A Series of Tales Full of Hilariousness: Chapter 7 link- http:/// It's the post that says 'WARNING: THIS IS REALLY GROSS.'

Name: Brittany

Alias: Cornonda (ask if you wanna know), Radical Ed

Usernames: RadicalEd57, Radical_Ed57, R.Ed

Age: 19

Sex: Well... I did tell my friends I was celibate, but if you're hot I'll make an exception. ...Oh! I mean, female.

Orientation: Bi. Yes, I'm bisexual. Don't care. Not ashamed.

Status: Single

Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

Occupation: ... -cough-

Personality: Moody, but I generally act happy online

Some stuff you know should know in regards to my stories: Once my stories are done, they're just that, done. Once it says complete that means I won't be updating or adding on to it anymore. I'll still edit them of course, but that's it. Also, I'm not really a smut writer. I've tried to write sex scenes, but I feel so uncomfortable writing them (which is surprising 'cause I sure as hell love reading them) so if you get any citrus out of me, thank Buddha!

Pet peeves in fanfiction: OC pairings, OCs at all, really, unless they're absolutely necessary.

-Stories that start of perfect, but the endings end up sucking because the author just gave up or rushed themselves

-Self insertion (does that sound dirty?).

-The mindless masses that are devoted fans to parings like SasukexSakura, SasukexNaruto, IchigoxOrihime, SoraxKairi, etc. You don't have to JUST like canon pairings. Live a little! GO CRAZY!

-Bad spelling. Writers who are SO bad at spelling, grammar, and format that you try to help them and they get all pussy whipped and think you're flaming them. Misspelling of characters names. I know there's different spellings for names (Japanese especially), but when its an OBVIOUS misspelling is what bothers me. Its one thing if it just happens once, but its another when it happens multiple times. Same thing with regular spelling.

-When people italicize Japanese words. I feel like they think I'm stupid. I DO know basic Japanese words!

-When writers threaten not to write anymore or something when they don't get reviews. Get over it! There are millions of fucking stories on the site, not everyone is gonna review your story. Be thankful for ONE!

I'm also a major yaoi fangirl, but I DO like SOME het and yuri... Some! Favorite Pairings:

Bleach- GrimmjowxIchigo (so close to being my OTP its ridiculous), IchigoxIshida (one of many pairings in the running for OTP), UraharaxIchigo (FAVORITE), RenjixIchigo, StarkxIchigo (yeah, its kinda out there, but its awesome), AizenxGin (FAVORITE), onesided AizenxUkitake, AizenxUrahara (slowly becoming my OTP), MayurixUrahara, MayurixAkon, onesided and non-onesided GinxKira, GinxRangiku, ByakuyaxRenji (vice versa, another FAVORITE), ByakuyaxIchi (vice versa), RenjixHisagi, HisagixKira, IkkakuxYumichika, KenpachixUnohana, Ishida cest (MWHAHAHA! ...as in RyuukenxUryuu), ShunsuixUkitake, IsshinxRyuuken, Kurosaki cest (MWHAHAHA! ...as in IsshixIchi).

Gintama- TakasugixKatsura, TakasugixBansai, GintokixKatsura, GintokixToshi

Naruto- KakaIru (FAVORITE, doyee), KakashixKabuto, KakashixSasuke, NejixNaruto (FAVORITE), JiraiyaxOrochimaru, JiraiyaxNaruto, ShikamaruxKiba, ShikaxNaruto, ShikaxTemari, GenmaxIruka, GaaraxSasuke, GaaraxNaruto, KankuroxNaruto, ShinoxKiba, KibaxNaruto (in more of a fuck buddy way).

Kingdom Hearts- RikuxSora (doyee, not favorite though), AkuRokku (but I HATE Roxas so I only read the ones where he suffers or something), AkuDemy (FAVORITE), AkuMarly, Xemnas(MANSEX! XD)xMarly, SaixxZexion, SephirothxCloud, MickeyxPluto. J/K on that last one. LMAO! Ew...

FF7/Advent Children- SephirothxCloud (doyee), RufusxKadaj, CidxVincent, LozxYazoo, RudexReno (if I'm in an open minded mood), RenoxRufus, KadajxCloud

Peacemaker- HijikataxOkita, HijikataxSusumu, HijikataxAyumu, ShinpachixHeiskue, SusumuxTetsu, RyoumaxTatsu, YoshidaxSuzu

Rurouni Kenshin- SaiSa (my first OTP ever), SaitouxAoshi, AoshixSano, AoshixKenshin, HikoxSano, SanoxMegumi, AoshixSoujirou

Fruits Basket- HatorixAyame (doyee), YukixHatsuharu, YukixKyo, AkitoxYuki, AkitoxShigure (or would it be the other way around?)

Gundam Wing- 5x2, 1x2, 3x4, 1x3, 13x5, 13xZechs, 13x2, Zechsx5

Weiss Kreuz- BradxSchuldich (doyee, again), BradxNagi, SchuxFarfarello (vice versa), SchuxNagi, SchuxYohji (vice versa), NagixOmi, FarfiexKen

Pairings I hate:

Bleach- IchigoxOrihime, RenjixOrihime, IshidaxOrihime, HitsugayaxHinamori, HitsugayaxOC, ChadxKarin, ByakuyaxOC, ByakuyaxRukia, basically anything with OCs, basically anything Orihime or Hinamori

Gintama- ToshixOkita (just, no thank you), KondouxToshi, anything with Kagura because I see her as too innocent (LOL), seme Katsura, uke Gintoki, anything with Ayame (Sa-chan) because she's a psycho bitch (LOL).

Naruto- Anything with Sakura, Ino, and Hinata, SasukexNaruto (too obvious), NejixTenTen, Naruto as seme, Iruka as seme, Kakashi as uke

KH- Anything Kairi, Namine, or Roxas unless he's suffering (...what?)

FF7- Anything Yuffie or Aeris (Aerith) because I fucking hate them!

RK- Anything Kaoru because I hate her

Furuba- Anything female (other than Akito)

GW- 3x4 (too obvious for me), Anything female

WK- Anything female or Aya (Ran)

I clearly don't really like anything female influenced. LOL.

And now for some quotes! (most from my own experiences):

"That rhino has a kick stand!" -Justin when we were at the San Diego zoo (referring to the rhino's... wang. LOL.)

"BUND APP." -Stephanie tried to text DUMB ASS to me, but she can't text or spell very well, so it came out as this

"Jesus Saves; Passes to Moses, SCORE!" -some profile

"I'm surprised no one has asked about my accent... What you're hearing, ladies and gentlemen, is the result of several years of speech therapy. ...or I could just be English." -Mr. Omel my English Lit. & Comp. AP teacher who had an English "accent"

Jose: leans back "Aaah..." Me: "Jose, you're using my basoomas as a pillow." Jose: sits up "Sorry..." leans back on them ...They're soft." -at marching competition

Steven: "What do coconuts taste like?" Everyone: "Like coconuts." Steven: "Yeah, but what do they taste like?" Josh: "What do you want us to say it tastes like? Chicken?" Steven: "No 'cause that'd be a gross tasting coconut." Andrew: "What if you cracked open a coconut and it had strawberry's growing inside it?" Steven: "I'd be creeped out by that actually. ...Strawberry coconuts would be the most non-lethal virus ever. What if there was a virus called 'Chicken Tenders'? It'd be like, 'He's got Chicken Tenders! RUN!'" -conversation in Psychology

"Williams has the mind and thought process of a Teletubby." -Me about band director

If you don't feel like reading the next crap here, just go to my myspace if you're REALLY that interested. Other than that just read the damn stories already. LOL

(-Anime/Manga: Bleach, Gintama, Azumanga Daioh, Peacemaker, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Fruits Basket, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Shin-chan, Pucca, all Gundams EXCEPT Gundam Seed (REMEMBER THAT), Weiss Kreuz, Gravitation, Gokusen, Samurai Champloo, Moonphase

Yaoi: Papa Kiss in the Dark, Sensitive Pornograph, Sukisho, Boku no Pico, and Enzai (yes, I know LOL). Yes that IS the short version.

-Books: confessions of Georgia Nicolson series, Dante's Inferno, The Great Gatsby, The Sun Also Rises, Catcher in the Rye, Crosses, What Happened To Lani Garver, Hamlet, Othello, The Odyssey, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, the Spoon River Anthology, The Outsiders, The Portrait of Dorian Gray

-Bands/artists -Japanese: Dir en grey (Diru), the GazettE, baroque, the pillows, Miyavi (MYV), MAXIMUM THE HORMONE, Ayumi Hamasaki, m-flo, TERIYAKI BOYZ, Miliyah Kato, Namie Amuro, Tommy heavenly6/february6, Koda Kumi, BoA, capsule, MEG, MiChi, mihimaru GT, KARA (they're Korean though). Too many others to list.

-everything else: Sublime, Reel Big Fish, The Ramones, Lady GaGa, Basshunter, The Ting Tings, M.I.A., Santogold, Robyn, DJ Tiesto, Brazilian Girls, Junior Senior.

I like reggae, ska, 80s music, J-pop, J-rock, K-pop, and dance/techno/electronic.)

Things I say A LOT from A to Z: Anyhoo, AIZEN-SAMA, ASIAN! (whenever I see one), as per usual, Away laughing on a fast camel!

Basoomas, boobies, band, bandie/bandies, blah, Bleach-o-phile, Bleach

Christ on a bike!, 'cause/cuz, CAPSLOCK

Dude/DOOD, doyee, dumb ass, dunno (don't know)

effing/effin'

Fuck, FUCKER!, friggin', fanfiction junkie

Grimmkitty

Hilarious, hilariousness, hilariousosity, HORRIBLE!, HOLY CRAP!, hoebag, having the painters in, hmm?

I know right?

J/K, just saying...

Kyo, KITTY!

LOL, LMAO, -le sigh-, lurve

Maa, Mucho, MAIS OUI!, MWHAHAHAHA

Nippy noodles (which means its cold), ne?, Narutard, NUUUUUU!, -nod nod-

Oh, FUCK me (almost like OMG, but not LOL)

piddly diddly department (bathroom), pray to Buddha

Quincy penis (LMAO), Quincy-puff (my name for Ishida. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)

Romanceness

Saa, Sacre bloody effing/friggin' bleu, SAYONARA KIDDIES!, shenanigans SHENANIGANS!, so yeah, sexy (usually in reference to Kyo or some other hot Asian, usually Japanese, guy), -sigh-

That makes/made me laugh, troublesome, This/That kid..., thingy/thingies, thank Buddha

Whatever, w/e, What the crap?

Yes I know, Yes?

THAT IS ALL!

I couldn't resist the 'copy in profile' thingies...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.