Update: this cow really wants to do a complete overhaul of her crappy 'fics' from what feels like forever ago

All-time Favourite Yaoi pairings

Yamamoto-Gokudera (8059)

Yami Marik-YamiBakura (psychoshipping)

Lavi/Rabi-Kanda

Renji-Byakuya

Naruto-Sasuke (narusasu)

Sirius-Remus

Luffy-Zoro

Heero-Duo

Tyson-Kai

Inuyasha-Sesshomaru

Quotes found on someone else's page:

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" ... since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two negatives make a positive?

"People say life screws you over, well you wanna know what I think? I think we should get a grip on life, bend it over and say: now it's your turn bitch!"

"Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh"

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."

"We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other."

" If nothing lasts forever; can I be your nothing?"

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

The fearless are merely fearless. Those who act in spite of their fear are truly brave.

If I don't grip the sword I cannot protect you. If I do grip the sword I cannot embrace you.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

It would be easier to reshape a mountain than to reshape human will.

It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.

"Its a tough job but somebody's got to do it! So good luck on that..."

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is I know nothing... - Socrates

Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.”

"I can imagine a world where there is only peace; there is no war, famine, or sickness. I can also imagine us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect a thing."

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney Dangerfield

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.

When a crush crushes you a good friend will comfort you, but a best friend will go up to him and yell "It's because you're Gay, isn't it!!" in his face.

In retrospect, Blue's Clues isn't very educational. It teaches kids to talk to inanimate objects because they can and will talk back to you.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of your lives learning to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years being told to sit down and shut up

"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then proceeding to tell you exactly why it isn't."

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Boys: can’t live with ‘em, and it’s illegal to shoot ‘em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

The road to success is always under construction.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

I don’t need your attitude; I got one of my own.

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

“There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…”

Never say you don’t have a chance with someone when you haven't asked.

"What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one."

"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."

"Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Never mess with guys wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems.

"It takes so much more power to forgive than to kill the person who broke your heart."

You said you would always be there for me... i guess we have different definitions of always.

I would trade ten thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday.

"Regret is the painful knowledge needed to become wise."

The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone...it was in a room full of people that never even cared.

It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. ~Lamartine

You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present. ~Jan Glidewell

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra

There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. ~Harry Crews

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. ~Alexander Graham Bell

"How very thoughtful… an introduction to pain… you should be proud my dear… no one's ever hurt me this way"

A true friends doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front

"Sex is an emotion in motion."~Mae West~

~Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity. ~Henry Van Dyke

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage.~Lao Tzu~

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. ~Vipin Sharma

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

Do I love you because you're beautiful,

Or are you beautiful because I love you?

~Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.~Rosemonde Gerard

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. ~Mark Overby

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. ~Author Unknown

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~Author Unknown

Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

And remember this...never say i love you, if you don't really care...never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there...never touch a life, if you mean to break a heart...never say you're going to, if you don't plan to start...never look me in they eye, when all you do is lie...never say hello, if you really mean good-bye."

Love it when you are not dreaming but you feel as if you were"

"If I could be anything in the world I'd be your tear so that I could be born in your eye live down your cheek and die on your lips"

"Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him"

when i look into the key bored i see u and i always beside each other!

"By telling someone you love them you're giving them the easiest weapon to hurt you..."

Torn between two, who would you choose, the one that you love, or the one that loves you ?

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