Author has written 16 stories for Alpha and Omega, How to Train Your Dragon, 1632 series, Robin Hood BBC, Misc. Books, and Zootopia. Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! We're as happy as can be! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD HELLO! My name is *pauses for dramatic affect* OMEGAMAN17!!! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_aNyPZpeNwKx7_ncaxwS8A?view_as=subscriber My favorite pastimes are watching my favorite movies over, and over, and over again. But I also greatly enjoy being outside hiking, camping (even in the cold winter months. I know, I'm crazy XD), hanging out with friends, mountain biking, and oh yeah, righting fan fics! My most favorite movies of all time are: How to Train Your Dragon 1 and 2, Alpha and Omega (all of them), Zootopia, Star Wars, Eregon, Indiana Johns, Crocodile Dundee, Ninja Turtles, Frozen, and the one and only Princess Bride. ;D Thirteen of the below stories are mine...however, I am helping out a couple of my friends get their fan fics out there. Urgent! Urgent! LOOK HERE AND READ!! I only own a few characters! The rest belong to Lions Gate, DreamWorks, Disney, and BBC. I own the following characters: Sam (Most of my stories); Cary (Search for the Night Furies); Chief Jerik (Search for the Night Furies); Silverwings (Search for the Night Furies/Price of War);Derik (Search fro the Night Furies); Miah (Search for the Night Furies/Price of War); Tom (Search for the Night Furies); Stuart (Search for the Night Furies); Janice (Search for the Night Furies); Joy (Search for the Night Furies); Matthew (Search for the Night Furies); Lief Erickson (Price of War); Markus Blroody (Price of War); Henry (Spring Festival); Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porlflie. Tanhks Copied from Silverwolvesarecool Can you read this too??? Also copied from Silverwolvesarecool If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile Yet again...copied from Silverwolvesarecool NORMAL PEOPLE VS HTTYD FANS NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks. HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating mange bucket. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings. NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy. NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased, yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: hear a shriek and ignore it. NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile. NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "today is just not my day." NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic." NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon. NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for their different dragons. NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name? NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know. NORMAL PEOPLE: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home. NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work. NORMAL PEOPLE: don't really care when the sequel is released. NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts. NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it. NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger "We're not gonna make it!" NORMAL PEOPLE: will "keep calm and carry on." NORMAL PEOPLE: if they want to get themselves killed, will jump off a cliff or stab themselves or something. NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote -- "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." -Albert Einstein NORMAL PEOPLE: stuck in traffic say -- "Get going!" NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this. And, guess what, copied from Silverwolvesarecool XD If you have a Fanfiction account...INSTEAD of Facebook! I came up with that one! XD A teenage about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? And yet again! Copied from Silverwolvesarecool (she's got a lot of neat stuff) I love my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...He had no army, yet kings feared Him...He won no military battles, yet He conquered the World...He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. "He is not here, for He is risen." Copied from Beyondtheclouds777 (ha! threw a curve at ya!) Have an American history teacher explain this… if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'. Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'. Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. Now here’s the kicker. A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Creepy, huh? And hold on...copied from Silverwolvesarecool XD The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copied from...AremisApollo97 (I bet you thought that it was going to be Sill again didn't ya' XD This moved me to tears. Post on your profile if it did the same to you. I was walking out of a gas station when I saw this little girl who looked like she was about seven. She was scratched up and crying, and her clothes where tattered and her body covered in dirt and scratches. I walked closer to her and noticed she was sobbing. Totally heart broken, and her face was clean where the tears fell. I noticed everyone was just walking past her, not giving her a second glance. I immediately thought of that old Bible story, the good Samaritan, and felt myself get a little angry. I walked up to the little girl, and knelt down next to her. And again...copied from Silverwolvesarecool. I mean come on! She's got a lot of neat stuff XD If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.(Woo Hoo!) If you wanna go back to the Viking age, copy and paste this into your profile.(That would be COOL!) Copied from...wait for it...AnyNameIsFine HA! HA! Got ye' again! XD Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs. Add your name to the list if you did: Silverwolvesarecool, Omegaman17 How many of you figured that this would be from Sil's profile? Huh? Show of hands? XD I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. And add your name to the list: Queen Valka, Omegaman17 2) Ignore this and pretend you never read it. And you thought this was from Sill's profile! XD How is your personality made up? This result blew my mind!! Now pay close attention... If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Equals: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Than: K N O W L E D G E or: 11 plus 14 plus 15 plus 23 plus 12 plus 5 plus 4 plus 7 plus 5= 96% And: H A R D W O R K or: 8 plus 1 plus 18 plus 4 plus 23 plus 15 plus 18 plus 11= 98% Both of them are good...but they fall just short of 100% However... A T T I T U D E or: 1 plus 20 plus 20 plus 9 plus 20 plus 21 plus 4 plus 5= 100% Copy and Paste to your profile if you agree with these terms. I came up with that one! XD (lots of math...*massages throbbing head*) CREEPY!: THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE Copied from ArtemisApollo97...ha ha! XD FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England), Omegaman17 (USA) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Judy: Do I ever cross your mind? Nick: No Judy: Do you like me? Nick: Not really. Judy: Do you want me? Nick: No Judy: Would you cry if I left? Nick: No Judy: Would you live for me? Nick: No Judy: Would you do anything for me? Nick: No Judy: Choose me, or your life? Nick: My life. (Judy walks away, holding back sobs, Nick runs after her and says...) "The reason you never cross my mind is because yo you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you. The reason why I chose my life is because you ARE my life." (Judy looks at him, tears falling down her cheeks) Judy: I love you Nick Nick: I love you too Judy Judy: Prove it. Scream it to the world. He leaned in and whispered into her ear, “I love you.” Judy: Why did you whisper it to me? Nick: Because you ARE my world. Copied from Zootopian Fluff! Ha ha! This is just so GOOD! XD In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair) On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD Copied from Eeveecat1248 :D :D :D Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (Viking-style logic) TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher Copied from Eeveecat1248 |