Knifezhide bio
 Poll: Which Peanut Gallery member do you want to see return at the merge in Total Drama Generations? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 15 stories for Total Drama series, Naruto, and Harry Potter. First off, vote on this poll up here. Thanks! Hello Fanfiction, thanks for visiting my profile! My "name" is Knifez, and I am a twenty-two year old American male. I'm a bartender, avid gamer, and writer! And I'm back on FanFiction for the foreseeable future! I've got two new stories in the works and plan on updating a couple of my older ones sporadically! (Specifically "What If?" and "Will to Live"). If you like Total Drama, come check out The Total Drama Writers Forum! We all like to hang out and chill. It's a really fun place I'm always open to have a chat in PM's (though it may take a bit for me to respond), but please refrain from asking me to read your stories! And...yeah, I don't really know what else to put here! Ciao! |
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Intertwining Fate by glockcourage reviews
Summary: The Kazekage wanted his first born to be male, forcing the medic to make a switch. Years later, the secret of the past still linked the Kazekage's lazy son and the Nara's blonde daughter. An AU. Considered complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 179,484 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Total Drama - Return to Wawanakwa by BlueIce RedFire reviews
The island is back, the host is back, the Gophers and Bass are back, and so are the original twenty-two contestants in this thrilling and familiar competition for the grand prize of 100,000 dollars! How different will things be with many seasons of experience under their belts? Only time will tell...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 88,379 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 4/24
Total Drama: Battle of the Generations by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
After rebuilding the Jumbo Jet, Chris is ready for another tour around the world, this time with competitors from all three generations! Can Scott earn his team's trust? Will Shawn and Jasmine dominate the competition? And the Drama Brothers are back together? It's an all out battle for supremacy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 119,768 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Cody, B, Amy, Sugar
Family Life by Aspire2B reviews
A collection of oneshots centered on Shikamaru and Temari's lives post chapter 699. Contains some Shikadai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 142,749 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari, Shikadai N.
Total Drama Level Up by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
Chris returns to the set of Total Drama Action, putting 33 new teens through a season themed after different video game genres.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,875 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17226 - Favs: 29,739 - Follows: 16,440 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Legend of Total Drama Island by Gideoncrawle reviews
What if TDI had been played for drama instead of laughs? In this Season 1 reimagining, a former contestant tells the story to her teenage son in the style of The 1,001 Nights. AU. Rated T for mature subject matter, mild profanity, etc. Updates irregularly, usually near the end of a month. 32nd Night: Heather's price, and a bicycle challenge that makes more sense than in canon.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 370,861 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Cody, Heather, Courtney, Katie
Total Danganronpa by Heroi Oscura reviews
When 25 contestants are stuck in a school with no way out, a strange bear tells them the only way to get out is to kill someone. Can Noah, who the rest don't remember, and Dawn, who has lost her memories, pinpoint the killers and give them justice? Or will they all end up dying themselves? Warning: Character Deaths
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,134 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/1/2019 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Total Drama Underdogs by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
In this alternate reality of Total Drama Island, a single new event causes Ezekiel to never make his sexist remarks. How drastically will the game change with this one event's intervening?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 192,362 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold - Complete
Old Souls by JFalcon reviews
The Sequel to New Blood; Four years have passed since Sound conquered the five Great Nations and sent the ninja of Konoha into hiding. Now it's time to return to retake their home and their world, but can they really trust their allies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 400,084 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Your Body Is a Weapon by vargrimar reviews
Junkrat joins the 'Overwatch: Recall' initiative. Symmetra is not pleased. Slow burn Junkrat/Symmetra with a struggle of chaos versus order. Alternatively, "In which Junkrat grows on Symmetra like an undesirable plant on the sidewalk and she copes with it in progressively worsening ways."
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 246,099 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 6/4/2016 - [J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Satya V./Symmetra]
Total Drama Rebirth by Fangren reviews
New camp. New rules. New staff. Same old campers. How will these 26 contestants deal with the fifth season of the game? Find out, on Total Drama Rebirth! Post-ROTI AU. DJawn; others TBD. No set update schedule.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 253,311 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Dawn, DJ]
Team NaVia by animearia reviews
When Natsu is a smidge too destructive on their latest mission, it's the last straw for the rest of Team Natsu. Juvia is determined to tone down a bit in a bid to win over Gray, and decides to try to better befriend other members of the guild. Enter a dejected and miserable Natsu. As their friendship develops so does jealousy courtesy of Lucy and Gray. Mira doesn't exactly help...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,520 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Gray F., Juvia L.] [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Total Shuffled All-Stars by Fangren reviews
[FIFTH IN THE SHUFFLED SERIES] Last year, Chris McLean was jailed for crimes against nature. But he's now free, and has brought 14 campers from both casts back to Wawanakwa to compete in the most dramatic season yet: Total Drama All-Stars. But these are not the All-Stars you know; they have been Shuffled through time and space. Season 5 AU; pairing and update info in first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 206,729 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Complete
I Got a Boy by flyingcrowbar reviews
Bolt Academy is an elite all-boys school. But it has the most challenging architecture program in the country. Desperate, Annabeth Chase chops off her hair, binds her chest and goes by Andy to achieve her dream. But when her roommate Percy Jackson - a national swimming champion - begins to develop feelings for "Andy," homophobic classmates try to tear them apart. A Hana-Kimi redux.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,150 - Reviews: 3341 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Total Shuffled Revenge of the Island by Fangren reviews
[FOURTH IN THE SHUFFLED SERIES] That island, where it all began. At long last the hit series has found its way back, with thirteen new campers in tow. But the island has been changed, and those campers aren't the ones you expect - they, like those who came before, have been re-ordered in time and space..they have been Shuffled. Season 4 AU; pairing and update info in first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 190,038 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Complete
Black and Blue by Chesh Writes reviews
It wasn't the best life, she'll admit that. But it could've been so much worse. She could've not met Gajeel-kun, or Gray-sama, or anyone in Fairy Tail. After all, they brought color to her gray world. / Juvia-centric. There's a lot of Gajeel/Juvia bromance, and Gruvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,684 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Gajeel R., Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Spin the Bottle Cinderella by Nyhlus reviews
The Drama Club of Pahkitew High is having a wrap party for their production of Cinderella. Dave wants to hook up with Sky. Topher wants to hook up with anyone. A game of spin the bottle makes everything more complicated as everyone gets a turn.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,229 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Dave, Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn, Sky
Total Drama Tween Tour by CragmiteBlaster reviews
Forty kids aged 10-12 are travelling the world for a two million dollar prize! With emotions, dark happenings, twisted games moves, amazing locations and some canon characters as interns, this is one long journey around the world that nobody will be able to forget!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 1,007,379 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC - Complete
Total Drama Recall by DeliriousDisposition reviews
It's season five and things are heating up! Chris has chosen thirty-three contestants of seasons past to take part in the biggest season of Total Drama yet! Join Chris, Chef, and your favourite competitors as the story of this star-studded season is unravelled in all of its dramatic glory! There will be alliances, romances and so much backstabbing that this could be a slasher!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 241,294 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013
Total Drama Island Rewritten by Longstockingz reviews
Thirty-seven teens. One hundred thousand dollars. One summer. Friendships, betrayals and summer romances abound. AU Total Drama Season 1! With Alejandro and Jo in an underhanded battle for control of the Gophers, Heather's alliance falling apart at the seams and Scott whittling away at his own team, there's no telling who will be sent home next. Canon&fanon pairings. Discontinued.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 127,849 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Courtney, Duncan] [Heather, Alejandro]
TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Comeback. Forty-four contestants enter this season, veterans and originals, a crowded and wild ride! An impromptu challenge created by the warped mind of Chris Maclean will change everything in TDBG, and the host's cruelty leads to a horrible scenario. A frantic hunt to save someone dear to many begins, with time and participants dropping fast...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 551,451 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Redemption by PurpleBandit3000 reviews
It was all he wanted ever since he was booted off third: A second chance. Noah's back on the island. How will he fare the second time around? Written from Noah's POV. Rated T for mild swearing and other sophomoric humor. Now officially concluded! Check out "Noah's Tour of the World" for the sequel! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 197,349 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Noah, Izzy] Cody, Heather - Complete
Total Shuffled Action by Fangren reviews
[SEQUEL TO TOTAL SHUFFLED ISLAND] Two days after the dramatic conclusion of season one, those that qualified have met at an abandoned film lot for the next competition: Total Drama Action. But though it may seem like the original series you know, the contestants have been re-ordered in time and space; they have been shuffled. Season Two AU; pairing and update info in first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 315,719 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Complete
Total Drama Returns by The Cheesebub reviews
The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! 12 campers remain, 1 in Redemption Cabin!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 638,621 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011
TDL2: Total Drama Letterama by CragmiteBlaster reviews
The sequel to Total Drama Letterz has a new batch of 26 teens competing for a million dollars and Spider and Quana as hosts. What will happen in this season? Will Imanda earn badges? Will Max get the girl? Will Bishop always be snobby? Will VayVay ever make sense? Will Winnie ever stop being adorable? Is there more to Opal than there seems? And what is troubling Tabitha so much?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 622,233 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Noah by JShark419 reviews
A collection of ways a person could annoy Noah if they knew him personally. Kind of like ways to annoy your teacher or roommate. Rated T for some things.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Noah - Complete
Firsts by she.s.a.shy.one reviews
He promised he would come back for her. And he did. / The first time they met, the first time a man returned for her, the first time they came to Camp Half Blood, the first time she thought he was a complete fool (and the times after that). The many firsts in the relationship of Calypso, goddess of Ogygia and Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus. (Post- HoH; CALEO)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,796 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Calypso, Leo V.
Total Shuffled Island by Fangren reviews
Total Drama Island, where it all began. That camp, those challenges, those first twenty-two campers to take on what would become a hit series. But what if those campers - and those who debuted in later seasons - were to be re-ordered, appearances shifted through time and space? What if they were to be...shuffled? Season One AU; pairing and update info at end of first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 237,117 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Complete
You Stole the Rain by HawkofNavarre reviews
He just wanted to be friends; fine, she just needed to change his mind. Gray x Juvia
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,574 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Gray F., Juvia L.] - Complete
From Drama to Death by The Sarcasm Master reviews
In the twenty-third Hunger Games, the twenty-four contestants from Total Drama are reaped from their districts, transported to the Capitol, and forced to fight to the death in an Arena overseen by Head Gamemaker Chris McLean. Who will be the sole victor out of twenty-four beloved characters? And is there something else going on behind the scenes in the Capitol?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,280 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Complete
Date Night by StoryQuipster reviews
Okay, first things first, just to clarify; he honestly doesn't mean to interfere with Juvia's love life.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,894 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Gray F., Juvia L.] Gajeel R., Lyon V. - Complete
Beyond the Fourth Wall by The Sarcasm Master reviews
cody has somethin 2 say 2 noa, lol, i suck at summaries. DONT LIEK DONT READ! (Read the whole thing.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Noah, Cody] - Complete
Total Drama Jurassic Park by I Am TIAW reviews
When Chris hosts Total Drama's 5th season on Isla Sorna, things are about to go deadly wrong. After a savage dinosaur attack kills many of the cast and crew, the remaining are forced on a desperate quest for survival. Who will survive, if anyone? And who will become a T-Rex's next meal? Supspense, adventure, and action all abound in Total Drama Jurassic Park. Final chapter now up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,197 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
Total Drama World Tour by writerformerlyknownasferguson reviews
In this alternate story, the original twenty two contestants never had a third season. They were instead replaced by 16 new teenagers! The final two face it off in Hawaii! Who will win the million dollars? Romance, drama, humor, and other crazy adventures are in store for these wacky teens! Completed. Rated T.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 224,550 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC - Complete
Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 182 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
Prinzessin by edwardandbella4evah reviews
A young woman's life changes forever when her home is invaded by the Nazis.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
It's Surprisingly Difficult Kissing Juvia Lockser by MizWrite reviews
Gray gets some advice from his father Silver, and decides it's time to finally make his move on Juvia. However, every move seems to be the wrong one. Gruvia. Gray x Juvia. Mostly Gray's POV. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,796 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Gray F., Juvia L.] - Complete
Enchanting Conversation by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
A certain blonde notices something off about a cynical bookworm's aura. Nawn.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Pouring by ToxiNeena reviews
Because mixing Juvia with alcohol always has dire consequences… Rated M for language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Elemental by MildlyMoonstruck reviews
When word reaches Fairy Tail that Lamia Scale has been attacked, Juvia and Gray are sent to aid their allies. However, what they discover when they arrive is that Lamia Scale was not the only target that the enemy had in mind.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,679 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Quality Time by BlueTitan reviews
Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 223,882 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Five Things That Kisame Is Better at Than Itachi by Gin-Juice reviews
Because even geniuses and Uchihas can't be the best at everything. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Payback is Deadly by Infected Bliss reviews
It's payback time. Five certain people made Gwen's life a living hell, and when one prank goes too far, she goes hunting for them.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Gwen - Complete
The Baby Problem by BonneyQ reviews
Pre TimeSkip - Juvia, now a 23 year old woman, is pregnant with the baby of her long time crush Gray Fullbuster and she's freaking out. Join Juvia on this amazing journey discovering how to be a mother and still be a Fairy Tail's mage. - NaLu; GaLe - Complete and Bonus Chapter is UP!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,680 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - [Juvia L., Gray F.] - Complete
How the Prince Met the Girl, How He Lost Her, by Oh Dee reviews
COMPLETE. Prince Shikamaru has no intention of getting married or taking over the throne, but when certain circumstances give him no choice, he decides to make a plan that will have his future wife running for the hills.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,348 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
TDL1: Total Drama Letterz by CragmiteBlaster reviews
Dedicated to Frank15. Chris is back for another season and so are twenty six brand new alphabetical OC's. Will Barney find pirate treasure? Will Spider ever get well? Will Lavender prove cheerleaders aren't dumb? Will Kasimar ever lose? Read to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 569,420 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Speak Softly, Love by Silens Cursor reviews
Antonin Dolohov hadn't always been a Death Eater. He once was a champion. He once had a family. He once had a wife. This is the story how he lost it all. Winner of the DLP July Politics Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,731 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Antonin D. - Complete
The Hostile Hookup by anonymousreader07 reviews
After finding themsevles attending the same school, they also find themselves caught up in embarresment, lies, betrayel, revenge and a dangerous charade that begins to fool even them. Highschool can really suck! DxH slight AU.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 323,399 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Duncan, Heather - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Pages of Possiblity by spader13 reviews
When Gwen and Noah meet again in a bookstore, Noah's too busy studying to really care, but then she gives him a ride home. Could something be brewing between the two? A one-shot dedicated to my girlfriend. Happy Birthday!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gwen, Noah - Complete
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2096 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Do We Kill Time at the Mall, Eh? by Winter-Rae reviews
The Killer Bass boys, along with Noah, Cody and Justin go to the mall in an attempt to help Ezekiel learn how to be a regular teen. How does going to the mall help that? By learning how to pull random pranks of course. Pairings inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Duncan, Tyler - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Invitation by lord of the land of fire reviews
The sight of his tears led to an embrace, the embrace led to an invitation, and an invitation can lead anywhere. Shika X Tem. My first story, please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,416 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Leaf Amidst the Sand by Miyori Akurai reviews
Shikamaru would have never known a simple extended mission in Suna would turn out the way it did. It would be a troublesome next few months indeed. [ShikamaruXTemari].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
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Total Shinobi Island! reviews
Total Drama Island/Survivor AU. Twenty-two Naruto characters are brought onto a summer-camp reality show as teenagers to compete for 100,000 dollars. They are voted out by each other one by one, and the last one standing wins the prize. Warning: Contains melodrama, love, hate, bold strategies, crazy challenges, wacky adventures and revolting bowl cuts. (15/22 remain)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,938 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 5/28/2019 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Total Drama Generations! reviews
Post RR. After the low ratings of the over-the-top TDAS and TDPI, Chris returns to Wawanakwa. 18 contestants: 6 from TDI, TDROTI, and TDPI, are brought back for a fierce competition of last-person-standing. All three gens mix for the first time, and both drama and romance reach an all time high. Who will win the toughest season yet?...Oh, and AleHeather host the Aftermaths, yikes!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 150,376 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 6/18/2019 - [Alejandro, Heather] Chris M., Chef Hatchet
What If? reviews
Multi-chap. What if Noah hadn't been eliminated in I See London? What if DI had more seasons? What if Gwent didn't break up? This is a collection of those "what if's", and what would happen for the rest of the season after the fact! Suggestions COULD be used, and how do YOU think these situations would've gone down? Let me know! Next up: What If The Killer Bass had voted for Sadie?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,533 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 11/16/2015
Will to Live reviews
Basically a story I started eons ago that gets the occasional update. Zombie apocalypse and people up and DIE. Good ol' Cheffy is the leader, and now that I kinda know how to write I'm pulling together some semblance of a plot. Lightly inspired by TWD, tone-wise. Includes TDI-TDRR characters. If you like zombies, gritty deaths & grim situations, this is the story for you.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,891 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/17/2019 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Harold, Brick, Jo
A Dramatic Storybook reviews
A collection of Total Drama One-Shots. Ranging from romance to angst and everything in between with any assortment of characters. Whatever strikes my muse at the time, really. Suggestions are considered. Feedback is appreciated. Previous One-Shot: Christmas Crack Couples. Current One-Shot: Heather watches Alejandro beat up Jose from the Playa and gets all fuzzy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 6/8/2016
Operation Phoenix reviews
Barty Crouch Jr was ordered to kill Harry's class and bring Harry to Voldemort. He fails, but kills 90% of Harry's year. The few survivors decide to work with the Ministry to become elite wizards and eventually spearhead the counterattack against Voldemort. They find themselves learning advanced combat magic and being forced to live with each other. (Pairing info at end of Ch1)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/15/2018 - Hermione G., Neville L., Blaise Z., Ernie M.
Sick Days reviews
A week and a half after Naruto and Hinata's wedding, Shikamaru gets himself a mission to Suna so he can see his new girlfriend. Unfortunately, upon arrival he learns that Temari is sick with the flu! One thing is certain, its going to be a very troublesome couple of days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,794 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Inebriated reviews
A drunk husband is a flirty husband, and that suits Temari juuuust fine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Eyes reviews
Were they blue or green? A mix of both? They bothered Shikamaru more than they probably should've. As if she wasn't already troublesome enough...Alternatively, Temari has to deal with a word-fumbling jerk that sometimes makes her feel warm and fuzzy despite herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Ino Y., Shikaku N. - Complete
Despair Island reviews
What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 219,045 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Chris M. - Complete
Contentment reviews
There are two kinds of wives...the nagging, troublesome wife and the loving, comforting wife. Shikamaru is just glad he married someone who can be both.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2017 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Shikadai N. - Complete
Always There For You reviews
ShikaTema, slight AU. The Fifth Great Shinobi War has taken a devastating toll on Konoha. Temari accompanies her brother after the war to a five-Kage meeting and gets reacquainted with the shell of a man she once thought she knew. She wants to help Shikamaru piece himself back together, because she isn't sure she can deal with looking at the pain in his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2017 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Total Drama Chaos! reviews
Season 5. Thirty-eight contestants. Join I, Chris Mclean, as I host another season with the thirty-eight campers you've grown to love...seeing hurt! Tears, romance, strategy, the warm fuzzies and the heebie jeebies! We've got it all right here in this spectacular final season! Who will win the five million dollars? Find out right here! (Rewrite of first 14 chapters in progress.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 341,004 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Mr. Coconut - Complete
Thirty Days reviews
The day after Shawn gets back from TDPI, he gets ill, only to wake up and be told he has a rare form of brain cancer. Given thirty days until the operation that has a 5% success rate, Shawn, an orphan, decides to spend his likely very last thirty days with Jasmine by traveling to Australia to visit her. Join them on the adventures they have before the dreaded day comes. [On hiatus]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn]
Heroes VS Villains! reviews
[[CANCELLED DUE TO BOTH OF MY CO-WRITERS PERMANENT ABSENCE.]] When Chris needs to make a new season he decides that, instead of finding new contestants, he would bring back the best contestants that really left an impression on Total Drama and bring them all back for the ultimate game of Heroes VS. Villains. [[Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins and RedEyedWarrior.]]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,907 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Chris M., Courtney, Harold, Jo - Complete
