12/29/14 Hey, hey, hey, everybody! Ready to take another quiz? No dedications this time, but you get the fun of challenging yourself!

12/24/14 Take a quiz on the Lab Rats archive! Review on one of my stories and let me know if you get 71% or higher on the test and I'll give a dedication to you in one of my newer stories AFTER the quiz is closed! (If you've taken the quiz, you'll know why.)

12/21/14 I'm on Wattpad, if any of you are interested.

12/14/14 Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but like daphrose, many important things are coming up, including semester finals, nine-week benchmarks, orchestra concerts, region UIL, long-term projects assigned over winter break, private violin concerts, etc. I am serious about not being on as much, which saddens me. The PM option will be turned off starting later this afternoon because of another reason: not getting caught. My family has no idea that I'm on this site, and even though I'm a young adult, I will be punished severely. (Something doesn't add up? PM me. I'll explain it.) Whenever anybody sends me a PM, I receive it in my personal email as well as the Private Messaging feature. Eventually, my parents would say, "Hey, let's check our daughter's email to make sure she's not sneaking online." (A while ago I had been on a virtual world site for six months and eventually confessed. It took a while to build up trust but all the while I was breaking it by being on here.) If they checked my email before I could delete the emails relating to/from I will get questioned and caught. So to say, the PM option is turned off and I'll be changing my settings for what I'll receive in my email and what I'll not receive. Confused? Go to "Alerts" then go to the tab "settings/guide" under that and then you'll see a bunch of turn on/turn off options for things like reviews, community updates, etc. This is also to stop me from getting distracted - PMs take up more of my time than actually writing (how about that!) I'm sorry for this, but it's my last resort and it's all I can do tomorrow. To repeat, this is going into action later this afternoon/tomorrow morning. Thank you for your time.

Hey, y'all, I'm AllAmericanSlurp! I originally joined solely for the purpose of reviewing and such, however, I do have a few stories up right now. Check them out if you'd like! I was a guest on this fanfiction site for so long (as in eight years) I decided I'd like to join.

Maybe you're wondering about the username. No, I do not have bad manners. I do not slurp my soup. Or anything else, for that matter. It's just the name of a short story that I really like. What about? Hm... I'll be mean and tell you to look up "The All American Slurp" by Lensey Namioka online. Don't want to? Fine by me; you'll just be left in the dark.

Here's a little video that relates to the short-story: The All-American Slurp

The two fandoms that I will be in most are Teen Titans (the original), but I don't write stories for it and post them (I write them for fun) because I'm super busy right now, and Lab Rats!

Published Stories (These titles are active! Click on them to see the stories)

Clandestine Covers: The sequel to Thoughts of the Truth; action/adventure story telling the tale of a broken family; on slight hiatus
Thoughts of the Truth: A internal-struggling story with an depth and an insight to a character's deep thoughts
Marcus: Broken Android (formerly Marcus' Childhood): A "what if?" story that shows what would have happened if Marcus had survived the crushing rocks - with twists around every corner
Bionic Ice Skating: A cute little one-shot describing family fluff between the Davenports when they go ice-skating
The Wedding: A Frozen one-shot describing Anna and Kristoff's wedding
Too Much: An AU story describing Bree Davenport and her struggle for weight loss
Changes Come; Differences Die: Co-written story published under XxXIamaroleplayingfangirlXxX's name; a Maree story
Heart of Stone: Lab Rats three-shot telling a slightly AU story of what would have happened if Chase had let his envy for attention and his lust for power turn him bitter and cold
Little Artist: Lab Rats one-shot of Owen when he was little and just beginning to paint
Fast Food Frenzy: Lab Rats one-shot - Donald decided to have a little bit of fun with his adoptive kids. What better to do then take them to a McDonald's for the first time? And what trouble could the lab rats make?
Hamster Heaven: One-shot of Trent confiding his troubles in his hamster, Harley.
Paranormal Beasts: One-shot of Agent Graham's moments before discovering the bionic trio
Cheerleader: Stephanie has always ruled high school. That is, until Bree came long. And what does Stephanie do? For heaven's sake, she SOFTENS UP. Since when does that ever happen? (Stephan's Abounding/Birthstone Ring from Cheerleader)
Stage Makeup: Bree Davenport - the star of the play - could use some help with her makeup; it looks like she's used the common lipstick directly on her lips, and she looks like a ghost with all that powder! What HAPPENED backstage? One-shot.
School Makeup: Pencil? Check. Eraser? Check. Highlighter? Check. Marker? Check. Sponge? Check. Hold up, a SPONGE? Wait, what's going on here? Why . . . what is she doing with that pencil . . . oh, no! Stop! (Companion to Stage Makeup. One-shot.)

Stories In Thought That Aren't Written Yet (Way Too Many!)

Consequences: "He was the leader of the world. He was the person that dealt with every single trouble in life - and he was the person who never showed mercy. World's cruelest criminals were sent to their knees, trembling with fear. The palace lives in fear for what he can do. And there's nothing we can do about it." Lab Rats one-shot.
Everything Wrong With Life: A is for atrocity, b is for bad, and c is for criminal. Chase decides to be a wet blanket (not that he is a dry blanket, ever!) and point out everything wrong with the books and TV shows his family watches, driving them up the wall, from A-Z... (multi-chapter Lab Rats)
Cooking Class: Lab Rats multi-chapter story; Douglas decides to do something completely unexpected - write his memoir cookbook. Follow him from A-Z, from apple strudel and arugula salad to zucchini pie and zabagliote and get a taste of his life while cooking... as well as the crazy notes the Davenport teens somehow manage to sneak in...
Holiday Rats: Will be started January 2016 (or maybe even pushed back to 2017) where all of the above projects (or at least most of them) are finished; multi-chapter spanning over main holidays - showing what the Lab Rats would do for each. Lasting for one year. May be pushed back even further until other ideas are finished.
Unfinished Dreams: Lab Rats one-shot; companion to Fast Food Frenzy; shows what Bailey thought after meeting Bree and how it pushes her to follow her dreams
That Dang Girl: Lab Rats one-shot on Grandma Rose and her thoughts on her baby grandson Leo growing up so fast - why does he hang out so much with that dang girl!?
The Dinner Table: (Lab Rats one-shot) What do normal people usually talk about at the dinner table? How the day went, things coming up, news . . . well, how about discussions at a bionic dinner table?
The Other Half of Me or Split Side of a Mirror: Multi-chapter Lab Rats story describing what happened to Parallel Universe Leo (P-Leo) since if regular Leo (Leo) traveled to the Parallel Universe, whatever happened to P-Leo? Read this once it's posted to find out! (Will be co-writing it with daphrose. Coming out in 2017)
We Know Better: Frozen three-shot describing Anna and Elsa playing before Elsa shut herself away; based on the deleted song from the Frozen track We Know Better
From Fitzherbert to Flynnigan: Tangled multi-chapter story describing Eugene/Flynn's childhood from when he was in the orphanage up to the point where he stole the crown
Cake Chronicles: Brave three-shot describing three of the triplets' greatest cake-stealing exploits against their greatest antagonist: Maudie
The Outside World: Frozen multi-chapter story. Anna is studying the map of the kingdoms surrounding Arandelle and wonders if there's anything more to the world. She, Elsa, Kristoff, Sven, and Olaf set out to see the world, and only discover what's beyond the region - and maybe even discover all they've been missing out on - as the modern world has gone out without them. Title may be changed to The Tip of the Iceberg.

Shout-Outs To Some of My Best Friends on This Site

1. MoonlitShadowsoftheHumanSoul—a wonderful, kind, and understanding person who is great to have on your side—just never the wrong side! who writes interesting, action-packed stories
2. daphrose—a passionate, extraordinary budding author who writes addicting stories that can't be stopped reading
3. dreamer4evera—an encouraging, thoughtful person who writes a story seen in 99% of authors on the LR site's "My Favorite Stories" tab

Shout-Outs To My Friends On This Site

4. BTRlover1122—an author who knows about the way of life and writes it into some heartbreaking yet beautiful stories
5. XxXIamaroleplayingfangirlXxX—an author who writes many stories and isn't afraid to speak her mind!
6. DisneyXDGirl—a caring person who stood up for other authors when the infamous flamer KickandBelli made appearances
7. soccermonkey413—an easygoing and kind person who writes on of the best Chase/OC stories in the LR archive
8. Mia-Teresa-Davenport—A shy but optimistic writer that writes intense internal struggle stories and a faithful friend
9. Sunwolfee—A newbie here who is faithful and a cheerful person
10. DFTBAAIDLLTWBAP—Also a newbie with a mouthful of a username but still a very kind, random, encouraging, and inventive friend (see Yell Bubbles)

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you KNOW there is so many good copy and pastes out there but your profile is already long enough so you'll just leave it at this.

Favorite Quotes on Lab Rats

"But it's impossible! They were gone!"
"Yep, and so were the dinosaur. But through the magic of cinema, we get to see them again!
-Ex-principal Perry & Bree; Bionic Rebellion

"Well, we are in the middle of the ocean. Maybe a mermaid stole it!"
"Yeah, or a dolphin!"
"Adam, that doesn't even make sense."
"Oh, and a mermaid does?"
"At least mermaids have arms!"
"They do not have arms! Now, mermen, they have - "
"Stop talking!"
-Chase & Adam; Bionic Rebellion

"Big D, I know I'm not supposed to touch your stuff, but you know how sometimes things happen, and sometimes things happen when you really don't want them to happen and that just happens to be what just happened, upstairs."
Leo; Avalanche

"I was in the bathroom; should I invite you next time?"
Chase; Principal From Another Planet

"Yes. I flew halfway around the world in a massive storm and risked my life in an avalanche to rescue you, so I could then poison you."
Douglas; Avalanche

"BOOM! Hows do ya like them spahklahs?" (The misspellings are purely intention to accentuate Bree's Jersey accent)
Bree; Drone Alone

"Have you looked everywhere? He's a small man. He could be obscured be a houseplant, or a family sized can of to-ma-toes."
Leo; Bionic Showdown

"Because, I'd already cracked the guitar, but if my dad knew I'd broken it I'd be in so much trouble, because my family is so poor, and I just want everyone to like me, 'cause I'm always the new kid, so I made everybody think that Leo did it, because I'm so scared, and it's so hard to make friends, and I'm just a dumb kid compared to you all, and my grandma just died!"
Marcus; Concert in a Can.

"There's my employee of the week and my weak employee!"
[Insert Chase's quote.]
"I'd be better at my job if, you know, I didn't have... friends. And a life."
Scott & Bree; Scramble the Orbs

Teen Titans (2003-2006) Favorite Quotes

"I know what you're thinking. There's nothing more annoying than when you can't play your tuba in the bath tub!"
-Beast Boy; Homecoming Pt. 1

"Evil beware. We have waffles."
-Raven; Cyborg the Barbarian

"Do you have a problem?"
"Yeah, it's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!"
-Robin & Cyborg; Divide and Conquer

"Want some cotton candy?"
"The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white and it did not taste very - "
-Robin & Starfire; Sisters

"To replenish your heart with health, and cheer, I offer a traditional Tamaranean folk song. Deep breath. Begins screaming. "HOooaoaahhhhhhHHHHhhh!"
-Starfire; Only Human

"Yeah, this is disturbing."
"Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us! I never knew wearing a cape was so much fun! It is wonderful!"
-Raven & Starfire; The Quest

"Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food!"
"Agreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful!"
"Um, Starfire...?"
"That's mustard."
"Is there more?"
-Cyborg, Starfire, & Robin; Sum of His Parts

"Last year on my birthday my friends got me a cake and some balloons. But I couldn't enjoy it because my dad Trigon the scary red demon with horns took over the world and there was fire everywhere and this ugly guy Slade with a skeleton for a face came after me and - "
*horrified gasps from little children*
" - My friends saved me and we all had cake. The end! *cheesy grin*"
-Raven; Hide and Seek

The Bang Shrine

Just what is this ominous sounding "Bang Shrine?" Let me help you out, my friend.

It was a dark and stormy night (okay, fine, it was a sunny Spring morning) when my author/friend daphrose and I had the same idea about publishing a "what if?"/AU story on the Lab Rats archive. What did dear daphrose do? Ever so dramatically (so what if she did it virtually on an imaginary piece of furniture?) she banged her head on her table.

This happened several more times when we tortured each other with spoilers that had important words with really strong spoilers censored/starred out. What did we do? We found wonderful (not-so-wonderful... what's it to you?) comfort in banging our heads on the table. This went on for a long, long, time. (Okay, fine, for about five days. So?)

And then, one day, I had a EUREKA moment!

The next time daphrose was about to bang her head on the table, which was probably about to collapse because of all the times she'd pressured it with her rather-heavy head (no offense, darlin'!), when I virtually and gently lead her to *ominous voice* THE BANG SHRINE!

(What's that, daphrose? You're asking me to get to the point? All right, all right, I just thought I'd entertain the readers with a little bit of dramatic story-telling. Don't you tell me to save time and stop beating around the bush! I'll get there when I—did you just slap me!?)

Technically/virtually, the Bang Shrine is made of the hardest brick/cement homogenous mixture of materials in the world! You could bang your head to feel better on a tough day and not even the tiniest crack the width of a hair would appear. It is a wonderful place to relieve your stress! Feel frustrated on one of mine or daphrose's or MoonlitShadowsoftheHumanSoul's or dreamer4evera's cliffhangers? Go ahead and visit *announcer's voice* THE BANG SHRINE!

P.S. Admission completely free. People who are insane with insanity are more than welcome. Break your head on the extra-tough wall? We'll ship your remaining pieces of your body for free! Alaska and Hawaii not included. Shipping and packaging could take days.

Yell Bubbles

Created by my dear crazy random friend DFTBAAIDLLTWBAP, these cute little bubbles are like any ordinary bubbles except when you pop them they become a word. Like if you blew a bubble and popped it, depending on the last few words you said, it would say that.

Allow me to demonstrate: *blows bubble and pops it* The words "DEAR CRAZY RANDOM FRIEND" echo in the air.
Yell Bubbles taste like Orange Gatorade. In a few months they'll be coming out in flavors such as Cherry, Lime, and Chocolate.

For sale at the Bang Shrine as free complimentary presents. They are obviously not free because they are complimentary. Glares. You can't have your cake and eat it too!

The Writing Zone (Mentioned In A Few A/Ns) & The Author's Corner of Shame

To all you writers out there...

You know how sometimes writing can come really easily and it just flows out of your system like, um... This is the Writing Zone! And how sometimes when you haven't updated a story for such a long time but you really want to and your reviewers are pressuring you to, it suddenly seems really hard to write and the writing is choppy, not your best work, seems forced, and just isn't good?

Well, you're not alone if you've got these symptoms of The Writer's Zone Writer's Block. (Long name. Abbreviated and hereinafter [who uses that word!?] referred to as TWZWB.) It all happens to us - and frankly, I've been hit with a huge case of it right now. Therefore - story updates will either a) take a long time but will be really good quality, or b) will be quick but poor quality. Your choice, faithful readers!

And, also, to you writers that are hopefully still out there sitting patiently or impatiently for this section to finish: Know that if you have TWZWB and I'm one of your reviewers, I will always stick by your side and wait the story out to the end (unless it's abandoned)!

Now . . . the Author's Corner of Shame, a.k.a. ACS. This is the land of ACS, where authors are sent by punishment from their reviewers when the fail to do something they promised (such as updating in a certain time span) or failing the faithful readers by having a huge disappointment by saying the much-loved story is on hiatus/abandoned. I have multiple offenses with all above mentioned scenarios . . . and I am proud of it. Being an author includes doing bad things, because, of course, you can always torture your readers into treating you nicely again by holding them hostage by review count. (Cue evil grin.) Therefore, the ACS, while a terrible place to be because you're scorned by the reviewers taunting you through the virtual window with bars on it, is a great place to be because you sure aren't in the cell by yourself. (Peers at almost every author in the Lab Rats archive and sees them sitting scribbling on the walls, full of fic ideas.)

Crazy Quotes You Only Hear From Friends & Family & Yourself (All names have been changed for privacy reasons except mine; the names I call my friends by in this section while talking are not actually their names. This has been shortened.)

(In a Southern accent.) "I've been birthed!"
-Sylvia

"Turtle times turtle equals turtle squared!"
-Sally

"Stink-OOOOOOOO!"
-Sally's mom

"Guys, we have them surrounded. There are way more of us and we can just rip their papers out from under them - "
"Please? I'm one of your good friends!"
"Sorry . . . it's an Asian thing."
-James, Isabella, and me

"Ba la la laa."
-Ezio (trying to imitate Baymax)

"How did I get out of Iraq? I ran!"
-Lola (Get it? Iraq, Iran...)

"Where did the girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere!"
-Marilyn

"Popcorn?"
"Eh..."
"Popcorn?"
"Eh..."
"More popcorn?"
"Yes!"
-Ramona and me

"Ask him if he has guns!"
"Guns! Guns?"
"What kinds of guns are you talking about? The shooting guns?"
"Um... yes! Yes! Of course! That's of course what we're talking about! Yes! Guns! Yes! Yes! Totally not the other type of guns. Yes!"
-Shannon, Alyssa, and me

"We are failed waving failed high fiving foot fiving hungry hungry orchestra ACL advanced yellow buddies."
-Me, talking to my friend Alyssa

"What's the first thing you think of when you hear my name?"
"Um . . . porn."
"Liv makes you think of porn!?"
"And yelling."
"PHILBERT!"
"See, I say you yell, and right after that, you yell!"
*growling*
-Philbert and me

"That's a bin."
"No, it's not!"
"Yes, that's a bin!"
Lola and Sarah

"Excuse me!"
"You are . . . excused."
"NO! I meant 'excuse me' as in what the heck do you think you're doing?!"
"Why, excusing you, of course!"
-Ramona & Me

"You are such a CLORBAG VLABERNELK!"
-Me

"SCHMOOBYPOO!"
-Bradley

"Buttons and slides; combinations combine!"
-Helen

"Are you trying to bite me!?" Pause. "With your hand!?"
-Ramona

"No flamingos at the trial!"
-Mr. Ennis

"I would slit your throat if there were not such a thing as code of conduct. I have a "satisfactory" in Orchestra and killing you by enormous blood loss, no matter how pleased I would be, would not fare well for my final grade."
-Me

"I will not let the Tootsie Roll win!"
-Ramona

"Let's make three-sixteenths of a cookie!"
-Adrian

"Cheeeeeeeeeese poooootaaaaaatoooooooooes."
-Helen

"Come on, Liv, it's time to stop playing with the sprinklers!"
"But the rocks need watering!"
"... You've had way too much sugar."
Natasha and Me

True Lab Rats Lovers

You should know all of the answer to these statements/questions if you are a true Lab Rats lover. Some may be trick questions, in which there actually is no answer. But you'll have to know Lab Rats extremely well to answer every single one of them, including the trick questions! And, this will be a grueling process. There are many questions relating to teensy-tiny details from the show that many of you reading this have missed; there are also, currently, 50 questions. This test is complete; no new questions will be added for a while. If you take the test, you may PM me the results and I will look at them and determine your score.

1. Chase does the refrigerator dance in what episode?

2. Bree's boyfriends' names are: (Hint: there are three)

3. Adam labels his shoes; but the labels say...?

4. Douglas is who?

5. The weapon Donald used in Taken...?

6. All of Chase's abilities hidden (so far up to Season 3?) included?

7. All of Adam's abilities, hidden (so far up to Season 3?) included?

8. All of Bree's abilities, hidden (so far up to Season 3) included?

9. What episode did Leo have bionics?

10. What is the relation between the rats and a) Douglas, b) Donald, c) Tasha, and d) Rose?

11. What Principal Perry replaced the center dingo thingy with in Not So Smart Phone

12. All of the rats' glitches...?

13. The name of the first episodes in each season and how long they last?

14. The name of Chase's glitch and how many times he's come out and which episode(s) he comes out?

15. The LEMP is...?

16. The Lab Rats' mother's name is...?

17. How many mission suits have the Lab Rats acquired?

18. Recite, word for word, the crazy line Leo said after he ran down to the lab after he froze Tasha and Janelle (Hint: Begins with, "Big D, I know I'm..." Go on from there!)

19. Where the Lab Rats live and in what state...?

20. The shape on the new lab's floor...?

21. Why Krane has wires on his head...?

22. Who is Leo's girlfriend?

23. Who is Adam's girlfriend (in Season 3)?

24. Marcus died because...?

25. Dewey the Dingo caught on fire because...?

26. Adam does what with hair strands in shower drains?

27. What is the name of the girl Leo crushed on in the fourth episode? (Third, if you count Crush, Chop, and Burn altogether, not separating them into two parts)

28. Marcus made what club?

29. Finish this line: "Ooh! That's a funny joke. Where'd you get it, your...?" Bonus: What episode and season is that from and who says it?

30. Adam's middle name is...?

31. Bree's middle name is...?

32. Chase's middle name is...?

33. Chase wore a shirt in Commando App that was seen again in what episode?

34. When was the force field BALL introduced, a.k.a. what episode?

35. What shoes do Bree wear constantly? And the colors?

36. Name three reasons Douglas gave to convince Chase to join him.

37. Chase uses two simultaneous abilities twice in what episode? And what abilities were used simultaneously?

38. The magnetism app was introduced in what episode and what season? And which episodes has it been in altogether and what episodes?

39. The teleporter's weak spot was...? (Hint: As in, what were its faults?)

40. What TV show did Douglas make Marcus record and set the DVR to?

41. Douglas backed up what type of music for twenty years?

42. What purpose does the mole on Marcus' neck serve as/for?

43. Quote one of Spike's lines from Spike's Got Talent, word for word.

44. Chase is now worth how many dollars? Bonus: What episode/season is this from?

45. Finish this line: "Your capsules have regenerative abilities. They're..." Go on, finish it! Bonus: Who said that line and in what episode/season?

46. What destroyed the water fountain? Bonus: What episode/season is this from?

47. Principal Perry's mother's name is...?

48. Perry's full name?

49. Hairy fruit is...? Bonus: What episode/season is it from; who said it?

50. What episode do Bree and Ethan flirt around using number terms for each other? Quote one of the lines, word for word.

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