In a way, Kakuzu had always known that he and Hidan would end up meeting again. Somehow, he had also known that it would not be pleasant. - AU, character death

They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

The Chairman always had an eye for beauty. His wife's part of the story. One-Shot.

After a failed mission, Hinata loses her memory. Unable to be continue being a ninja, she works for the Hokage, doing paperwork. But when Hinata starts to fall for the traitorous Uchiha, things get complicated. [SasukexHinata]

Itachi/Ino. Beauty was a very broad concept, she soon came to realize. Especially when Uchiha Itachi was included in the picture. She could cry forever over the things that she would do for it. For signalbox.

That's all Plague really needed to enter Heaven, right? That's all he needed to go to his Rosemary. PlaugexRosemary Oneshot. Written for the challenge at The Domain.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

Hatsumomo is like grass - she’s weed - and she knows that it will hurt in the end. Vague allusions to Hatsumomo/Sayuri.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

It doesn’t get any better than this. — MattMisa

Deidara fears the footsteps of whomever is coming downstairs. It could be Itachi, Mum, or even Dad. If it's Sasori, it'll be okay. She's not afraid of Sasori. He won't hurt her. -Based off the movie Mum and Dad. Warning for gender-bending-

Agent Pendergast and Corrie Swanson go road-tripping. Destination is irrelevant; it is the journey that accounts for the most. Takes place roughly a couple of years after the events of Still Life With Crows.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.

Deidara finds out that the internet can make two people fall in love easier than one thought. AU. SasoDei

Hayate and Yugao love each other. But every relationship has problems, ranging from a cough to time spent together. Every little thing is important to these two.

Tayuya is found and brought to Konoha alive. Ibiki is assigned to interrogate her for information. One-shot, implied IbiTayu; Ibiki x Tayuya.

Because sometimes even bad things have something positive. PeinxSakura

Everyone has a happy place. Naruto is a bit different.

War rages. Kakashi, a teenage ANBU, has fought in it as long as he can remember. While home on furlough, he encounters Iruka, a pre-genin brat with no clue what war really is. Gen fic.

Iruka-sensei may be a strict and unconventional teacher, but at least there’s always a method to his madness…Isn’t there? One-shot, featuring pre-genin Rookie Nine

Anko is making a portrait, Kurenai and Asuma are NOT cuddling, Genma is making a joke, and Kakashi is amused. Genma should know better than to make fun of Gai. Just a bit of jounin-based humor and looking Underneath the Underneath.

man!AkitoxKyou/HaruxKyou / Kyou sells his soul for the chance to declare his love, but in the end his heart lies broken and all that's left is Akito. Can someone be saved from the devil himself? R for non-con, sexual situations, swearing, violence, etc.

“She was bleeding, she was screaming my name, and I couldn’t even fight my way through to help her.” Mildly Hud/Marlena

Their music had no strict melody, no defined notes. But it was his only lullaby. Akatsuki, Pein-centric.

HidaTema result of RP . A series of emails between Akatsuki Community College tech Hidan and student Temari. AU, crack, humour. Rated for STRONG LANGUAGE. See inside for more details.

Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU

AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.

ORIGINAL VERSION. Cupid is the cruellest of them all. He shoots them with his arrow, and makes them fall in love with whom he chooses. He kills them, because he takes away their liberty of choice. Their free will. SAKURA. PEIN. There’s not much to do wh

Hatake Kakashi was really not cut out for matchmaking, particularly when it came to his student and Genma. He should never have agreed to this in the first place. Genma/Sakura/Kakashi.

Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing

After an administrative error, Iruka finds himself on an S-rank mission with Sharingan Kakashi and snobbish Anbu and, ultimately, on trial for murder. Iruka's past haunts him while Kakashi becomes unwillingly entangled in the sensei's affairs. Gen fic.

A virgin's blood is an acquired taste. And Hidan had always had a morbid fascination for it.

Drabbles related to Kiba's strong sense of smell, and all the little advantages and awkward moments that go with it.

Kankuro and Gaara spend some quality family time together, in the usual Sabaku way. Oneshot

When an injury leaves Neji without his sight, the Hyuuga prodigy must decide for himself what fate he really bears. COMPLETE

While sitting in Konoha's forest, Hayate's musings get interrupted by a young Haruno Sakura.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

Once upon a time, there was a prince... A cracky KakuHi fairytale.

It has been a year since Sand and Sound made their treacherous attack on Konoha. On the anniversary, Genma mourns Hayate with a basket of berries. oneshot

Sneaking around, going bump in the night. A forbidden love between one S-class blonde ninja and a student to hokage. So what are they gonna do when an unexpected baby is thrown in the middle? The Kekkai Genkai of it's father is sure to be a dead give away

How soon is too soon to tell him? Hidan has to wonder that question everyday as he watches Deidara crumble under all the pain that Sasori's death burdened him with. -HiDei. Onesided, unfortunately-

Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.

There is love between them, but only because there is also hate. Never one without the other, such is the Sun king and the Queen of Darkness. AU. sort of MikotoMinato.FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina.

Kira doesn’t always kill for justice. — MisaL

Over a year later, Haru still visits the grave. kyoxharu

There were times when Mark didn't like his best friend. Of course, not everyone's best friend was an electric guitar god with a gravelly voice and a drug problem. PreRENT, Roger/April, shades of Mark/Roger

Kakuzu hates dealing with the aftermath of Hidan's and Deidara's fights.

She is the weed in his garden of youth. InoichiKushina.

AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::

Konoha's jail. Inmates Yamato Tenzou, Shiranui Genma, and Hatake Kakashi. Drugs, rape, and murder. What they do and what they say defines them, but only outside of the bars.

Shikamaru and Neji face off in the long-awaited genius battle of the century...or maybe just because they're both extremely bored.

AkuRoku Day giftfic for Decorinne. After falling down a hole, meeting an enigmatic cat-boy, and struggling hard to stay, you know, *alive*, Axel's starting to get kind of fed up with this forest. Weird-ass oneshot in two parts.

Kakashi x Konan. When he's lost the only three that matter, his mind, and all will to live, all that's left for Kakashi to do is sin.

All Uzuki Yuugao ever wanted to do was to be the best. As an ANBU rookie, she thinks she's finally made it... Until she realizes that the greatest challenge she's ever faced is her captain, Gekkou Hayate. Collaborative fic with Kilerkki

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

The way they walked, and why it mattered. O13.

During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE

Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?

Fugaku now believed that the law of consent was meant to keep teen girls away from older men, and not the other way around. FugakuMikoto.

A creature born of fire, whose cry is the sound of the world falling down around your ears. Kotetsu, Izumo, and Kakashi witness Kyuubi's entrance into Fire Country. 355 words, no pairings.

When their partnership began neither Hoshigaki Kisame nor Uchiha Itachi were entirely honest with each other. Itachi grows up in Akatsuki. Kisame deals with his inner sharky nature. Kisa x FemItachi. Slight AU. Crack. Akatsuki spoilers. Bad summary.

Like most people who mourns the death of their loved ones, Yuugao went through the five stages of grief after loosing Hayate.

COMPLETE: May 22nd, 2009, through the eyes of Rob's brother, Jason Hawkins. My 50TH FanFiction posted!

There is no villain. There is no hero. There is only redemption and damnation, success and failure. Regulus Black, and growing up in all the wrong ways.

AU. Iruka and Kakashi attend a private college. Iruka's in a bad relationship, and Kakashi tries to help him. Neither of them know just how bad things are going to get. RAPE, Yaoi Not seriously graphic. KakaIru, MizuIru, GenRai, OroKabu.

Dying on the battlefield, the seventh Hokage loses consciousness and dreams of the events that led to the destruction of Konoha.

Sometimes it was what he was best at. KakaSaku

Uchiha, get away from me, I have a knife, claws, and teeth and I'm not afraid to use them." ItachiHana

Strange colds on hot summer days could only add to their offbeat romance. kyoxharu

The art and practice of moving on. It's not as easy as it sounds. One shot, set after the movie. Kathy x Dennis.

Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

They both saw someone else in each other. And while they may have loved each other, they loved the person they saw in the other more. Axel/Cloud

Sometimes, the philosophy that "opposites attract" skips a generation. FugakuMikoto. MinatoKushina.

Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.

CGH; Shizuka-taichou is almost never pleased, but Genma's antagonistic antics do little to improve the situation. Raidou's only comfort is that it's never his own nose that's getting broken.

FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.

One, two, three, four, and five...five moments, five Akatsuki. One drifting petal... DeiSaku, SasoSaku, ItaSaku, KisaSaku, PeinSaku.

On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.

Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover

MUST READ Side to Peaceful Waters: What happens when 16 year old Genma discovers something disturbing in the ANBU barracks? its important to the plot peoples!

“She is mine.” In which obsession leads Baki to insanity and from insanity to his destruction. AU

Just like any other seven year old, Kakashi believes in Santa Clause. Only he's learning a few interesting facts about Santa from his father, who finally gets to spend the holiday with his son. One shot KakashiSakumo

When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?

Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.

He is stately and strong, and she is beautiful, and they make a good match. [Uchiha Mikoto x Uchiha Fugaku. Oneshot. Drabbleesque. Implied SasuSaku]

Aoba can't find a babysitter in time for a meeting. Luckilly, Izumo and Kotetsu are free. Also featuring Iruka being his adorable self. And Aoba, because he doesn't get enough love.

Orochimaru's labs are raided. Tenzou is found, and it's debated on what should be done with him. Characters: Yamato, Kakashi, ANBU OMC, ANBU OFC. Mentions of Sandaime, Jiraiya, Anko.

Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.

It may have been the old, creepy house, or the ghost that lurked within its walls, but something gave Haru the distinct feeling that he was living in a horror movie. kyoxharu

All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players, so prison is little different. You can take the girl out of the Jazz Age, but you can't take the Jazz Age out of the girl. A collection of stories from Cook County Jail. Somewhat slashy.

[SasuHina gift drabble for Ceriene] Sasuke never found sweets palatable as a child. Years later, it was love that changed his perspective on what he once deemed unappealing.

Let's kill a man tonight, in the darkness where nobody hides. KakuzuTsunade.

He cursed the way she spoke those two words in a way that made them burn inside of him and made him unable to forget the debt he owed her for saving his life yet again. Thank you. [Deidara x Sakura]

As soon as I heard the first shot, I knew immediately what was happening. My second realization was this: Gaara had finally cracked. School Shooting fic. AU

[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]

A drabbly funny kinda thing with Kakashi and Shikamaru.

The world as she remembered was not like this. Trapped in a decayed village, Sakura remembers the Konoha from before, and struggles to survive. On the road with her is one former labexperiment, and one former massmurderer. SAKURA. PEIN. YAMATO.

Tempt Fate, and eventually she turns around and gets you. A pity Velma didn't see that earlier. Velma character study and part 5 of the 'Fairytales' series. Only one more to go! [edited due to multiple format stuffups]

[HSAU] A sidetrip from Corybantic Dance. Genma's mother comes home just before his birthday, and this time things are just a little different.

There is an immeasurable distance between late and too late. Millennia later, in a modern day Konoha, Obito meets someone he didn't know he was missing. AU, ObiKaka.

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

AU KakaIru Iruka lost his dorm room to an accidental explosion and was given temporary residence with Kakashi. Iruka thinks Kakashi is a complete psycho. Is there more to Kakashi's antics than meets the eye or does he simply hate Iruka?

Temari and her family, before and after the demon.

Kakashi protects Sakura during missions. [slight KakaSaku]

Izumo and Kotetsu are captured on a mission. KoIzu

You know the ending, just come along for the ride. [AU][Borderland Tributes]

The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.

In a world losing the fight against the undead, Shiranui Genma is fast succumbing to despair when a bedraggled teenage boy turns up on his doorstep. Could Hayate be the key to everything, or will getting attached just lead to more tragedy? GenHaya, AU.

[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.

Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD

Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. [Sasori and Deidara centric]

NOW COMPLETE! Kakashi, Genma and Kotetsu are having trouble getting dates. A LOT of trouble. They're so desperate they start asking the other men of Konoha for advice, which they take for better or for much much worse. T for language.

[EOL] Hayate died, last night, and Genma has just come home from the morgue to find Raidou waiting in his living room. This is what it looks like when everything falls apart. This might be the missing first chapter to Always Second Best.

When Gekkou Hayate passed on, he did so the way he did all things: silently and profoundly. When the Jounin he fought beside paid respect to his memory, they did so the same way.

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

If birds of a feather flock together... Uchiha Itachi in 10 glimpses.

How the kunoichi of Konoha unwind and relax...Welcome to the party...No boys allowed. Mild yuri...Oneshot.

The Paperwork Ninja survive a typical Wednesday. Which are better than Tuesdays. Best not to ask about Tuesdays. Various Jounin start an avalanche without realizing whose wrath they have incurred. Contains Hetero & Homosexual relationships, DEAL with it.

GenmaSakura “But I will do whatever I can to keep you safe.” He said quietly as his face moved closer to hers. “And I will love you the best that I can.”

Ah yes, it was the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Kotetsu finds yet another reason to hate prison patrol... Kinda random. And weird. Drabble.

Manjoume wished for normal monsters [Manjoumecest implied, rating for incest and noncon]

Dreams are like rainbows, IX. Only idiots chase them. [How Demyx came to be a nobody and how he also left.][gen]

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot

The orders were clear and unambiguous, it was a retrieval mission. Three ANBU missing: presumed captured and feared dead. Shiranui Genma was one of those missing agents. The story of Genma's hands. Fallen Leaves fic. Rated M for gore.

Misa looks into the mirror and sees rather more than she wanted to. RaitoL, oneshot.

Rainy season comes to Konoha. Set during the timeskip. With appearances by Tsunade, Shizune, Kurenai, Asuma, Anko, Ibiki, Temari, Shikamaru, Genma, Raidou, Iwashi, Rock Lee, Kiba, Kakashi, Sakura, and Shibi. Genfic, one shot, complete.

Five generations of teachers and students—scenes from the life of Konoha’s Yellow Flash. With appearances by Yondaime, Sandaime, Jiraiya, and Kakashi. Genfic, one shot, complete.

/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!

Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

An experiment in a form that's been going around Livejournal lately: Twenty Things Severus Snape Never Said Out Loud.

GenRai A strong ninja is one who is strong in body and mind. Raidou knows that and soon finds out that having a weak spirit can also be one of the biggest downfalls in a ninja. Especially when the war is within one's head.

Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.

In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!

Pendergast novels. Corrie Swanson discovers the hard way that knowing Special Agent Aloysius Pendergast is not necessarily a good thing. Rated for language and violence.

[ONESHOT] Sometimes Kunoichi's are asked to make certain sacrifices. If you have to lose your innocence, you need a good teacher. Odd pairing

They're her balance. It's all she has, all she needs. [oneshot, threesome, IzumoAnkoKotetsu]

... or: Why Sasuke Rightfully Fears Fangirls. Mr. and Mrs. Haruno are having a little talk about their daughter's infatuation with a certain Uchiha heir...

A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.

ONE SHOT. Sakura finishes the written portion of the Chuunin Exams early, and while waiting for the 10th question, a certain figure catches her eye. SakuraKotetsu

Three Christmasses in Kakashi's life, he's received presents. Once, he gives one. [Oneshot]

Butterfly knives are not shinobi tools.This is precisely why the butterfly is so perfect for Kamizuki Izumo's mission.

As a shinobi of Konoha, Obito has a certain duty to be awesome.

Genma and Raidou, and the little habits and practices that define their lives together.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

{The Skeleton Key} Her heart was in the right place, but her body was not… A set of double drabbles about the stories of Caroline, Luke, Ben, Violet, Papa Justify, and Mama Cecile. Mystery, deceit, soul-snatching, and hoodoo lay ahead.

Between the great clans, there is a history that always repeats itself. sometimes it just needs a little nudge.

Lately, Kotetsu has been observing people’s smiles. Features: Izumo, Kakashi and his team, Genma, Hanabi, and Tsunade.

Iruka hates winter, as does Kakashi. But on a cold winter's night when Kakakashi shows up on Iruka's doorstep half frozen, both learn that sometimes just being together can make even the worst of winter's fury bearable. KakaIru

For Kotetsu and Izumo, sometimes the hardest thing to see is that which is staring you right in the face. KoIzu Shounen ai warning.

Hanabi and Hinata. Clan Hyuuga eats its children.

Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...

Sasuke still underestimates Ino. But then, she’s a kunoichi, and underestimation is a kunoichi’s greatest weapon. [Oneshot, post timejump]

Life is full of danger. It is not, however, full of good food, and so Konoha’s Team Yellow Flash enjoy it while they can. [Oneshot, Team Yondaime]

They called them the Generation X kids, the screwed up ones. A look at war, and what it does to you. Kakashi, Genma, Asuma mini vignettes. Oneshot.

When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.

Mary Sunshine: Ultimate pushover. But do those headlines really come from the goodness of her heart? Three times a week, Billy pays her for them. Oh, how he pays. [BillyMary], [BillyVelma] Complete.

[Preston and Child Agent Pendergast novels] When Pendergast runs, sometimes cogs and pinwheels get shaken loose.

Sasuke always thought that Itachi was a genius. However, sometimes even a genius makes mistakes. Short drabble, set the night of the Uchiha Slaughter.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

A conversation between The Torn Prince and the Bound Woman is cut short ^^ Short and mildly cute.