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Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Get Out of My Head! by Kichou reviews
Neji only wanted to salvage the friendship that he use to have with Hinata, only to find out that he can’t stop the hentai thoughts from entering his head when he is with her. Can he stop these thoughts from entering his mind? NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,242 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Last Rebel by Quote the Speechless reviews
Naruto's spirit is broken at a young age. Now he must rebuild himself, and with the help of Kyuubi and some others, he will do that. His goal? To become the greatest ninja in the world. All reviews welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,391 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4543 - Favs: 9,393 - Follows: 4,826 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
What to become and what to fight for by S0lid Snake reviews
A terrible event occurs in Konoha breaking Naruto's heart and Spirit. After receiving help from Kyuubi he find's out that a new enemy has arisen that even the Akatsuki can't defeat. Naruhina, ShikaIno and more .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,147 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/25/2004
Accidental Engagement by NaruHina113 reviews
Kyuubi decides to take over naruto...the only cure is for a person that is the exact opposite of him to always be with him...and who might that be..of course it's everyone's favorite hyuuga girl..will everything turn out fine?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,439 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Beasts by saraki22 reviews
Naruto graduates a year early and gets sent off to train at another village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 146,329 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/12/2005
Return of the Lost by Manatheron reviews
Book3: Naruto has Returned to Konoha, and nothing will ever be the same. NaruHina, ShikaIno, SakuSasu. Cliche' I know, But at least they had to fight for each other
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,138 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Saviour by Kwisatz Haderach reviews
Naruto is taken in by Tsunade and Shizune. He is trained by the best Konoha has to offer in preparation for a future evil. There is more to Kyuubi than meets the eye as she offers Naruto guidance in his quest to rid the world of an even greater evil.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,308 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/15/2005
Legacy of the Fourth by Rokudaime-Kage reviews
[AU] Inheriting Yondaime's genius and under the tutelage of Jiraiya and Kakashi. Naruto joins the ranks of Konoha's shinobi at a young age to gain the village's acknowledgement and prove he is Yondaime's Legacy. [I dont own Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,913 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Naruto: The Greatest Hero by antiassasinguy reviews
KureNaru, AU. Naruto is raised and trained by the Copy Ninja Kakashi, also his adopted brother. Trials, tribulations and losses What challenges await in his future? Only time will tell...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,445 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Never Cut Twice by Tyrant174 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 6,821 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Broken Soul by MaxFic reviews
Naruto's spirit has broken. He hopes that he can be healed it he tries it all over again, but will he just end up broken once more. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Set In Stone by The SOC Puppet reviews
AU. When the Leaf Village abandoned Naruto to die as a baby, the last thing they expected was for him to come back as a shinobi – and perhaps an enemy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,965 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
Stray by Gmusick reviews
AU – Naruto is brought up and raised among the ranks of the Akatsuki. Now eight years after his departure Konoha is a very different place and forces are moving to start a war that he will unwillingly will be the catalyst.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,565 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004
Change for the Better by MaxFic reviews
AU, Naruto is taken from the village shortly after his birth so that he can be raised away from the hate of the people. How different will Naruto turn out? No deffinite pairings yet. Most likely NaruHina but maybe NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,144 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shadow Claw by saraki22 reviews
Naruto is reported dead after the fight with Zabuza and Haku, but is actually taken in by a mysterious being in order to revive a lost fighting style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,264 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005
Harry Potter and the Rookie Nine reviews
The Rookie Nine have been sent to Hogwarts with two instructors. Why are they there and what is their mission? Duo authors. Rating is subject to change. Crossover with HP.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005