Okay, so like... I know it's been a month. I'm sorry. I haven't been busy, but I haven't had any motivation either. Honestly, I haven't had a lot of motivation to do like, anything. At all. Except sleep and be lethargic and occasionally eat.
But it's been a month, and you guys deserve at least some updates, so I finished and edited an old parody I wrote. It's about KOTLC, not really ships, and it includes spoilers for each book. Ten Duel Commandments from Hamilton. It's on YouTube if you don't know the song.
I've been completely overwhelmed by the sheer number of reviews since I last updated- two full pages- so I'm not going to reply to them. Any review with an account has been PMed. To my wonderful guest reviewers, I'm very sorry that I couldn't get to responding, but please know that I appreciate each and every review. You guys are the best, thank you so much!
Enjoy!
One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-WHY!?
It's the Lost Cities series!
It's the Lost Cities series!
NUMBER ONE!
Sophie, guess what, you're an elf!
Then you get kidnapped by the Neverseen itself.
NUMBER TWO!
Alden broke, you must ride Silveny!
The Neverseen are still here, acting very villainy!
NUMBER THREE!
Fintan's mind, Sophie must repair
That's a terrible idea,
But the council doesn't really care.
Sophie must wear a restrictor made by Dex.
Keefe's mom is evil but no one suspects!
NUMBER FOUR!
Council sucks, time to join the Black Swan
There's a plague, now the gnomes are all gone.
Things are intense, Keefe is acting stranger.
SHANNON HOW DARE YOU GIVE US THAT CLIFFHANGER!?
FIVE!
They found where the Neverseen hide,
Lumenaria collapsed, Mr. Forkle died!
NUMBER SIX!
Wait no Forkle's not really dead,
His twin died instead,
Sophie's parents are in Nightfall, Gisela fled.
SEVEN!
Elwin again,
Healing center for hundreds of pages, four more bodyguards, then Fitzphie happened.
NUMBER EIGHT!
Sophie is unmatchable,
Must find her parents though Forkle said she's unable.
Sophie: Councillor Oralie?
Oralie: Sophie Foster.
Readers: HANG ON IS SHE SOPHIE'S MOTHER!?
Shannon: N- sure.
Sophie: But no one can know or she can't be a councillor.
Fitz: Can't tell anyone? But then we'll be a bad match for sure!
Oh no, how many fans will die because of the ship wars from their breakup?
AHHH KEEFE NO WAKE UP!
Shannon why!?
We need the next book, write it faster,
Waiting another year will be a disaster,
Re-read!
One two three four
Five six seven eight WHY!?
It's the Lost Cities series!
Okay, so... good? Bad? What'd you think? I'll try my best to get a real chapter out soon. Swan Song readers- it's only been a week, calm down. KOTLC reads KOTLC- I'M WORKING ON IT! Hamilton references? Probably sometime soon.
Also, this is tOTALLY IRRELEVANT AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY PROBLEMS- but I should be going to my sleepaway camp, one of my favorite places, starting today. It was canceled because of COVID-19. So now I'm even more depressed. YAY!
Please review!