HI, my name's Martha. I'm 22 yrs old and OBBSESSED with Harry Potter and Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis fanfiction. I also like to read Will and Grace, Scrubs, Charmed, The Mighty Ducks, Doctor Who and House, MD FanFiction stories. I lkie Crossovers such as, HPxSG1 ; HPxSGA ; SG1xSGA ; SG1xMacGuyver ; ScrubsxHP.

I'm a third year Psychology student and I love to write my stories, and really get to the bottom of why my characters are feeling the emotions they are.

My fav parings are as follows(but not in any particular order):

Harry Potter:

Harry/Snape

Harry/Draco

Harry/Remus

Harry/Ron (on a good day)

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione(but only if its WELL written)I will read Harry/Ginney but I am firmly in denile of how DH works out. I was disgueted with HBP as I saw it as a betrayle of her characters. (Snapes my fav!) For thoses of you who havn't read DH's yet I won't ruin it, but really, Have you been living under a rock or something?

Remus/Snape

Stargate SG-1:-

Daniel/Jack.

Sam/Teal'c

Jack/Sam

Daniel/Vala

Stargate Atlantis: -

Sheppard/McKay

Beckett/McKay

Well that's it. PLEASE review, LOTS. I'm greedy like that. Oh and if asked I'd DEFINATLY be in Slytherin.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I am bisexual, and I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

22 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

5. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

6. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

7. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

8. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

9. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

10. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

11. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

12. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

13. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

14. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

15. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

16. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

17. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

18. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

19. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

20. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

21. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

22. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”

"If velvet had a voice,
it would sound like Alan Rickman..."

You can find some of my original poems over on FF's sister site, I'm there under the same name, MarthaMars.

You can also find 'Keep It Locked Away', on ForeverFandom. I'm there under the name PhoenixSerpent.

Martha Mars.