Plan Z

Inspiration: The Office

Basic Procedure: Buy out the Planet. Show up frequently during the day. Avoid being a weird boss like Michael Scott; would be bad for reputation. Bond with Clark over workplace hijinks and zany coworkers. Secure friendship.

Status: Failure

Reason for Failure: Despite Lois's constant ability to get into all kinds of ridiculous situations, the Planet has a shortage of zany coworkers and workplace hijinks. Security footage from when not around proves that presence of their boss was not significantly altering their behavior and, in general, the Planet is a reasonably professional workplace.

Additional Notes: Perry has developed an obsession with Elvis bordering on the fanatical. Find a way to use this.

Next part is "Plan Uh, Something" (Story ID: 8466632)