Property of Gou

(Not a Pirate, Not a Chef)

Day 1:

Captain suggested I start writing a journal to better understand why everyone treats me like a wall.

Do not understand how this will help.

Day 2:

Captain has questioned about subtitle. Informed her it was a joke to trick anyone from reading journal.

Looked at me with pity.

(?)

Day 3:

Captain read first 2 entries, ordered me to write more, ambitions and dreams she said.

My dream is to be a master pirate chef, also my ambition.

Captain sighed after reading over my shoulder, called Jae-ha and gave him orders to turn me into a proper human being.

Am offended.

Day 4:

This is Jae-ha, since the owner of this dictionary is more apathetic than a brick wall (in every possible situation, be it fighting or bathing), I have taken it upon myself, the great emerald dragon, to turn Chef into a proper lady.

She is monotonously demanding her diary back, I think I have found her first assignment.

Day 5:

Have somehow (surprisingly) retrieved journal while Jae-ha was sleeping. Said (dragon?) man was astonished on how I could enter a man's room without reservations.

Do not comprehend how any woman could get anything done if she isn't supposed enter a man's room.

Have considered hiding journal from prying claws.

Haha.

Day 6:

Jae-ha here, I have realized this mission is easier said then done since Chef's dictionary doesn't include words like decency, embarrassment, and ever other words woman thrive with.

I concede though, am very excited~

Chef is demanding her diary back again. First assignment will now commence :3

(Did chef just pun? Did she write a pun about me? Am utterly goubsmacked.)

Day 6 (later that day):

Jae-ha is stupid. Men are stupid. Have lost faith in both his and our crews futures. (Previous pun made by Jae-ha wavered resolve momentarily though)

To elaborate, earlier Jae-ha stole (snatched?) my diar- journal. Asked him to give it back. He then smiled and said, "Seduce me then."

Stared at him until he squirmed, kicked him and acquired my journal.

I repeat, I fear for his future.

Day 7:

Jae-ha assumes I lack female companionship (Do not understand what makes the Captain then), and so has taken me to town.

To a brothel.

How are woman ready to throw themselves at any given moment going to help?

Jae-ha has officially lost it. Considering looking for a doctor to cure him.

Day 7(still in brothel):

Somehow have acquired acquaintance. Surprisingly female. Name is Yuki, blonde, has chest bigger than watermelons.

Claims am cute and asked if Jae-ha was my brother. Explained my circumstances and how we were most certainly not related.

Yuki cried (?) and said she will 'woman' me up (?) so I stand a chance. (?)

Am worried what ever disease Jee-ha has is contiguous.

Yuki has returned with yukata and cosmetics.

Pray to ever deity in existence this will end well.

Day 7(still in brothel):

Am stupefied. So is Jae-ha.

Yuki must be a sorceress, person looking back at me from mirror does not resemble me. Look like a doll with slick black hair and sapphire gems.

Begrudgingly, feel pretty.

Jae-ha is flabbergasted for some reason. Comments I look pretty after looking away.

His face is funny.

Says I was a silent beauty until I opened my mouth.

His words are not.

Day 7(back on ship):

Captain looked at me and scolded Jae-ha for bringing his females on board.

Not sure if I should be affronted.

First time I've seen Captain so surprised in life.

Weirdly, feel proud. (?)

Day 8:

Jae-ha is acting strange (stranger than usual at least).

Has removed my chef's hat more than once, bristled and then jumped away.

Officially looking for a medical help for Jae-ha since he is now attempting to remove my hair band too.

Day 9:

Crew has gone for fun in town. Am stuck cooking dinner.

Am wondering if it would have been better if I was born a man but after braiding my hair am grateful for being female.

Jae-ha has returned early. (?)

Day 9 (later):

Inquired as to why Jae-ha has come back without crew. Said he was tired. Think that's a lie, do not want to press issue but am curious.

Jae-ha stayed silent for a minute then asked if he could see my hair.

Removed chef's hat and brandished braid (proudly).

He said nothing again and the slowly undid braid. Am appalled but since he is acting very strange, have not tried to stop him.

Lets hair fall and Jae-ha is again speechless.

Have finally broke.

Me: Is something wrong Jae-ha?

Jae-ha: (smiles stupidly) No I just think you look beautiful with your hair down, Chef.

Am strangely touched.

Day 10:

I concede, what ever false impressions of green idiot I had last night are now abhorred.

Found Jae-ha asleep on bed, half-dressed and snogging with pillow.

Disgusting.