Text Me, TTYL!
11:10am
To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Francis Bonnefoy
Message: So, how are you and Alfred coming along? ;)
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11:12am
To: Francis Bonnefoy
From: Arthur Kirkland
Message: Why are you texting me in class? And I refuse to respond to your question.
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11:13am
To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Francis Bonnefoy
Message: Oh, come now. It's not like you have anything better to be doing, it's health class. And fine then, I'll just ask Alfred in that case.
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11:14am
To: Francis Bonnefoy
From: Arthur Kirkland
Message: Maybe I'm actually trying to pay attention! You're making it awfully hard to take notes.
And things are just fine, if you really must know.
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11:15am
To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Francis Bonnefoy
Message: … My Arthur, if you were so interested about sex ed you could've just asked me~.
Details?
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11:17am
To: Francis Bonnefoy
From: Arthur Kirkland
Message: Oh shut up you bloody frog.
Why do you need details?
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11:18am
To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Francis Bonnefoy
Message: Ohoho, I was just curious. Why so defensive?
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11:20am
To: Francis Bonnefoy
From: Arthur Kirkland
Message: Because you're prying into my relationship status? I would do the same with you and Seychelles, except I really don't care all that much and I'm afraid that you'd give me way more details than I ever need to know.
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11:21am
To: Arthur Kirkland
From: Francis Bonnefoy
Message: If you're ever curious...
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11:21am
To: Francis Bonnefoy
From: Arthur Kirkland
Message: I'm definitely not...
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Welcome to Facebook!
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Heracles Karpusi
Class is so boring...
12 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kiku Honda Please don't fall asleep again...
10 minutes ago · Like
Heracles Karpusi I'll try... They really need to make classes more interesting.
9 minutes ago · Like
Kiku Honda Yes... But try hard, it was very awkward the last time you fell asleep and started moaning.
7 minutes ago · Like
Heracles Karpusi Oh, that. Sorry, my dreams get a little carried away sometimes.
6 minutes ago · Like
Kiku Honda I-I could tell, it was very uncomfortable.
5 minutes ago · Like
Heracles Karpusi Shouldn't you be used to it by now?
5 minutes ago · Like
Kiku Honda What?
4 minutes ago · Like
Heracles Karpusi Oh nevermind, maybe that was a dream too. ;)
3 minutes ago · Like
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2:30pm
To: Vash Zwingli
From: Lili Zwingli
Message: Um... Can I go to a friends house after school?
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2:31pm
To: Lili Zwingli
From: Vash Zwingli
Message: Who's house?
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2:32pm
To: Vash Zwingli
From: Lili Zwingli
Message: This kid Peter Kirkland, he goes to my school..
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2:33pm
To: Lili Zwingli
From: Vash Zwingli
Message: Kirkland? Is he related to Arthur?
And it's a boy? No.
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2:34pm
To: Vash Zwingli
From: Lili Zwingli
Message: B-but! We're just friends! I'm 13 years old, please let me go? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?
And yeah, Arthur's his brother! Do you know him?
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2:35pm
To: Lili Zwingli
From: Vash Zwingli
Message: Yes, I know Arthur.
Is there going to be anyone else there? It isn't some kind of party, is it?
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2:36pm
To: Vash Zwingli
From: Lili Zwingli
Message: No! Well, there is one more kid coming, Raivis Galante, but he's really shy and quiet...
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2:37pm
To: Lili Zwingli
From: Vash Zwingli
Message: It's always the quiet ones...
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2:38pm
To: Vash Zwingli
From: Lili Zwingli
Message: Pleeeeeaaaaaaaasseeeeee?
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2:39pm
To: Lili Zwingli
From: Vash Zwingli
Message: … Fine. But if I hear about anything happening, I swear, you won't leave the house. Ever.
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2:40pm
To: Vash Zwingli
From: Lili Zwingli
Message: YAY! Thank you sosososo much big brother! :D
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3:00pm
To: Kiku Honda
From: Alfred Jones
Message: HEY. So since you helped me out with my relationship, you want some help with yours too? ;)
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3:02pm
To: Alfred Jones
From: Kiku Honda
Message: W-what? What relationship...?
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3:03pm
To: Kiku Honda
From: Alfred Jones
Message: Oh, come on man. We're bros! you don't have to hide your and Heracles thing from me!
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3:04pm
To: Alfred Jones
From: Kiku Honda
Message: W-We don't have a 'thing'!
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3:05pm
To: Kiku Honda
From: Alfred Jones
Message: lol k. thats fine. I'll just go ask Francis for some plan ideas...
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3:06pm
To: Alfred Jones
From: Kiku Honda
Message: Wait! Don't ask Francis! I'll- We really don't have anything going on! I swear!
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3:07pm
To: Kiku Honda
From: Alfred Jones
Message: mhm. Right. Okay, listen my home-skillet-biscuit-with-the-butter-on-top. You guys both want each other, it's so obvious. So we're gonna hook you two up. And by we I mean me and other people. Not you. So don't even worry about it now. c;
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3:08pm
To: Alfred Jones
From: Kiku Honda
Message: Ah- wait! You and who else? And I don't even know if he likes me back, so don't do anything too drastic... this really isn't a good idea, Alfred-san...
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3:09pm
To: Kiku Honda
From: Alfred Jones
Message: HEY. Don't go all official Japanese on me, man. god. For someone who's always reading 'The Air' or whatever the book's called, you're not very perceptive when someone likes you. And don't worry dude, it's all good. I promise.
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3:10pm
To: Alfred Jones
From: Kiku Honda
Message: Ah... If you must... Then I will trust you, Alfred...
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Welcome to Yahoo! Mail
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To: Feliciano Vargas
From: Alfred Jones
Subject: So it has come to my attention...
That Kiku and Heracles obviously have sexual tension. And we need to solve that. SO I call upon you, as one of his best friends or whatever, to come up with a plan and we can follow through with it. Cool, Feli?
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To: Alfred Jones
From: Feliciano Vargas
Subject: Re: So it has come to my attention...
Of course! I'm glad someone's doing something about it, ve. But what should the plan be?
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To: Feliciano Vargas
From: Alfred Jones
Subject Re: So it has come to my attention...
Dude. That's why I emailed you to ask. Oh well, I have an idea.
Why don't we just pull a Francis?
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To: Alfred Jones
From: Feliciano Vargas
Subject: Re: So it has come to my attention...
A Francis? So...
Lock them in a closet together...?
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To: Feliciano Vargas
From: Alfred Jones
Subject: Re: So it has come to my attention...
Yeah! Like what he did with Antonio and your brother. It worked out well enough, right? So why wouldn't it work for this? GENIUS.
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To: Alfred Jones
From: Feliciano Vargas
Subject: Re: So it has come to my attention...
You're right, ve! Now Kiku doesn't just have to be a third wheel when we're hanging out! And it did work out well for Antonio and Fratello! I can't wait! But how are we going to get them into the closet together?
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To: Feliciano Vargas
From: Alfred Jones
Subject: Well, here's the plan:
Step ONE: Steal Kiku's little stuffed doll thing (with the blue hair in pigtails... What does he call it? Miki? Mikoo? I think that's it. Anyways, that thing.) and throw it in the closet. The one right by the kitchen where all those chairs are stacked right next to it, so we can just shove the stack in front of the door once they're both in so they can't escape.
Step TWO: I'll tell Kiku his little Mikoo is in there because the janitor picked it up and was going to take it to the lost and found, but got sidetracked and just stuck it in there. MEANWHILST, you lure Heracles in with a cat... Somehow. I don't have that quite planned out yet. WE'LL PLAY IT FAST AND LOOSE WHEN THE TIME COMES.
Step THREE: Shove the stack of chairs in front of the door, and leave. Meet me back there two class periods later, to let them out. Say that you've been looking all over for them. Oh, but make sure there aren't any moans coming from inside the closet before opening the door. If there are then come back during lunch and get them out.
… FLAWLESS, RIGHT FELI?
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To: Alfred Jones
From: Feliciano Vargas
Subject: Re: Well, here's the plan:
Of course! That's a perfect plan! But when will we do it?
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To: Feliciano Vargas
From: Alfred Jones
Subject: Re: Well, here's the plan:
Uh... I didn't think about that. Tomorrow?
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To: Alfred Jones
From: Feliciano Vargas
Subject: Re: Well, here's the plan:
Of course! I can't wait!
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4:30pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: Hey Lovi, can you come over and help me with my Spanish homework? :D
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4:32pm
To: Antonio Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: Ugh, what do you-
… Wait, what?
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4:33pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: Por favor?
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4:34pm
To: Antonio Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: Do you think I'm fucking retarded? You don't need help with your damn Spanish homework, fucktard. You probably have other... things in mind. Hell no.
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4:35pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: Ah! Have you been spending time with Francis? I wasn't thinking like that at all Lovi, all I wanted was to spend time with you... But if you want to... ;)
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4:36pm
To: Antonio Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: HELL NO. Fuck. I'm not going anywhere. Fucking pervert.
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4:37pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: … :( Please?
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4:38pm
To: Antonio Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: … Fuck. I'll be over there in a few minutes. B-because you'll probably cry yourself to sleep or something if I don't! But we're just hanging out. Not... That other thing. Capisce?
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4:39pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: Of course. ;)
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4:40pm
To: Antonio Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: I'll kill you.
H-hey!
Super short crappy chapter ftw? I had more planned for it, but somehow it just didn't seem to fit... So expect to meet the Netherlands next chapter.
I didn't drop this story. I just... Didn't update it for a really long time! That's all.
Anyways, this chapter is more of a "HEY I'M STILL HERE" thing. Don't worry, the next chapters will be much more interesting and funny. According to my plan book.
... Ffft. America and his plans.
I GOT ALL YOUR REQUESTS GUYS, THANKS SO MUCH. And I know which ones I'm going to use. But I can't shove them all into one chapter because that would be weird.
10th CHAPTER WHOOO. I can't believe I've kept this going for this long. xDD
Anyways, I apologize again for the lack of laughs. NEXT CHAPTER THOUGH, I'M TELLING YOU. I needed something to get the ball rolling.