I am in need of a beta. Yeah, you read that right. Anyone who has read my stories, and much more, anyone who has conversed with me via Skype or one of the boards I roam knows that I am prone to typos (rather, they are prone to me... anyway) but that is not my biggest problem. I have a few more ideas destroying my brain right now and have actually started to write one more Victor Creed story before my head explodes and I'd like to have some virtual cheese and wine with someone while discussing it :P My requirements are relatively simple-speak English and like Sabertooth. Be not squirmish about bloodshed and violence and be capable and willing to write more than "That was good". It does not contain an OC but Team X and a probably unknown (to most) Canon from the comics I found while doing some RP research. Yeah. Ramble over, please PM me.

I hate doing profiles. Who reads them anyway?

After keeping just this sentence from my old profile, here goes nothing. I have been a writer of fan fiction for quite a while, joined this nuthouse about three years ago. Anything else is none of your concern, but I know that my dedicated fans out there, the broad masses, are dying to find out more about their beloved author of so many delightful tales.

I was born. I have lived the past 25 years on planet earth. Last time I checked I was very female and "slightly" unhinged.

Slightly is, of course, a matter of definition. In this case, slightly as in... German beer is slightly better than North American brands. There, I said it. It is true.

Fun Facts

I randomly change hair colors every few weeks.

I am also known as Rambly McRandompants. Anyone who has ever received one of my dreaded reviews knows what I mean.

If they sold Hunter S. Thompson's writing style in bottles I'd buy and drink them all.

As a kid I thought Wolverine was way cool. Then they decided to make a movie and cast Hugh Jackman. That day was the end of it all.

One of my goals in life is kidnapping Hugh Jackman. Thanks to my partner in crime JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo it will come true.

We actually have it all planned out. Handcuffs, karaoke, sushi trail, airplane, salad. All there.

I have recently ventured deeper into a "slight" obsession I've had for Liev Schreiber.

This made me develop a split personality because no normal person can be that obsessed over two guys, right.

Doesn't matter. I officially added him to the kidnapping plot.

I am nuts. Actually, my accomplice is. I am Meow. Don't ask.

Youtube keeps killing my writing mojo.

I don't sleep a lot and in my spare time I actually am a mutant superhero, saving the planet.

Conspiracy theories are a hobby of mine.

I really don't like people but I am a very sociable hermit.

Now go do something useful.

Like visiting lievschreiberforum, that is a dot com address. And weheartrogan dot proboards dot com is equally awesome. What else do you need, huh?

"I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking, which is only fun for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling."

— Hunter S. Thompson