...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Sasuke had been lied to so many times already. He did not think anything could eclipse the truth about Itachi's role in killing the clan. Yet it seemed that there was still room for shock. And he does not know what to do when he learns that Itachi had survived their battle. His brother was alive. His Aniki...was not gone.

Itachi awakens in the time Sengoku Jidai, as the brother of Madara Uchiha, still sick and being hunted. Yaoi.

In an AU that resembles feudal Japan, Pein is a warlord, set on revenge. Itachi is a creature of the floating world, a male courtesan. Fate crossed their paths, but will their different worlds collide? Yaoi warning, PeinIta and others, Lemons on your way.

Morality and logical limits are not Orochimaru's strong point, even as a loyal Konoha shinobi. Thankfully, it seems that parenting actually is.

Part 3 of the superhero!AU. "Photokinetic," Orochimaru repeats, eyes narrowing faintly at the White Fang. If he's dealing with an idiot, he'll—well. Be polite, because the man did save him, and Jiraiya will be insufferable if he makes his hero-rescuer cry (again). To his surprise, however, it's not offense overtaking the hero's face, but glee.

AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned

Part three of Cry Havoc. Five points of view on a family of monsters.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

Sasuke survived the Uchiha Clan Massacre, thanks to his older brother. The only problem is that he wasn't the only one Itachi saved, and now he has to live with the 17 extra kids that Itachi managed to protect as well! How will Sasuke cope with this new chapter in his life? Sequel to 'A Different Decision!

A simple reprieve from the war sends Hashirama and Tobirama down a dangerous road filled with death, lies, heartbreak, fateful reunions - both good and bad - and an Uchiha Assasin. Whom is closer to Madara and Izuna than anyone guessed. Slight AU. Yaoi.

Part two of Cry Havoc. Even monsters can be human. Of confrontations, choices made, and a small change that could very well shake the foundations of the world.

Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.

Shisui, you see, is a big believer in True Love. Specifically the part about it Conquering All (Including Scary-Ass Fathers). (ItaShi, Oneshot, Say Anything Fusion)

HPSS slash. AU. When Voldemort inflicted the Horcrux on baby Harry, his mother's love manifested by wrapping around it to protect him—giving Harry some personality traits and memories of Lily's. Dumbledore takes personal charge of Harry, helping him cope with the memories and train to defeat Voldemort. Severus meets him for the first time when Harry is seventeen years old.

FG/HP: Though discriminated against, werewolves have established intricate politics within the Wizarding World. When the public finds out Harry Potter was bitten by a werewolf, there is a cry of both outrage and overwhelming pity. But who would take more interest in the news than the prestigious Alphas of Britain?

Leo discovers that his unborn child is in danger of being erased by the ones he trusted the most, and the horrified Charmed Ones write a spell to make certain Piper's second child survives...only to be dragged into a terrifying future they could have never imagined. (Chris revelation story, AU)

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

The tension in the Uchiha Clan and the turmoil in Itachi's heart will reach boiling point as the set date for the Uchiha's Coup d'état and the Village Elder's planned massacre looms ever closer. Can Itachi hold on to his brother through these harrowing times, or will their bond unravel in the sea of blood? Lives and stories will change forever. AU

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Part one of Cry Havoc. Naruto isn't the only one in the village to earn the title "monster". At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally. Mentioned slash.

Itachi's life could have taken so many different roads. In one life, he fulfilled his duty and slaughtered his clan, but he refused to kill his little brother. What if the gravity of the situation had weighed too heavily on him to accept that mission? What if Itachi declined and made a different decision to save who could be saved? COMPLETE. Sequel in progress.

Itachi refuses the critical mission and flees the village with Sasuke. Several years later, Sasuke wants to take the Chuunin exams, but all the Uchiha are believed dead...slight NaruSaku SasuHina, mostly gen...Now starting Part II!

Redemption is never easy to find, but now that Orochimaru has picked a different path, he won't walk it alone. Part three of A Snake Among the Leaves.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

FenrirxHarry - Watching Potter refuse to break under Voldemort's torture, Greyback senses that he is far too valuable to his species to allow to die. Demanding possession of him, he takes the boy as his own. Unfortunately, the boy refuses to bend or break under him either…

COMPLETE. Orochimaru has debts to settle and plans to set in motion. Second chances are rare enough; he's hardly about to waste this one. Part two of A Snake Among the Leaves.

Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.

Complete! At the end of the battle in the attic in "Chris-Crossed," Wyatt is thrown into the past, and Chris is stranded in the future. An AU of the second half of Season 6.

A trip to the emergency room is the last thing that Itachi expects to have to deal with at 2AM. AU, one shot, no pairings.

COMPLETE. Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well. Part one of A Snake Among the Leaves. JiraOro.

And this is a way it could have happened, because fate is a river, not written on stone. A little boy met a stranger and escaped his unhappy home, toward the cracks in the world where magic crept through...

Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.

Sasuke attempts to surprise Itachi on his birthday. This was a terrible, terrible idea. (ItaShi, BOTB 'verse)

Thanos never pulled Loki from the void, and the invasion of New York never happened. But the peace is only an illusion, and years after Loki jumped from the Bifrost he falls, quite literally, into the life of one Tony Stark. Broken by the emptiness, Loki struggles to pull himself back together in time to stop the Mad Titan from ruining everything.

How many times did he have to do this to get it right? That was the one question that kept going through Chris' mind and how many more times would he get it wrong? Season 6, AU, Revelation fic.

The Third Ninja War is coming to an end. Namikaze Minato is sent to Grass for a simple mission but when he meets a four-year-old boy named Itachi, he gets more than he bargained for. Minato/Kushina, Fugaku/Mikoto. Complete.

Short companion piece for the Handbook. This was written for the Fandom For Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of last year's compilation. It's exactly what it says on the tin, set after Harry's freed Dobby and they're out roaming the countryside again, but before the events of third year.

Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)

Shortly before Naruto and Jiraiya were due to return to Konoha from the training trip, Itachi kidnaps Naruto and takes him back to Ame. When Naruto wakes up, he finds that Akatsuki has an offer for him that is very difficult to refuse and that there is more to these enemies than he had known. Naruto/Itachi

Itachi Uchiha receives his first mission in ANBU: protecting a certain trouble making Jinchuriki. He bonds quickly with the boy, but dark forces rise to threaten Itachi, Naruto, and those they care for most. Non-Massacre AU

With Kakashi at his back, Itachi expects his ANBU initiation mission to go smoothly. With his own doubts, an informant who tries to kill him repeatedly, and a mercurial Tsuyu Shisui in the mix, Itachi might have fallen in rougher waters then he can swim.

SM/HP: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.

"In a world ruled by Samurai, breaking the code had terrific consequences. But what if love was the reason for rebellion? What if love was the motive for defying the sacred code? And what if the one defying it was the most important samurai of all?" Main ShiItaShi with side shippers. Rated M. AU. Yaoi.

Uchiha Itachi: younger brother, rival, student, despot, comrade. Or, Five Roles Uchiha Itachi Never Played.

The battle between Sasuke and Itachi goes differently, and Sasuke chooses to bring them both back to Konoha. This is the events surrounding their return and the price they pay. Naruto/Itachi

LV/HP Kiddnapped as a baby, Harry Potter is raised oblivious under Dagnar Lystad's powerful regime in Norway. After a family tragedy, Harry is forced into the world of politics at a young age. Surrounded by constant deceit and betrayal, and the struggle to prove his worth, he finds an unlikely pillar in the Dark Lord of Britain.

A mysterious noise in the night sends Itachi and Shisui on a mission with unforeseeable consequences. Alternate timeline, gen, T for canon-typical violence and a little language.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Once upon a time, there lived a king, a queen, and their two sons. The problem with this fairy tale is that we have already one prince too many and no princess in sight. Oh boy. SasuIta.

Sometimes, we don't like it sweet. Sometimes, we don't want it consensual. Sometimes, we want torture and humiliate the untouchable, knock him off his pedestal, and desecrate him on his own altar. SasuIta. Dark.

It was his birthday, and Itachi was home.

"When you grow up, I know I'm going to marry you." A bildungsroman of two, because Shisui couldn't be complete without Itachi. ItaShi/ShiIta.

The Charmed Ones mistrust their new whitelighter from the future. But when a portal catapults a mysterious stranger from the future into their midst, they experience a side of him none has ever imagined. A chris!revelation fic.

"Be careful what you wish for." Sasuke discovers that changing the past could alter one's future. Drabble style.

A collection of brief, largely unconnected stories about Itachi and Shisui. Some will be short, others long. Quite a few will be AUs. Needless to say, there will be slash.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

Itachi is born with the Mangekyou Sharingan, and Fugaku orders him killed. Sixteen years later, he has to deal with the consequences. Sequel now up!

Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.

A collection of one-shots for every day in November. Ranging from AU to Canon to What-if, random characters, non-Naruto bits will be posted elsewhere.

Smell and preference through the years.

SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 550::COMPLETE:: Another take on the Uchiha tragedy: A plan starts to unravel. Decisions must be made. The transition from child to adult is never easy, but it is something to watch. ::Warnings inside::

HPDM slash, creaturefic. Given phoenix wings by a misfired curse, Harry wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. But Draco Malfoy has a strange investment in his keeping them. COMPLETE.

And branch apart, following wind and road; cross again, and sometimes run side by side. Harry roams. Fenrir ambles. AU.

Just as Chris was daring to think his birthday wasn't as cursed as he previously believed, he turned 23. Joy.

To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE

Sequel to Perchance to Dream. The world is at war, Akatsuki is on the prowl, and a corrupt Hokage rules Konoha. The group of exiled ninja called Genshi must face these problems, or watch as everything they love and stand for is destroyed. Rated for L & V.

Kisame notices some interesting changes in his partner every winter-changes Kisame's not sure he can deal with. He decides to shed some light on the situation and see what happens. ::slightly-cracky::

One thousand years of happiness, or Ballad of the Victorious Childhood Friend.

The tautology of you and me. Itachi/Shisui.

Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.

Misery loves company. Maybe the best man win. Shisui/Itachi, Shisui/Kabuto. AU.

Unzip my body, take my heart out. Itachi/Shisui.

Timing is everything, especially when it comes to falling in love. Too bad Shisui and Itachi's timing is completely off. *Written for LJ's ItaShi Summer Exchange* *Rated for language and some violence*

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.

AU. Itachi gets the Byakugan. Itachi, Sasuke. Gen. Angst. Spoilers for chapter 503.

On a scale of one to ten—ten being the bomb scare at the Reuters Building last May—this was still registering at least a seven in terms of stupidity. AU. Itachi/Shisui.

AU. Post-Prince Charmed. Chris needs to get Piper and Leo back together without revealing his secrets. It's about to get harder when Dan Gordon comes back into the Charmed Ones' lives.

In the wake of an attack on the Academy, an order was issued for all the students to evacuate to the countryside. One group never made it to their destination. WIP.

Uchiha Shisui, a cave, and a very sleepless night. M-rated, and that's all the warning you're going to get.

The Charmed Ones can't easily accept that Wyatt turns evil. They've had enough of Chris Perry's lies. They want answers and they're going to get them, even if it takes casting a spell. AU after 6x12 Prince Charming; Chris revelation fic.

In the world of two, one is only half. Mildly Itachi/Shisui.

Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.

Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? Itachi and Sasuke; gen

AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. You don't have to live in castles or be a child - your superhero will always try to save you, Sasuke.

The horrific scene that met Chris’ eyes when he reached the attic door was one that had haunted him for years, twisting through his nightmares until he jolted awake in bed, screaming for his mother. Chris-centric, eventual Revelation.

Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru

FGHP... Traduction, fic de Dark Cyan, 04/05 La petite meute d’Harry vit dans une forêt retirée. Son Alpha est sur son lit de mort et Harry est supposé devenir le prochain Alpha. Malheureusement, le Loup Solitaire, Greyback, est appelé à devenir le nouvel

In a desperate struggle to keep his brother alive and safe while a war rages around them, Itachi brings Sasuke along with him in a daring escape. Under a hail of gunfire, Itachi decides Sasuke's life is worth more than his own. -AU-

As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.

Because spending quality time with your big brother is meaningful like that. Even if it's going to cost you some manliness points several years down the road. Pre-massacre fluff, makes fun of Ita's femininity. Sequal chapter up because I'm nice lyke dat.

In the changed future, Wyatt observes Chris, and it doesn't all come up roses. This story is composed of alternating POVs depicting a family trying to piece themselves back together after years of silence and avoidance.

AU. Instead of dying, Severus' soul is sent to a place he thought impossible - into the body of himself in another world. It's a world free of Dark Lords and debts to Dumbledore, but it bears a catch: no magic. SSHP slash.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

It seemed that with every inch Sasuke's hair grew, the more people began to refer to him as a girl. This just could not continue.

Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi

AU, modern day He and his brother were falling apart, and though Sasuke knew it, he couldn't convince himself to save them.

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

When Togusa is terminally wounded on a mission, he is forced to undergo a full cybertransformation. No longer unique to Section Nine he questions his own worth and his humanity. Togusa must come to realize his new existence and what it means to be human.

Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]