It's time to turn a new leaf. It's just that simple. I haven't died, I just changed. New interests, new skills, new leaf. Simple, no? My interests have gone from YYH to Kingdom Hearts, and I will be mainly writing for my OT3, RikuxKairixSora. So I stick my tongue out at you Kairi bashers and anit-yaoi KH fans, because if that's not canon romance, then nothing is. Of course, RikuxSora really doesn't turn up all that much until KH2, so if you haven't played that, you really wouldn't know, I guess. And now, Naruto can be added to that as my main fandom, since

--That was from like... a year ago...--

AS OF NOW:

A little about me:

Name: Audrey (not as in the man-eating plant from the musical Little Shop of Horrors, thankyouverymuch)

Age: 19

Location: USA

Writing style: Introspective, character profiling. Use of lots of metapors and superfluous words like superfluous.

Manga/Anime In Alphabetaical Order (favorites bolded and/or underlined):

Cowboy Bebop
FLCL
Gravitation
Hana-Kimi
Hunter x Hunter
Saiyuki
Tennis no Oujisama
Tsubasa Chronicle
Wild Adapter/ Executive Comittee
Yami no Matsuei
Yu-Gi-Oh!

Huh... I could've sworn it was a longer list.

RANTS (because boy oh boy, do I have a whole mess of misplaced anger right now):

ANGST: IS NOT A GENRE! Oh. My. God. What is wrong with fangirls? Why is there so much of this crap? Get it through your heads, people. Angst is an emotion, or at times a verb. It ain't. A bloody. GENRE. It's like saying, "Oh, did you see that new movie? It's a fabulous romance/happy film," or "I think Stephen King writes the best afraid books." You see? It doesn't work. You have horror, drama, and tragedy to choose from, don't use angst!

And even if you do decide to write an angsty story, why? What is the obsession with rape and cutting and suicide on this site? Jesus Christ people, it's not pretend. First of all, most characters who are displayed in fanfiction as cutters/rape victims/suicidal would never actually be that way in the canon. DO NOT SCREW WITH MY FAVORITE STORIES JUST TO ACHIEVE YOUR EMO FANGIRL DREAM. IF YOU DO, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH A SPORK AND BLEACH AND KILL YOU DEAD. It's old, people. All these stories are the same. Get a new angle, for Christ's sake (and if that new angle happens to be anorexia/bulimia, I swear I will make your life miserable). The other problem with these stories is that most of the wirters have no idea what they're talking about. How many people do you think really cut themselve, hm? Do you know how much that fucking hurts? Do you really understand the pain that goes with it? Cutters don't just one day decide, "Ho-hum, I'm bored and my life sucks, I think I'll stab with a razor blade and watch it bleed until I pass out." Rape victims can have serious psychological instability, of a variety of symptoms, one of the most common being denial. NOBODY FALLS IN LOVE WITH THEIR RAPIST. DON'T BE STUPID. Or, even if they weren't raped, but just beaten and so on so forth. Same deal, people. Your screwing with serious mental disorders, and you're offending people who really have them.

CHARACTER BASHING: IS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE AND DISPRESPECTFUL. Don't like a character? Fine, that's your choice. Nobody is going to like everyone all the time. It's perfectly human. However, this does not mean that everyone else agrees with you, and it certainly does not mean that you suddenly have the right to completely canon!rape a character so only their bad sides show!

You cannot possibly understand how disrespectful it is to the author, either. Anyone who has created an original story should know. Authors don't put real time and effort into creating a character, molding it from the bottom up and giving it a name, for no good reason.;

Also, I forgot to mention before, please, anyone, feel free to contact me! I love it when it happens, though it's happened to me once so far, and chance are, if you want to be, I would like to be your friend. My AIM is SabakunoDiae (shut up) and my email/MSN account is candycane33@.

Thanks again to everyone who reads, reviews, adds to favorites, or C2s. It means the world to me, mwah!