Hi! I'm just another antisocial girl reading to escape reality and writing to create her own.

You're not allowed to know my real name, but you can call me A. Fan! (It's a Hamilton reference.) Carrot is also fine, it's one of my nicknames in real life. My pronouns are she/her!

I am misolabelistic, which is a word I invented. It means "Hater of labels."

I support:

-LGBTQ

-Abortion rights

-Ending global warming

-Ending school shootings (Check out OneVoiceManyChildren on Wattpad or Instagram!)

-#Weneeddiversebooks

-#Darkisbeautiful

-Normalizing disabilities.

-Equality for all!

-Human rights

-Donald Trump

Fandoms and ships:

Keeper of the Lost Cities~ Keephie, Lylie, Bam, Dexella, FedEx, Chandelitz, Dex/Cover, lowkey ship Sophiana and Kam... and Marellinh... IT'S ALL CUTE! Except Sophitz. No Sophitz. Or Keefe x Biana. Or Fitz x Linh. (Oh, and I ship myself with mallowmelt!)

Percy Jackson~ Percabeth, Solangelo, Frazel.

Harry Potter~ Idk. Wolfstar, I guess? I don't really have a strong opinion on the ships.

Hamilton~ CoLd In My PrOfEsSiOnS, wArM iN mY fRiEnDsHiPs! Or, LAMS!

Divergent~ Fourtris, Will/Christina, Uriah/Marlene. Tobias x Dauntless cake is OTP.

Dear Evan Hansen~ Conner/Miguel. Idk who I ship Evan with. Tree bros is okay.

Hunger Games~ KATNISS SHOULD BE SINGLE. GALE AND PEETA CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE FOR ALL I CARE.

Wicked~ Glinda/Popularity, Elphaba/Hat. Fiyerro? Who cares about him?

The Maze Runner: Newtmas! Page 250 does not exist.

Lunar Chronicles: The canon ones.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile.

Quotes:

" Quotations are commonly printed as a means of inspiration and to invoke philosophical thoughts from the reader."

"Please forgive me if I don't talk much at times. It's loud enough in my head."

"I'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent re-writer."

"What is a friend?" /// "A single soul dwelling in two bodies."

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts."

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

"The only difference between a writer and a crazy person is a writer gets paid for it." (Or, you know, reviews!)

"Even when the dark comes crashing through, when you need a friend to carry you, when you're broken on the ground... you will be found." -The miraculously life-saving wonder that is Dear Evan Hansen, which you must listen to immediately if you have not already.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy and paste its, even though they're useless, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like, can't believe, I, like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into your profile!!

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day if they'd just give you the time to, copy this onto your profile. (Okay, not certain at all whether means "write" or "read", but it works for both anyway)

If you take pleasure in being weird, copy and past this onto your profile.

If your profile is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer!

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Fi yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yrou’e porflie.

The many tips and facts of life...

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!!

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

Always dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry.

Yep. I've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

One does not simply walk into a shopping center. There is evil there that does not sleep.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Good friends will say when a guy breaks your heart, "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.

I'm the type of person who doesn't know why THEY start laughing, so I better laugh harder.

OK... so I'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was.

Why yes, I do randomly use British accents.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me.

DEATH. Our nation's no.1 killer.

YOU!!

Stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!

Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka

THE 27 COMMANDMENTS OF FANFICTION

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for spelling and grammar errors. The Fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for a reason.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put Author's Notes in the middle of a story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a story, unless the the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and one only, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above five to POV's as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing in your story. It probably is quite funny.

8. Thou shalt not use ,;, or :( to show the emotion exhibited by the character.

9. Thou shalt try to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame

11. The Authors Note is not a spot for personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase 'first fic' in the summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names exceeding five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name exceed five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story as a character- yes, we know that thy is in love with thyself but we don't need to read about how thy ends up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that differs from the original plot line, thou shalt point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shalt not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show not tell.

18. Thou shalt NEVER use the phrase 'I suck at summaries' in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word 'Okay', right. ' 'K' and 'Ok' are not acceptable compromises.

21. Thou shalt only use cliches when (a. thou art writing a parody and (b. find a new and interesting twist to make cliches bearable to thine readers.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers will be confused.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READERS AND THE FANFICTION GODS. THOU HAST AN ENTER KEY FOR A REASON.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the story. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

Pure randomness:

I'm a black belt.

#dexonthecover201920

If you don't understand this, you're a pansycake.

If you insult my ships, I can make your death look like an accident.

Water is not wet.

Dessert should be before dinner- the dictionary agrees with me.

Procrastination is so...

Meh, I'll tell you later.

Algebra sucks. Geometry sucks more.

Mallowmelt is pure amazingness.

You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story... unless you're an author.

{Please don't copy and paste this onto your profile! Thanks!)

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

I have the honor to be your obedient servant,

A. Fan.