Howdy! The name's Stardust! Sparkling Stardust to be exact. ;) I prefer only to give this name and not my real name, my age, or anything else extremely essential. This is the Internet, ladies and gentlemen. Hobbies: reading, listening to music, drawing, writing, watching old TV shows or seeing musicals, and randomly getting obsessed about something... Oh, and doing Stage Crew, of course! I currently have no written FanFics but if given a good idea, I may be able to come up with something in an hour. Former names: I'm-a-Sweet-Angel-Baby Lady Jemima Young Stardust Dislikes: everything school related. Favorite topics for FanFiction: Harry Potter Twilight (not as much now...) CATS -- Jemima is my favorite female and Mistoffelees/Quaxo is my favorite male... and ultimate favorite Jellicle. Doctor Who -- I've been a Whovian (Doctor Who fan) since age six, but I know very little about it. To be honest, I've seen a certain part of Four's whole time (The one with the Key to Time). Tom Baker is the very first Doctor I was acquainted with, but I absolutely love Ten as one of the newer Doctors. :) X-Men -- I love Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat, Logan/Wolverine, and Marie/Rogue. Anyone know of a story or two featuring Kitty and Logan? Not a love pairing, more of a father/daughter type of story. As much as I like those kinds when it comes to Logan and Rogue, I'd like to read one with Kitty instead of Rogue. Sherlock -- My newest reading/BBC TV obsession XD Alrighty! My favorite part of the profile! It's very long, so feel free to scroll past it all. To those who will find that very annoying, I am terribly sorry... but not sorry enough to stop. BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. BESTFRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts. FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. BESTFRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring. FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). BESTFRIENDS: Start gushing with you. FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. BESTFRIENDS: Get obsessed with you. FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" BESTFRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Forgive you. BESTFRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you. FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. BESTFRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!" FRIENDS: Annoy you. BESTFRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste." FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking Sarcasm if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i don't really give f about' notebook. I don't obsess, I think intensely! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Sometimes I wonder "why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again... If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends? Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance? There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Life's Tough, get a helmet The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do "I wish you were here. So I could show you something. In my bedroom. On my bed. With the lights off... My new cool glow in the dark watch! What were you thinking?... You sick pervert!"... I just thought this was brilliant and deserved a line of its own!! more brilliant quotes "Love is being stupid together." "Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies." -If two wrongs don't make a right, try three -1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. -One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject -Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. -My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. -A day without light is, well, night - I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;) -They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Mental Hospital Phone Menu Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up ok, well... most of these quotes are probably repeated through my profile alot... but i really do love quotes :) When life hands you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch everyone wonder how you did it. if at first you don't succeed give up and start swearing! life's a bitch, then you marry one! An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. keep your enemies close incase your friends turn out to be asses! The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. I do not deny everything! Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage. Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? "Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for." "Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you." I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God! When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes. Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it? You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor. Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy! I can resist anything but temptation. You're a great friend, but if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you Don't follow me, I'm lost too. One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." I want to live forever, so far so good. Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me? Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over. Don’t mess with me - I’ve got a stick. He said I love you, I sneezed and said, "Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit." My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more. 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." 26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'Never Argue With A Woman' One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. Reasons why girls are the best: 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddy shack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.) 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We can have kids! If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism These are not originally mine, but I love them too much to not post them on my profile. Love, Stardust |