Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Kishimoto-sama, not me.

Warnings: Possible Man Love, Poor Humor

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The Downfall of the Lazy Genius

Kakashi sat silently in his favorite tree.

Shikamaru lay silently under his favorite tree.

Kakashi read his prized Icha Icha.

Shikamaru watched the enormous clouds.

Kakashi's eye occasionally studied the older teen below him.

Shikamaru's eyes occasionally studied the older man above him.

Kakashi wondered when the boy had grown into something so attractive.

Shikamaru wondered when the man had become something less bothersome.

Kakashi contemplated seducing the other man.

Shikamaru contemplated seducing the other man.

Kakashi decided that it was a long way to the ground.

Shikamaru decided that it was a long way to the branch.

Kakashi turned another page.

Shikamaru chose another cloud.