The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own, but hidden danger within Erebor means he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain - to do so he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC

Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

"Do you remember what I told you, the night of the ball? The world's going to need some of that light after I'm done with him." Klaus looks up at the setting sun and with one breath, blows it out. / klaroline, forwood, delena, mattlena, salvaforbes. FOR DJ.

Two siblings, an ocean away from home, get swept up in the chaos of a changing world. One trying to remember the feel of a smile, the other trying to lay plans. Everything changes when they let the outcast of a group into their circle. Daryl/OC This is a slow and I mean slow, proper Daryl/OC story. Combination of comics and show. Current time frame: season 3

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

When Lisbet and her brother accidentally discovered dangerous information about the Emperor, they fled from Coruscant to distant Tatooine to escape being found out. Lisbet thinks that her life is over on the barren planet, until she meets a stranger who lives in the Jundland Waste - and she learns that maybe Tatooine is a place for beginnings, too. Post-RotS, Obi-Wan/OC

Sequel to "The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby." After surviving the War of the Ring, Meghan and Legolas go to Mirkwood to start building the rest of their lives together. But things never go quite as smoothly as planned... [cover image by IndigoUmbrella]

You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?

"Our brother's a vampire and you wake the dead. There, I said it. Nobody's running for the hills. Nobody's coming at us with pitchforks." "It's the 21st century, Bekah. They'd use rifles." — or, the one where Rebekah exploits mug tricks for extra tips, Klaus is a passive-mostly-aggressive piemaker, and Caroline just wants to know why Klaus refuses to touch her. PUSHING DAISIES AU.

In a post-apocalyptic world, Elena and Klaus learn to symbiote. With sex.

When the crew of the Ghost voted not to go back and save Ezra in Spark of Rebellion, he found his own way out - and started down a path of darkness and madness. Now the only thing anchoring him to the side of the light is a certain Force sensitive teen he picks up on Tatooine who can only barely keep his new friend in line on their adventures, and is loving every minute of it.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

The last thing Daryl Dixon wants to do is go undercover at a fancy gala, let alone with a rookie partner. But when their simple recon mission turns into something a little more dangerous, secret agents Dixon and Greene will have to work together to make it out alive. (spies!au, no zombies, bonus fake married!)

Alice Miller was never the sci-fi type of girl. In fact, quite the opposite. So being sucked into a galaxy far, far away, not the best possible thing that could have happened... Light, comic ramble through the Star Wars trilogy with an out-of-her-time heroine.

"He'd only just gotten her home two years prior. She needed to relax, to settle... not bring back memories of hanging upon every glorious word of that wizard's tales or think of adventures! At least, Bilbo sincerely hoped that was what she needed, because if it wasn't he had no idea what he was doing..."

"That, miss, is the root of bravery. You worry about survival, about being a burden. Consider this: you have been thrown into a world unfamiliar to you. Even more challenging, you were left to fend for yourself in a cave with no light, resources, or knowledge of your whereabouts, and yet you live. That is a feat. You are stronger than you think." Tenth walker; Eventual Aragorn/OC

Every girl has three guys in her life. The one she loves, the one she hates, and the one she can't live without. And in the end, they're all the same guy. Going into her junior year, Laci McCall's going to have to choose who that is; Isaac, or Derek? With the pack of alphas in town, she may not get the chance to choose. Starts at Season 1.

When Elena wakes up after thirty-six years, the world she's known is gone.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Evgenís is a high born Lady of Myr travelling with her father to bring goods to Winterfell for the arrival of the King and Queen. Though she is everything a well bred Lady should be, she is barren, and can never hope to marry high or at all. But when her Septa reads of a marriage in her coffee grinds, she wonders if the North can bring her the hope she longs for.

They've been married for ten years now, and there isn't a day that goes by that they don't think about each other. 5 part fic spanning the course of Cousland/Alistair's marriage. Eventual Inquisition spoilers.

After his parents' funeral Thoren, son of Thorin, comes across a leather-bound journal in their old rooms. As he opens it he finds himself facing their story: There and Never Back Again... Eventually Thorin/OC.

Evelyn is smack in the middle of finals week when she is struck by a drunk driver and finds herself dumped in a strangely familiar forest. All she wants is to go home, but she doesn't know how - so all she can do is tag along with a group of short, grumpy bearded men on their quest to slay a dragon. / / From the author of "The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby."

(ON HIATUS) Re-imagines the end of 1x12 "Code Breaker" and explores a very different aftermath of the fight with Peter Hale, in which the survivors are left heavily traumatized, attempting to learn how to live and coexist in a world where the concepts of love, survival, and family are becoming increasingly complex. Rated "M" for violence and eventual (really) strong sexuality.

Thorin Oakenshield lost his family's fortune and estate at the hands of trickery and violence of a cunning businessman Smaug. With a crew of thirteen aspiring robbers, a man with a vendetta against Smaug and the journalist that was unwillingly sucked into the plot he is determined to pull a daring heist so he may take back his own. All rights to ragadasts, owner of the idea.

Klaus takes Caroline on a trip, but he's the one to see the world.

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

Angels, demons, and Winchesters have made it to the top of Harry's black list, but first impressions are rarely right, and a glass of scotch can soothe anyone's temper. Starts mid season 3 and spans several seasons. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence. Now completed.

An employee of the Soviets, Doctor Lacey Turner is assigned to revive a certain human weapon subject who will change her life forever. Set a few years before the Avengers. Bucky Barnes/OC

She leans in close, suckles on his earlobe. "You couldn't ruin me if you tried." klaus/rebekah/stefan in the 20's.

So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.

Bard hardly has time to provide for himself and his mother, let alone moon after girls. Then a wealthy merchant family moves back into Lake-town, and their beautiful daughter catches his eye and his heart. But meddling parents, his own poverty, and an up and coming political figure all seem to be conspiring against them. Bard/OC, set eighteen years before the events of The Hobbit.

The Originals have thirty days left to live, and all Rebekah wants to do is learn how to drive. Stefan, Kol, Klaus and Caroline come along for the ride. klaus/caroline, stefan/rebekah, elena/elijah & ensemble cast

Primatech sends Elle to Forks to investigate the Cullens' abilities, and Edward finally meets someone outside his family who interests him. What kind of relationship can a vampire have with the Company girl whose job is to spy on and capture him?

A rather inconvenient side effect of getting his soul back was that Sam didn't remember that one werewolf hunt that had left him not quite so human. Led by his new instincts, he goes looking for his mate... Rated M for sexual content. Werewolf Sam!

Post-series slight AU Ned/Olive. One-shot. "Ned the Pie Maker feels that something has changed. He doesn't like it." In which the roles are reversed and Ned does some pining for once, and we're just going to ignore the final line of the series in regards to Olive Snook's future.

Back in England, teenage Susan begins to have nightmares about the "Golden" Age. When she realizes the dreams are actually forgotten memories, she will stop at nothing to prevent her family from falling apart again — even trying to change the past. Part III of "The Secret Chronicles of Narnia Trilogy."

AU ..Klaus/Caroline.. The body falls between them with a heavy thud and Klaus smiles, reaching forward, burying his hands in her golden hair and pulling her close. Her mouth is stained in red and she smiles when he licks at her lips.

As a fledgling, Castiel had a very big, very interesting family. Each story will stand on its own and will consist of three chapters. Final story's up: All great things come from humble beginnings. Humble beginnings become great things when someone believes in them.

He's weak when she comes to see him. Weak and so frustrated, stripped of everything that has ever made him different, everything he has always wanted to be free of. [Faora/Supes, missing scene, i can't even with these two, etc etc]

AU. After her family moves to Beacon Hills, Amy is quickly swept up in the drama and danger that pervade the deceptively sleepy town. Eventual Derek/OC. Strong language and adult themes. **REVISED, and bear in mind that this was posted in 2011 :-)**

A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.

Ty gave her a small sheepish smile in apology as he took his backpack and went into the corner without a word. Anders followed after him with a bag in one hand and the other holding the long limbed toddler against his hip.

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

Chapter 17, Kiss Me Like A Soldier Heading For War. Col. George Walker-Smythe dines with two Pevensies: one is a Crow; the other is an Ass. Edmund begins a tale for Morgan. Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. Part 3 of The Stone Gryphon.

Kili's not all that much to look at, by dwarf standards. The tale of how he discovers his passion for music and of his very first 'conquest' (wink, wink). Plenty of humorous brotherly affection, mischief, & an adorably infatuated Kili.

Scott discovers a body in the woods-and he's the killer. Can he finally learn to control his other side? Or will he end up severing his last ties to his humanity? Takes place between Seasons 2 and 3. Many thanks to AwasteofBytes for being my ever patient and supportive beta reader. Warning: Gore, no LAX

Seven dwarven women, sick of always being the ones left behind, set out on a quest to track Thorin and his company with the intention of ensuring the safety, sanity, and supply of knitted garments of all involved. Along the way they meet a slightly deranged wild child living off of stolen troll food, who has a rather improper crush on the dwarf King. Kili/OC, Thorin/OC

Prompt from the kink meme: If we could never, ever tell Mike I pissed in his closet, that would be really really great.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Kíli nocks his bow and points it at his brother.

Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

Post-movie. Bilbo Baggins goes for a night walk, gains a rather unusual pet and brings new meaning to the words 'it followed me home, can I keep it'. Done for a kink-meme prompt.

What if the Arkenstone were, in fact, a Silmaril? The lure of the Arkenstone and its origin seem to indicate as much. Where there is a Silmaril, the House of Fëanor will not be far behind. This only serves to make Thorin Oakenshield's quest to reclaim his home and treasure much more complicated. AU scenario wich includes First Age reborn Elves. First part of three.

On the day that Lord Voldemort fell, at dawn, Harry Potter obtained the last of the Deathly Hallows. In that moment, stretching into endlessness, he faces the Doomsman - and the choice of his life. Fate beckons on the sound of an endless symphony.

It was a love that was doomed from the start, but Thorin couldn't help himself, and Dis didn't care.

Nathan/OC. Strong language! I changed the rating from M because - let's be honest - if you're watching the show, nothing in here will scandalize you. Sporadic updates.

Where's the Hallmark card for Sorry The Zombies Got Your Mom? -— Damon/Caroline, Elena/Elijah, Stefan/Rebekah, Kol/Bonnie, J/T/M brotp. AU

I have the strangest dreams sometimes, Rory said, apropos of almost nothing. The absolute strangest.

At the end of Avengers Loki is bond by magical chains that suppress his magic along with the very thing that makes Loki, Loki. This results in a cosmic hiccup that causes Colin Gunderson, the mortal incarnation of Loki, to move in. And Colin may not know what is going on, but he's sure he doesn't like being poked and prodded at by strange shadow governments.

Thorin Oakenshield knows the Horseman's Word.

The summer after their sophomore year, Scott is trying to stay out of werewolf business. He thinks it's working out pretty well for him. Until it isn't. Post Season 2, Scott/Isaac, hints of Derek/Stiles.

Thorin Oakenshield tends to the education of his nephews, and worries about the blasphemy of fatherless toddlers.

Jim Moriarty, Loki Laufeyson, the Master. With three egos that big plus a slightly bitter gunman sharing one London flat, things can get... interesting. Honestly, their arch-rivals teaming up- with two hunters and an angel to boot- is the least of their worries. A series of instalments with crossovers everywhere and a good dollop of utter crack.

What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.

Scott had the opportunity to get his cure, or at least he thought so. Now as the new Alpha, Scott has to struggle to keep his humanity and pull back from his urges. With new difficulties, conflicts and distractions, Scott will be tested in more than one way.

"do you still love her?" he looked over at her, a dark brow quirked upwards as he answered, "at times i think i still do. but i've found my thoughts are slowly being overtaken by someone else as of late." ; killian/emma, killian/ariel reminiscent.

First story in the WMC series. Dean and Sam get on a random plane in Los Angeles to exorcise a demon intent on crashing the plane. Once they are successful, they realize the plane has landed them in Sydney, Australia. Annoyed, they book the first flight back...on Oceanic 815.

"I lost my first boy, a little black-haired beauty. He was a fighter too, tried to beat the fever that took him." What if Cersei's first son lived, Melisandre thought he was the Chosen One, Viserys was assassinated by Jorah Mormont before Dany could marry Drogo? Harry Potter undertones.

"If she weren't worried about waking Kol up, she would have screamed for Elijah to stop the car." Rebekah, Elijah, Kol, and a road trip of some sort. / Rebekah-centric, Post 3x22

Bella is destroyed when the Cullens leave, after Charlie gets a job offer in Virginia, they move to Mystic Falls to start over. Bella soon discovers that she can slowly mend her broken heart with the help of new friends. Set in New Moon.

Jane Foster suspects why she has been relocated. But then another version of herself appears, warning her that the seams of space-time will rip apart if she does not complete this task: save Loki from the Avengers, with only a violet stone to guide her.

Susan and Peggy go shooting; Peter and Steve walk into a bar; Crow, Spider, and Hawk fight the Cold War; Hulk like Lucy. Written for the 2012 Narnia Fic Exchange. AU for The Last Battle; also includes Marvel comics, Captain America: The First Avenger; and The Incredible Hulk 2008

Post-2x15: Elijah succeeds in kidnapping Elena, Katherine is out of the tomb and the Salvatore brothers have one hell of a mess to fix. Sometimes you have no choice but to make a deal with the devil. If you can get the devil to make a deal with you... Elijah/Elena.

Teen Wolf!AU. In which Stefan may or may not be the Norman Bates of werewolves and Caroline wonders why her best friend couldn't have turned into, like, a vampire. Also, Klaus is probably pure evil. — Klaus/Caroline, Stefan.

A malicious act by Jackson tears away the walls around a family secret and Scott's world is completely turned upside down. Response to LadySilver's Sensory Overload Challenge

Scott only had one place he could go to now. And it wasn't back home.

Instead of Stiles, Scott is the one that goes to talk to Jackson in the van.

The first time Stiles sneaks into Scott's room, they are eleven. After that it becomes more of a habit than anything. Scott/Stiles.

A destiny destroyed, a light extinguished, a path turned away from. A collection of drabbles about Dean and Sam as demons.

Tyr the one-armed, god of glory and honour - never let it be said that the universe does not have a sense of irony...

Chicago wasn't the first time they'd met. It was just one time of many. Klaus/Stefan. Written for the bigbang mixup on LJ, mix by tartugax, art by saltzatore.

After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.

After all, he is smarter, he is cleverer, he is the better liar, he knows her favorite songs, he brings her flowers, he treats her like a queen— and forever is a very long time for a vampire. — Klaus-centric. Klaus/Caroline, Elijah.

This is no homecoming. Post-movie.

When it's all said and done, Elena's lost everything; but she's not the only one. There is one other person who understands, one other person who will help her.

Only one thing was for sure, 1864 sucked. Time-travel fic. Damon/Caroline. Day #10 of The Month of Caroline challenge.

The Curse is broken and Elena is mourning the dead. Katherine's three hundred year pursuit and quest for survival is concluded. The doppelgangers begin to realize the full extent of their connection. Please R&R.

In Georgia hunting a skinwalker, Dean saw Sam. AU. Like, really.

God has a weird sense of humor. Post-apocalypse, Team Free Will gets a reward: an all-expenses-paid trip to the world of Harry Potter! As eleven year olds. Typical.

Sequel to Resilience: Edward makes a dangerous new friend, while Bella, Peter, Claire, and Elle continue their fight against Arthur and make dangerous new enemies.

Explosions, conspiracies, spies, hijackings and two very irritated Starfleet captains looking for alternative, satisfactory methods of conflict resolution.

It's like this: one minute she barely exists, and then she suddenly really does. -—lily/loki

"He'd like to tell her he's done so for a thousand years, trying and failing to keep up with them, with the blood he will always betray, and never forget."

Lesson one: Family is everything. Lesson two: Never leave your gun in the car. Lesson three: Sometimes lesson two is the more important one to remember.

Finn Mikaelson had a life, once. He had a family. There's nothing left for him now.

"Are you sure? Because if you don't dance with me to this tasteless and drab Top 40 song, I'm going to have to compel the bartender into taking the night off to keep me company," he drawls. -— Kol/Bonnie, Klaus/Caroline aside. Complete

"This is nauseating. If you two insist on having sex, at least have the decency to do it somewhere I don't sit." — Kol/Caroline, Klaus/Caroline, Damon/Rebekah.

A boy gets dumped by a vampire and a wolfgirl tries to cheer him up. A genderswap rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse.

elena/elijah. "His breath catches in his throat and he thinks himself ridiculous, being rendered breathless by the simple smile of a twenty-one year old."

After the events of "Dangerous Liaisons", Elena makes a fateful choice. Desperate to put a stop to Esther's plan, she finds herself offering an alliance to the one person she'd wanted to see destroyed. Klaus/Elena, Elena/Elijah

Jackson is starting to remember what happened six years ago in the Hale fire. Rate T just in case.

Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long.

Castiel is part of an underground network helping angels fall, in resistance to heaven. At the same time that a fallen angel by the name of Dean Winchester turns up, some in the network are murdered by Michael's forces – by a spy. How is Dean connected?

Sherlock/Doctor Who. Because Sherlock was an extraordinary man, and all his life there'd been these small, inconsistent details that would tip his moments on their sides and he'd stop and feel the world spin. A series of interconnected oneshots.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

In the wake of a treaty, Prince Loki of Jotunheimr travels to Asgard for the first time, where he meets the woman warrior-in-training, Sif. The volatile and intense bond stuck between them will alter the relationship between the two realms forever. AU.

The rules to dimension-hopping, Jesse realized numbly, were fairly simple. 1 Meddle not in the affairs of demi-gods, for they're quick to anger and will make your life a living hell. 2 Never let a very annoying archangel decide that you're 'interesting'

She looks into his eyes and there's a hunger there. He represses it; she wishes he wouldn't.

Daryl doesn't really know how to deal with the man who follows him around, acting like he's his brother, but he learns to live with it. TWD/Boondock Saints crossover, character death.

Stefan/Klaus. Written for tvd hiatus over on LJ, the original prompt was: Klaus and Stefan drunk and alone in Stefan's apartment the night he showed Klaus the list of his kills.

It's one second chance too many. Castiel comes back, and things aren't really okay.

Rebekah just likes to have fun.

In between 5.16 and 5.17, on his bender, Castiel finds a list of seven deadly sins that he's been carrying around. Drunk, he decides to experience them all--with a little help from a familiar demon.

Set after Founders Day. Elena wakes up from a coma thinking that a confrontation with Katherine put her in the hospital only to find that the date is August 19, 2009 and she's been in a coma ever since the car accident that killed her parents.

"I believe that you owed my grandmother a dance, soldier." When a figure straight from Peggy Carter's bedtime stories shows up, Darcy Lewis has no choice but to see the tale concluded. Darcy, Steve/Peggy

We could, you know, see planets and be lonely together and stuff. -—Lily runs away with the Doctor; for Jenny.

Stefan can't quite be what Klaus wants him to be, but that doesn't mean he isn't trying. Ultra-short drabble, Klaus/Stefan.

CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN. LOOK FOR HOWLING. Damon Salvatore wanted her because of her blood. He kept her for other reasons... Damon/OC, Tyler/OC

She was seven when her parents came clean to her about her mother's affair. Harry Potter/ Supernatural crossover.

Elena freaks out when she discovers her bathroom mirror is haunted by the ghost of Jonas Martin. His message leads Elena down a different path, and into several strange relationships.

You know, in almost two years, I've never bothered you.  I've never asked you for a thing. - Dean, 1.01 Pilot. While Sam is at Stanford, Dean tries to keep busy.

The Impala finally gets the chance to love Dean back. The problem is, Castiel seems to be in its way.

Adam Milligan is among Sam's many sins. The wall falls, and Sam remembers. Post 5.22 - 6.22.

Klaus always gets what he wants. And just because he sometimes doesn't take the direct approach, that doesn't mean he's less single-minded about it. Klaus/Elena.

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

Caroline's revenge for what he almost did to her spans years.

Time passes, yet Klaus manages to stay present in Elena's life. She can only hold out for so long.

Dean is 6, Sammy is 2, and it's Independence Day the Impala way.

It's Christmastime. Dean is 4 with Sammy in the car seat. The firemen said they could go back into the house to pick up a few things.

Mycroft Holmes and Bernard Black have an Epic Bromance. Sherlock/Black Books crossover.

Damon and Elena meet a little sooner, while her throat is still bare.

Castiel is not all knowing, but he does notice a few things. In which there is a library, saltines, and careful hydration. Also known as "author is a fan of ridiculous Sam and Cas gen."

A detailed look at Connor and Murphy's life and relationship, up to their time in prison. Aromantic/Asexual Twins as platonic life partners.

Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover

Cor loves his new life in Archenland, but it's much harder for his sister to leave the past behind her…especially when she discovers a terrifying secret, and the only man who can help her is the one she fears the most. Peter/OFC

E/O CHALLENGE: 100 words on the nose ending with the words: "I'm driving." Dean Winchester and the Archangel Michael, post Apocalypse.

It's not fair. It's just not frigging FAIR. Once he's dead, you'd think a guy was entitled to a bit of peace, but noooooo, his luck's not that good. "F**k my life. F**k my afterlife." A one-shot. **Now with Chapterlet 2: some answers for The Readers.

Dean Winchester walks into a bar as a virgin. After this, that never happens again. Dean/Other Het . Spoilers: No. Warnings: Dean is underage.

Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.

Damon takes Elena on his little road trip to Georgia. Elena, distraught over her resemblence to Katherine, decides to let loose with surprising consequences. Canon through "Bloodlines." Follows most of the show plot with Damon-ic twists...

Okay, Henricksen's got it - Ben's the crazy one; Alec's the cocky one; Dean's the one with the smart mouth. Or is it the other way around? Goddamned triplets.

Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.

In the aftermath of Klaus' ritual Stefan's attempts to save Damon from the wolf bite have unexpected consequences. Now history is repeating and Damon can't seem to stop making all the same mistakes he did before but with brand new consequences. 1864 AU.

"You are cordially invited to the wedding of Donna Temple-Noble and the Doctor." When Rose breaks into her true universe, she learns her world is being stolen...but she won't give him up without a fight. FINAL CHAPTER.

Sally Sparrow only owns 17 DVDs. Casa Erotica 13 is one of them.

The boys go to Mission City, following a rumour of a haunted car.

sequel to "Sweet Caroline". The Salvatore brothers have returned to Mystic Falls to reclaim their lost love. Competition ensues and danger is just around the corner as Caroline delves deeper into the secret of her attack and scattered dreams. S/C/D

Inspired by the brilliant Firefly fic "notes on a fridge on a spaceship". One day, a post-it appeared on a dashboard, and then everything changed.

Sam starts wearing gloves when he's around twelve. From then on, the Winchesters' lives can never be the same anymore.

Caroline had only wanted to forget her problems with Damon and Matt for a while. She was terified of what was about to happen... A vampire Diaries/Interview with a Vampire Crossover

X-Men: First Class fic. It's three years later, but Charles can still feel the sand between his fingers and see the panic in Erik's eyes.

In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.

"How about this," he said, licking off his pink mustache. "You forget you asked that, sign my Witch Weekly, and I will… well, I'll forget you asked that. You can call me Gabriel."

Pre-film. Loki has always been one for mischief and causing trouble. What many seem to forget is that he was also the one to deal with said troubles. Stories of Loki and Thor based roughly on the myths.

Katherine Pierce pretends to be cold and unfeeling, but she still remembers a story about a girl named Katerina. A story of the survival of Katerina Petrova & Katherine Pierce. (Katherine/Elijah, Katherine/Klaus, Katherine/Stefan, Katherine/Damon, Katherine/Mason, Katherine/Trevor)

I alone know, as I think I do know, / your love beside Thor, / and that was the wicked Loki.

Three years after her father consented to be Castiel's vessel for the second time, Claire goes to find her Uncle Jacob. He thinks it might be because she had nowhere else to go, but he's not sure.

She felt her eyes change, the veins bulging and her fangs popping out with a swift little 'click'. "Retract those claws kitten, you won't be needing those until next time."

Deep down, she knows she can't resist him forever. Klaus/Elena/Elijah.

Gabriel's just past his two thousandth birthday the first time he runs away, but Lucifer tells him he's acting more like he's nine hundred.

AU: She dies peacefully in his arms.

AU: Elena looks down at the body on the ground. "I…I killed someone," she whispers.

I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me But… If people who work with computers have funny ideas about dating, imagine what someone who lives inside one would think. SamXQuorra

In the immediate aftermath of Klaus successfully breaking the curse it becomes apparent that he was not the only hybrid in town. He was just the only one who knew it. Caroline is the first to notice...

Katherine & Elena get trapped in Klaus's web: Katherine snorts. "And what, you want us to entertain you?" (Elena/Katherine, Klaus)

So this is how it's supposed to end? Lucifer, all up in my face, his Vessel's face flaking off all over my jacket? A Blade twisting my Grace away? Don't bet on it kiddo. How many times do I gotta tell you? You can't trick a Trickster.

Draws from the rampant speculation about the vampire-is-also-a-werewolf reveal in episode 2x19, 'Klaus'. Damon and Klaus following Klaus' successful attempt to break the curse.

Romana decides to investigate the cracks, but something keeps her from doing it the way she had planned. See author's note for a full list of characters. Complete!

Inside the shell of every vampire lurks the ghost of who they used to be. Damon thought his ghost long gone. He was wrong. Now he's not the only one who has to face the consequences. A story of delirium, acceptance, and chasing ghosts.

Even in a magical school in Scotland, Bod is reminded of home.

The Master is left alone with the Doctor's latest companion and begins to want her for his own. Dark-ish themes.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Response to two challenges; fragments of 100, 90, 80, etc. words about the first Narnian winter after the long one...and the unusual visitor who enlivened it.

Written for ladyhouston and the Write For Relief meme. Prompt was: "Turns out Sheldon's a Time Lord. He takes Penny along as a companion."

River/Doctor, and the dangers of sleeping in the Doctor's bed.

Love isn't just for dreamers, you know. -— Dominique/Edmund, crossover

Two vampires meet in New York and explore the meaning of life, love and death. Nate/Caroline. Day #3 of The Month of Caroline challenge. Complete.

Challenge response: Perhaps things could have played out differently. Some discussion of underage sexual content, no explicit material.

Science, philosophy, magic, and faith; moments in the life of Susan Pevensie and Francis Lupin, 1951-1955.

In which Hugo thinks he can prove fiction and Rose thinks he is a complete berk. One Shot. Complete.

Years after the Winchesters go down forever, hunters started turning up dead.

"It's so not a big deal. He was hot, we had sex and then he...found out I was a vampire." DeanCaroline

Quite dark and odd. An hommage to the very distinctive style of one of my favorite authors-tense changes are deliberate. Pretzels to anyone who knows who it is and doesn't hate me for the sacrilege . Mentions of drug use and abortion

You may think you know Louis and Lestat's story, but how very wrong you are. Claudia was there in the beginning, but she wasn't the one who was turned and taken with the vampires. I was. My name is Elizabeth, and this is the story of my adventures. R&R!

One-off: What if Elijah had been in love with the original Petrova?

1975: Torchwood sends Jack Harkness on a mission to infiltrate the DHARMA Initiative. But Jack isn't the only time-traveler on the Island.

They're all that's left. All of the might of the Time Lords, everything of it that remains in all the universe, distilled down and contained in just two fragile bodies. *Sound of Drums/Last of the Time Lords*

After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE

Rose will do anything to get home. Ianto will do anything for Lisa.

How many moments make up a life? Can you count all the pinpricks of light? EDIT: CHAP. 27 "Bias" HAS BEEN POSTED! -Siblingfic. Book and Moviebased.-

Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.

Lucy dreams, because somewhere out there, there's a world for dreamers. ―- LucyEdmund, narnia crossover

There's a name for the brand of frustration he incites, and if she'd known it sooner, she would have left him in jail. Jump The Shark AU. Adam/Jo friendship.

It doesn't matter how far or deep he buries himself, his brother always sniffs him out. Post "Swan Song". Adam fic.

"When they are children, Moriarty is a game. A story they tell only to each other, in whispers." Jim and Molly Moriarty, from the beginning.

Dean is gone, vanished in a flash of light. Castiel is back, with a handprint to match Dean's and a whispered name on his lips: Michael. And Sam faces losing his brother to an archangel who fell three decades ago… Season 5 AU, set after PONR.

Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.

Things are not right in Forks. Especially for Bella Swan.

They disappear. written for the 2010 Damon/Elena Secret Santa Exchange at the damon elena community on LiveJournal.

An AU S4 rewrite from the end of The Stolen Earth. Rose wasn't the only one walking the realities trying to find her way back to the Doctor... Written because Rose wasn't the first companion to be trapped in an alternate universe. ON HIATUS.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

John Watson isn't sure why she's living with Sherlock Holmes. Or: The pulse of a human heart. Genderswap. Read the warnings. Post A Study in Pink. Gen

Damon Salvatore is tired of playing nice - he's a dangerous predator after all. No longer content with mere flirting, he decides to take things much further with Elena, in a deeper and darker way no-one saw coming.

She's just as lost; just as sorry as he is.

She tastes like blood and youth and death. She's a fantastic kisser.

Sam begins to notice little things when he rejoins with Dean. Set between 5.3 and 5.4 and afterwards, friendship fic of Dean, Cas and Sam

Even the Enterprise needs some love once in a while. Slight crack!fic, but not really OOC. Rated T for mild curse words.

Black roses signify death, hatred, or farewell, but can also mean slavish devotion, the overcoming of a long, hard journey, rejuvenation, or rebirth.' Dark!reunion!fic. Chibi!evil!Rose's idea. She's giggling smugly in the corner if you want her.

It doesn't really mean anything, right? It's just a dream. She loves Stefan, and Elijah's just a nightmare. At least that's what she tells herself. Slight spoilers for 2x11.

Fate has delivered Elena into Demon's mercy. Will his pride and cruelty push them apart or push them together? Damon/Elena. Rated M for Adult Content.

Two curses collided, resulting in the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord Voldemort stuck centuries in the past. Now, Harry and Tom must reluctantly team up against a crew of immortal zombie skeletons in hopes of finding a way home.

The Tenth Doctor discovers that his song isn't ending: it's just leaving to join in a greater melody, above and beyond death itself... A oneshot of various pairings and much joy, because I have had it up to HERE with all the emo!Ten floating around.

Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death…

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

No matter where they go, there's something missing.

My life is ash. And that kiss was the flame.

Castiel finds himself at a convention. With Winchesters. Also starring a merch table, Becky, a costume contest and the Apocalypse. No, not that one.

The Doctor, in trouble, in Cardiff. Jack gets involved. Therefore, so does Torchwood.

The lost set of adventures between "Waters of Mars" and "The End of Time." You're alone, you're attractive, and there's something very important that you haven't done in over 400 years. If someone predicted YOUR death, what would YOU do to pass the time?

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

One wicked and clever pirate. One singular and brilliant detective. One hundred and fifty years apart. An impossible meeting? Perhaps just improbable... Crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean.

Response to the Doomed Ships Comment Ficathon. "I think, that one day, I'm going to kill you. For real."

Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.

Jimmy's been running into strange people his whole life. Gen oneshot.

Stefan POV on the love triangle of doom, post Isobel's bombshell. Written for the tvd las LJ challenge, prompt: The Weapons We Wield.

Damon has that look that speaks of temptation and sin and sex, and Elena looks entirely too at home in that blue Chevy.

His Queen is dead, his country in ruins and John Watson is left in the unenviable position of trying to patch things up under the eyes of an immortal dictator.

"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.

Living with this man is the strangest thing Amy has ever done. 8th in the "inextricably" series, based on 26 alphabetical prompts.

While Stefan was "detoxing" in the basement, what was going on between Damon and Elena...

Most children were terrified when they finally learned that one day, they too would die. Harry had always lived with the horrible knowledge that he wouldn't.

Ianto catches up his own brand of immortality. Questionable fix-it for COE. Warning: suicide, incest, interspecific sex, etc are mentioned.

What he does most, locked in this little cell of damp cold rock, is talk to Amy. He tells her all the things he always wanted to say. Everything he ever thought and hoped and dreamed.

Things changed. Rory stayed the same.

Aeipathy - a continued passion; an unyielding disease. The Doctor tries everything. 11/Amy, pre-Pandorica.

Vlad and Lacrimosa grew up in difficult conditions. For vampires, that is.

Sequel to Resurgence: Peter, Bella, and Claire destroy Pinehearst, then return to Forks to face new challenges including an unstable Elle, Bella's and Claire's evolving powers, and a vengeful new vampire coven. Cullens included. *Edited 6/10/2013. This concludes my reworking of this series*

such a small addiction it is - such a little difference.

There is a chance, he thinks. There is a chance that maybe; just maybe...she can redeem him. -Damon/Elena-

Damon Salvatore has a weakness for toxic, beautiful women. Pansy Parkinson is exquisite poison.

Elena Gilbert's nightmare is just beginning. Picks up right where season one finale left off. No relationship is left unchanged in the aftermath as history comes back to haunt them all...

he runs until he feels nothing at all.

Takes Place During Episode Two: Night of the Comet. What if it was Elena instead of Caroline who was rushing to her car when Damon appeared? What would happen between the two, and how would Elena act under compulsion? Would he use compulsion? Two-Parter!

damon/katherine/elena. she knows he has his suspicions, he sees that she is not her, he knows she will never be. where katherine plays the perfect part. slightly AU

"Wait a moment!" She turned and walked back. "Yes, sir?" He asked kindly, "What is your name?" "My name is Girl."

His eyes are afraid. He doesn't want to die. But then neither did she.

And Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures. In which Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.

Set after Good Omens and before SPN 5x22. The Apocalypse was averted not by heroic sacrifices, witty plans, development of 11th hour superpowers, or hugging it out. It was averted by Matins Season for supernatural cars kicking in. Bentley/Imapala. Crack.

Vampires have taken over the world, there's a plan and Caroline wonders what all this got to do with her. Damon/Caroline, some Damon/Katherine but mostly Damon/his non-existent good side

He was first born, but he was no longer best loved. People in Damon's life always loved Stefan, sometimes they loved him so much there was no room left to love Damon, too. But with Elena, he would stop at absolutely nothing to have her love him best.

Experience. She was right about that. An experience indeed. Mind-blowing and traumatic and exhilarating, all in one go. Spoilers for 5x05...ish.

Companion to Resurgence; same story, but from Claire's and Peter's perspectives. Not meant to be read as a stand-alone. *Edited 9/15/2012*

It's about the simple intimacy of the near-touch." It didn’t matter, because whatever it was, in that moment, Elena Gilbert completely forgot about Stefan Salvatore. Inspired by the dance scene in Miss Mystic Falls. SPOILER ALERT!

Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.

A fairytale about not-friendship and petty vandalism. New Moon AU. Extremely foul language and a somewhat sensitive topic. J/B.

He lived a good life for twenty two years, became a vampire, got staked, became a human again, died again and went back to his first life. How complicated is that? CONTINUED

In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough" -Mario Andretti. A study in control, in which Damon and Caroline experience what it is to control and what it is to be controlled. Complete!

When Arenyth arrives at Redcliffe Castle, she encounters someone she thought she would never see again.

Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.

Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.

The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.

Peter is having trouble adjusting to life back in England after LWW. It takes a slight nudge from a certain Just King to get him back on track. No slash. This is my first fic, so any help would be greatly appreciated! UPDATED!

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Minotaur," Edmund corrects automatically. Torchwood/Narnia. Edmund, Ianto, time loops, minotaurs, snarkiness squared, filing systems, languages, and so forth. Edmund/Ianto, PG-13 for implied sex.

What if another Time Lord had survived the Time-War, an exceedingly familiar Time Lord, an old enemy who hadn’t escaped quite as far as the End of The Universe, but a little closer to Earth. As for Harry Potter, well he’s is about to discover the truth...

AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.

AU. Dean's life goes in a whole other direction when Sam supposedly dies at age four. But while on the Shooting Team in the 2004 Olympics, Dean meets a tall, shaggy-haired swimmer. Can the yellow-eyed demon be far behind?

An AU where John stays in Lawrence and raises the boys.

Damon's drunk and she looks like Katherine. Elena's drunk and he smells like Stefan.

Elena finds a strangely pained and broken Damon after their failed attempt to save Katherine from the church. Damon/Elena. Damon/Katherine. Post ep for Fool Me Once.

The summer of 1950 was like any other. Conversation was a bit more honest, perhaps.

He hadn't meant to see them, but it would haunt him for the rest of his life.

In the end, Dean said yes first.

Claudia is normal. But the world is not. She is forced to see the other side as it really is, dark, scary and full of monsters. Vampires. Werewolves. Witches and demons. She sees it all.

I tried so hard to do it right. Jessica. Post Beyond Here Lies Nothin'

HP/Dr Who. After discovering what looks like an ordinary pocket watch, Harry finds himself drastically changed. Chapter 3/7.

To say that he hated those books was an understatement.

Spoilers, set early season 4. Jimmy hadn't been prepared for the angel.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

The Doctor finds a new companion in Susan Pevensie. PG-13.

For a woman with her feet on solid ground, Martha Jones felt she had more than her fair share of epiphanies in her life, but none felt more real, more clear, than the one she had when they removed the lid of the capsule - dw femslash ficathon submission!

She really doesn't want to think about what would happen to Damon if people found out he's the one causing the mayhem. She tells herself it's just because she's a compassionate person, and not because she cares for him at all. Damon/Elena Oneshot.

What happens when the High King does not take his brother's hand as the magic starts pulling them? What happens when the Just King returns to Narnia...alone? A Prince Caspian AU. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

A collection of short stories about Apollo, his lovers, his children and how they came to be.

After Edward leaves Forks, Claire and Peter move in...changing Bella's life, and theirs, in ways none of them ever imagined. New Moon, Eclipse & S3: Villains AU with eventual Bella/Peter romance. The Cullens do not appear in this story. *Edited to fix formatting issues 5/31/2012*

breath.

Voldemort uses a time spell to keep The Boy Who Lived from killing him. In his weak state, it backfires. Enter 1991. An amnesiac 10 year old Dark Lord is signed up for Hogwarts, and can't seem to figure out why a certain green eyed hoodlum is their hero.

And suddenly, he wasn't just Dean anymore. Halo-verse part one. S05 spoilers, AU.

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

Before making his presence known to Dean at the end of Lazarus Rising, we know Castiel was watching Dean, and we know Dean was doing some less than saintly things.

AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon was a liiiiiiittle bit delayed in getting around to his psychic kids.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

Dean. Sam. Henricksen. A race against time to find missing kids...and deep dark woods hiding darker secrets. Rated T to be safe. Written before Jus in Bello aired, so kind of AU, but everyone you know is the same.

Alec and Ben watch movies, stage a rebellion. *Wellspring 'verse*

S3 - Gwen keeps going to see Rhiannon, once a month. SPOILERS FOR COE. GwenIanto - Drabble

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.

Series of oneshots, romantic, angsting, and otherwise. Pairings vary.

In the summer of the Dawn Treader, Aslan tries to get Peter's attention. But, it's all Greek to Peter as he studies with Professor Kirke and meets unusual people who seem vaguely familiar. Part 1 of The Stone Gryphon

Turn and face me, Harry Potter." The being commanded me. With out a second thought I turned slightly and there standing in all of his creepy glory was Hades, god of the Underworld.

“Think about it, Claire,” he murmurs, “Could you survive all alone in a world where everyone you care about is gone?” Sylaire one-shot. Spoiler/spec for the season finale.

There is never a crack in the ivory tower. Susan-centric, PC and afterwards.

The Doctor decides to tell the truth, confession via TARDIS video. Not particularly Rose/Doctor friendly. Semi-Crack.

Suppose Jack found that Fountain of Youth, and it worked. What historical events might he have witnessed, or even participated in? Here's some possibilities. Posted in the order I think of them, rather than when they happened. Chapters are rated K - T.

Peter in England, remembering Narnia and falling in love. Follows More Dimly in Hell.

Drabble in response to damsel-in-stress' prompt 'truth' over at the Broken Compass.

4 years after Edward left Bella became cold. After her shift at a Seattle cafe, she has a run in with a vampire. But this vampire is not normal; he has blue eyes. Who is this strange vampire? What lies ahead for Bella? TwilightxVampire Chronicles. REVISED

Jenny finds the limits of the universe, and keeps right on going. Spoilers for seasons 3 and 4 of New Who.

And His Brother, the Meanie "What kind of stupid paranormal activity is this?" Crack. No spoilers.

What would have happened if Ginger hadn’t intruded on Pam and Sookie in the washroom at Fangtasia? Episode 9 - Plaisir D'Amour SookiePam, PamSookie, femslash

Going undercover while pretending to be married to your uncle is tricky. It's even trickier when your grandmother is the one pulling the strings.

Long ago, they had told each other their favorite stories. She wanted to be Cinderella...to wear glass slippers and marry Prince Charming. But he wasn't Prince Charming. And he wasn't looking for a princess...

Adventure and romance on the high seas involving a doctor on the way to England that is kidnapped by Barbossa, and finds herself as a reluctant ship's surgeon to a crew of pirates. Pirates of May episode I.

The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Five times the Doctor tried to ditch Rose Tyler, and one time he succeeded. --- "You have to give the Doctor credit for dumping a slightly clingy girlfriend by sticking her with a clone." - Steven Moffat, ComicCon 08

Now she's got a half Time Lord - half Human lounging on her couch watching the X-Factor, and a TARDIS growing in a jam jar in her kitchen. Femslash.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Obviously half-inching the TARDIS when the Doctor wasn't looking was not a decision they'd come to lightly. AU for Journey's End.

...Is better than a thousand spent at home. How much of who we are is tied to memory, and what happens when we start to forget? Hermione Granger stumbles through a wardrobe, into Susan's bed, and finally into Peter's arms. A Narnia/HP crossover.

The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!

Of all the random places. Sam, Jo. Post No Rest for the Wicked.

Susan after the aftermath, heavily inspired by Neil Gaiman’s short story ‘The Problem of Susan.’ Identify the bodies, sell the estate: that's life, dear, nothing to do but live it.

To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History

The Pevensie children have fought in war, have governed a country, have played the great game of court intrigue - and now they return to England. More parts may possibly be posted, but it stands alone as it is and I have no planned schedule for more.

“Godric walked across and Salazar pulled him down, and they moved like pale fire.” Harry finds it’s all too easy to slip, and the past is bleaker than he believed. Mild het and mm slash, nongraphic but implied sex. Now complete.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

An American soldier finds his solitude interrupted by a boy with a question...

Ten takes Donna to New Zealand where her dislike of sheep becomes alarmingly justified.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

Donna has to marry the Doctor. All of them.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Because really, who calls their kid Albus Severus?

Juliet should have married Paris. JacobBella.

This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.

Thirty miles away a girl is dying and this boy is trying not to care.

Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!

The Heads of Houses react to Harry Potter's Sorting. AU, vignette.

A Harry Potter x Discworld Crossover. Harry ends up in Ankh-Morpork thanks to the Philosopher's Stone. One-shot.

An eighth grader ponders on the apparent normalcy of her crush. Random Drabble by an OC on Percy. Oneshot. Double warning. It's Random. It's a Drabble.

Six ways the Dawn Treader can break hearts. LucyxCaspian. Complete.

There are certain things that Jacob could never tell Bella...

Originally written for the LJ Telling a story challenge. Martha Jones has been walking the Earth for six months, and she reaches a forgotten corner. Spoilers for season 3.

And One Man We're Glad He Never Became.

It's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us.

I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are

AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.

A love between a woman and a mysterious gentleman. Loosely based off of The Vampire Chronicles.

Sam and Dean are dead. Except they're kind of not.

AU, prequel to LMB. Peter and Edmund are late to the train station that fatal morning and miss the derailment that would have taken them to the Real Narnia. Now they must deal with the aftermath and find the strength and courage to keep on living.

Back in England, after Narnia, Edmund ponders the meaning of war, and what it means for his family. Will Peter be taken away?

There were three people in this relationship. Herself, the Doctor and The Memory of Rose Tyler. Because you can't compete with the ghost of True Love. Post Doomsday. 10/Rose 10/OC onesided

Sam spends just over three years at Stanford. Het and slash. SamOFCs, SamOMC, SamJess. Also, scenes from a possible sequel at my lj.

They have spent a lifetime raging against the dying of the light. And now . . . they will go gently. Deathfic.

I hate summaries. I really do. VC, Slash. Be warned now.

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

This is a really short one shot I wrote about Shannon and Boone. I pictured it happening when they were on the island, but it could probably be a different time. ShannonBooneOC

He sees what he wants, what he'll never have, and what he hates, all in the form of a picture.

Parody of "There's a WOCKET in my POCKET" by Dr. Seuss. A celebration of Slytherin sexuality, written in honor of the Slytherin Fuh-Q Fest.

When you go to Hogwarts, you usually get an owl, a rat, acat, a toad, or something simple like that. But I didn't want to be simple. I got a Kneazle and I decided to name mine Sex.

Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.