12/06/09: simonthefish - caramine

Name: Laura

Age: Barely legal

Gender: Female

In the words of a very wise friend of mine: "Angst is like sex; it sells."

I mostly write Grimmjow/Ulquiorra fanfiction, but if you're reading this you probably already know that. I do sometimes write for other pairings and fandoms, none of which I've posted here, because none of them are done! I'm an incredibly slow writer, due partly to real life commitments and mostly to laziness.

My favorite anime is Toward the Terra. I like vintage manga, especially Takemiya Keiko. I'm incredibly shallow, so if something is pretty I'm essentially doomed to love it. I like tragedies and sadomasochism and the ocean. I used to have a betta fish named Simon, but he died while we were installing a ceiling fan. My laptop is named after Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky. I think using correct grammar and punctuation is sexy. I love my piano more than words can say. I swear constantly. I fave without reviewing. I love CLAMP. And I totally beat Donovan at Tetris.

And it definitely wasn't a fluke.

That's right. Suck it, bitch.

Let's be friends!