on a i'd rather be on ao3 sort of status

who is doe-eyed llama?

"you suck"

"you can't quote me, bitch"

"what the fuck are you on?"

"nice legs"

—as stated by the amazing empty thoughts ("you're so great it almost measures up to my great")

now, who is she really?

so has been dead for 1000000000000 years and i will be so surprised if you (yes, you, faithful fic reader) are still on this godforsaken site and have yet to move onto ao3. i mean, i won't judge, but really i will. it's so much better there, pls.

will live both under a lens of nostalgia and complete mortification in my eyes, but i can't forget my #roots. thus, i've deleted most of the crap i've had in my profile and moved onto other fandoms. anything below and above this section was written circa 2014-2015. i'd like to say i've grown as a person, lmao.

here, have some lame links

the ACTUAL badass

the name changer

dedications/shout-outs

take a gander

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story stuff

anything posted around 2012 or before sweet victory, i am so sorry. (excluding a lingering flame.) but i am determined to not delete anything, because it shows the progress i've made. and that people liked my writing way back when. it's also fun to see how much i've improved. lots of fun.

my fave review of all time

an anon review on percy turns 17 (they also called out on hal.elle for some choice words)

This story was good I guess but I will FOREVER ship Percabeth. No one ships anyone else with Percy or Annabeth or I swear on the styx I will throw u into frakin. Tarturus.