“Keep you’re nose out of others’ business, Jones, or you might stick it where it doesn’t belong. And, sometimes, you might not get it back.”

”The only place my nose doesn’t belong is in an armpit.”

Adonis Hawkes and Emeraude Jones from one of my original fictions (they’re my two favorite characters I’ve made)

Please vote on the poll! Whichever fanfiction is liked the most will get the fastest updates. Ghost Queen, The Thief, the Murderer, and the Abandoned, and When Wishes Come True are the newest additions!

Name?

Sarcasticsnark13 (I love the sarcastic, witty, funny characters, so, yeah), but call me Cassie!

Yeah, no, you’re real name

Why d’you wanna know?

Gender?

I’m an unladylike lady (really: a lot of people have told me that I have a coarse tongue; it’s very rude, considering that the people who tell me that have no rights to say so)

What are THREE of your favorite book series?

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus/Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard/Kane Chronicles (yes, they’re multiple different series)

Keeper of the Lost Cities

Anything by Sara Wolf (Send me their Souls comes out on November 3rd!)

Favorite characters?

Isis Blake, Jack Hunter (Lovely Vicious by Sara Wolf), Sophie Foster, Keefe Sencen, Tam Song, Linh Song, Marella Redek (Keeper of the Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger), Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, Magnus Chase, Alex Fierro, Sadie Kane, Piper McLean (Rick Riordan series), Lucien d’Malvane, Zera Y’shennria, Fione Himintell, Lady Y’shennria, (Bring me their Hearts by Sara Wolf), Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape (Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling), Agatha, Tedros (occasionally) Merlin, Hester, Dot, and Anadil (The School for Good and Evil by Soman Chainani)

Hogwarts house?

I’m either a Gryffindor or Slytherin... I know, the enemy houses...

What do you look like?

I have golden-brown skin, dark brown hair, and dark brown eyes

Favorite ships?

Sokeefe, Tarella (Tam Song and Marella Redek), Lylie (for the Winh!), Diana, and... no one with Fitz... (I’m sorry Sofitz shippers, but I’m a loyal Sokeefe girl!) And that’s just in Keeper of the Lost Cities... But I ship Braedina (Serafina and Braeden from Serafina and the Black Cloak) and Lucera (Lucien and Zera from Bring me their Hearts). I’m fine with most of Rick Riordan’s canon ships, although Solangelo is my favorite.

Most embarrassing story?

I honestly don’t know why this is on here. Maybe so someone can laugh? Anyway, one of my friends is a hopeless romantic. Absolutely hopeless. I had been putting off her “do you have a crush?” questions by saying he went to a different school, but eventually, she realized I was lying. So when she called me out on my lie and pressed me to tell her, I said the first name that came to mind. However, that boy walked past at that exact moment, heard his name, and stopped to asked what we were talking about. My friend basically said that I had a crush on him (I know, amazing friend), but when I denied it, he smirked and said, ”Sure, you don’t.” The best part? As I stood up angrily, I tripped over my chair and crashed to the ground.

Favorite word?

Hellion! It means: “a rowdy, mischievous, or troublemaking person, especially a child.” Thanks, Google. You’re the best. The digitalest, but also the best.

Favorite song artists?

Imagine Dragons, Christina Perri

Just some random facts!

I love chocolate!

I used to have a fictional crush on Keefe Sencen, but I can’t break up Sokeefe (Sokeefe is my life!)

I can’t stand prissy people.

I love it when you burn someone so bad and practically everyone else gets it, but they don’t; the reaction is priceless!

People call me quiet, they call me loud, they call me straightforward, they call me sarcastic, they call me witty, they call me stupid... I’m either a very confusing person or people need to sort out out their opinions. It’s obviously the latter l

At a first glance, people think I’m the extremely antisocial introvert (which I kind of am, but that’s not the point); I’m just the ambivert who is either making snarky comments, witty references to various fandoms, or an absolute fool of herself.

I have a younger sister.

I’m pretty crazy, but you can’t really tell if you meet me in person because I... have... problems.

I cannot save my life by starting a proper conversation with a stranger or acquaintance (three cheers for social awkwardness!).

You know that one kid who someone interrupts a conversation to ask where they are when they literally standing right next to them? I’m the forgotten kid...

I loathe any type of pity. I just can’t stand it.

My sister is younger than me and somehow crazier than I am (it’s an accomplishment)

I talk to myself out loud all the time... even more than I talk to my actual friends...

My parents are both Indian, but I was born in the U.S. I don’t speak Hindi, which practically every desi does, but I do speak Telegu, which practically no one does. Being able to speak Telegu is useful because when you curse at others, almost no one knows what you mean.

I’ve whispered “swan song” to a fellow KotLC fan in my school more than once when before I take a test.

Whenever my Spanish teacher asks, ”What are cognates?” I can’t stop myself from muttering, ”Sophie and Fitz,”

Copy and Pastes! (mostly coming from ArrowOfTheMoonlarks profile; you should read her fanfictions)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile.

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A 15-year-old girl holds hands with her 1-year-old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a woman bald but they don't know she has cancer. Put this in your profile if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot,bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95,therealmax, FaXnEsSisADDICTION(kelsey), LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, Just A million Rain Drops, Funnygina, RainonSaturn, Cynder2013, NarniaRoyalNavy123, RangerIthilwen, Ruby Silverstar, ArrowOfTheMoonlark, Sarcasticsnark13

The many tips and facts of life...

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!!

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

Always dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry.

Yep. I've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies.

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

One does not simply walk into a shopping center. There is evil there that does not sleep.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Good friends will say when a guy breaks your heart, "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.

I'm the type of person who doesn't know why THEY start laughing, so I better laugh harder.

OK... so I'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was.

Why yes, I do randomly use British accents.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me.

DEATH. Our nation's no.1 killer.

YOU!!

Stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!

Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka

~from a very obsessed fangirls profile (you should read her stuff; it’s really good)

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like to story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Clockwork's Apprentice, GoldGuardian2418, Emilia-Jahrwoods, Sarcasticsnark13