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 Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Finding Nemo, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, 1984, and Parodies and Spoofs. bitches be craaaaazzzyyy |
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A Photograph of the Artist as a Young Man by fishwrites reviews
Rising fashion model Alfred Jones is cast along side the famous but reclusive Arthur Kirkland for a GQ UK editorial. He quickly discovers that the fashion world's new golden child is actually blind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,874 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hospital Flowers by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
A firefighter has done more than just save Arthur's life. He's giving him a whole new perspective on life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,788 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Born Normal by ghibli22 reviews
Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Tragic Romance of Hedwig and Crookshanks by The Cynic reviews
Hedwig and Crookshanks star in this dramatic piece as star-crossed lovers. What happens when an owl and a cat fall in love? How will they cope? For that matter (more importantly, of course), how will they snog? I have an odd sense of humor. Please don't s
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2001
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Germania Mania! reviews
All the other countries, they be gettin' some play. But not Germania, never Germania. Welcome to GERMANIA MANIA, where Germania gets all the men and ladies in a series of one shots. And we mean ALL the men and ladies, even Canada. Rated T for cocaine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Germania - Complete
Terror and the East reviews
Cursed by a drunkard, the prince must learn the error of his ways. Who could love a monster? Could it be the dark haired beauty that lives in the village below? Find out! Read, or be cursed to wander the globe with an ugly mug. Parody of Beauty and the Beast. So much cocaine it borders on bath salts. Don't get zombified.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Russia, China
Sticky Keys: A LateNight Computing Love Story reviews
A glimpse into the secret and forbidden romance of two Microsoft products. Sam the Search Dog/Clippy the Office Assistant.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
PocahontUSA reviews
In a land where natives run free, England and his eyebrows are off to tame them. That is, until a young native boy tames his heart. It's Pocahontas US/UK style- with Russia. There's so much crack in this story it borders on treason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spain in Weeabooville reviews
TODAY, A GREAT TRAGEDY HAS BEFALLEN OUR COMMUNITY. WEEABOO STORIES IS NO MORE! IN HONOUR OF SWEET WEEBISM WE HAVE DRANK OURSELVES SILLY AND WROTE SOME CRACK! ENTER A WORLD WHERE ROMANO IS 11! SPAIN LOVES ANIMU! AND JAPAN IS STILL ASIAN! SO GOOD!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Nom 'Nom Sweet Fish Cupcake reviews
Nemo and Gill take a romantic tour through the battle-torn memories of Gill's mind. Reads like a harlequin novel that woke up on the wrong side of the bed. A bed filled with crack.
Finding Nemo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Nemo, Gill - Complete
Russiastasia reviews
Ivan Braginski has lost his memory, and his only clue is a mysterious pendant that says, "MARRIED in Paris." Is he really the great Russia? Anastasia parody, so much crack it borders on methamphetamine. T for only the most eloquent of word choices.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Big Brother's Meat Sandwich reviews
Goldstein and Big Brother are star-crossed lovers, who are only allowed to express their full, sheep-themed love over the cold prompt of the telescreen. Enjoy this deep and epic piece of short prose, which was apparently inspired by 4 doses of heroin.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
Sweet Succulent Salmon! reviews
This story is based entirely off of the OHSHC wikipedia article. In other words, I now consider myself an expert at all things OHSHC, and shall now share my wonderful fanfic with all readers on this site. This tale is rated Mature, for eloquent language.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Please, Rub the Whale With Both Hands reviews
A story of love, between Itachi and the killer whale statue at Sea World. Much crack is located within this tale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
