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Joined 12-29-08, id: 1784700, Profile Updated: 06-14-12
Author has written 31 stories for Heroes, Torchwood, Farscape, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, NCIS, Doctor Who, Angel, Hunger Games, Avengers, and Firefly.

I'm largely taking a break from fanfiction in order to focus on my own fiction, but I do have some fanfics in the planning stages:
Hunger Games: Sometimes, there are worse things than being reaped. Ainsley Sinclair fears the reaping like everyone else, but now he's got to face something beyond his worst nightmare.
Also several Avengers fics because feels :)
They will be coming, but don't hold your breath.

TV-wise, I love Game of Thrones, Castle, QI, NCIS Los Angeles, Sherlock, Dollhouse, Bones, NCIS, Firefly, Numb3rs, Mythbusters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Life, Farscape, Heroes, Battlestar Galactica, Babylon 5 and Stargate SG1. I also like a lot of old (old to me, anyway) comedy, like The Goodies, Monty Python, Allo Allo, The Two Ronnies and Hogan's Heroes, and Blackadder, less old but still funny. Basically sci-fi, cop shows, very selective comedy and a couple of others for a good mix.

My favourite book at the moment is The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, but that position is incredibly changeable. My absolute favourite author (ie. liking all their books) is divided between Jodi Picoult, Terry Pratchett and Lois McMaster Bujold. I guess I'd say I like Picoult for real-life, Pratchett for comedy and Bujold for sci-fi/fantasy. Also up on my awesome list of awesome authors are Tad Williams (massive confusing epic fantasy), Elizabeth Moon (sci-fi saga and fantasy), JRR Tolkien (duh), Eoin Colfer (real-life fantasy (yes, it's a thing)), Karen Rose (really twisted murder mysteries), Rick Cook (very old fantasy), and M.K. Wren (post-apocalyptic dystopia). I also quite like Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead.

I'm an 18 year old girl and I'm currently studying psychology at university. I like writing (obviously), reading (also fairly obvious), dancing (only when there's no-one watching), singing (very badly), drawing (only slightly better), swimming (slightly worse), and diving (appallingly).

I'll beta just about anything if you want grammar or spelling checks, (there is nothing worse than a great story ruined by lack of a beta pass) but please check my profile if you want anything more specific.

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What No One Else Sees by Aggie2011 reviews
Natasha Romanoff had looked down the length of her assassin's arrow and known it was over - her life was going to end. But then he'd paused, something had flashed over his eyes, and he'd lowered the arrow. Clint Barton had been sent to kill her - he made a different call. (Pre-Avengers, NO SLASH, Vantage Point Universe)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,008 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Returning To The Start by Akanesi reviews
It is a great tragedy, to be destroyed from the inside out, by the things you have done. No one is blaming you for them, no one even knows they are there, but the small voice in the back of your head is raging. It is making you feel guilt. It is tearing you down and setting you aflame.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,212 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Worse Than Pain by sirensbane reviews
The Chitauri take their revenge.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
MC Hammer Can't Touch This by Cider Sky reviews
"Mjolnir has it out for him. He knows it sounds ridiculous but it's the only proper explanation." Or, 5-times Mjolnir almost took Clint out and the 1-time it all made sense kind of .
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 219 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Falling Asleep on a Teammate by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
OT6 or Gen - 5 times, 1 time style - 5 times the Avengers fell asleep on a teammate, and the one time they all fell asleep together. Can be read as everyone/everyone, or completely gen no pairings
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
Caught With Your Pants Down by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 12: There's a surprise attack at a hot springs and the team, deprived of their usual weapons, must learn to improvise. -MacGyvengers!, Crack!-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
One Week by dancer4ver reviews
And when all was said and done, they couldn't even remember how the fight started. AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Puffy, the Vampire Tolerator by Dilleniidae Salicacea reviews
Buffy as though written by Douglas Adams with a hangover -- through a shot glass, darkly. Silly, indefensibly inane chronicles of an incompetent vampire and a listless, laissez-faire slayer. Names changed to protect the dignity of the original characters.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
I Am The Walrus by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
Challenge response fic originally written in 2004. Season 5: the Monks of Dagon decide to send the Key to the Slayer in the form of something other than a sister. With no Dawn in Sunnydale events go somewhat differently.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Buffy S., Spike
Olaf Through The Stargate by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
When Willow’s spell to banish Olaf the Troll misfires and sends him not to the Land of the Trolls but to the Asgard this leads, inevitably, to battle, plunder, and merry sport among the stars. How will the Goa’uld cope with the primal force that is Olaf?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Early To Rise by Beer Good reviews
Post series. Early one morning a zombie apocalypse strikes Cleveland, much to the annoyance of Spike and Buffy who really had better things to do than battle the living dead. Luckily, this is a zombie apocalypse with a difference. Fluffy Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Rebirth Again by fuxfell reviews
A death knight finds herself back in the clutches of her old master, and he's not happy about her betrayal, as he sees it. Warning: Contains violence, torture, and sex. And romance, sort of. Dark fic. Arthas/OC.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Arthas Menethil - Complete
You Could've Just Asked, Owen by Hecken92 reviews
Owen takes a walk. And finds something unexpected involving Jack and Ianto... Definately worth a read!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
You Better Beware That Vamp's Ire by VickyVicarious reviews
Just a little bit of Spike/Dawn humor/friendship-fluff. Set early-to-mid S5, I guess, without any Spuffy romance angle.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
Faces and Names by Beer Good reviews
You can change your name, you can change your face, but can you change who you are? Mickey tries to find out the Doctor's name... only to find out the hard way why it's a good idea to keep your name to yourself. Hitchhiker's Guide xover.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - 9th Doctor, Mickey S. - Complete
The Trouble With Bunnies by truly-tazi reviews
A play on the idea of plot bunnies. Pure humor. Spike/Angel
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Angel, Spike - Complete
The Sound of Novelty Songs by cheri1 reviews
10th Doctor with Rose, Jack and Simm!Master. Humor AU After years of searching for just the right thing to drive the Doctor insane, the Master has finally found the most fiendish thing in the universe. Cheesy novelty songs. One Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Elves, Gremlins and Eskimoes by Beer Good reviews
Simpsons crossover: W&H fire Angel and bring in someone much more evil to get the company back in the red again. Now Angel Investigations have to turn to someone who knows how to fight this new enemy... someone in the small town of Springfield. COMPLETE.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Angel
Dawn of the Dead by Beer Good reviews
Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Dawn S. - Complete
Savage Beauty by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
AU, everybody's human. Buffy is the Prime Minister of Iceland, Spike is a Jivaro headhunter in the Brazilian rainforest. Can they get together despite all odds? Also WillowTara, XanderAnya.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Buffy S., Spike
Gee Whiz by Djinn1 reviews
Just a little parody...think Mad Magazine or a Saturday Night Live skit.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2001
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Bribery reviews
There is one way that Pepper, and only Pepper, can bribe Tony Stark. At the start of the whole Avengers mess, she gets her chance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Take This reviews
Very, very few people are allowed to hand things to Tony Stark. Steve has to fight to become one of them, and in the process, becomes something more.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Tranquility reviews
Punishment for his actions was inevitable. It was not supposed to be something he wanted, but Loki being Loki, he could enjoy his own sentence. He had not expected to gain such advantages. He had not expected to find strength in silence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Loki - Complete
Kiss And Tell reviews
Allspeak is contagious, and everybody's getting it, except for Tony. Or should that be, everybody's getting some, except for Tony...?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Mind Controlling Loki Is Not As Fun As It Sounds reviews
When the Avengers use Loki's staff to mind-slave him, it seems to work pretty well. Until it doesn't. Clint is juvenile, Thor is loving, Tony isn't getting any, Natasha is, Steve is embarrassed and Bruce is just the right amount of angry.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Shutting Up The God Of Lies reviews
Tony and Bruce find something to silence Loki before he can talk his way out of SHIELD custody.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Let's Hope They Tip Well reviews
The Avengers are perhaps the most extraordinary group in existence. What happens when two geniuses, two assassins, one super-soldier and one god try something normal, like staying in a hotel? Sure, they can save the world, but can they save housekeeping from early retirement?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Control: The 100th Hunger Games reviews
"The male and female tributes will be the most disabled children in the district." Aviary Karradi, unable to walk since an accident four years ago, is reaped. She shouldn't have a hope, but if everybody's as weak as she is, does she have a chance?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,564 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
No One I Love reviews
Johanna Mason thinks the jabberjays can't hurt her. She's wrong. It's not the people who love that hurt you... it's just people. Is there strength to survive the hurt, and make them hurt back? WARNING: DARK
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Johanna M. - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
When Buffy leaves after sending Angel to hell, she doesn't know or care what will happen to her, until she runs into Spike, and discovers the man behind the demon. Sure, she's lonely, but that alone can't explain the magnetic attraction between them...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Not A Day For Hope reviews
Joyce goes into Buffy's room after she leaves, and tries to find some trace of her, something to show that she's coming back.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Joyce S. - Complete
Whoops! reviews
Alternate Season 3 with Rose as the Companion. It doesn't go very well for the human race...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Special reviews
Buffy needs Faith because she gives her a wild, impulsive edge. Faith needs Buffy because she gives her a controlled, prepared edge. The Chosen Two work best as a pair, and this is why.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Summer reviews
Gwen, new to Torchwood, asks Ianto about Jack's dress habits. Surely he can't wear that heavy coat in summer, can he? Rated T because it's Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
Children of Earth reviews
During Day 3, Jack does one thing differently and everything changes. Spoilers for episodes 3, 4, and 5.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Losing Her reviews
In the end she's only human, and he can't bear to lose her. But he can't save her either...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Replacement reviews
Buffy learns the difference between 'life' and 'being alive' when somebody replaces her. Everybody believes the new person is Buffy - except for Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Handcuffs reviews
Wesley slips up and Angel's not going to let him forget it... Set during 2x20, Over the Rainbow.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Angel, Wesley W.P.
Song of the Green reviews
Illyria can hear the thoughts of the plants... This is what they say to her, and what she thinks of that.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Illyria - Complete
Some Serenity reviews
Spike finds his way onto Serenity, and finds some serenity of his own with the help of one of her crew.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Spike, River - Complete
In Which Xander is Not an Idiot reviews
Set in the last minutes of the fight in Dirty Girls, episode 7x18. Xander isn't an idiot this time around and there's a big payoff.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
One True Love reviews
The Doctor muses on the one he really loves above all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Mossad Knows reviews
Tony is creeped out by the depths of Mossad's intel.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Out of Phase reviews
Warren's latest superweapon has some unexpected side-effects. Why does this never happen to anyone else? T for implied language.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Warren M. - Complete
End Of The Line
What happens when Suzie, called to be the Slayer, never remembers her Slayer dreams? More than you might think...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
In The Future reviews
Set just after KKBB, 2x01. Jack said something that has Ianto worried.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Connected reviews
Pilot dies. What will the crew of Moya have to do to survive?
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Too Close For Comfort reviews
Right at the start of KKBB/2x01, Jack shoots the blowfish. Except this time he missed. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
If John Came Back reviews
What if John returned some time after Exit Wounds? What would he do?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Jack H., John H. - Complete
Understanding reviews
Gabriel's managed to control his hunger, but what if Sylar tried to get back out? What's strong enough to stop the killer inside him?
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Total Absorption
Chelsea thinks she is absolutely ordinary, but then discovers she can do something totally extraordinary. Desperate to control her ability, she turns to the only people who offer help, but bad just turns to worse... OC, pre-series 1.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Noah B./HRG - Complete