Name: Hallie

Gender: Female

Age: Older than you (maybe)

Location: Uhh... hold on, lemme check... huh. No all I see out there is a... black void...? of some sort. Huh. Well that's creepy.

Hobbies: writing (occasionally), various handiworks (crotcheting, knitting, drawing, sewing), READING, web surfing, creating fictional characters only to forget about them within the week, and Neopets

WARNING: I am overly fond of stupid cartoons, I love things intensely for like a month and then I forget about them altogether (so if you're following me for a certain fandom you're probably out of luck) (sorry!), I'm a lazy ass and a grammar nazi, I swear more than I should, I have the attention span of a golfish, and I love polyamorus ships.

The fandoms may come and go but I will always be 100% Homestuck Trash.

STUFF I LIKE:
(ones that are bolded are ones I REALLY like, italics are ones I read fic for) (there's not as much overlap as you might think)

There's a lot of stuff I like.

BOOKS: the Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling, the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan, the Heroes of Olympus series by Rick Riordan, the Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan, the Pern novels by Anne McCaffrey, the Chrestomanci Chronicles by Diana Wynne Jones, almost everything by Diana Wynne Jones actually, the Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, the Anne of Green Gables series by L. M. Montgomery, Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain by Richard Roberts (it bears saying that I would read fic if there was any), the H.I.V.E. series by Mark Walden, the Song of the Lioness quartet by Tamora Pierce, the Immortals quartet by Tamora Pierce, Trickster's Choice and Trickster's Queen by Tamora Pierce, the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde, The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis, the Vampire Academy series by Richelle Mead, plus all the ones I've forgotten

TV SHOWS: Once Upon a Time, White Collar, Arrow, Doctor Who, Teen Wolf, Strange Days at Blake Holsey High, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas and Ferb, Avatar: The Lat Airbender, Teen Titans, The Batman (the 2004 animated series), Batman Beyond, The Secret Saturdays, Storm Hawks, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible, Kappa Mikey, more that I can't remember right now

MOVIES: Avengers, Thor, Ironman, Captain America, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Mary Poppins, Pacific Rim, The Lion King (and it's sequels), all six Star Wars movies, Tangled, Frozen, How to Train Your Dragon, Hercules (the disney one), Pitch Perfect, Sky High, yada yada yada...

ANIME/MANGA: Dengeki Daisy, Fairy Tail, Nisekoi, The World God Only Knows, Inu x Boku SS, Special A, Last Game, Skip Beat!, Star Driver, Kill la Kill, Hayate the Combat Butler, Mahou Sensei Negima, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Full Metal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Horimiya, Fruits Basket, Onepunch-Man, Naruto, Denpa Kyoushi, Love So Life, Ranma 1/2, Ratman, D.Gray Man, Tsubasa Chronicles, Cardcaptor Sakura, D.N.Angel, Ookami-san and Her Seven Companions, Macross Frontier, and more

GAMES: The World Ends With You, Pokemon Diamond/Pearl, Pokemon X/Y, the Kingdom Hearts series, the Rune Factory series (4 in particular), various Harvest Moon games, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XII, The Sims 3, and so on...

MISC: Homestuck (webcomic), El Goonish Shive (webcomic), Welcome to Night Vale (podcast), Neopets (website), TVTropes (website), Wicked (musical), the general Spiderman mythos, et cetera...

MY SHIPS:

My ships are pretty boring. I mostly stick to the canon stuff unless a crack ship comes off as super cute.

Once Upon a Time: Captain Sawn (OTP), Rumbelle

Doctor Who: RosexNine/Ten/Eleven (OTP), ClaraxEleven, AmyxRoryxEleven

Percy Jackson: Percabeth, PercyxRachelxAnnabeth, PercyxAnnabethxNico (OT3), RachelxNico, JasonxNico, LeoxReyna, LeoxCalypso, JasonxReyna, JasonxPiper, HazelxFrank, ZoexArtemis

Harry Potter: LilyxJames, LilyxRemus, LilyxSirius, HarryxHermionexRon (BroTP), TeddyxVictore, RosexScorpious

Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain: PennyxRayxClaire (OT3), PennyxRay (OTP), PennyxClaire, RayxClaire, PennyxClaudia

Pokemon: Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, Fortuneshipping, Kalosshipping, CalemxSerenaxShauna, ToukoxNxTouka, DawnxRiley (that guy who gives you the riolu egg in D/P)

Artemis Fowl: ArtemisxMinerva, HollyxTrouble, ArtemisxHolly (BroTP), ArtemisxJuliet

Kingdom Hearts: RikuxNamine, SoraxKairi, SoraxKairixRiku, RoxasxXionxAxel, XionxRoxas

Naruto: NaruSaku, NaruSasu, NaruSasuSaku (OT3), NejiHina, KakaRin, TsuJir, ShikaIno, ItaShisui

Final Fantasy: CloudxTifa, ZackxAerith, CloudxZack, CloudxZackxSephiroth, CloudxTifaxZackxAerith, RinoaxSquall, IrvinexSelphie, SquallxZell (BroTP), TidusxYuna, TidusxWakkaxRikku (BroTP), WakkaxLulu, VaanxPenelo, LightningxHope, LightningxFangxHope, SnowxSerah, CecilxRosaxKain

Marvel's Avengers 'verse: TonyxPepper, DarcyxBruce, TonyxPepperxSteve

Homestuck: Johnkat, JohnJadekat (OT3), JohnJade, JaneRoxy, Solara, Nepkat

Katekyo Hitman Reborn: TsunaxKyoko, TsunaxGokudera, TsunaxReborn, Hibarixfem!Tsuna, HibarixChrome, ChromexMukuru, HibarixIpin

Other: NekuxShiki (OTP), NekuxShikixJoshua, TakutoxWakoxSugata (OT3), AlannaxGeorge (OTP), DainexNumair (OTP), AlyxNawat, CarlosxCecil, ElsaxAnna, AnnaxKristoff, EragonxArya, NasuadaxMurtagh, CatxMarianne, ChristopherxMillie, FuryxElda, BladexClaudia, PeterxElizabethxNeal (OT3), GrayxLucy, ErzaxJellal, ErzaxMistgun, SoulxMaka, MakaxKid, KidxChrona, Olicity, OliverxThea, BeastboyxRaven, RobinxStarfire, YonaxHak, YonaxKija, YonaxHakxSoo-Won (OT3), NozakixSakura, MikorinxSakura, NozakixMikorinxSakura, KashimaxHori, TeruxKurosaki, OnoderaxRaku (OTP), RosexAdrian, RosexLissa, RosexChristian (BroTP)

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME:

I am overly fond of the following: polyamory, tough guys with big crushes, AUs, time travel fics, time loop fics, soulmate mark AUs, shitty pop music, anime music videos, shippy fics that have both/all POVs, cliches done well, terrible cartoons, young teen novels, irony in all shapes and forms

I am just the right amount of fond of the following: balanced relationships, family fluff, platonic soulmates, AUs, alternate POVs on canon scenes, pretty writing, canon ships

I am not particularly fond of the following: badly unbalanced relationships (especially where one of them just can't win against the other), romantic love being portrayed as more important than any other kind of love (especially parental/familial), gratuitous love triangle angst when it's really obvious it could be solved happily with a threesome, ruined dramatic irony, c h a r a c t e r b a s h i n g

I wish the following would burn in hell: the existence of parental incest, child abuse, the idea that if a character (coughemmaswancough) is an orphan with a less-than-stellar home life (coughharrypottercough) it means that they were horribly and violently abused even if they show no signs of it in canon

STORIES I WANT TO WRITE SOMEDAY:
(when I am capable of achieving a decent word count and learn how to write a plot worth beans) (if anyone sees these ideas and likes them, they're welcome to use them)

Beware of incoherency below

Unnamed Naruto AU/Canon swap fic

Fandom: Naruto

Summary: One failed seal and now Namikaze Naruto and his two best friends are trapped in an alternate universe where his parents are dead, his family doesn't know him, and everyone else hates him. Naruto just hopes he'll live long enough to get home. A Team 7 fic. NaruSasuSaku

Notes: featuring naruto as a sweet, idiotic, charismatic savant, sasuke as his slightly-less-moral partner in crime, and badass!sakura. i'm sick of cynic!naruto, and i'm having trouble finding this type of fic without him.

Unnamed Naruto time travel fic

Fandom: Naruto

Summary: Humanity is on the brink of extinction. Naruto, the last Kage left standing against Madara, comes up with a madcap plan to save the world--time travel. But he isn't going in alone, no, he's taking his all most trusted shinobi along for the ride. The Konoha 12 insist they weren't informed of this plan. Gen.

Notes: why is everyone always dead in time travel stories? why is it always just one or two or three who try to change reality?

Harry Potter and the Game

Fandom: Harry Potter

Summary: Harry wakes up the day of Dudley's 11th birthday to find his life has turned into a video game. After that, the wizard thing kind of pales in comparison. Ships undecided.

Notes: no bashing! why is it so freakin' hard to find harry potter fics without bashing?! i like ron! i like dumbledore! i like the weasleys! how the hell did molly weasley become more hated than flippin' dolores umbridge??? the hp fandom scares me.

also, i wanted to at least hint at a dating sim facet of the game, but i don't actually ship harry with anybody, so...

The Inscrutable Loops

Fandom: Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain.

Summary: Penny is really starting to hate the feeling of deja vu. Canon ships.

Notes: an infinite loops fic for please don't tell my parents i'm a supervillain, because there's just so much loop potential in those books.

Spider's Pets

Fandom: Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain.

Summary: Human experimentation was not Spider's modus operandi, but she was nothing if not an opportunist. Unfortunately, most of the test subjects died grisly deaths, but three infants survived. Now, 13 years later, the three are chomping their bits to get out in the world and supervillain for real. Inscrutable OT3.

Notes: okay so you know that suspicion that the adults had over spider's involvement? yeah, i wanna take the bait.

The Color of Love

Fandom: Nisekoi

Summary: In a monochrome world where being close to your soulmate lets you see with a single other color, Raku dreams in rainbows. Soulmate AU. RakuxHarem.

Notes: too much time on tumblr will introduce you to all sorts of aus.

chitoge = gold/yellow
onodera = pink-brown
marika = red
tsugumi = indigo
shuu = green
yui = purple
haru = orange
raku = cerulean

American Beauty/American Psycho

Fandom: Vampire Academy

Summary: She's the loose-cannon wild-child of the widely-famed Janine Hathaway; he's a pariah by virtue of his parents voluntarily turning Strigoi. Together, they fight crime (read: Strigoi). AU. Mostly gen.

Notes: The sad, sad, sad fact of my love of vampire academy? i ship platonic rostian more than every other ship (platonic and romantic) combined.

Three's Company

Fandom: Akatsuki no Yona/Yona of the Dawn

Summary: Happily married to Soo-Won after the assassination of her father, Yona's life is perfect. Or, it would be, if her manservant were a little less... popular. Yona's his queen, you know! Hak should pay less attention to his fanclub and more to his sovereigns! AU. Drabblefic. Soo-WonxHakxYona OT3.

Notes: yes, soo-won was the assassin. he got away with it. yona's his adorable, bratty, airheaded wife, and hak's still his best friend. er, ahem, "best friend." *wink wink nudge nudge* more of a crack/humor fic than anything else. also will hopefully feature good-king!soo-won.