WARNING: Sophitz shippers, I am VERY Team Keefoster. This fanfiction will insult Sophitz quite often. Don't read if you ship Sophitz. Or if you don't ship Keefoster.

Enjoy!

Keefoster:

Keefe: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

Sophie: I ship it too.

Me: OTP OTP OTP OTP CUTEST COUPLE EVER!

Fitz: Team Sophitz will always be cooler.

Keefe: Dude, stop acting like a wannabe me. It will not make Foster like you.

Fitz: I am not acting like a wannabe you!

Keefe: And yet your hair is styled differently today…

Fitz: Maybe I just wanted to change my hairstyle.

Keefe: A hairstyle that looks exactly like mine?

Fitz: By pure coincidence.

Dex: Sure Wonderboy. Obviously.

Me: Okay, everyone else, tell us what you think about TEAM FOSTER KEEFE FOR THE WIN! Oh, and if anyone else doesn't like it, I will make you punch yourself in the face.

Fitz: She can't do that.

Fitz: *Punches himself in the face.*

Linh: Are you a mesmer?

Me: I wish. I'm just a writer. *Sobs*

Linh: So anyway, I can't believe it took Sophie that long to realize that Keefe liked her, and even longer to realize that she liked him back, but they're a great couple.

Tam: Well, I don't want Keefe to be happy-

Keefe: Feeling the love, Bangs Boy.

Tam: But honestly they were made for each other.

Dex: Yeah, I'm kind of jealous that Sophie doesn't like me, but I'm glad she's happy. I'm also glad she's not with Wonderboy.

Biana: OMG THEY ARE THE GREATEST COUPLE EVER OTP!

Fitz: *Gasps* My own sister, shipping Keefoster!

Tam: Fitz, DUH. SOPHITZ SINKS!

Me: I think the whole world ships Keefoster. Except for Sophitz shippers. *Sighs* They live a miserable life.

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