Chapter One: Percabeth

I

In these high school stories, Percy is a stereotypical jock and Annabeth is a stereotypical nerd. This is because the authors have no talent in writing actual characters and are instead forced to depict cliches, stereotypes, and caricatures because that's the best they can do. Such authors include the one writing this stupid parody.

II

"Jackson, you are failing in trigonometry," said the math teacher.

"What can I do?" asked Percy

"Get a tutor. Actually, I already picked one for you."

"Who is it?"

"It's Annabeth Chase."

Percy groaned. "Not her."

Later, Annabeth was tutoring Jackson

"I'm bored," said Percy, "Let me out."

"Too bad," replied Annabeth.

"If I kiss you, can I leave?"

"Sure, whatever."

The two of them kissed each other. This kissing continued to occur for the next few sessions. Annabeth started to feel something tingling inside her chest every time it happened. She decided to ask her mom for advice.

III

"Mom, I always have a tingling feeling when I tutor Percy," said Annabeth.

"Ahhh, you have experienced LUV," replied Mrs. Chase, who made an imaginary rainbow with her hands.

"What's that?"

"Well, L is for lovers who do stuff together," sang Mrs. Chase, "U is for unanimous love. V is for...um..."

"Now, that's just cupid," remarked Annabeth, walking away from her mom.

In five days, Annabeth finally understood the true meaning of Christmas and decided to ask Percy out.

IV

"Percy, want to go on a date with me?" asked Annabeth.

"Sure, even though I already have a girlfriend," said Percy, his voice going down to a whisper at the last few words.

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

Later at McDonald's...

"Where is Percy?" Annabeth murmured to herself.

She looked at the entrance doors and saw Percy enter the restaurant with Rachel Dare.

Annabeth began to sob. "He...He...already has a girlfriend?"

Annabeth ran out of McDonald's in tears. Percy saw her face and realized what he had done.

"Bahahahahah," laughed Percy, "That was hilarious."

"You mean that girl who ran out?" said Rachel, "She was like totally not hilarious."

V

Percy soon realized what he had really done and was ashamed. He sneaked into Annabeth's house to apologize.

Annabeth was still crying. "I...can't...believe...what...you...did...to...me."

"But I am really, really sorry," said Percy, "I promise to make it up to you in a super, special, awesome way."

"I...will...never...forgive...you...no...matter...what."

"How about I dump Rachel and be with you?"

Annabeth stopped sobbing. "I forgive you."

At this moment, Percy finally understood the true meaning of Hanukkah or something.

VI

Some events occurred in their relationship, but were not worth mentioning because it was mostly just the two of them making out. Right now, Percy and Annabeth were going to go to different colleges. This was their last day together.

"This is it, Percy," said Annabeth, "I'm going to Harvard and you are going to some other stupid college."

"Let's enjoy this while we can," replied Percy.

The two of them started to play Monopoly.

VII

Annabeth stepped unto Harvard's campus. She sighed as she looked at the school. She didn't notice a guy behind her.

"Annabeth."

"Percy!" said Annabeth as she turned around, "How are you here?"

"I bribed the administrator at Harvard."

"Isn't that illegal?"

"Screw the rules, I have money."

Epilogue

Percy and Annabeth graduated from Harvard. They got married and had 2 kids. One was called Percabeth and the other was called Thalico. They lived happily ever after.

A/N: Readers, I dearly hoped that you enjoyed the story and learned the true meaning of Thanksgiving.