If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, then please copy this into your profile. (Men are smart this way...)

If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Random Quotes and sayings

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. (Snicker, ain't that the truth?)

Smile. It scares people.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I'll help make sure of it.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong. (Good grief, don't even get me started!)

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.(Too true)

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid (Damn!)

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast! (Cause I'm gonna kill it!)

It's okay to talk to yourself and argue with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you lose, that you have a problem. (Except if you have a Tulpa/psionic construct living in your mindspace, then it's not actually arguing with yourself.)

"How many times do I have to say 'Excuse me' before 'Get the fuck out of my way' becomes acceptable?"

FUN FACTS

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A good friend hides you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

A good friend lets you make an idiot of yourself in public. A best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself, too.

If you fear to some extent what would happen if your family members stumbled upon your fanfiction profile and then tried to talk to you about it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

Favorite Story Quotes

"I give in, I give up, I just plain give." Draco Malfoy, Chapter 5, The Twelve Disasters of Christmas

UPDATES

Concerning updates to my multi-chapter stories. Updates will come when they come. Inspiration just falls out of the sky, so if I loose steam, oh well. I know that won't make my readers happy, but there's only so much a gal can do. I don't like forcing my writing. It makes it look bad.

IDEAS

I had a very interesting idea for a story. If anyone wants to try their hand, let me know so I can read it. Here it is:

Harry Potter teenager/early twenties dances to Simon Curtis's Brainwash. Preferably for Tony Stark, but anyone in the Avengers or HPverse. Preferably has a Grey or Dark Grey personality and isn't afraid to show off his perfect body. Extra points if you can put him in just a fedora and low-rise formal pants and maybe a loose tie.