/10 CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. 1/10 CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 0/10 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don't take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don't always think before you do something. 3/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (I wish...) You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You've never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 2/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 0/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters 3/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 0/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 0/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You're a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You're the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You're inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 1/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 0/10 Huh. Guess I'm a daughter of Ares who's also a hunter. PUT THIΔ ΩΝ ΨΩUR PRΩҒILΣ IҒ ΨΩU ΔRΣ Δ DΣMIGΩD. ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟl TRY THIS!: Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is an cat this is idiot cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling) The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy I promise to remember Annabeth I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Luke I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Tyson I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Clarisse I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Nico I promise to remember Zoe I promise to remember Rachel yes I promise to remember PJO List twelve characters from your favourite book, in no particular order: #1. Sophie Foster #2. Wylie Endal #3. Linh Song #4. Biana Vacker #5. Stina Heks #6. Keefe Sencen #7. Marella Redek #8. Jensi #9. Dex Dizznee #10. Fitz Vacker #11. Tam Song #12. Maruca Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Keefe/Tam? HECK YEAH KAM FOR LIFE! Do you think four is hot? How hot? Biana? Heck yeah. What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Maruca and Jensi? Underrated side characters unite. Do you recall any fanfics about nine? Who's Dex? Would two and six make a good couple? Wylie/Keefe? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the weirdness. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Stina/Dex or Stina/Fitz? I wouldn't want poor Stina to have to deal with Fitz, so Destina it is. What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? Marella walks in on Wylie and Jensi... Hm. I don't know. Maybe just vomit and then walk away? This is Wylie/Jensi we're talking about here... Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic Linh/Fitz Yuck. But here goes: "Fitz had always admired Linh's powers. But soon that admiration turned to something more. And what if Linh felt the same way?" Haha you didn't say it had to be good or long. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Sophie/Jensi Probably not. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fanfic. Marella/Maruca? My Barriers Fell Around You Eh. Not my best work. Does anyone on your friends list read three? Linh is awesome, my nonexistent friends should. I would. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven? Tam? How would I know? I already said I don't have friends. I probably would though. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Wylie/Biana/Stina I still don't have friends. But I definitely wouldn't. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? Fitz: I LOVE YOU SOPHIE! I don't like Fitz. If you wrote a songfic about Eight and Nine, what song would you use? Jensi and Dex? I dunno. The only music I listen to is Hamilton. Anyone who bothered to read my profile is welcome to PM a suggestion. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning? Sophie/Keefe/Maruca: RUN WHILE YOU CAN! (But at least Keefe gets Sophie.) What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? Wylie/Fitz? Um... "You shine brighter than my light." Yikes. That's bad. I tried, ok? 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 retaliates by dating 12. Alone and brokenhearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12! Sophie and Jensi are in a happy relationship until Stina runs off with Dex. After Jensi dumps Sophie for Wylie, Keefe retaliates by dating Maruca. Alone and brokenhearted, Sophie travels in search of a friend. Finally, Sophie meets Biana and Marella. The three loners meet Fitz, who tells each of them to look for love. Biana finds Linh, Marella gets Tam, but now Sophie is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Keefe and Maruca! Um... hey, at least it's not completely weird! And if Sophie is in a love triangle with Keefe and Maruca, and Keefe and Maruca are dating... then why can't all three date each other? I mean... Sophie/Maruca and Keefe/Maruca are both a little... weird, but at least Sophie and Keefe are together! Other than that... Liana is fine, Tamella is fine, dunno about Wylie/Jensi (Wynsi? Jylie? It's shown up so many times there should be a ship name. Let's go with Jylie.), maybe Fitz will find love with the chandelier. Percy Jackson Fans: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your THE 27 COMMANDMENTS OF FANFICTION 1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for spelling and grammar errors. The Fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for a reason. 2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. 3. Thou shalt not put Author's Notes in the middle of a story. 4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a story, unless the the characters are actually texting. 5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and one only, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly. 6. Apply the above five to POV's as well. 7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing in your story. It probably is quite funny. 8. Thou shalt not use ,;, or :( to show the emotion exhibited by the character. 9. Thou shalt try to keep characters in character! 10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame 11. The Authors Note is not a spot for personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so. 12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase 'first fic' in the summary. 13. Thy created characters must not have names exceeding five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name exceed five words in length. 14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story as a character- yes, we know that thy is in love with thyself but we don't need to read about how thy ends up with the main character. 15. If thou art writing a story that differs from the original plot line, thou shalt point it out in the beginning. 16. Thou shalt not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason). 17. Thou shalt show not tell. 18. Thou shalt NEVER use the phrase 'I suck at summaries' in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers. 19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art. 20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word 'Okay', right. ' 'K' and 'Ok' are not acceptable compromises. 21. Thou shalt only use cliches when (a. thou art writing a parody and (b. find a new and interesting twist to make cliches bearable to thine readers. 22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers will be confused. 23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READERS AND THE FANFICTION GODS. THOU HAST AN ENTER KEY FOR A REASON. 24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep. 25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the story. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. 26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside. 27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers PONDER THIS 1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Try Not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you In Remembrance In Remembrance to Severus Snape In Remembrance to Fred Weasley In Remembrance to Dobby In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange In Remembrance of Colin Creevey In Remembrance of Hedwig FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA) Mittensx7768 (USA), Darkness Incarnated (USA), monkeygirl77 (USA), Secret (Scotland UK), dragonswoe (England), just a tad bit insane(USA), WritingGoddess12 (USA), Olympus Angel (England), Nothing You Could Do (USA) HoO Storys (USA), Silversky247 (USA), MidnightBunnyy (USA) I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80,viva9626, CayennePeppr, OrangeSugar, StoriesAreMagic, Little Christian, Cheycartoongirl8, itsalollapalooza23, MercyFulbright, MidnightBunnyy List twelve characters from your favourite book, in no particular order: #1. Persassy Jackson #2. Nico di Angelo #3. Hazel Levesque #4. Annabeth Chase #5. Piper McLean #6. Jason Grace #7. Reyna #8. Will Solace #9. Connor Stoll #10. Leo Valdez #11. Frank Zhong #12. Luke Castellon Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Jason/Frank NO WHY WOULD I. Do you think four is hot? How hot? Annabeth So-so What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Luke and Will (Please excuse me while I puke.) Horrible, horrible things. Do you recall any fanfics about nine? No... I would like to read about Connor though Would two and six make a good couple? Nico and Jason Maybe? Nico is pretty much Jason's little brother though... Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Piper/Leo or Piper/Connor Piper/Leo, duh What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? Reyna walks in on Nico and Will... "I SHIP IT!" (Reyna and Jason are probably the ultimate Solangelo shippers) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic Hazel/Leo Nuh-uh Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Persassy/Will I hope not... Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fanfic. Reyna/Luke Leave. Does anyone on your friends list read three? No friends... but Hazel is awesome, they should. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven? Still no friends... so that's a no. Sorry Frank. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Nico/Annabeth/Piper If they did they wouldn't be my friends anymore. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? Leo: THIS BOY IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!! If you wrote a songfic about Eight and Nine, what song would you use? Will/Connor I don't really listen to music other than Hamilton or Six... If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning? Persassy/Jason/Luke Crazy schist's about to go down... What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? Leo to Nico: You're hotter than fire. Ha. 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 retaliates by dating 12. Alone and brokenhearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12! Persassy and Will are in a happy relationship until Piper runs off with Connor. After Will dumps Persassy for Nico, Jason retaliates by dating Luke. Alone and brokenhearted, Persassy travels in search of a friend. Finally, Persassy meets Annabeth and Reyna. The three loners meet Leo, who tells each of them to look for love. Annabeth finds Hazel, Reyna gets Frank, but now Persassy is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Jason and Luke! The only thing remotely right with that is Solangelo. |
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