A series of Leverage drabbles. Mainly about the friendship/sibling relationship between Parker and Eliot. This has no end point in sight and I just add to it whenever I have an idea or something hits me as particularly Leverage-y. *grin*

Kayla didn't die in the events of Three Mile Island, and five years later they bump into a Rogue who's been on her own for over a year. Together they become something like a family. Follows on from X-Men: Wolverine, Logan/Kayla, Rogue/Gambit

Trying to figure it all out had been a pain in Eliot's occasionally scaly ass.

It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers

Captain Jack Harkness challenges the Doctor to the craziest, most challenging game in the entire universe, Tag. Spanning across time and space, hilarity ensues! Each chapter is different with an overarching story. Lots of crossovers. No slash. Rated T just to be safe.

When Odin falls into the Sleep while Thor is away, Loki is called to fill the unexpected absence of the throne. Odin awakens to chaos... of a thoroughly unexpected kind. Fluff, crack, giftfic. No pairing.

In order for the Leverage Team to get justice for a client, they must infiltrate Stark Tower. Things end up more complicated than they originally planned. COMPLETE.

After absconding with the Tesseract but before the Stuttgart raid, Clint Barton and Erik Selvig take it on themselves to teach Loki a little bit about Midgardian culture. Humor, crack, no pairing; some crudity and some nudity.

Archimedes said, "Give me a place to stand and with a lever I will move the whole world." That's nothing on what Nick Fury can do with a little ... leverage.

The original con artist stops by for a consultation at Bridgeport Brewpub.

Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, isn't used to seeing the naked woman crying next to him in this form. But he does recognize her. "Um, Loki," he says. "You okay?". Capt. America/Girl-for-now-Loki.

When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]

He asked her to wait for him, but he did not realize how long it would be until he returned.

Written for comment-fic at LJ. Theme: Crack. Prompt: "So, how did we suddenly turn into cats?" NOT part of my "McDonald Boys" verse.

Cas warns Dean and Sam that the real Loki is here. And he's bringing an army. Cue the snark.

5 People Who Thought Loki Was Gay and One Who Knew Otherwise. Despite what everyone in Asgard thinks, Loki is not gay. Really! He's hopelessly straight, even when he's female. Thor on the other hand...This of course causes no bitterness at all. Sif, Thor, Fandral, Volstagg, Stark, Steve Rogers, Darcy, Jane, Humor, Angst, Romance.

It's time for Tony to meet his daughter for the first time since he let her go. /sequel to You Don't Know Me/ /Dark Stark Series/

Birthday challenge for myself to write one story about family/genes/etc. for every birthday. Some one-shots are related to each other, some are standalones. Updated daily. Now up: "Lunchtime" - Leverage Consulting & Associates, Jr., continued. The take-down of another bully and a serious discussion about personal hygiene and unicorns. "Sticky Little Fingers" verse. COMPLETE

The government's very, very good at making better weapons and very, very bad at beating them back into plowshares afterward.

Except for this time, he took her home afterwards, and kept her there the next morning, and made a semi-respectable breakfast, and gave Pepper orders to let her stay as long as she wished.

Tony might not have been playing a direct role in his daughter's life, but he always looked out for her. /Prequel to 'Red Ribbon'/

The reason behind why Tony disliked signing things ran a little deeper than one might expect.

The world has changed; vampires and mutants now walk side by side with human beings and things have not always been smooth. After the turbulent events of the past few years, Marie goes to Louisiana to stay with her cousins. Meanwhile, a storm is brewing.

Rookie SHIELD Agent, Darcy Lewis has just realized that monsters are real… Of course, that might've been good information to know before her team was eaten. Thankfully, a couple of monster-hunting brothers show up to help her out.

Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

There are very few reasons why Loki would break down in front of all of Asgard. This was one of them. In which Asgard demands proof that Loki has a heart, and thus they break it. Post-Avengers

Steve keeps a datebook for every year since he's joined the Avengers; they are full of dates and how many died that day, and who caused it. Loki's name is rarely there, except for every year on the same day, and always one more than the year before. He doesn't know how he missed it, really. Part 1 of Per Aspera Ad Astra.

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

Written for Darcy Lewis Week #6 'Saturday'. Do not mess with Darcy's Saturday routine, especially once Jane, Pepper and Natasha get involved.

In an AU where instead of meeting Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers met Captain Jack Harkness, Steve would get his date after coming out of the ice. A partial retelling of Captain America and then post-Avengers reunion.

Written for Darcy Lewis Week. Day#3 Rain. Darcy's father is insanely unorthodox and a bit of a mess, but he can chase away rain clouds and make the sun shine again. Well, metaphorically. AU!Tony Stark is Darcy's father.

When Darcy took that first aid class in college to boost her GPA, she had no idea just how handy it would become. Especially considering that 99% of her friends are superheroes. Based on an avengerkink prompt.

Concerning old history, fathers, and the Burke Conglomerate.

When Ianto asks after one of Jack's stories, he gets an anthology. Five people/aliens Jack slept with whose gender identities can only be explained with complicated flowcharts.

"They are innocent. Please, punish me not them," he begs, because he'd never meant for this to happen. He'd never meant for his hated little brother to die. Set in the same verse as 'Drown'.

Of course, aliens have to invade New York while she's on the coffee run.

"McDonald Boys" verse, post-"Sky's Gonna Open." De-aged Eliot wants a dog. Eliot gets a dog. Dog makes a mess. Lindsey sees red. Dog licks Lindsey. The end. Almost. Someone breaks a chair. And gets dog kisses. Then it's the end. Now with an extended scene.

Post-Avengers. Darcy asks Loki a question about Thor's "Hammer". Rated M for very adult setting. Darcy/Loki one-shot

She is the only one who truly loves him, and perhaps the only one he ever truly loved. Sigyn, Loki, and his imprisonment beneath the snake. Also on my site ambermarshall dot wordpress dot com

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Loki is a bit annoyed with mortal holidays, until Darcy shows him an alternate way of celebrating them: the cosplayer's way. / sequel to "Christmas Crashing", but can stand on its own

They're still flying. The past is never far and the bright future is dimmed by a fadding light but they're still flying. Part of the Steal the Sky verse, Follows The Things They Carried.

"McDonald Boys" verse during "The Sky's Gonna Open." Lindsey's POV of all the libraries he had to go to in order to find the right spell to change his twin back to the right age. Multi-fandom crossover in addition to the main cross of Leverage/Angel.

Even Hitters have hero's

Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.

After his fall from the Bifrost, Loki finds himself taken in by a suburban family and lacking most of his magic. He resolves to escape them as soon as possible. This does not go the way he planned.

Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy's. / missed the season by a month! but I hope it's still enjoyable

Following their surprise marriage in Alfheim, Steve has to introduce the Avengers to his new wife, and Lady Loki has to set her mind at rest about the consequences of a certain broken vow.

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

A painful and scandalous past sends Sookie Stackhouse fleeing New Orleans for the solitude and quiet of the English countryside. Vowing to never love again, can Sookie resist the the charms of the undeniably dashing Eric Northman? AH/OOC historical drama.

Six times Maggie heard "You're adorable," and one time she said it. Knowledge needed up to the end of Season 3.

Sookie Stackhouse is carted off to Bath for the Season with hopes of catching a wealthy husband. Courted by three men - a rake, a scoundrel and a handsome nobleman - Sookie must choose who will be her future. Historical romance, A/H, slightly OOC

"The first time Eliot caught Parker, she was just a kid." – Complete. General sweetness with an angst chaser.

The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.

When Kate Beckett went to get her book signed by Richard Castle, she never imagined that she'd end up meeting his daughter, much less offering to babysit for the afternoon. AU.

After the events in "Boys in a Man's World" Steve Rogers doesn't expect to see Loki ever again. Very luckily for him, Loki never does what he's expected to do.

700 years ago Prince Niall gave up his most precious possession- his mostly Human great granddaughter- to end the war between Vampires and Fairies. A/U

When frightened or stressed, Loki transforms into a bunny and sometimes he needs to be cuddled to calm down enough to turn back. Unfortunately, the events of the movie are extremely stressful. Five times he transformed into a rabbit and needed cuddling

The Vikings, who based their culture on that of Asgard, would rape their defeated enemies to break their spirits. The Avengers are horrified to find that Thor never got the memo to tell him this was a bad thing. Features Loki, Steve, Thor and Stark

Lindsey McDonald is studying for his bar exam when his phone rings. Care to guess who's at the other end? Pre-series for both shows. "McDonald Boys" verse but stands alone very well.

Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.

Forced to land on a border moon during its monsoon season, the crew must help the locals deal with the threats of a bursting dam. Meanwhile Jayne and River are the only ones left guarding Serenity. Third in the Eagle series.

One-Shot. Loki/Sigyn. "Perhaps that was his cruelest and most clever trick: letting her believe that she understood him, letting her imagine that she mattered."

River goes with Jayne to collect some money that they're owed.

So when they first started to spend more time together and Eliot started cooking, Sophie suggested that perhaps they should take it turns to help out.

"I don't wanna get pro-hetero on you, but… You and Puck make sense…" Pezberry friendship, Puckleberry, Britanna

Prompt oneshot slightly A/U fic from Lov2-Travel. Glee kids consume too much alcohol and start fighting over which girl is the best kisser. Santana is none too pleased with the results, at first. Rated T for slight language and teenage drinking.

An A/H one shot. Sookie gets an opportunity she can't resist. It's rated M for a reason - lots and lots of lemony goodness. The genre selection is a bit off, but the story has a bit of both.

While en route to Boros, two members of the crew solve a mystery, one rediscovers his inner child, one learns how to be weak and helpless, and their captain ponders his losses and shortcomings. A study of friendships. 2nd in the Eagle series.

An unfortunate lie requires Loki to bend over backwards to ensure his mother's happiness.

Follows Steal the Sky. The Good Ship Leverage is barely flying and the next jobs a few systems away but for three ex-agents, and the rest of the crew, this interlude is the start of a better life. But not one without baggage.

"We talked about it," Santana goes on, leaning in so she's speaking right next to Rachel's ear. "What it would be like to have you together, to share you." Santana/Puck/Rachel. AU one-shot.

Jack's had a headache all day, and it's gotten worse- the Rift is quaking and Jack has to explain a tremendous tragedy to his bewildered team.

What if Hallow cursed Eric so that he lost his memory and ended up meeting Sookie while running down Hummingbird Road…but she had never met him or Bill or any other vampire before? Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, more like Alternate Timeline.

Title taken from "One" by Metallica. The archangel keeps coming back, and the Harvelles just don't turn him away.

Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.

Frigga loves Loki. He will always be her precious child, no matter his age.

"And what makes you so gorram sure I'd choose you?" The words were Mal's, and things kinda went downhill from there. A story about loyalty, belonging and the bonds we're not even aware of until they're tested.

How Rachel Berry became Noah's girlfriend, Mike and Sam and Matt's little sister and a badass.

Starting at the flashback that spurned the Need You Now duet, showing the progression from practicing to the duet to the big game and beyond, with very different results. Rated M for later, and maybe Puck's mouth at the beginning. Enjoy ... and review!

It starts with horses and ends with Eliot questioning his sanity. In-between is mostly madness. OT3 fic, season one. Crackish. Eliot/Parker/Hardison.

When Sookie decides to sell the family farm, her five siblings rush home to stop her. What's their plan? Why he's 6'4", gorgeous, and People's Sexiest Man Alive. Will it work? All Human mash-up of SVM and Elizabeth Cadell's "The Lark Shall Sing." Disney/South Park/Tracy & Hepburn

Teamfic: some humor, and some drama too. From a prompt: the team trains their replacements so that they can use their famous names to pull heists of their own, Dread Pirate Roberts style. This is how the team gets their first recruit.

Maybe this is what happens when two hot Jews are forced to co-exist in the same space.

Puck finally acknowledges his destiny to be with Rachel Berry when he sees another of God's signs at a costume party- except it wasn't a sign. One-shot Puckleberry

After Nathan Ford is hired to act as the handler for three Alliance Opperatives on an off the books job nothing in his verse will ever be the same.

It's a long, long wait for Rory as the Lone Centurion. An old friend sort of drops by for a kind word. Part of the Death Through the Fandoms series.

Post DoR; Magneto's Acolytes rescue the captured mutants from Area 51, and lives are forever changed as hearts are forever intertwined

Parker/Hardison/Eliot long-term established three-person relationship fic. Three interwoven stories about the three character's baggage and how they work through it. Brief vague mentions of past angst. Don't like, don't read.

"He'd seen her like that before, when that charlatan psychic had exposed her deepest, darkest secret. Eliot had wanted to kill the man, then. Just like he wanted to kill whoever had put that look in her eyes now." Parker/Eliot friendship

What does the great time-traveller himself think of Hermione's time-turner? Please R&R!

Pretty much exactly as advertized. Leverage-team-centic, with an appearance from an ally or two.

TFLN prompt 206 : You said that we had to leave the party together & proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quiet & started chanting quack..quack...quack.. Est Puckleberry, M

Sometimes it's possibly to loathe Disney. No, really. An Angel!Eliot fic.

Hermione has been called in to assist the brothers Winchester. Sam/Hermione

Finn's sort of wondering if he should try to get Rachel back. Santana sets him straight. Rated "T" for Santana goodness. A drabble written for the PuckRachel Drabble Meme at LJ.

The petite brunette on his right has her face scrunched up and he thinks it's kinda sweet of her to keep her tears in check. He takes a deep breath before grabbing her hand and hauling her closer to him. This was bound to get emotional.

A group of meddling kids from Stanford go on a ghost hunt. Only one of them is experienced... Pre-series for both shows

Parker/Eliot Drabbles, may be updated as the muse strikes. Chap 1: Nate blows a job and Eliot blows up. Parker tries to mediate...in her own way.

"This is exactly why people think you're crazy. You know that, right?" Puckleberry. Written for the puckrachel drabble meme.

Gabriel has had many lovers, but only one real relationship. Sam/Gabriel; originally written for comment fic.

Here it is, three years later and Noah Puckerman is still trying to ruin her life. One shot written for the Puck/Rachel drabble meme on LJ.

The Leverage crew goes to the movies. This is more difficult than it sounds. TWP: team!fic without plot.

...But You Can't Keep Her From Blowing Up The Stream. You'd think by now they'd know that Parker just doesn't think the way they do. Set in late Season 2 and after the Season 2 finale.

He doesn't expect Rachel to be good at poker, and there's no way he's going to let her beat him. Turns out that when the stakes are high, Puck comes to play. "Whoever loses has to be the other's slave."

The requirement for sainthood is performing three miracles. And death. Sequel to Chuck versus the Paranoia and Chuck versus the False Alarm.

A short one-piece based on a random idea that had me giggling like a fool on public transportation. Let's face it, if the TARDIS really is alive, that's enough for Jack Harkness ...

Sookie almost runs down a German tourist and invites him and his brother to tent in her woods. All Human Sandwich. An attempt at answering the question: Can other characters than our favorite Viking be hot with Sookie? Warning: Contains menage MMF.

During the Battle of LA, a demon throws Spike through a shop door and into the arms of a bookworm with a secret. SpikeHermione. Adapted to fit HPatDH, minus the epilogue.

Puck/Rachel summer fic: "It's my spotlight now," he reminds her. She opens her mouth to say something, but he cuts her off. "My band, my song choices. I'm lead. If you want in, you can deal with it." 3-part story.

Every time a GPS tracker is activated--whether intentional or not--Casey has to manually turn it off. Sequel to Chuck versus the Paranoia.

Peace is fragile, as is love. LancelotOC. Complete!

Gambit and Rogue have been regressed to physical 13 year olds. What will happen when their powers re-emerge? Can the Guilds ever resolve their differences? And how does the Cure play into all of this? Canon with X1-3 and XO: Wolverine.

Chapter Twelve-- Noah Puckerman is still in denial and Rachel's wearing a skirt the size of a belt. Final Chapter is up! P/R

The new recruits are having their final briefing before they go on active duty. Gwen makes it clear what is expected of them. Vikram belongs to a gaming friend. The rest belong to RTD or the BBC. Dedicated to JB and players of her TW game.

PR Oneshot. A blizzard forces them together. Alone. "We need to lay out some ground rules. If the weather report is accurate, it appears that you won't be going anywhere until morning. I'm uncomfortable with your serious lack of inhibitions right now."

That's what he'd told her, and she had believed him. --Last in a series of kind-of one-shots, still hopefully able to be read as a stand-alone, but also finishing off "will the circle be unbroken". Finally.--

Casey takes on his most daunting cover yet when he has to protect Ellie from a potential threat because of her relation to the Intersect. Canon pairings.

She doesn't even know who to be. ––Supposed to work as a stand-alone, so I hope it does, but also the fouth in the series "will the circle be unbroken".––

Secret Santa fic for an ardentrain on the LJ community, Rayne Exchange. It's Christmas Eve-ish and River has a new directive, one she cannot ignore. Set six years after BDM. pre-rayne/rayne. Explicit sexual content..smut in other words.

What can he even say? --Can be read as a one-shot, or as the third "will the circle be unbroken" installment.--

Gawain's wench disappears from his bed and Arthur finds a murderous young woman in his room. Things suddenly are not as quiet as they were around the fort. Their last Woad season coming up, the knights try to find out what she is hiding.

Sometimes you can only take the next best thing. --Can be a stand-alone, or the second "will the circle be unbroken" installment.--

Daemonar and Orian have been best friends since they were in diapers, but now a new Warlord Prince has made Daemonar see his oldest friend in a new light. Some humor, plenty of romance. Rating for light language and some action later in the story.

Most of the time it's easier to just ask than try to figure it out. --Started as a one-shot, now the first of the "will the circle be unbroken" series.--

Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.

Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

“Dude,” he sighed. “What’s your problem? It’s not like it’s a secret Max is hot.” Alec doesn’t know he’s supposedly with Max. He’s stuck in a car with Logan. He’s accidentally rubbing it in.

How they become a family, from Puck's point of view. Also, kind of: The many moments in which Puck is a gleek and denies it, and a few where he admits it. Puck/Rachel, Will/Emma.

The end, the beginning and the middle. Puck knows it's not normal but he stops caring about that pretty quickly,

There were times in his eternal existence that Captain Jack Harkness confirmed that yes, he was the Face of Boe. There were others when he denied it categorically.The thing was, rather surprisingly, he was telling the absolute truth each time."

He would, forever after, associate it with sweetness and innocence. Dean/OFC. Implied adult content.

Max and Alec were always fighting about something. This time, Max decides that since she gave Alec his name, she owns him, and Alec retaliates in a somewhat… unexpected manner.

Sequel to "This is a Battle not a Tango". Will Augustus/Pulse get the hint? Will Rogue ever get control over her own powers? What is Overdrive? And just how many ex-lovers does Gambit have anyway? Okay that last one may be impossible to answer.

She's lost her memory. He's lost his patience. Lex takes advantage of the opportunity that fate hands him, but how will he react to someone who doesn't know enough to hate him? ChloeLex

How Eliot Spencer became Eliot Spencer

Sequel to "But What a Way to Go". Rogue and Gambit are "just friends", Logan's back in town and the Brotherhood is up to something.

It's not so much that Jack can't die; it's more like he can't stay dead. Which means he gets to run into a certain cute young woman quite often, even if he doesn't remember her while he's alive. Not my characters. Part I of "Death Through the Fandoms".

This is the chronicle of a the early years of a young girl named Hermione Granger. She is a strange little one, but maybe there is an explanation why.

Rogue and Gambit meet in a bar in Mississippi and decide to take a road trip together to New York. Set after the events of X3 and Wolverine.

Hermione and Ginny are gushing over some guys named Jacob and Edward, leaving an eavesdropping Harry and Ron utterly confused. And why are Tonks and Mrs. Weasley just as aware of this strange code? Harry Potter girls discuss Twilight.

Parker likes Maggie, but Sophie's acting weird. •Parker/Maggie/Sophie•

These are my fics in answer to a challenge on LJ called These Games We Play, in which River and Jayne play games together. Am rating it M, but the ratings will vary from fic to fic.

Hardison and Eliot think there might be something else wrong with Parker. SEQUEL TO 'JUST CALL TECH SUPPORT' •Hardison/Parker/Eliot•

Castiel tries to deliver a message at three in the morning and there is much confusion.

Parker wants boyfriends. Plural. SEQUEL TO 'IT'S CALLED TRUTH OR DARE'. •Hardison/Parker/Eliot•

Parker likes boys who kiss boys •Hardison/Parker/Eliot• slight Parker/Sophie too

In order to secure a safe future for mutants, Professor Xavier instructs his team to secure the mutant thief Gambit as a team member first, and the only way to cut through his Guild’s red tape is through an unbreakable contract. Romy.

Alec and Max put on quite a show for everyone at Jam Pony one morning.

To keep up appearances, Max seeks assistance. Searching for a backdoor to feed his greed, Alec finds curious employment. Two people who want nothing to do with love find that when love wants something to do with them, they don't stand a chance.

Which of you two criminals took my damn milk?

The Pureblood said, "Granger must be destroyed. Not killed - that would just make her a martyr. Her reputation must be destroyed. She must be eliminated from our society, preferably by Potter himself, before she can destroy us." HGOC HPLL Azkaban!Hermione

Some people collect stamps, Methos collects secrets.

The art of seduction turns into a full blown war when the flirty Cajun and the fiery Southern Belle agree to a bet neither is willing to lose. Romy.

Often has the story of Middle-Earth depended on the existence of a sole person, a thread that, should it come to break, would cause the inevitable defeat of all good. GlorfindelOC.

Gambit is back in town and is somehow under the impression that Rogue is interested, couldn’t be because maybe she led him on? Insanity ensues the night Rogue does something unexpected. ROMY Oneshot.

It's not just Krum that chooses Hermione as what he would most miss in the second Triwizard task. Silly oneshot.

Set after the third film, following the AE where Rogue doesn't take the cure. Remy gets involved in a rivalry fight between two arch-enemies and against all his better judgment hires himself out to a cute little X-man with suicide lips. ROMY.

Susan, Narnia, the train wreck and the rings: she never meant to forget. Follows More Dimly in Hell and Every Desperate Retreat.

Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?

Susan's encounter with Rabadash is remembered as a fairytale. But for those who lived it, the terrifying memories still create havoc, thirteen hundred years later.

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

One-shot. Morgaine is not properly proud of Gawain's work.

At St. Finbar’s, Susan tells the girls fairy stories before bed, and Lucy remembers how they really went. Susan/Rabadash, Susan/Caspian, Susan/Geeky Kid. Blended movieverse and bookverse.

The Honest Turnip is reknown for its fantastic puddings, its excellent facilities and the occasional gondolier singer allowed to perform on the premises by the home-sick Venetian head waiter. Hermione/Lucius, Harry/Draco, het and slash

Tristan has a very bad day.

Set shortly after the 3rd film. For all those who sorely missed our beloved Cajun in the films. Remy plans to steal the ultimate treasure from a fellow X-man and by the way things are going with Bobby and Marie, Remy may very well succeed. ROMY

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

//Rayne// River's gone a-hunting, and unbeknownst to the rest of the crew, she has a certain mercenary in her sights. A follow-up to "The Reluctant Suitor", again in River speak.

Sleeping Beauty told in verse. I like to think it's clever; if nothing else, it's too short not to take a look at.

Martha/Ten with some Donna/Jack. Set mid-S4. Martha Jones isn’t really engaged. The Doctor is irritated because he thinks she is. And Donna Noble isn’t fooled. At All.

There is a rationale to why she is marrying Will. At first, it's because he isn't Jack. And later, it's because he is.

PostJE. Angsty Donna-fic. "She recognizes him, of course. He is John Smith, from yesterday, and the man from a hundred thousand dreams, and now, she knows, the John Smith from five years ago, when he left her life for what should have been forever."

Jayne was truly starting to panic, and it was only going to get worse if River didn't get off his lap real quick like. Rayne. Oneshot

An experiment in River-speak. Pre-Rayne. Written for a challenge at Copper For A Kiss. The Serenity-family takes a trip planetside, and River sticks herself to the one person least likely to appreciate it.

Four times the Torchwood team found out Jack's real name and one time they didn't . Mostly crack. Spoilers for all of both seasons.

A Hungarian Horntail stumbles over a strange little animal and decides to adopt it.

When Max and Alec are too stubborn to see what's in front of them, its up to their friends to open their eyes.

PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series

Six steps from Lucy Pevensie to Hermione Granger. Crossover between Narnia and Harry Potter

Peter's thoughts after the White Witch's temptation. Prince Caspian movieverse

She does not possess Peter’s stoic heart, or Edmund’s resolute penitence, or Lucy’s simple faith; she has only an unrelenting hunger for something she no longer believes.

Too many times to count, Lucy has thought they were parting for the last time. Now, as Susan sends her on through the woods alone, she finally sees the truth. Yes, sorry, it's movie based; last time, I promise!

Peter has lost the way of kings, and so have they. Yes, it is movieverse, and yes, I am even more shocked by that than you. I promise it won't become a habit.

Magnificence is needed as much here as it is in Narnia, Peter. ::Post-Prince Caspian:: ::oneshot::

A week after returning to England and leaving Narnia and Caspian behind, Susan finds that she can't breathe. SusanxCaspian

In which Edmund is peeved, Peter is a bit bewildered, Lucy is wise, and Susan handles the kingdom and her siblings like a queen.

EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.

Another crossoverish thingy. A series of loosely connected oneshots about Luna and Death. Includes 'Don't Cry'.

How much abuse can a guy take before he snaps? Events in Hello, Goodbye take a different turn. AU from that point.

WARNING: This is a HG/SS/LM threesome fic. If you're under 18 or don't like threesome stories, don't read it. - War heroes aren't always treated as they ought to be. If they're getting too uncomfortable, the government might even try to hide them away.

Rayne. River and Jayne have been given a daunting task. My response to the Firefly Title Generator Challenge over at Copper For a Kiss. *loves her LJ community too much*

How would you make a wild thing your own? Would you break him to your will, or gentle him to your hand? A TristanOC everywoman story.

... what happens when he comes to the HP characters? HPDiscworld crossover, kind of...

He'd never forget her for the rest of his life. :Sirius/Hermione OneShot:

Why Lian and Park giggled at the mention of Jack's name, and Sao Feng did not! A little illuminating pillowtalk between Jack and Elizabeth.

Elizabeth waits every ten years for William Turner to step off the Flying Dutchman to be hers again. And now, fifty years later, she waits on the shore to be reunited with him once more. WillElizabeth ONESHOT.

The first snowfall leads Lancelot to realize another first in his life, but does she feel the same? LancelotOC

Jack should have stayed in bed that morning. Furious Time Lords, time machines behaving oddly, something you might have wondered about, and an impossible problem all come to breakfast. One shot.

Partners, crewing a ship together. Rayne.

A tragic death leads Remus and Harry to the unveiling of a portrait of The Blacks. A couple whose love for each other was evidenced even after death. [One Shot SiriusHermione]

Meriminni lived in awe of High King Peter. Now, when she finally has the chance of her life, will she be able to tell him of her love?

Gawain goes out to spend a simple afternoon in the forest when he comes upon a young woman that he can't help but fall for, literally.

Tristran danced.

Her broomstick just gave a sort of hop, Ever wonder why Hermione's so afraid of heights? Mentions of rape. Don't like don't read. Oh, and Dramione could be implied from it I guess. Oneshot.

A friendship by pen and parchment. Hermione has a mysterious penpal who assists her from her second year on. She struggles to figure out who it is, but it turns out to be nobody she suspected.

Oneshot Susan 'redemptive fic' but perhaps not in the standard vein. The 'question of Susan' has always intrigued, but not bothered me, and this fic is based on a particular phrase I once heard. Dedicated to a secondborn sister.

Just a happy, fluffy little Rayne story.

Wilhelmina Benedict comes home. Set after Queen of the Darkness. Complete.

Spirited away from the station platform on their way to school, the Pevensies find themselves on a wooded island with a ruined castle. As night falls Susan ventures into the courtyard, where she finds a forgotten treasure and remembers all that once was.

Fenrir Greyback bites Hermione Granger. Now she is returning to learn about the beast he has made of her. HGFG Rare Pairing. Complete.

Galahad always looks back on what was. Tristan only sees what is. Will they ever truly be able to understand one another? One shot about why Galahad remembers Sarmatia better than the rest, but shall never be happy with it.

A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG

Hermione opened her eyes and found herself on eye level with his zipper. Now this is an awkward point of view, she thought. Hermione has an encounter in the Prefect's bathroom with a certain Slytherin one night.

As a punishment for rude, antisocial behavior, Dumbledore assigns Professor Snape as the Faculty Advisor to the new Hogwarts Cheerleading Team. Poor old Sev will never be the same again!

After the war, the wizarding world needs to be rebuilt and wizards need to stand together again. The future demands a new order, and the women are up to that task. SSHGLM

Written for the NotSoBigHeaded Ficathon: Sometimes, a bet take a little longer than expected. Characters featured: Jack Harkness and Rose Tyler, guest appearances by Toshiko Sato, Martha Jones, and the Doctor.

It's 1966 and Spike's just landed The Car of the Year, a bright red Toronado. What do you do with such a catch? Why, you take your best girl out for a ride, of course complete with bad fun and a disgusting alphabet game!

So! What does ending every high school or term of service need? A YEARBOOK OF COURSE! We offer you the yearbook featuring all you need to know about Lancelot Bors Gawain Tristran Galahad Dagonet and Arthur. Written by their own hand! 'Tis true!

Just how much trouble can two genetically engineered teenage boys get into? Just a little story about my favorite X6’s from The Friggin’ Cure universe, Dalton and Oscar. There is some MA for you shippers out there. Chapter 3 is rated M.

PostAWE Elizabeth has seen the love of her life five times since that fateful day. Now in the final days of her life she boards a ship one last time to find him.

Final in SENSE series. Jayne gets a taste for River. Oneshot, Rayne.

Innocuous, adj., 1. Unlikely to offend, 2. Harmless. A supposedly safe object in the hands of an assassin and a merc can become deadly.

Fourth in SENSE series. Jayne is soft. River investigates. Oneshot, Rayne.

Harry Potter and Labyrinth crossover. Hermione has a cunning plan. Well, sort of. Note: This is complete.

Third in SENSE series. River looks different. Jayne takes notice. Oneshot, Rayne.

Fifty onesentence fics, featuring different characters from the Black Jewels books. Written for the 1Fandom Livejournal community.

Second in SENSE series. Jayne hears a noise. River's head is a jumble of them. Oneshot, Rayne

Remus is marrying Tonks. Dumbledore and the trio are hunting Horcruxes. Draco and his mother have joined the Order. The war is beggining, and what might be the Blacks' darkest secret is coming to light. And it may just be that it involves Hermione. HIATUS

First in SENSE series. Jayne smells. River decides to point it out. Oneshot, Rayneish

Hermione has had a crush on Lucius Malfoy since he saved her life. When a unique opportunity presents itself, she chooses to act. So does Crookshanks, her familiar.

A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?

During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.

Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.

The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.

Because he fights and caresses in order to feel something, but she battles and loves on account of what is in her heart. He can’t understand it, and it feels illogical and stupid to him. But she laughs. Draco, Hermione

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Oneshot. This fic ties in to my story The Friggin’ Cure. You don’t have to read that one to understand it but please, go read it anyway. Inspired a bit by Miller Lite’s Man Laws.

Sentenced to a lifetime in Azkaban for a crime she did not commit, Hermione is given a chance to change her fate. “Tell me, Malfoy. What would I gain from listening to you?” He smirked. “Your freedom.” HGDM.

The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.

When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.

A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.

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Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.

Beauty, intelligence and grace do not make a woman special, as Peter Pevensie knows. Short OneShot.

PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.

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[Hermione Granger] After losing the love of her life Hermione takes the wizarding law into her own hands. AUpost war fic. Mentions of a Hermione and Harry relationship.

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An argument among Jack, Anamaria, and Gibbs over an ammendment to the 'Black Pearl's' code.

When she first meets Kingsley Shacklebolt, Hermione knows he is a dangerous man

There’s a line that just shouldn’t be crossed

Those who remain behind have to face the somewhat embarrassing consequences. A tale of elves lounging around in ancient Greece.

She should really find a better place to keep her heart, because there’s a war on and her sleeve is getting dangerous. [MinervaTom]

Set after The Last Battle. Susan remembers what happened at the Stone Table and learns what Aslan’s name is in our world. Unabashedly Christian.

Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.

A woman's thoughts about her encounter with Tristan. Not your average Tristan piece. Oneshot. R&R, please!

I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.

It's London in the 1970s and punk is all the rage. Spike, safety pins and all, decides it's time to move to a new lair...

Romance for the jaded. LMHG.

Wash and Zoe are locked in the supply closet together. Whackiness ensues! WashZoe Preseries.

Aslan's last thoughts before he is stabbed. Oneshot. Review!

Peter has made a few in his lifetime.

Hermione chooses herself. AntiRHR song fic from There's a Fine, Fine Line from the Avenue Q soundtrack.

She owns too many black dresses. PreHBP War Fic, HHR.

The Marauders endure a lesson about werewolves.

Cliche fic. In some ways, the Pevensies are like the four seasons.

HBP spoilers! She stood there. In one hand the unexplained picture, in the other the letter Dumbledore left...the letter that lead her to the cabin and the mirror...

While searching through the Chamber of Secrets for clues on the Horcruxes, something haunts Hermione. Oneshot

Arwen dies shortly after Aragorn's coronation. Aragorn is forced to marry. A young elvenmaiden who has been a slave to men for years is made to marry him. Can she save a broken king, or is it too late for the King of Gondor Fourth Age. AU. Rated for ab

“It is about the time that you finish washing the last dish that you realize that you can hear the clock ticking.” Molly alone in the Burrow. Oneshot.

Susan centric oneshot. A few months after the train crash, Susan spends a night coming to terms with what she has lost.

What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?

Do you feel seventeen? the hero asks. I don’t feel seventeen, the princess says. Well, me neither, the knight allows. They have always been who they are. PostHBP oneshot.

Susan's siblings react to her first suitor. [Gift fic for amidnightkiss.]

Paralyzed, alone, & without certainty that she'll ever get back, Hermione is thrust into the 40's. There she meets a mysterious young man with a dark past & an even darker future, & what could make things more fun than a school play in the mix.

Bellatrix killed a man today. He was 5 foot 8, cropped blonde hair. His eyes were blue.

Peter asks Aslan to look beyond Susan's inablity to believe.

All Codi wanted was to train race horses, like her father. The last thing she wanted was for her precious, promising filly to become a war horse. Well, next to last. She never wanted to be a warrior, either.TristanOC

Susan was gentle. Edmund was just. Lucy was valiant. But away from Narnia, how can one be magnificent?

Of entanglement. An odd little ficlet for Melian the Maia.

A little ditty I came up with for my own, strange amusement.

A poem. Short and sweet.

Parts 29, 30 and 31 of The Little Things series

27 and 28 of The Little Things series.

“If there’s a big statue of you here any where on this gorram planet, I’d kinda like to know about it ‘afore hand,” the Captain states.

Little minx is makin’ it harder and harder for him ta hold ta his convictions though. She don’t think the same rules he’s followin’ hafta apply ta her and the feel of her cold hands against his bare flesh turn him on ten different ways. Part twentyfour o

“There are a lot ‘a things in the ‘verse that are broken, but that don’t mean they should be thrown away.”

Sometimes, it's the family you choose....

Doc runs a hand through his hair, before he sits in the chair across from River’s bunk. “What happened?” he asks again.“Nothin’ good,” Jayne replies.

“What for do they make this so confusin’? If’n the flower is pretty why should it say anything other than…Here’s a flower that’s pretty, ‘cause I like ya, huh?”

Ain’t no respectable woman who’ll put up with her man starting bar brawls and whoring around. You’re so much like your father was ‘afore I settled him down it ain’t even funny. Nineteen in The Little Things series

There are all kinds off intimacies. Jayne isn’t really comfortable with any of them.

He swears he can still hear the music that was playin’ earlier this evenin’, only this time it’s a mite slower and softer. Sounds almost like a heartbeat, but there are two of them providin’ the rhythm and the creaks and sighs of the ship around them is t

Jayne reminds River of a pet she once had.

Jayne and Simon have a little chat in the infirmary. Mal's there for the beginning, but not the end.

.'And familiar disembodied laughter thrums between the ship’s walls.' An AU spinning off from the last act of 'Objects in Space': River finds a new way to run, dance, and hide, and the crew discovers that the simplest answer isn't always the correct one.

“He looks like a bear lumbering around out there. How are people supposed to be scared of a man dances that badly?”

Time for Jayne to learn some new steps…

Simon sees, Simon knows. What does Simon think?

Jayne thinks he’s changing, and he doesn’t like it. Number Ten in The Little Things series.

“You seem to be breakin’ a lot of rules around here lately. This gonna become a habit of yours?” “You seen me walking around the ship naked yet?” Jayne retorts. Spoilers for Serenity and The Hero of Canton episode. Ninth in The Little Things series.

“He would no more harm River than he’d throw Vera out the airlock. And, if’n it came right down to it, I’m thinkin’ he’d be more likely to toss the gun.” Number Eight in The Little Things series.

Hearts can't live full of holes. Seventh in The Little Things series.

She was shinier than anyone else he’d ever met, and that’s why his dreams of her had him restlessly roaming the ship late at night. Sixth in The Little Things series.

Mal looks at him in disbelief. “Aren’t you the one always saying she’s crazy? Haven’t you been trying to get rid of her and her brother since the day they arrived? Since when do you buy her gifts?” Fifth in The Little Things series.

Foof, in which only Jayne bleeds and doesn't seem to mind. Forth in The Little Things series.

Jayne writes a letter home. Follows 'Expert' and 'Slippers'. You don't need to read either first, but this story makes a bit more sense if you do. Number three in The Little Things series.

“Guns don’t kill people, girl. I kill people.” He grins rakishly as he says this, before adding, “But only if’n they deserve it or try to kill me first.” followup to Expert, number two in The Little Things series

Parvarti and Lavender think Ron is whipped by Hermione. Ron and Hermione think it's rubbish.

“You can use me, if you need to,” she whispered as she slid to the floor and walked towards him. “It’s your job, after all. Your hands could make me work.” First story in The Little Things series

Kinda dark, kinda dirty. Jayne and River. Complete.

Lucius relates exactly what has been going on all these years. Hermione is very scared. Practically a parody. LMHG.

Jayne and River bond, the crew gets a job, the weather's rotten. COMPLETE.

And then the Arch Nemesis of Harry Potter rushed at The Brains of the Golden Trio and kissed her. Hard. On the mouth. Like in the movies, only not. [A total attack of random insanity. Have fun!]

Legends never compared to the real story of Isolde. There was no love potion, no arranged marriage, no queenship, and there was nothing poetic about it. Her story begins with Sarmatia and ends with the knights.

A short piece for every woman who wishes to be swept off their feet by a dashing and charming knight.

A barmaid and prostitute from Hadrian's Wall reflects upon her memories of the knights. Zero plot, just a series of drabblings.

Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will

Lancelot regales the knights with a tale. A tale of passion, of humor, of a woman with skillful tongue and notsopleasing looks.

They will believe what they believe, and so shall he, and one day they will fight side by side for the chance to one day truly understand each other.

Yeah, it's another Marriage Law fic. Two sides are vying for the loyalty of one couple thrown together. How will Hermione and Snape learn to deal with their new circumstances? HGSS

Hermione is thrown back to the time of the Founders, beginning a long, sad chain of events. HermioneSalazar, oneshot, HBP spoilers.

Sequel to That is the Question. Katie finds herself back in Middle Earth to spend some time with her old friends and make some new ones. But there is danger lurking in the forest. COMPLETE!

Hermione has trouble moving on after her relationship with Draco Malfoy. DHr.

The Black Family was pefect. Let us see what is under the surface. For once, let us see the truth.

Right and wrong often don't seem so clear in the midst of war. Inspired by Inell's challenge, "For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous" HGLM; heavy angst, character death, het.

Lancelot uses a surprising battle tactic. {Complete}

Jayne needs to be rescued..... Please note that this contains a JayneRiver overtone. Please don't read if that disgusts you!

“Oh. Well. I guess not, then.” And the Astronomy Professor and the Potions Master were both quiet, as they watched the Deputy watch her employer. (ADMM... sorta)

Where now is Cuivienen?

His triumph is secure, but she haunts him still in the mirror's reflection. One-shot, fic exchange challenge with Lunalelle.

FeanorNerdanel - She wished for flowers that did not die, and he gave them. Happy (Belated) Valentine's Day!

Madam Meserole is in trouble. To help, Hanna and a gentleman smuggler hunt for the most dangerously delectable substance on the Disc. That's got Vetinari worried, along with those compromising iconographs. (4th in Seamstress series-FINI-

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Scott and Logan argue an ageold question.

The knights are forced to take their required yearly bath. These are their thoughts. Please R&R.

One starfilled night, Lancelot and Tristan talk. SLASH.

A Ranger of the North must explain to his young son what happens when a Ranger falls in battle and how the kin will learn the news.

Love is back in one way or another. Sarmatian knights return as horses. But what do Irish princesses return as? (Tristan and Isolde)

A tracker has his skills. [TristanIsolde]

When Adhemar seduces a drunken Kate, she flees from him. Chapter twenty-three uploaded: Kate and Adhemar go home. Complete

Hermione is sent to Azkaban for using the Killing Curse. Can she survive the Dementors?

One Shot. There's a new band in town. They don't have a name, but what the do have is a sexy bassplayer and a singer who's woice could tear your heart out. They just happen to be Slytherins.

Vetinari has no job, no home and no money. What he does have is his mistress, his wits and a motley group of allies. Does Downey stand a chance? 3rd in the Seamstress Series (Began with Say Yes). FINI!

What if the polyjuice fiasco in 2nd year had more long term repercussions for our heroine? WIP : Hermione Severus : Sorry, fic on hiatus

COMPLETE & Epilogue! The Girls of No. 12 Grimmauld Place finally release some tension. Molly, Tonks, Ginny, Luna, Hermione and... Narcissa Malfoy(?) the way you've never seen them before. One-shot, turned monster.

Book 1 of 4 of Between the Shadow and the Soul. REVAMPED through chapter 9 with more to come. COMPLETE

Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!

Aragorn remembers (homoerotic references)

The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.

Jack's feeling saucy. Elizabeth is passed out from rum. Complete

Book 2 of 4 of Between the Shadow and the Soul. Sequel to The Gift of Death. Haldir gets what's coming to him, but there's always a catch. COMPLETE

Due to divine intervention (or Dumbledore's insanity) Blaise and Hermione are forced to watcha movie together. It's Monty Python's the Holy Grail. Randomness ensues

AU: Set in their 6th year, an exchange programme is held with another International Academy... And it turns out that she might not be a muggle-born after all! Centered heavily on angels... can you believe Snape is one?

A parody of Chicago's 'Cell Block Tango' (I know, I know.) with Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Pansy, Olympia and Alicia. They didn't do nothin' wrong! Oh, but who gets killed? Read and find out! I like reviews too. ;)

Spike channels a little of his "old self" in writing a poem to Buffy to vent his frustrations. (Season 6)

[Complete] Rather than submitting to the power of Veritaserum, Hermione makes a drastic decision. Hogwarts staff wonders how to help her afterwards.

Hermione Granger has a crush on an older man -- Spike. Will her love be requited? (Set post season seven, so spoilers for "Chosen")

A romantic farce starring Ankh-Morpork's most efficient Palace clerk. **FINISHED!!!**

COMPLETE. Hermione takes desperate actions in order to thwart Voldemort. Sometimes, victory must come at any cost. One-shot.

More of Jaenelle's adventures, from a Kindred perspective.

What Draca's been waiting for. Sequel to "Monologue". **REPOST**

*COMPLETE* 7th Year; Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione has a few things left to do before she leaves Hogwarts. R for later chapters

Imprisoned in the Noldorin city, Eöl finally learns the truth about Aredhel.

The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.