Hello! I am Maiyuko-chan! And here are some useless things about me.

Name: Can't... remember...

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Hair: Red

Eyes: Grey, blue green. I can't really rule out a specific color. They change in the seasons. Right now, My eyes look more green than anything. Now I'm rambling.

Weight: 118

Height: 5'4

Other: My life is my computer, food, water, um... I can't think of anything else. And for some strange reason, I don't feel empty inside...

Likes: Playing bass guitar and cello. Alternate pairings. It depends on who, though.

Favorite Anime:

Naruto!

Rurouni Kenshin

Samurai Champloo

Tenshi (my very first anime. You have to love your first anime.)

Cowboy Bebop

Full Metal Alchemist

Another one of my favorite shows is Invader ZIM, just because Zim wants to destroy all humans. Yes... they must die...

Anyway... my opinion about the Show Naruto!

Iruka needs a chick. Really. I mean, I'm sick of this gay vibe I get from him and Kakashi! Have you seen them talk! Iruka blushes when he sees Kakashi! Noooo! Iruka-sensei, I love you! You can't be gay!

It's too bad that Haku died. You all remember Haku, don't you? He was the guy that looked like a chick, and he appeared in the earlier episodes and chapters. A Haku/Hinata would be okay... Ah, what can I say? I'm a fan of crack pairings...

I'm really pissed at Sasuke right now. I mean, there's such a thing as being too cool. And he's being a bastard!

Did you see the episode where Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro arrived in Konoha? Before they came, Sakura was asking Sasuke if he wanted to train, and he freaking told her off about how she was as bad as Naruto. And then Inner Sakura came up and held that big old rock over Sakura that said, 'As bad as Naruto'. And then he said that she was worse than Naruto, and the boulder got even bigger and it said the word 'CHA!' at the bottom. I love Inner Sakura. She's so awesome! Even if poor Sakura has a mild case of Split Personality Syndrome...

Dislikes:

I am terrified, horrified, and deathly scared and afraid of hobos. I'm serious, I think it might be unhealthy.

Hey, guess what? I have a lot of time on my hands lately and if anyone has troubles with finding an editor or anything-- I'm your girl! Just email and ask me and we'll work something out!

Shinju-chan and I were talking one day, about our fics. The fics we were brainstorming about were "Improbable Friends" (her story) and "Losing Control" (my Shino/Tenten). It was a very useful conversation. In my story, there is this ugly, hideous little bird that seems to be kind of a stupid character that seems to get in everyone's way. It's supposed to be a dove, but it's so incredibly ugly and sick-looking, that no one can really figure out what it is.

It doesn't really have feathers; it has an off-white fur thing going, and it has little bags under its eyes. But this bird is kind of cute, if you look at him long enough.

Okay, never mind. That was a lie.

But it's in both of our fics. It's my own creation, but Shinju-chan will be using it in her fic, so read mine and then look for the bird in hers (but don't expect to find it until we've updated those chapters!). Her story is a Sakura/Neji, with a bit of Hinata/Naruto. It's really good. It's called Improbable Friends.

Losing Control: Ah, my baby. I'm having a lot of fun with writing this. I'm about ten percent done with the newest chapter, and I'm open for suggestions if you have any.

Hinata's Nine-Tailed Fox:I am sort-of writer's blocked on this one...But I am slowly coming out of it and working on it a little. It'll probably take a while to update, but I haven't forgotten about it.

Ah, The Cruel Fates: My beloved Bonkostu/Misao fic... I'm working on a really funny chapter right now, just wait. I know it's been FOREVER since I've updated it, but I haven't forgotten it.

Love and Redemption: I have fixed every chapter and added a fifth. I'll try to update soon, promise. Can you believe that I spelled "redemption" wrong when I first posted it!

To Find Yourself: sighs... I'm completely brain dead for this one. I need to put it away for a little bit and work on the other fics, and then I'll get back to it. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten it. It'll just be on hold for awhile.

Tea Girl Tokie: Ah, the brand new ficcy. It'll be updated... uhn.

Do any of you remember my Yahiko/Tsubame fic? It was called Tsubame's Adventure. It'll get reposted with a different name in a while. It got deleted a long time ago, but I think Pirate Shinju may have it on a floppy somewhere. I was pretty far in it. I really liked that story.

Mission Seduction:Naruto fic. This should make for a very funny fiction. It's a series of slightly related one shots... I think you should like it.

Pairings: Ino/Chouji, Tenten/Lee, Hinata/Kiba, and Sakura/...everyone? Not a smutty thing... okay, maybe... you'll just have to see!

Genre: Humor, Romance

The Gift of the Magi: Rurouni Kenshin fic. It's based on a story I read from my english textbook once, called "The gift of the magi". I'll find the author's name and post 's Soujiro and Misao and their married life. They live in a medium-sized town, and they are a bit poor. But no matter what, they love each other and they are willing to make sacrifices for one another's happiness. It's very cute and funny.

Pairings: Soujiro/Misao, duh...

Genre: Humor, Romance, maybe Drama

Floating Through a Breeze: Naruto fic. A chapter fic. It's a little AU, but I think it will be enjoyable. The rookie nine and Tenten and Lee and Neji don't take Chuunin exams until two years. Tenten is fifteen, and the rookie nine are all fourteen. Tenten and Kabuto are the main characters in this fic.

Pairings: Kabuto/Tenten

Genre: Action/Adventure, Romance, and a little bit of Angst.

I also have an anouncment to make! I have decided to have a little thing going with Tenten. I... am going... to pair Tenten with EVERYONE! Well... probably with a few exceptions, but you know. I'm probably not going to pair Tenten with someone like... oh, Orochimaru.

So, whether they come in oneshots, or chapter fics, they'll be made.

Hey! Read my fics down here! Review!