An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

After a murder at the Grande, Constable Clark and Mr. Holmes help to rescue a damsel, and Clarke gets more personallly involved.

Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.

Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.

On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.

A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears

HPDiscworld crossover, AU. The wee free men are good with doors. So what happens if they find a doorway that led them straight to Godric's Hollow that Halloween night ten years ago?

A fair bit of shouting, some tears, and advice for a bad hair day. A Snape is Hermione's Father story.

The final battle. Severus has a plan. HBP compliant, Severus is good, and the happiest ending I could think off!

In which Severus Snape finally gets his just deserts... or does he? Contains Valkyries, meat, mead, horned helmets, singing Giants and The Ballad of Severus the Small and his Tiny, Tiny Stick.

BuffyOpen All Hours. Chapter 3 NOW UP Willow & Kennedy sent to North England to guard a Yorkshire Hellmouth by the new Slayers Council. Their new watcher? A ssstuttering grocer with a love of money & a certain nurse ... oh & Granville.Rated for Inuendo

Based on The Horror of Dracula, 1957, & Dracula, Prince of Darkness, 1966. The only Count who counts for me. Read on, oh young and innocent children who only know the magnificent Christopher Lee as Count Dooku or Sarumon. Mr. Lee is the ultimate Dracula.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

Madam Meserole is in trouble. To help, Hanna and a gentleman smuggler hunt for the most dangerously delectable substance on the Disc. That's got Vetinari worried, along with those compromising iconographs. (4th in Seamstress series-FINI-

Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)

Harry Potter & Wee Free Men (Discworld) crossover: Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. What're they to do?

Voldemort is dead, it's over, but happy endings are harder than that. Alarmed by Snape's behavior, Lupin is forced to impose a strange kind of therapy on his friend. Can being transformed into a creature with a simple heart heal a damaged spirit? AU now.

Master Dooku, his apprentice QuiGon and Jedi Knight Allyaah Jiao are summoned to go on a mission to the planet Colla IV, but it's a mission which could prove more deadly than the Jedi Council will admit... FINISHED!

Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...

Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**

Vader arrives on Earth, somehow, and meets two students studying for an exam who happen to less than sane. Interested? Then click on the blue letters, you know you want to! I BROKE THREE HUNDRED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *clears throat* thanx evry1!!

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