Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

She was different from other girls - strange, morbid, reclusive. Yet, that did not matter to him. Sometimes the most beautiful things in all the universe, are the most mysterious. OC

Moving to a new town, I meet my new best friend and she is part of a weird Host Club. As strange as it is, one of the members I meet is my dream guy! What's next now? All I can say is, "Eh oh well, I'll just wait and see." MorixOC

For a long time, Deidara had only cared about himself. But when a new female member is forced to join the Akatsuki and be his new partner, a strange feeling begins to spark inside of him. T plus for suggestive themes & Hidan's colorful language. DeiOC

What if Obito had awakened his Mangekyō Sharingan before anyone precious to him actually died? This series will see how an unbroken Team Minato change the future without Uchiha Madara's ghost over their heads. AU, Future ObiKaka.

Russiamerica, read the warnings. From a simple trip on escaping the heat, America gets way over his head when Ivan decides that the nation is his new 'lover.' Every freaking chapter is a lemon and there are too many kinks to mention!

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Sarutobi's Human Sacrifice- FemNaru- Kaiyou, Jinchuuriki to the Kyuubi, daughter of the living Yondaime, is a new genin. Her goal: to protect her loved ones. Challenge: Her enemies. Now in the "Shippuden" timeline! After an extremely long hiatus...I'm working on this again. Please see the Author's Note at the beginning of Chapter 25.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Fate's changed the game but it's not over between the players. With Kusagakure's mission as the final round, Neji's agenda is finding his freedom. Shikamaru's agenda is forgetting his fear. But when an old and unfinished game threatens to pull Shikamaru back into the shadows of his past, Neji must make an impossible choice; his own destiny or Shikamaru's darkness. (Part 4 of BtB)

Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!

She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.

Naruto and Hinata have a son, Toba. Follow the adventures and drama of the next generation of Konoha. Watch as Toba and his friends battle against enemies of the village both old and new. Rating may change throughout story. Chapter 4 redone.

Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

Are you absolutely sure you can pull the trigger when the time comes?

A moment. A glance. A smile. Miraculous that the strongest of bonds can form from so simple a gesture. Destiny is not sentimental, however, and it is often the strongest of bonds that must withstand the strongest storms. Two shinobi will form such a bond, and endure the most ferocious storm the world has ever seen. NaruHina, Epic-length story. Currently in Book Three.

Don't you hate having to answer the door to religious people in the morning? Well today people of the Jehovah's Witnesses faith are determined to convert America but the states keep getting in the way. If mild religious mockery bothers you please find something else to read. 13/53 Dabbles Completed.

Orochimaru has been defeated and now the next generation of Konoha shinobi is born. With the birth of a great treat, the young ninja will have to face many challenges. What awaits them and will they be able to face the obstacles? Read to find out.

Death is a fate we all share, but grief can leave us divided. In the shadow of Asuma's death the shinobi of Konoha learn that grief, unlike death, isn't just a thief in the night – but a night in itself. (Part 3 of BtB series)

Ever wondered what happened to Max after he left Ash and co? Who he meets and what Pokemon he gets? Well this story is my take on it all! If you review I will always get around to responding eventually - don't worry! Chapter 31 is now up after a long wait! Hope you enjoy - rated PG13

NejiXOC. She's been waiting her entire life for eyes that see her in her darkness. What she didn't know was that, when she made a trip to Konoha, she would find a pair of Byakugan eyes that saw beyond her darkness and beyond her handicap.

Ten years ago something happened that cause the Akatsuki, Jinchūrikis, tailed demons, and Kages vainshed causing the 4th Great Shinobi War. The one year war between the Five Great Villages ended in manner very difference then the previous three wars. The outcome of the war left things changed forever and not in a good way. *A re-write of Kunoichi Exchange*

The life and times of Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru from Academy graduation to present. Everything you didn't know about the Sannin's convoluted friendship and history. Eventual JirTsu and OroTsu plus side-pairings mainly MinaKushi after chapter 7

Orphaned Harriet Potter is not extraordinary in any way. But when some mysterious people show up at her Aunt and Uncle's and claim to be her parents, she learns of an untold past and that she might not be as normal as she believed. (AU! Fem!Harry)

After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.

Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 15/29 chapters

A collection of Destiel shots based around Castiel's wings. And what he and Dean do with them.

Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU

50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.

Hell hath no fury like a Prussia without his Gilbird.

Historic events in the world of Hetalia, and Nations go through their past, present and much more. May include OC. Updated: A Chinese New year special...sort of ...

Samantha and Dean are stuck in the wilderness of Colorado with three clueless companions while they try to Hunt a Wendigo before it hunts them. Will Sam's growing anger break her before the job gets done? Girl!Sam. M for lang. Based off second episode.

It's like a drug. It's like a disease. It's so addictive, and it kills you slowly. Samantha had worked for two years to put the Hunt behind her, but when Dean shows up in the middle of the night...? Fem!Sam. Based off pilot episode. Rated M for language.

Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.

Lucifer has something to say about Sam's newfound "I'm good, really! That 180 years in Hell? I'm pretty much over it" state of mind.

Russia has been stalking China for centuries, and although China is used to the horrible injuries resulting from his "love," finally it's enough and China says a few choice words to his admirer. But when Russia apparently gives up, why is China so hurt?

Leaning further into each other, they stood their ground. It was how they had survived every storm they've ever weathered. It was how they would survive this one too. *Tissue warning!* Angst, Humor H/C, Drama, De-aged Sam, AwesomeBigBrotherDean

Russia and America have always had an- interesting relationship. Ivan decides it would be beneficial to become allies again, but after their history...can they? fluff & angst.

Drew and May journey to the Johto region to make new friends, unveil their pasts, and discover things they would rather keep undiscovered. Will their friendship survive the harsh truths of Johto? Final chapter has been posted.

To call Sherlock finicky is an understatement. John knows - he lives with him. John/Sherlock

Juliet, best friend to Weasley twins Fred and George, enters her fifth year at Hogwarts to find herself thrown into chaos including Sirius Black, a life-changing transformation and an unsettling -and horrifying- attraction to a close friend. PART 1 of 3

Draco Malfoy was distinctly aware he was supposed to be in the library to study, but that afternoon he found himself distracted by one Jamie Rose Potter. One-shot, Draco/Fem!Harry

Inspired by ciddlesandbits's Alfred's letters to the world! Ivan decides he wants to communicate to the outside world. Warnings? You're Ivan's penpal. There

I knew that we were in mortal danger, but oddly, I didn't care. I was happy to see his face again and I couldn't wait to break it into pieces. It's what the stupid loveable jerk deserved. Sequel to It's Bloody Early Evening, FrUK, one-sided USUK

Temari's mother dies and she takes on the responsibility of raising her two younger brothers. How does she cope with the pressure from the moment Gaara is born until he becomes the Kazekage? Written for NaNoWriMo

What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!

It was all because Francine just couldn't keep it in her pants. Or, rather, out of them. GenFlip, LameAU, US/UK and others.

Another silly self-insert. It's more fun though. Three insane girls going on their adventures and missions. Sometime later on... ShikaTema, KankOC, NaruSaku, KibaOC, NejiOC, JiraTsu, annnd whatever else I come up with. x3

Sam and Dean teach/show Cas the little things of humanity.

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.

Based off my GBNaru Series on DeviantART, here I have a collection of bits and pieces from that Universe which I have created. Meant to hold off my fans until I begin posting my Work-in-Progress fanfic, I present the Sneaks and Peeks of my GBNaru. Enjoy.

Childhood is a short season. A collection of various character drabbles set during that precious time.

Corralled into troublesome celebrations, Shikamaru learns that Birthdays can do more than bring people together or push people away. Sometimes they can bring people back - pulling the Past with them. Yaoi/het PART 2 of BtB series

A series of oneshots for Lady GaGa's "The Fame Monster." NEW DELUXE EDITION. Now includes the original album THE FAME. LEAKED: JUDAS ANNOUNCEMENT

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

A collection of drabbles. Drabble #41: America and England lay on a couch and discuss cold feet. Literally.

Gakuen Hetalia AU. Follow the lives of just some regular Hetalia High teens in highschool - Through text messages, IM's, Facebook, and any other electronic means of communication! Will probably be lots of pairings later on. Human names used. Chapter 10!

England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.

When Draco Malfoy wished upon the enchanted engagement rings to find him his perfect bride, the very last thing he expected was to end up with a certain Harry Potter - what a way to turn your world upside down ... Draco/fem!Harry, Post Deathly Hallows.

Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."

A series of stories telling what happened after the French and Indian War/Seven Years War. France must relinquish poor Canada to England. Little Canada must accept the fact that he has a new brother who is not at ALL like France.

This war, The Triangle War, has caused so much pain, confusion, and suffering. But has brought peace to the world...oh but at such a terrible cost...

Inspired by PimpinSushi's Ivan's Letters to the World! France wants to spread his love... To you! And you may get lucky tonight if you write to him! ;D

After going through a less than desirable morning, Alfred finds a small gift on his desk from a 'Secret Santa'. What harm could that bring? .:office!AU:.

A story in which Alfred and Ivan play football and Alfred may have jealousy problems.

and we looked at them eleven ways; you said, 'look at me', I looked away. —Giima/Shikimi.

Sirius was laughing. "Have you always been this funny?" he asked, an odd expression on his face. I shrugged. "Well, you know what they say. You have to watch the quiet ones." He muttered something under his breath that sounded like "Clearly."

Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.

Welcome to Hetalia: International Mental Institution

Ivan Braginski has lost his memory, and his only clue is a mysterious pendant that says, "MARRIED in Paris." Is he really the great Russia? Anastasia parody, so much crack it borders on methamphetamine. T for only the most eloquent of word choices.

When they first met, America told him his list of basic zombie survival rules. As they travel together, Ivan can't help but feel as though they're breaking some of the more important ones. .:Human!AU Zombie Apocalypse:.

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

Welcome to the Forenn Region, a vast area made up of two main continents divided almost in half in what is known as the great lake. As old as the Kanto Region, the Forenn Region boasts new trainers, new adventures and most of all new Pokemon.

America has been overworked lately. Wanting to get away from it all, he goes to the local park to relax. Little does he know, a single wish from a shooting star is going to change his life drastically. Rating may go up, but no higher than a T. RusAme

"Really, out of everything, not to be a hero, not to solve global climate change; all he wants is flat." AU Arthur/Alfred Ivan/Alfred Ivan/Arthur. Anorexia and bulimia centered.

After eating some of of England's usually less-than-satisfactory baked goods, everyone gains outrageous super powers! Well, everyone except America. Obviously, he's not happy. Rated for language and all that good stuff. Title subject to change.

England doesn't want to have France after him...he doesn't! H-he really doesn't! He reaches the conclusion that there is only thing he can to to stop him... Fruk, smut, rated M for a reason

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody

It is the annual Halloween party for the Nations and Canada is the marvelous host this time. The only problem is that he has to keep his brother and England from ruining it. Who would have thought an attic was such a comfortable place. US/UK. Smut.

A collection of one-shots focusing on Castiel and his connection with the family of Sam, Dean and Bobby. S5. Gen.

Catherine the Great, connoisseur of Russian manhood, is curious about how her nation compares to her many past lovers. Crack fic.

And, you know, I don't regret a thing. AU, USUK, crackish.

The Dream Team are opposite genders: Begins in fourth year, but with a few twists; Harriet takes private lessons from Dumbledore as well as having been entered in the Tournament against the boy she has a crush on, Cedric Diggory . Rated T. Please review!

When Russia and China were young, they shared a secret passion and friendship... until the Sino-Soviet Split occurred. But when America decides to host a talent show, Ivan tries to reignite their relationship with a familiar, unspoken question. RoChu.

Teenage years, teenage problems, four girls, four boys, four different lives… what else? SasukeXOc, ShikamaruXOc, NarutoXHinata, NejiXOc High school fic... RR

Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series

America presents one of the worst celebrities ever, so Canada retaliates with something that may be even worse. Bashing of Justin Bieber, Rob Pattinson, the Jonas Brothers, and Miley Cyrus. Rated for America's f-bombs. Oneshot.

AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.

Sometimes the most ridiculous things will happen in the most insignificant moments of your life. So what better time to be together than at the time of breakfast? Silly dumb little oneshots about multiple pairings; if continued. No plot, just some crack

I took one year of American History AP. I then had one summer where Hetalia completely stole my brain. And then I found my old notes, and got to thinking...

England awakens to an awfully private moment of America's... right behind him on the bed.

As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta

Alfred owes Arthur 54,000,000. Arthur's going to get it one way or another.

Slightly Cracky / The Axis and Allies get together to play a game of Apples to Apples. 8D Funness ensues or somesuch. / Hints of GerIta, USUK, Russia - Everybody, France - Everybody / Rating for France. Lol.

When America and Russia show up to a World Conference together, it doesn't go so well. Crack! One-shot!

America hosts a call-in talkshow to interview Russia and China for yet another book on Russia-China bilateral relations. To save the show from lame content about America's heroic deeds, you are all invited to write in with questions for the couple!

Despite all the recent troubles, Wang Yao still has time to enjoy Chinese Valentine's Day with someone he really doesn't mind spending time with, even though he complains about it a lot. ChinaxRussia

A nation that has been missing for a few thousand years shows up again, and chaos ensues. Expecting anything else? AmericaxIsrael, FrUk, PruCan, SpaMano, SuFin, RoChu, LietPol, and a heck of a lot of other pairings. T for now...

England wants America, and figures what better way to his heart than through his stomach? France agrees to help cook America an excellent meal. Food fights, snark, and playful banter ensue, and old feelings are awakened. FrUK. Rated for yaoi and language.

US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?

Mattie and Gill are going out on their first date or, as Gill promises, "the most awesome night of your life". Gen!flip and Gakuen AU. Sequel to And It's Supposed to be the Day of Love

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

Romano gets Spain pregnant and freaks out at the news. Mood swings aside, Spain isn't really worried though - he just wants to eat some potatoes. And have sex. Unfortunately, their friends are being too helpful and they keep on getting in the way.

Russia is secretly the one who wrote My Immortal, the infamous Harry Potter fanfic written by someone under the name Tara Gilesbie. America finds out. De-Anoned from the Kink Meme.

China decides to learn something from Russia: ballet. What he doesn't know is the affects of seeing his Russian in tights... Lemon! MaleXMale! High Sexual Content! Read and Review! Storyline from kink meme! Yao is uke, don't worry guys XD

Sam starts the day off with a small stomachache and thinks nothing of it, blaming it on some beef jerky. When the symptoms start getting worse and she feels sick, she has to rely on Carly and Freddie to help her out, especially with her fear of hospitals!

In the beginning Himaruya created the Allies and the Axis Powers/And Himaruya said, "Let there be HETALIA" and there was HETALIA/And there was Heaven and there was Hell, also Grandpa Rome's very own theme song

A compilation of stories centered around England, the nations of the UK and Scandinavia. France, Canada, USA and many others show up too.

Chapter 14 up! The Hyuugas are throwing a sleepover! What will happen? Chaos? Madness? Fun? LOVE? Hinata, Neji, Sasuke are OOC. NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina.

A nation is a people, united under customs, language, traditions, and a little more. A motherland is the very earth from which the nations spring, and exists only in spirit. The mothers of some of our respected nations, and how they influence their sons.

Arthur gets lonely quickly and despairs that his only form of entertainment wears out so fast. Masturbation and implied USUK. For Butterfish... ugh.

Based on the events between President Obama and President Medvedev! America tries to get Russia a Twitter account, and then they head over to a 'real' hamburger place. Not McDonalds? *le gasp*

"Besáme. Dime que me amas" Antonio growled, his hands now gripping Romano's hips. His native tongue brushed erotically against skin, tingling his nerves. Romano never knew his lover could be so roughly dominant. Extra Hardcore Smut. Spain x Romano

Every nation had their secrets. Some were just a little...out there...

America watches as the Russo-Japanese War draws to an end with the Treaty of Portsmouth, and realizes that something is very wrong with Russia.

Castiel thinks he might die before the fight with Raphael; Dean won't let him die a virgin, and after the unfortunate incident with the prostitute offers himself Dean/Castiel slash mature oneshot

Russia/Ivan and America/Alfred celebrate the defeat of Germany in WWII by getting drunk and having sex.

China begins to think of his lover, his companion Russia. China x Russia as in uke!Russia. Rated for kind of lemony content. Drabble one-shot.

Rei is just another young kunoichi, struggling along with her teammates to advance, succeed, and survive in the bloody world of shinobi. Begins a year before the Naruto story begins, and continues parallel to it. Rated T for blood. Chapter 6 is up.

The nations are arguing again, and America has no idea how to shut them up. Luckily, England has a plan. Crack! Pure crack! US/UK

Germany's penchant for love stories had led him to believe he would lose his virginity in a particular way. Trust Italy to be the one to change his mind about such things. Italy/Germany

In which Arthur Kirkland goes all out to woo Alfred F.Jones' heart. Badass!UK/US Rating will go up later.

PILOT: England had forgotten how many people lived in America's house...and how they were all insane. T FOR LANGUAGE:::A series of oneshots following the lives of America's states! WHY ALRIGHT, SURE IT'S not EDUCATIONAL. -shotshotshot-

Canada asks America hardcore, to make him a sandwich. America is not impressed. CRACK

Kinda cracky. Request from Kiki4ever who wanted to see America and China confronting Russia on who was the better lover and singing "The Boy Is Mine" By Brandy feat. Monica. Perhaps some OCC-ness coming from both men. I had to change the lyrics slightly.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

A collection of one shots and songfics. Requests are welcomed.

Poland decides that Russia looks entirely un-cute in his current wardrobe, and decides to replace the stuffy outfits with something far more fabulous right before a world meeting. Not historical in the least.

China's panda population is dwindling and Mr Dragon wants China to make a porn video to encourage the pandas to mate. Guess who China ropes in as his co-star? Written in response to a kink meme request for an APH couple making a home porn video.

Stories of nations, six words each.

He's supposed to be training her, but ends up falling in love with her. She's a new Pokemon trainer with a strange gift that could be used for evil. Their Pokemon are aspiring matchmakers. And arguing with each other won't make it easier.OC slots full.

Summer days were meant to be just that, days of barbeque, baseball and all around out-of-school tomfoolery. Of course, when the Braginsky family showed up...things were never quite the same again.

Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.

Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.

"A survey found that around a third of the adult British population has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion." England attempts to reason why France is unhealthy for him.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

COMPLETED! Who knew that a strawberry fruitcake landing on my head would be the best thing to ever happen to me? Mori/OC

In which Russia and America discuss all three over breakfast. No capitalists were harmed in the making of this fic.

Even though they fought a lot, and they hardly agreed with each other, England still cared about America, even if he pretended he didn’t. When Alfred needs him the most, will he be there? Alfred/Arthur

America and England have a Special Relationship… ‘Special,’ being the operative word. When Arthur’s mythical friends decide to try and save their failing friendship, the two nations wake to realize that they have switched bodies...

Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.

In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.

“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”

Originally a oneshot, now continued. The twins finally get in trouble for their incestuous tendencies. Or do they? And about that kiss...

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” Cold War's effect on America's psyche and his and Russia's relationship as well as the rest of the world. PLEASE REVIEW!

/'You look good in red.'/ Even China had his limits, and Russia pushed too much. Eventually, someone was going to break, and China wasn't going to let it be him. RussiaChina. Oneshot.

America finds out about Russian clubs and a specific club event called 'Spank America Decent'. Russia is not nearly as amused as America is.

A night spent with the Allies is truly a night wasted.

All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-

Russia finds China in a shower, and decides have some 'fun'

It started off with a wedding ring meant for a woman, but it all went horribly wrong when the Uchiha realized he was gay for the vendor of the ring he'd just bought. SasuNaru AU. HIATUS

Ibrahim Tehrani Muhammad, Ibie, was Iranian, loved coffee and pastries. And Alfred feared him. post-9/11

Fact- You will fall for a Weasley girl at least once during your seven years at Hogwarts.The curls, Quidditch positions, flaming tempers & 'loveable' personalities are all wrapped up specially for you! Hold onto your hats Gents, you're in for a wild ride.

America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.

It’s August of 1975, and Alfred has a favor to ask of Ivan.

So, its the environment! Why is it so important to protect it? As a responsibility seeking nation shows, there were a lot of reasons.

The femItalies bond and talk about their boyfriends. SpaRoma, GerIta Written originally for the APH kink meme

The two Italy start giving cooking lessons. -Desanoning from the Kink meme-

Thank you for shopping with the United Nations Shopping Network! Hopefully you enjoy our top-of-the-market product: Japan!

America's idea of "fun" does not match up with England's. And sadly, it does not match up with a lot of other nation's ideas, either.

Your typical AU High school sequel in which relationships soured and Hungary, matchmaker extraordinaire, tries to repair things to normalcy with her unique and ridiculous brand of matchmaking. Same parings as Turning the World Upside Down, its prequel.

Contrary to popular belief, America was far from monolingual. America/England

In which Antonio tries his absolute hardest to convince Romina to go homecoming with him. Of course, it requires a bit of a push from Felicia, along with his best friends Francis and Gilbert and...nail polish? Spain/fem!Romano

The Soviet Union collapses, and Russia thinks it over. Inner monologue. M for language.

Collection of oneshots and drabbles, various pairings. Human names used.

Russia struggles with his shameful obsession with America's blue jeans. Crack-fic.

List of things Gilbert wasn't allowed to do at Roderich's home: 1. Wake the aristocrat up with Rammstein 2. Try to steal Elizaveta's frying pans 3. Eat vanilla ice cream in a short-sleeved shirt on a hot day. Prustria

In which Alaska watches Russia and China's intimate moments from her window, and enjoys every minute of it. Crackfic. RoChu.

Alfred’s always kept her secret from everyone but on one winter afternoon Russia finds out. Russia/fem!America

Russia gets incredibly bored at a meeting and proceeds to watch China instead. Of course, when the possibility of teasing him and getting him to blush so prettily arises, he can’t help but seize it! Russia/China

In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.

Hey America! This is an Italian Greyhound! They're really fast!" "... That's a dog?" Humor. Slight USUK, excessive un-beta'd drabble.

He just wanted to make sure that this was not as bad as it seemed. That the media had only made it seem much more dramatic, but when no one answered, he knew that it was bad. France, Haiti, England. No pairings.

Countries will always follow their bosses' orders. No matter their real thoughts. GermanyxPrussia.

China is Russia's sun, his ally, his friend.

AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.

A certain hero arrives at a certain Englishman's house, uninvited, and Arthur is less than pleased... at first. USxUK fluff.

Prussia decides to give a name to his glorious group of friends. -renamed from 'What's In A Name'-

Although he doesn't understand why he has enemies, America has realized that in order to display his Heroic status to the world, something needs to be done. Luckily, that's what sponsorship is for. One-shot.

A bunch of one-shots with various pairings, all foucusing on those little, weird curls. Chapter Ten: Denmark/Norway

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

The Bad Touch Trio decides to help Germany admit his feelings for Italy. #2 of TMAMT series.

What if the whole team, excluding Gai, sorry, were girls? How would this affect their team? Tenten is a tomboy, Lee is an energetic girl, and Neji is a dangerous girl. Will consider all straight pairings! Sorry, I can't write slash!

Russia x OC, NOT YAOI. Ireland draws Russia a picture for his birthday. Fluff.

The Berlin Wall falls, and Prussia and Austria deny that anything has changed.

Russia tells America exactly what he thinks of the American's recent actions. A bit controversial... R&R!

Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.

In the middle of trying to explain "Sisu" to young Sealand, Finland is called to rescue Sweden from peril. A giftfic for Haro.

...as decreed by Dean Winchester. Implied one-sided Dean/Cas.

When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.

Fifty sentences depicting Canada and Ukraine's political and emotional relationship.

*Gen, many Nations* Where France brings his Risk game at a meeting, and the nations discover they should never really play that game together. Ever. Crack warning. Written for the kink meme.

After moving to Japan from the U.S. and becoming a new student at Ouran Academy, Valerie finds her way into the Host Club. She eventually befriends the hosts, especially the twins, but what happens when Kaoru realizes he's falling in love with her?

Chapter 9-Hamburgers & Misunderstandings is up! A collection of one-shots and stories of our favorite Brit and his hamburger-loving git America/England Ratings may change from K to M.

They are kunoichi first, women second. But in the end they are human and not even they can resist their inner desires. Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur. Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time. Kunoichi character studies. REVISED.

A bunch of cute, Crappy Hetalia Drabbles

...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.

A school day, told in the perspective of different characters. AU. Slight RomanoxSpain.

Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…

After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.

A crack of thunder. A timid knock. Yao frowned into the darkness. “Who’s there?”, he asked carefully. “...Can I come in?” Yao would know that voice anywhere. Russia? But why did he sound so different? Was he... frightened? Rated M for lemon. Russia/China

Family dinner amongst the angels.

Noemi Yuri was neglected since day one. But, finally, someone helps her in a way no one ever had. The Number One Coward. But she's blind to love, having never felt it. ShikamaruxOC --Re-written--

Based on the Fall of the Soviet Union Hetalia'd . The weakness creeped inside, slowly it consumed until his body could no longer stand. He fell from the glorified pillar he had once stood, all the way down to the ground. No own Hetalia

America suffers from post-concussion syndrome after a terrorist attack. With palliative care the world is expected to make a full recovery. 9/11 as a blow to the head with an AK-47.

Arthur gets horribly drunk and goes on a drunk calling rampage.

Making sure they had total eye contact, the girl gave him her biggest fake smile. “Hello, my name is Blaire, and from now on, we are going to be traveling buddies.” What did he just get himself into? Drew x OC

The Soviet Union falls, and Ukraine tries to keep Russia from breaking beyond repair. Revised.

The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.

The Hitachiin twins are bored, yet again! So when another case of mistaken gender identification, a broken piece of expensive art, and the sudden recruitment of another unwilling Ouran High Host Club member happens, the twins find themselves a new toy....

From the look on Romano's face, the briefcase he held, and the papers in his hands - Veneziano Italy could already guess what his brother wanted to say. Oneshot.

They took everything he had from him, and kicked him while he was down, and this was something Ludwig refused to stand for. Germany-centric, post WWI

America becomes a real hero...

Meet Serena Izumi, a pokemon coordinator with big hopes and dreams of winning the Grand Festival and battling against her idol Solidad. But with her rival and crush Drew standing in the way of her dream, what's a girl to do? DrewXOC Chapter 6 is up!

On August 11, a Russian woman threw a tea cup at the Mona Lisa. My version with Russia and France, with England making a guest appearance.

America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.

He's staring into the eyes of a true conquistador, a true conqueror. Spain/S. Italy

Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...

China finds himself trapped in Russia's web. ONESHOT RussiaXChina some LithuaniaXRussia suggested.

Your typical AU High school fic in which the members of the student council of Chikyuu High are unpleasantly surprised by the arrival of the four transfer students that defy everything they stand for. Rated for Romano's potty mouth. Pairings inside.

I got it!" America had an idea on how to get the whole world to get along! "I'll build a school," he says during the meeting. And all of the other countries laughed.

Prussia thinks he's so awesome that doors open for him

In a way there's a plot, but with the same reasons- there isn't. SEX. Yes. AustriaxSwiss. Human&Country names used. And again: SEEEEEXX. You've been warned.

100-themes challenge. Empires rise and fall. But their stories last forever. Theme 8: Away.

Hikari Hoshiyama is a girl with a passion for writing and things that are different, but her dark past affects her present character: emotionless. The host club tries to change that, but instead realizes the truth. Romance, revenge, How will Hikari do it?

I was wondering if you, I dunno, maybe wanted to do something together that day. Like old times. US/UK

She's exactly what you are-- a hopeless fan girl. Meet Takara, the fairy tale obsessed kunoichi with a long line of crushes and musical numbers to back them all. COMPLETED

Drabbles. Sixty Four different scenarios of the past that might have been and the future which is still uncertain.

A Series of North American Drabbles. Stories involving Canada, America, Mexico and Newfoundland. Appearences by other nations as well. Its a combination of history and family stories. Not all stories are accurate. COMPLETED

When you sleep, sometimes you dream." Contemplative drabble of Russia's sleepless night.

Someone appears before the host club, armed with good looks and charm to boost: Ryuko Kira. Welcomed by all, they wouldn't know that he has his own reasons for being there besides his will. How will they react when they find out that he is actually a she?

What does Japan do when he develops a prototype for a new camera? Test it out, of course! Various pairings with a stalkerish Japan.

Tsubasa Suoh, Tamaki's cousin, comes to live with him after tragedy befalls her; somehow she gets sucked into joining the Host Club- and we all know that with the Host Club comes insanity! KaoruxOC originally XxImmortalxDicexX's story, but given to me

The 'Cinderella' that will rather sweep him off the street than let him sweep her off her feet. The 'Prince' that observes her more like a specimen in her habitat than the special girl he should catch. What happened to love at first sight again? KaoruXOC

Even though Russia was completely unreadable, China could safely say he looked like he was enjoying himself. Russia/China

America gets an idea for a prank when he sees England's crates of taxed tea waiting for him in the harbor.

America could count on one hand how many times he had seen England cry. US/UK. T for implied sex, England's potty mouth, and America's sexual innuendos.

Camp. The one word that either made you jump with joy or want to live six feet under the ground. And for these eight, camp made them want to live six feet under the ground. Honestly, as if going to school for 9 months wasn't enough. Now they had to spend

Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.

The World Conference isn't the best place to have sex. Germany x Italy

Entering her sixth year at Hogwarts, Juliet faces a decision which leads to heartache, betrayal, and a crumbling friendship. In a wizarding world that is changing rapidly, the students of Hogwarts will have their loyalties tested. PART 2 of 3

The girls who wore makeup, drank lattes, and carried around big, initial-covered bags. . . I was never one of those girls. I was never a stupid girl. Only when I blushed with him for the first time did I ever care about anything like makeup.

I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.

Freddie gets Sam sick, but that's only the beginning of his troubles as they all try to weather the strains and pains of High School, new boyfriends and girlfriends, true love, and finding the right kind of courage.

Ai Fukanou, an S-ranked ninja from the Village Hidden in the Snow, is captured by Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu, brought to the Leader, and then made a member. To make things worse, Ai finds herself having feelings for the silver-haired ninja. HidanOC

Sonic and the gang get the idea to put on a serious toned and thought provoking talkshow where they analyze everything that has taken place in the video games. However, the concept of being 'serious toned' is lost on many of them. R&R.

Naruto and the gang are all in there second year of high school. And for a field trip, they get to go camping. When Ino gets to share a cabin with the love of her life, will he really be what she expected?

Don't be absurd, Tenten," I told my friend. "He's just a mean, arrogant fatalist with a frostbitten heart, and that's all he'll ever be!" That's what I thought at the time. Oh, how wrong I was. NejixOC P.S.:I don't own Naruto

Calysta Black is starting Hogwarts with her cousin Draco. What happens when she falls in love with someone from one of the most blood-traitorus houses ever? FredXOC future pairings remain to be seen CURRENTLY ON HIATUS!

Amy and Nicole, twin pokemon trainers, are on the start of their journey. When they come across new faces along the way, Nicole becomes rivals with a certain coordinator. They both constantly fight, will these two trainers ever get along? ON HOLD!

The next year comes around and Ouran High School get two new member. Yunamei and Chikai set foot on their adventure with the Host Club, but how did they become part of it and how will the boys act with 2 females? Read and find out! OCs x Host Members

The heartbreaking saga of Konoha's darkest clan from its beginning to destruction. [NejiTen, NaruHina] [Adult themes, canon until Fourth Shinobi World War] [Hiatus; undergoing revisions]

In which the Naruto Cast get together and talk about all sorts of topics, insulting other each chance they get. Inspired by the story created by J-Wraith called, Sonic Talk.

After Hinata's defeat at the preliminaries she must prove herself to the Hyuuga Clan. With the help of Neji, Naruto and others will she be able to do it? NaruHina

Sequel to Flowers in the Sand Tells the story of the next Naruto generation and the looming threat which is Kanaye and the hidden village of the Rock. Read and review, please!

Rated T for language. SUMMARY INSIDE. Pairings: LoganxOC, ChasexZoey, MichaelxLisa-READ & REVIEW PLEASE!

A Konoha Boarding School could never hold all the mysteries and action these kids face . 9 year old secrets revealed, kidnappings, fangirls, bashings, fight for their school, inavasions, loves and dances. Just a normal school year, yeah? HIATUS

Shy and obedient, young Talia finally finds love. A Shino one shot ShinoxOC

She always aimed for perfection. Perfection was supposed to make her full. And yet the closer she got to perfection, the emptier she became. So, she went to Konoha Hino Gakuen, because if nothing else, it would make her perfect. Sasusaku AU Highschool fic

Konoha is hosting an all Kunoichi tournament. Come and watch as tenten, sakura, ino, and Hinata fight to be the one on the top.

BEING RE-WRITTEN

While Ash and company are in Sinnoh, what's going on with May in Johto? Read to find out. Contestshipping! This is going to be a long story! UPDATED!

On her way to Sinnoh, Michelle Jordan Loele stumbles upon a cold-hearted boy, Paul. What will she find in him? Currently being reuploaded from a different site. Story includes funny and fluffy, yet serious, stuff! HIATUS.

Hayden and Jean, two best friends, begin they're own Pokemon adventure. Aspiring to be the Pokemon Champion and the top Coordinator, they meet new friends, enemies and encounter a little romance along the way. Summary bites!. 1st Gym Battle is up; R&R!

In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.

Mayonaka is somewhat of a prodigy child. At one point in her life, a demon is sealed within her and she becomes one of a hated breed: the jinchuuriki. Throghout her life she comes in contact with more of her kind. OCxGaara NaruxHina ShikaxTema OCxNeji

[AU][OOC] Haruno Sakura just started her first year at Konoha High, and is tossed into a realm of unexpected craziness. A place where the teachers are into ninjas, and the students are rabid fangirls out to get her. SasuSaku,NaruHina,ShikaIno,NejiTen

What do you do when the one you love, loves another? The story of one teenage shinobi and the girl he loves. OCxHina. Supports NaruxSaku and other pairings. My first fanfic. Plz read & review. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto, not me. On hiatus

SasuSaku Sakura is now fourteen years old and her father wants her to go to a boarding school, which this year is now accepting girls.She experiences the good and bad of the traditions of Konoha Coast Acadamey.Based off of Zoey101. Completed

Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.

When Neji falls ill, it's up to his teammates to take care of him. Or rather, Tenten will take nurse him, and Lee will just wreak havoc. Here's hoping he lives...

Being a kunoichi is being more than the sum of your parts.

HarryXOC DracoXOC She was a dark girl, who never showed emotion, she's from Slytherin and appears to be a masochist, as well as Harry's stalker. So why can't Harry ignore her?

What happens when Fred and George Weasley fall for the same girl? Who is she? Nobody knows, but she's in Slytherin. And she has a few secrets of her own... Pairings: GWxOCxFW RWxHG HPxGW STORY WILL BE BETTER THAN SUMMARY R&R Please !

Three years after Naruto left with Jiraiya, Hinata's gotten stronger. But can she prove it to herself and the Hyuuga clan, or will she have to give up on Naruto forever? HinaNaru

Old grudges come to light as someone tries to take vengeance on the next generation of NARUTO. Little do they know that a legacy lives on in them, making them stronger and whole lot more troublesome. BEING DRASTICALLY REWRITTEN UPDATE PENDING

Naruto doesn't show up for training one day so Kakashi decides to investigate. Team 7 fluff, oneshot. Non yaoi, no pairings.

Aidan Winchester, the little sister of Dean and Sam. She grew up closest to Dean. Sam and Aidan don't get along but will they be forced to when Sam joins her and Dean on the road?

The Hyuuga family is very traditional, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise for the young heiress Hyuuga Hinata. HinataNaruto, Hinata centric.

a new girl walks into the High School Musical group and causes pandemonium. what is this girl hiding? RyanXOC Troyella

Next generation fic. Takes place 15 years after manga. Naruto is a jounin now and has his own, gennin team. What challenges awaits the NEW team number seven? Second exam ends! The real challenge begins now! Please Read & Review!

A set of drabbles from the Naruto world. Mostly angst with a sprinkle of humor, they focus on individual characters or small groups.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Ever imagined a tomboy being in the host club?

Haruno Sakura fears the infamous Konoha High, especially its students. Can she make it through the school year... alive? hiatus

Naruto and the rest of the Rookie 9 and Team Gai are older now.Now it is time for a new generation.Their children.

The seventh year N.E.W.T. students brew up some Amortentia and whether it be Gobstones, sweaty Quidditch robes, or Mother's biscuits, everyone smells something interesting, including Oliver Wood. [oneshot]

COMPLETE Shikamaru and Neji are captured by the Rain during a surveillance mission to be put under interrogation. Without the ability to use jutsus will the two geniuses be able to rely on each other for survival? [Eventual NejiShika]

Amy Ketchum starts her own journey and hopes to be as good as her father. Starting off in Kanto, she already has a rival, Ivan. But meets a new friend, a cousin, and a trainer she tends to run into a lot. [COMPLETE]

A new bug using clan takes up residence in Kanoha to get away from the Sound nation and their wars with other countries. When the Sabishii clan heir, an intelligent and quiet female, meets the Aburame clan heir, Shino, what will happen?

Pairings: Eventual NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaTem, ShikaIno, maybe others. 2yrs after Sasuke leaves, a mysterious girl shows up to take the Chuunin exams along with the Rookie9 and Team Gai.

Hyuuga NejixOC. Izanami and Neji both hate each other with a passion. The reason? Something that happened long ago. As time goes by, the past is slowly revealed. Please R&R.

Four nations lost to the world, a girl who will change Prince Zuko forever, and the ever going battle between the nations......ZukoXOC and SokkaXOC...COMPLETE!

ON HIATUS. She has always hated him for being perfect in everyones eyes. What will she do if she is in the same team as him? NejiXOc

An ancient evil powerful beyond measure rises, and the world is changed forever. Sonic and Co. are ordained by fate to put a stop to this evil. Betrayals, new friends, romance galore! SonicxOC, ShadxAmy, TailsxCream, OCxKnucklesxRouge triangle. 100k hits!

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

The adventures of a new trainer, coordinator, and racer in the Hoenn region. (Updated, Chapter 6)

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...