Jhaia
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Joined 01-05-12, id: 3597692, Profile Updated: 01-24-13
Author has written 4 stories for Alex Rider, and Hobbit.

I'm not entirely sure what to put here. I've seen a lot of obviously faked statistics (98% of American teens do or have smoked pot. Really? I'd like to see that source) and lots of single sentence statements of belief. I don't want to make this a treatice on my beliefs or who I am and I'm not heavily enough involved in any fandoms to post about them.

Suffice it to say then that I'm English, fairly polite and can be rather longwinded.

Nice to meet you.

You can find me on AO3 as Flapdragon (not to be confused with the Flapdragon on )

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The Company of the Ring reviews
A chance, and a jumpy hobbit, cause to Thorin witness Bilbo using the ring, something which he supports until the true nature of the Ring is accidentally revealed. Will the Company continue onward to Erebor or undertake a more dangerous quest?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Operation Lonely Mountain reviews
Bilbo Baggins, codenamed Burglar, has been happily retired for the past three years. Until his old handler turns up with twelve strangers and a former agent, Thorin (codenamed Oakenshield), who lost an important piece of technology to a terrorist leader named Smaug. Thorin and his crew are on a mission to retrieve it before he can finish decrypting the files and they want Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
How to Handle Your Warg - A Handbook By Bilbo Baggins reviews
Post-movie. Bilbo Baggins goes for a night walk, gains a rather unusual pet and brings new meaning to the words 'it followed me home, can I keep it'. Done for a kink-meme prompt.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Funerals reviews
'Thirty bodies were removed from Air Force One in the aftermath of the crash at Heathrow.' This is the story of what happened to those who died on Air Force One at the end of Eagle Strike. Gen. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub - Complete