Hi! *crawls out of blanket fort* I'm Ruby! Sorry it's a bit of a mess here, my characters got their grubby hands on it. I go by Ruby, Ru, or Stitch. Feel free to call me any of the above. Empress Silverstar works too.

I am terrible at writing books in order. This is twice now I have written a story with the second book first. I'm sorry.

Anyway...

Favourite books: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Blood of Kings, The Safe Lands, Dragons in our Midst, Oracles of Fire, Fablehaven, Lost Girl of Astor Street, The Inheritance Cycle, the Stormlight Archive, Dragonwatch, Replication, Princess Diaries, Pilgrim's Progress, Keeper of the Lost Cities, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson

Favourite movies: Lord of the Rings, Hobbit trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Avengers movies, How To Train Your Dragon 1, 2 & 3, Star Wars (prequel, OT, and sequels alike. I like all the movies, although the sequels could've been done so much better.)

Favourite TV shows: HTTYD: Race to the Edge, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: Rebels, The Mandalorian.

Ships: Legolas/Tauriel, Hiccup/Astrid, Clint/Natasha, Pepper/Tony, Will/Elizabeth, Sophie/Fitz, Harry/Hermione, Percy/Annabeth, Dex/Biana, Keefe/Linh, Tam/Glimmer (ish), Ahsoka/OC, Obi-Wan/Satine, Anakin/Padmé, Rey/Kylo, Kanan/Hera

In my Lord of the Rings stories, Thranduil is nice, Kiliel is platonic, Legriel is forever.

In my Keeper of the Lost Cities stories, they are all the same continuity (unless I say otherwise). Dex gets lots of attention, the group is honestly crazy (They're a buncha teenagers, what'd you expect?), and Annie's gonna kick the Council's butt. Something is probably on fire.

In my Clone Wars stories (when I publish them), there's three different timelines, so make sure you pay attention to that. Ahsoka's the best, Obitine is my baby, and Anakin has a terminal case of the dramas and the stoopid. Something is absolutely on fire.

UPCOMING STORIES!

Keeper of the Lost Cities

1. Highflight, Winghigh, Starfall. The prequel to When Even Two Sparrows Fall. The first chapter will be published on the first Saturday of September.

Clone Wars

1. Patchwork Family. It will be published after Highflight Winghigh Starfall is finished.

2. There Are No Accidents. The prequel to Patchwork Family. It will be published after Patchwork Family is completed.

SURVEYS! (Cause I saw them on swanglade37's profile and they looked cool.)

1. Grab the book nearest you, find page 81, line 4:

"Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in." (Calvin and Hobbes) Wish I had a better one.

2. Stretch out your left arm as far as you can. What can you touch?

The couch.

3. What was the last thing you watched on TV?

The 100.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

9:37

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:33

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My family playing a board game.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

5-10 minutes ago. I go swing/walk/bike/whatever I feel like before I sit down and write/edit/slack off and play video games.

8. Before you started the survey, what did you look at?

The review answering page to answer Swanglade's review.

9. What are you wearing?

One of my favourite (teal, heehee) dresses and amber earrings.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. Yes I did. We'll leave it at that, kay? Great. (My brain is weird.)

11. When did you last laugh?

About 25-30 minutes ago, looking at Avatar: TLA memes.

12. What is on the wall of the room you are in?

Not much. Paintings, my honour roll award, and my parents' wedding photo.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yup. A camp counsellor wearing a popped volleyball as a hat.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Um, I don't really have an opinion. I find it fun to read and to take.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

...Uhhh, what is the last movie I saw? I have no clue. Probably Frozen II though.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The fields on either side of our property so my mom can build her dream stables, a nice trailer for my sister, a really nice monitor, headphones and chair for myself, and I'd redo my room. Also, probably track down a 1st edition copy of Lord of the Rings somewhere, travel to Ireland. But before all of that, I'd set aside a good chunk of that for college and emergencies. Yeah, I know, I'm kinda boring.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I finished a standardised test in half the given time. Every section, including the math one.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change?

Pride. Pride is at the root of most of the problems in the world. You take away unhealthy pride, you take away any problems set in believing you are better than someone else because of the way they look/dress/act/whatever. You take away the prejudice born of pride, suddenly the world a much better place.

Wow that got heavy.

19. Do you like to dance?

I love old dances. Waltzing, line dancing, that sort of thing. Modern dancing, no thanks. I'll find a book and a quiet corner, come get me when you're done.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Let's not get too into my strange naming habits and just go with Sophia Marie. (Marie's a middle name that's been passed down through my family for a good hundred years.)

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Luke, partly for Luke Skywalker, partly because, I have a Matthew, a Mark, and a John already in my family, so I gotta complete the set. (The four Gospels if anyone's confused. Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John)

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

YES! I have always wanted to live somewhere else, but if I had to pick, Ireland. I love the language.

List twelve characters from your favourite book, in no particular order:

1. Amy Foster

2. Biana Vacker

3. Mr. Forkle

4. Alden Vacker

5. Fitz Vacker

6. Marella Redek

7. Tam Song

8. Linh Song

9. Sophie Foster

10. Keefe Sencen

11.Wylie Endal

12. Dex Dizznee

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Marella and Keefe? No. I don't I would, not my cup of tea.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Dex? He's very sweet and I do think he's cute. I don't really think the term 'hot' fits him

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ooh. Tam would be so mad. Everyone would be shocked. Kesler would expect his son to step up and take responsibility.

4. Can you recall any good fics about Nine?

Literally everything. She's the main character. If I had to pick, I'd pick When Even Two Sparrows Fall. (Yes, it's my own fic. I know.)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Biana and Marella? They're friends. People probably ship them, but I don't.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Fitz/Sophie or Fitz/Keefe? Sophitz all the way.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Apologize and leave. Dex and Biana are a couple in my fics, so he probably wouldn't be scandalised at all.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Mr Forkle and Keefe. Spinoff of 'Such a Twisted Legacy' "In the wake of Keefe's horrible injury at Loanmore, Mr Forkle does everything in his power to bring Lady Gisela to justice."

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No. They've never met and probably never even heard of each other.

10. Suggest a title for an Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Dex and Linh. 'Water Doesn't Play Well with Electricity'

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

'Where No One Goes' by Jonsi.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Dex, Marella and Amy. Explosions, fire and human science experiments

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

As much as I write for this fandom, I don't really read.

14. "One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.”

Amy and Tam are in a happy relationship until Tam runs off with Alden. Amy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Wylie and a brief unhappy affair with Dex, then follows the wise advice of Fitz and finds true love with Mr. Forkle.

What???? Amy hasn't even met half these people! No, nooooope, lots of noooooope

15. Would Three and Seven make a good couple?

No.

16. How would Nine react if Eleven died?

Sophie would feel terrible. She already feels responsible for the death of Wylie's mom. But she wouldn't feel as devastated as she would about some of her closer friends.

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix: Six, Three, Nine, or Ten?

Marella, Mr. Forkle, Sophie or Keefe? Definitely Sophie

18. Who would most likely become a death eater: Two, Five, Eight, or Eleven?

Biana, Fitz, Linh or Wylie? Uhhh, none of them really. If I had to pick, Fitz. His anger issues had pushed him to some pretty dark places.

19. Who would make a better couple, Six and Nine or Two and Four?

Marella and Sophie or Biana and Alden? UH, HE'S HER DAD. OBVIOUSLY THE FIRST ONE.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, Three, Six, or Seven?

Mr. Forkle, Marella, or Tam? Divided between the latter two. I think I'd go with Tam.

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, Six, Nine, or Eleven?

Marella, Sophie or Wylie? Sophie actually knows what it is, so her.

22. Who would you rather marry, One, Four, Six, Eight, or Eleven?

Amy, Alden, Marella, Linh or Wylie? I'm not into girls and Alden's married, so Wylie's the only option left

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about Five and Nine.

'There was too much blood. That beautiful, earthy gold-flecked brown was staring at me in terror. Sophie knew she was dying. And I couldn't save her.'

24. For a fanfiction about Two and Eight, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Biana and Linh? Hmm. Let's go with Family/Friendship.

25. Who would most likely kill who, One kill Two or Nine kill Five?

Amy kill Biana or Sophie kill Fitz? Hmm. Amy is the only one canonically capable of killing, but Sophie would metaphorically kill him. If he did something stupid, she'd be so mad.

26. Who would make the best Auror, Six, Nine, or Three?

Marella, Sophie or Mr Forkle? Mr Forkle. He's already better than most Aurors.

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, Four, Six, or Ten?

Alden, Marella or Keefe? Alden's done with kids, he's got three. Marella doesn't seem like the type to have kids. Keefe would absolutely want as many kids as his wife would be willing to have.

28. Who's better looking, Six or Nine?

Marella or Sophie? I'd pick Sophie.

29. Would you rather adopt One, Five, Six, or Twelve?

Amy, Fitz, Marella or Dex? Probably Dex.

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to Eight, that's about them?

None of them really fit her.

31. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Biana/Alden/Fitz? Um, they're all related. Family dynamic, sure.