Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS

Or, This Great Stage of Fools. Shakespeare AU. John Watson is the star player in the Lord Chamberlain's Men; Sherlock Holmes is an in-demand freelance actor who mainly plays female parts. When they are thrown together for the first performance of Shakespeare's latest comedy, and simultaneously intertwined in the search for two missing women, sparks fly that nobody expected.

Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*

When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.

Harry and Ron decide to intrude on the Slytherin's band practice, Harry finds he is unable to forget the image of Malfoy on stage, Zabini is over-excited ALL THE TIME, Hermione finds a best friend in a ghost librarian, Goyle grunts with the occasional input of incredible insight, and Pansy can't decide if she wants to seduce Hermione - or Ron - more.

On his last day at Torchwood 1, Ianto Jones comes across an object that changes his life forever. Rating Changed due to Janto slash in Part 5! Now writing a Doctor Who fic called "Shades of Blue" to reflect changes in the Doctor Who universe.

The story of detective and a landlady from their first meeting at a garage sale through their relationship. You asked for more than the first chapter-here you go! Now ongoing.

AU that spins off from a point in time that will be explained. A bruised and battered Ianto knows there is only one person he can call on to help him.

One year after the war Harry and Draco end up working at the same place and reluctantly become partners. Harry is drawn into the mystery surrounding Draco. A dark shadow lurks nearby and when dangerous events unfold threatening the peace, their relationship begins to take an unexpected turn. As more is revealed, Harry soon realizes just how much Draco has come to mean to him. H/D

When 'the strongest Guide in England', Mycroft Holmes, is called to Afghanistan to discover the identity of a reportedly strong Guide hiding amongst the ranks of a military camp, he forces his Sentinel younger brother to accompany him. (Full summary too long, please see inside.) Sentinel!Sherlock / Guide John

John might be in the hospital, but if there's a gorgeous nurse sitting at his bedside when he wakes up, he's going to chat him up.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".

"Infamia" 'verse. Mycroft would never have noticed that Gregory Lestrade had even arrived at the court were it not for his younger brother - a mistake that would have come to define his entire adult life. Because some people are meant to be together, even if it takes a ridiculous amount of time for them to admit it. Mycroft/Lestrade, M for smutty smut smut. COMPLETE.

After Sherlock's return, his friendship with John is damaged and it's beginning to have an impact on their work - as a last resort they're sent to Scotland Yard's working relationship therapist, but is it too late to salvage their friendship?

In an AU where a small number of the population become Changelings at a young age, at 17 John Watson believes he's destined for Normal life but then the Change takes him and he is sent to the Baker Institute. There he meets Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock

Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU

HP/DM eventual slash. When Harry's Auror partner is hit by an unknown spell during a mission, Harry finds himself in charge of looking after a very adorable, if somewhat petulant, cat. Fluffy, angst-free eventual Drarry. DH-compliant/EWE.

HPDM slash. What Harry and Draco feel and see when they wake up in the Room of Requirement, the morning after. COMPLETE.

COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.

Sherlock is in one of his moods again, and John doesn't want to deal with it. A first time fic in which a long walk, a cuddle by the fire, and some middle of the night activities take place. Basically a PwP that has feels. Rated M for the second chapter.

Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

Auror Malfoy turns in his letter of resignation to Head Auror Potter. Harry has some objections. Written for a Meme over on LJ : the prompt was "Sneak Attack Kiss." Slash. HP/DM. Prompt driven fic

Something goes terribly wrong as Sherlock and John investigate murders linked to an underground sex club. Now, they're the main attraction. Will they be able to rise to the occasion to avoid a fatal curtain call?

'Sherlock Holmes is fine with problems. More than fine. Problems are his job. More than his job. Problems are his life.' - Sherlock really wants to ask John something. Only, he's not sure what... Written for Good Old James, who requests the most brilliant, if slightly odd, things! RATED M for Johnlock slash and sweariness. Consider yourself warned!

Three years after Sherlock's apparent suicide, John gets a call from Greg Lestrade. An unidentified man has been pulled from the Thames, close to death. Can John identify him?

Merlin and Arthur have a secret: they're in love. But can they keep that secret, with women being thrown at Arthur and Uther and many enemies looking for Arthur's one weakness? Merthur.

Jim hates Spock. Spock doesn't particularly like Jim either, but what happens when one argument changes everything? What happens when the boundaries between love and hate become blurred? Kirk/Spock! Explicit slash/smut! Multi-chapter.

Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.

Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)

An unexpected study arrangement between John and Sherlock, new Auror trainees facing their first big exam, brings into sharp relief things which John had been trying rather hard to keep hidden. Because I couldn't just write Potterlock, oh, no. I had to throw some Uni!lock and sex and far too many canon Next Gen Potter references in there as well.

Most people would think that seven days on a tropical island would be a week in paradise, unless they were stranded on the island with their ex-husband. Pairings: Harry/Draco (background Hermione/Ron) Warnings: Slash, EWE

Now complete! The first time it happened was by accident. Post-Reichenbach, John finds a way to hold on to Sherlock after all.

A chance meeting in the dark turns into determined seduction. (Dubcon but not really, Plot What Plot, Epilogue What Epilogue, Draco/Harry slash, you've been warned)

"I throw myself down on the bed and close my eyes and think of grey. Grey, grey skies, and stormy eyes." Harry Potter is broken after the war, but maybe Draco Malfoy can fix him. Slash, oneshot. COMPLETE. Harry/Draco (Drarry)

Or 'Five Times John Woke Up In Sherlock's Bed After Sex (And One Time He Didn't).' - A series of 6 one-shots based around the same plot, stories standalone.

HPDM slash. Harry's new upstairs neighbour is such a noisy wanker...literally. And somehow, Harry can't help but join in. One-shot. Mature content.

Getting used to Sherlock being home again is leaving John emotionally wobbly. And then breakfast at Speedies turns into a romantic revelation.

HP/DM slash. A drunken bet with Blaise means Draco now has a very difficult task ahead of him. To train Harry Potter and pass him off as a pure-blood, all within the space of two weeks. But things become somewhat complicated when he finds himself falling for the git. And does Harry return his feelings? Canon-compliant for all seven books/EWE. Written for the 2013 bottom!draco fest.

Although Watson allows Holmes to train him in deduction, he fails to use these skills when they would be most appreciated. The blossoming of Shwatsonlock under the watchful eye of Mrs Hudson. Let it be remembered that not all landladies are gossips.

Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.

Sherlock can't sleep. It's been months, but his mind won't shut off. After nights of tossing and turning in his bed, he finally asks John to help. And not even the greatest mind in England could have foreseen the consequences. A Calabash and Drifta fic. Yes, we're finally resubmitting the old stories! Rated M for chapter two

Our story begins when Sherlock and John have a bit of a row over some handcuffs that ends in John, well, taking Sherlock's virginity. Contains vivid male nudity, unbridled sexual fantasy, and bickering during sex. You're welcome.

John discovers the perils of rescuing elderly ladies at train stations.

John must be naturally heat-tolerant...and three years stationed near a desert probably increased his ability to deal with the heat tenfold. But his cool poise in the hottest part of the summer irks Sherlock's stretched nerves in a way he can't define, and in the certainty of a great idea that only comes in the middle of the night Sherlock is determined to make John sweat. Slash.

HPDM preslash. Tortured, and then suddenly rescued by Harry Potter, Draco isn't about to trust easily. So Harry casts a spell to let Draco really see him. COMPLETE.

Haunted by his past, Harry Potter leaves in search of a new beginning. Draco Malfoy seeks redemption and finds a broken hero in the process. How do these paths collide and are there really such things as second chances? Complete; written by livingforfomas.

John wonders if sex ruins the friendship.

On the night before John is to be deployed to Germany, he goes with his mates to a Carnival where he meets an extraordinary man. Written for Chibistarlyte for the Sherlock Secret Santa on Tumblr.

Based off a prompt on kink-meme: John and Sherlock get it on for the first time, but things don't quite go as planned.

A (not so brief) summary of the shift in the dynamic of Sherlock and John's relationship. From the first subtle brush of their fingertips over their morning coffee, covering all their firsts to what they are today. (Cover art by the fabulous megg33k)

Waking up after the Hufflepuff New Year's Eve Party is an eye-opening experience for Draco. Eighth Year. One-shot. Warnings: SLASH, Drarry, mature content, strong language. Prompt: Walk of Shame. Pairing: HP/DM

There were three perfectly good reasons why John H. Watson rarely drank enough alcohol to actually become drunk. Unfortunately, this evening, he had managed to forget all of them. Sherlock isn't wearing nearly enough clothes for this to end tidily.

Warnings: Future foci: drugs, hallucinations, torture, possible self-injury, and sex. Sherlock's come back after the Fall, and is slowly re-establishing himself as a consulting detective. But this new case may be too overwhelming even for Sherlock Holmes

You’ve seen the movie right, at the end when “everyone” is there to see Kirk become captain of the Enterprise, there is one very important character missing. Truly this is just smut, their really is no plot to speak of. Warning: Slash Spock/Kirk, Rated:M

TMNOL Universe, PWP, Sherlock finds John's private postcards

Sherlock returns from his self-imposed exile to find a John Watson he barely recognises. Now he must solve the mystery of the disappeared man and try to rebuild their relationship as well as deal with his own return to a London that has forgotten him. Set post The Reichenbach Fall. Romance, angst, slash. Sherlock x John.

Sherlock would do almost anything to avoid boredom. The drugs were a perfect respite until he had to go through withdrawal. John thought meeting Mycroft was chance and doing regular check-ups on an addict would be good experience. Cue eventual Johnlock.

Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH

Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside

Harry is out of sorts, and it provides an opportunity Draco didn't even know he needed. HPDM, Post War/'Eighth' Year.

"The expense of spirit in a waste of shame is lust in action" - Shakespeare, sonnet 129. Rated M for language and sex. Kirk/Spock - obviously. And, I've been told, lots of angst.

In the days after Hogwarts and in the midst of the war, Harry is surprised to find himself developing feelings for Draco Malfoy. At war's end, he is devastated when an unknown curse threatens to separate them forever.

Sequel to The Minor Fall. Sherlock is now at Whitecross, a halfway-house, where he has met Victor Trevor - a tennis player recovering from an addiction to pain killers, & who seems to be rather taken with Sherlock. John is awaiting his own transfer & trying not to take to heart every rumor the papers print - especially the ones surrounding Sherlock. Will it all turn out in the end?

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

John's curiosity is triggered by the simplest of the comments: 'Don't be alarmed... it has to do with sex', and Sherlock's quick reply 'Sex doesn't alarm me.' This fanfiction will remain true to the story, using John's blog as reference, might contain some references to the books as well.

"Sherlock was his best friend. Surely a once off, never to be spoken of again hand job was acceptable. Right…?" Teen!lock sleepover. Slash, lemons. Just one of those oneshots full of young Johnlock goodness.

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

There is a tradition that when a member of the British Aristocracy becomes eligible for marriage, three suitors are sent from the neighboring countries Ireland, Scotland and Wales to try and win his hand in marriage. Sherlock Holmes has the misfortune of being the right age to marry.

This wasn't anything you were ever prepared for in school or at Uni. "Now kids if your best friend and the man you've secretly been in love with comes back from the dead, this is what you do…" Sherlock comes back from the dead and John doesn't know how to react. Oneshot

John/Sherlock drabble collection, will attempt daily updates. Will mostly be getting together, flirting, and hurt/comfort, with some established relationship.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Picks up after the bathroom scene in HBP. Harry is heartbroken after cursing Malfoy. Both boys are confused. What is going on? What will happen between Harry and Draco as their attraction builds? Slash. HPDM. Disregards DH.

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!

Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH

This is an AU in which John is a 16 year old who's run away from home to London. After a spill in a Tesco he finds himself being 'offered' to share a flat with one mysterious Sherlock Holmes. M for later chapters

A little encounter in the prefect's bathroom between Draco and Harry...

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

John and Sherlock attend their landlady's wedding and discover a life-changing truth. JOHNLOCK. Rated M for Sexytimes. Please if this is not your thing, don't put yourself through it!

When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU

An away mission gone wrong results in an... unusual situation for Captain and First Officer. K/S

Jim feels pretty annoyed when he wakes up much earlier than usual. The feeling doesn't last when he finds out what he woke up for. Part two of the "Very" one-shot series. Slightly cracked, lots of K/S slash. Rated M for MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

One night, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped inside a very, very tiny broomcloset. When Draco discovers Harry's naughtiest kink, does he give into temptation? Or does he resist, and allow the knowledge to drive him mad? ONE-SHOT

Eighth Year Fic. After the war, Harry and Draco drunkenly sleep together. Then they are assigned as buddies in a Muggle class! Drarry.

Contrary to popular belief, Sherlock does have a heart, but John wonders if perhaps the people around him don't. Slight spoilers for 2x03. Pre-slash. Oneshot. Complete.

Set after TGG, Sherlock is forced to face up to dark memories from his childhood. Johnlock, and a bit of Mystrade at the end. Deals with very dark, adult themes, including violence and child abuse. Now complete.

A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.

Jim Moriarty likes to play with his toys before he breaks them. Sherlock/Moriarty and some Johnlock. SLASH. Rated M for Moriarty: general insanity, manipulation, violence. Post-Hound, pre-Reichenbach.

AU in which John Watson is a third-year medic at Cambridge University, and Sherlock Holmes the upstart Fresher he unwittingly inherits as a College Son. And what happened then... Slash

Draco finds Harry in a deserted corridor late one evening. Plotless smut ensues.

Sherlock Holmes doesn't have friends. John/Sherlock boarding school AU.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

John comes home to some strange noises...but Sherlock is the only one in the flat. PWP. Slashy goodness. Rated M, because M rated fanfiction is the only kind of fanfiction. Slash/Language Content

As John is preparing to leave 221B, Sherlock forces his hand with a surprise trip to NYC. But will Sherlock ever understand sentiment? Will John trust Sherlock not to harm him? NOW COMPLETE.

John has lost yet another girlfriend, thanks to his annoying flat mate. All he wants is some human contact... Which Sherlock helps with. Twoshot/lemons.

HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.

A prolonged, multi-chapter love story between John Watson and Sherlock Holmes. Their first time s! BBC. Hope you enjoy. RATED T WITH M THEMES LATER ON.

An answer to a challenge that requires the reader write the hottest K/S sex scene possible without actually allowing the characters to touch. M. K/S.

John comes home to find Sherlock in a compromising situation. Slash. Trying a new writing style, please review and let me know if its working.

Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.

Draco is a broken, apathetic shell of a man. He can't find the will to fight away his demons. One night with Harry Potter changes everything. Warnings inside. Rated M for a reason.

Sequel to my story, A Romantic Education. Sherlock and John consummate their relationship in the Presidential Suite of the Randolph Hotel, Oxford - but things never go smoothly with Sherlock around. This is GSEX, pure and simple. Happy Valentine's Day!

A world in which Sherlock is an artist, not a detective. Though that doesn't mean he can't help solve crimes. AU.

All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.

Jim comes to a realization that throws him for a loop. Will he be able to handle holding it in? How will it all end? eventual SLASH Spirk later Scones

When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.

After traumatising events of his life Draco makes a hard decision to return at Hogwarts for his final year and finds himself in need of a help. Angst, H/C, MPreg. *complete*

Sherlock finds there is something peculiar about that upstairs bedroom when he finds an old journal with a name inscribed on the front. This is a slash story between Sherlock & John.

When Harry and Draco are forced to work together on a project, one of them has a hidden agenda.

Mrs Hudson's hip is giving her hell. The boys are in the hallway. Mrs H investigates why they've been there for some time.

Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

John Watson is obsessed with his best friend. How deep does it run, and will he ever admit that he might be just a little bit gay? COMPLETE.

Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

Boy meets boy. Boy falls in love with boy. They live happily ever after. Harry only wished it was that simple. H/D slash; sexual content.

What if Sherlock and John attended the same college? Spoiler alert: The boy gets the boy.

It's not easy to be hated by everyone...though it is easier when Harry Potter falls in love with you. H/D

"Sherlock, I... I think I'm going to move out." Sherlock is forced to put a name to these foreign emotions he has for one Doctor John Watson.

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

He does have a heart. And it's walking around right in front of him. Sherlock/John. COMPLETED!

Phone sex

Harry thinks he knows what he must do, what is expected of him. But living in denial is not easy. Draco shows him that there is, indeed, something other to life that doing what he must. A sort of hybrid of a PWP/One-shot. Slash, smut, strong language.

John is unexpectedly invited to share Christmas with Sherlock's family. But the seasonal celebrations bring back difficult memories for them both. This is my attempt to understand something of the damage that binds these two men together.

Hoping to teach Mycroft to relinquish control, Lestrade takes him to New Roissy, the meeting place for a secret D/s society. It's also a place where boundaries become meaningless and the impossible doesn't exist. Rated M for Holmescest and D/s elements.

It was supposed to be only sex, they were both clear on that. Of course 'love' had to go and ruin everything and Draco gets the surprise of a lifetime. This Christmas will be something special indeed.

J. Kirk's thoughts as he is presented with an uncomfortable question whilst playing chess with his XO and wrestles with not jumping on Spock, as much as he'd love to. And getting a nice surprise. I suck at summaries, but it's super fluffy, kay? ;

The words never come easily to Sherlock, John supposes. The right words never do come easily. They are earned, paid with the heavy gold of shared emotions, experiences, touches given and received. John knows. He hears the word in Sherlock's every action.

Sherlock gets out of his depth with a case and has to be placed in protection. However, all is not what it seems and John won't be left behind. My usual brand of angsty slash.Happy Times! Final Chapter up.

Sherlock and John have an unspoken agreement that involves sneaking into each other's rooms late at night. They never talk about it except for subtle touches and kisses that mean so much more, unable to communicate in any other way.

Jack and Ianto's first real kiss, followed by their first time together.

"It's the still slightly-obscene nature of the act that makes him love it. It's not, of course, illegal, but yet…it maintains an aura of a-little-less-than respectable, we-don't-talk-about-it anywhere, je ne sais quoi." That M rating is serious, friends.

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

In which Sherlock discovers romantic movies, candle light and dancing, and decides to try out his new knowledge on John. Just a bit of gratuitous fluff. Now complete. The much-promised smutty ending will follow as a separate story.

Spock's second Pon Farr, Jim doesn't realize what it is until it's almost too late, McCoy gets kicked out of sickbay as Spock and Kirk have LOTS of gay sex. Established Spirk, hinted Chulu, smutty and lemony goodness, I'll add more later!

This isn't my fault - passionfornight asked if I had ever written or would consider writing a Pretty Woman/Star Trek story. This has been percolating ever since. Featuring rent-boy Spock, and Kirk - the man who falls in love with him. AU.

There's something unnerving about the fact that all John's flatmate has to do to catch the attention of every nearby member of the human population is splash some water on himself and manage to not scowl. Oneshot, John/Sherlock

Harry and Draco are Auror partners who have to go undercover as rent-boys at a brothel. Contains pining, first times, love, drama and Draco in skinny jeans - and explicit adult content of course.

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Sherlock needs scissors. So he goes rifling through John's stuff, until he stumbles across a medal that John has been hiding for him, except it's not just any medal. It seems John has been hiding the true nature of his tour in Afghanistan. Sweet fluff.

Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.

Light BDSM, sensation play no cutting . Series now complete

When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE

Diagnosis: to know thoroughly, to discern - to deduce? "You have searched me and you know me," Sherlock whispered to John. Rated M for dirty language, religious sacrilege, and carnal knowledge, M/M.

Hot weather, chocolate and 221b.

Sherlock is frustrated with his inability to comprehend the common man's simple mind, and decides to perform an experiment on John. However, this experiment does not go according to plan... Sherlock/Watson. Let there be slash.

Slashy/Fluffy goodness. Sherlock creates a new... substance that requires testing. John is only too willing.

Some ladybirds help John and Sherlock along. (First in the 'Ladybirds' series)

John and Sherlock are kidnapped, separated and tortured. The thought of each other is the only thing that keeps them alive.

Sherlock and John are pressed together in the most compromising position, in a closet, while hiding from criminals. John should be scared, but it's hard to be when your mouth is only a few inches away from your infuriatingly captivating flatmate...

Title says it all. Just some shameless porn written after a frustrating week! Read and leave comments if you like. Canon era, snapshot-style oneshot, NC-17.

Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.

"I know," he finally manages to say, and those two words speak of so much more than he means for them to. - in which Merlin gets groped by Arthur, and realizes his body isn't the only thing feeling something here awful summart. Contains slash. M/A

One-shot. Over the top romantic fluff. It's business as usual at 221b Baker Street the morning after Sherlock and John's first romantic encounter. Or is it?

John was obsessed. It wasn't how he liked to categorize himself but it was applicable. Although John was fairly certain he wasn't the first person to become enamored by Sherlock Holmes. AU Sherlock/John in their late teens/early twenties

...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.

Drunken fights can only lead to emotional sappy confessions of love.

Sherlock's undone bowtie prompts John to do something very inappropriate at a formal function

Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.

Somewhere in the depths of the universe, and somewhere in the middle of Sherlock's chest, a star goes into supernova.

Draco suffers from post-war depression. Apparently Harry does, too. When Harry makes contact Draco suddenly remembers how it's like to live again. Slightly angsty. ONE-SHOT

Probably done before- Sherlock and John go to a gay bar- for a case! Sexy dancing, UST, and a happy ending, of course : R and R greatly appreciated!

For a year he searched far and wide for his brave and reckless captain. To find him between his thighs, staring up at him with those sapphire eyes, plagued with amnesia and sporting the marks of a common whore. It was completely illogical.

Sherlock's frustration with not being able to catch or find Moriarty leads to a physical relationship with John that changes their relationship and everything it entails

Sherlock deduces Johns behaviour and finds out something interesting... Contains S/J slash.

Summary: What had he been thinking?

Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.

John's sexual frustration leads to a confusing and unexpected fantasy, and Sherlock seems to have deduced what it was about. Slashy nonsense. John/Sherlock. More chapters to come.

Owen is working late and unwittingly sees Jack and Ianto in a private moment. M/M please do not read just to be offended.

John and Sherlock play a game, and John gets confused. So does Sherlock. Sherlock/John, rated for smut in later chapters!

Continuation of 'A Quiet Beginning': The morning after is probably supposed to be awkward, but nothing seems more natural to Harry than to wake up in Draco Malfoy's lap.

Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP

Basically my version of their first time - rubbish title, rubbish summary, good story? hopefully... first janto fic so be gentle! contains explicit sex, detailed warnings inside - please read them! thank you R&R x

After a mission goes wrong, Kirk must deal with a de-aged Spock and fight to keep them both alive. Spock grows attached and begins to worry that he won't remember his time with Kirk once he's changed back.

Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

Jim and Spock accidentally eat an alien aphrodisiac. What happens next takes a bit of getting used to. Kirk/Spock, M for a reason. Don't like, don't read.

When the latest bunch of bad guys seem to be targeting Draco Malfoy, it's Auror Harry Potter who gets sent to Malfoy Manor to investigate. Once there, old emotions are brought to the fore, and nothing is what it seems. EWE.

Jim finally has Spock where he wants him. But not even his wildest fantasies could prepare him for this.

Finally. The romantic sequel to The Merry Dance and On Your Mouth I Will Tell It. John and Sherlock go to the countryside to recover after their ordeal. Explicit. Not necessary to have read the first two stories. Complete.

Set after the events in Opening Gambit and Upsetting the Board, Sherlock takes a chance. Rated M, very, very M. Newly established John/Sherlock relationship.

When Potter shows up at his door applying for the job and snuggling a baby in his arms, Draco knew he was in trouble.

After Jim's 'stay strong' resolve crumbles under misplaced spite from the crew, Jim goes to Bones. Warnings: Slash: Spirk, swearing, and implied rape.

Spock was always so lively, so active in the shower. Jim had wondered for a long time if it was because he had a thing for water. From the looks of it, he'd hit the nail on the head.

Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5

During a boring meeting with the admirals, Jim decides to use Spock's body to entertain himself. Spock is not amused. Spirk Lemony goodness. Very light sexual content. This was a collaboration with the lovely Scarlett Rogue. 3

Jim was very unsure as to how he found himself in this predicament... M SMUTT PWP for my happy little sister Elfgal SPORK!

Pavel/Hikaru. Hikaru embarrasses himself and Pavel just wants his dick. I don't shy away from the M/M sex, just so you know. This is literally just porn.

Doing "what feels right" isn't always easy for Spock, especially when all he wants is to maintain control. Luckily Jim likes his commander in control. S.M.U.T. Slash

DO NOT READ ANYWHERE PUBLIC! Johns POV from when Sherlock goes with the cabbie. spoilers for the unaired pilot.BAMF!John Wanton!Sherlock. smut. you have been warned.

Set post-ASiP. They're just getting to know each other. A casual thing, no strings attached, is just fine with both of them. For now.

He couldn't have really heard what he thought he did...right? M to be safe

Sometimes love is gentle and familiar, like the warmth of the late summer sun. And sometimes, it is so much more...Harry/Draco

The morning after the night before.

Even from across town, over the phone, Johns words have a powerful command over Sherlock. This is a Sherlock solo play, heavily guided by John's commands. Slash, and most definitely PWP.

Ianto left the Hub, wondering exactly when his world had been turned on its ear. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language. AU. Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey. No copyright infringement intended.

Gwaine gives Merlin what he truly needs. Gwaine/Merlin/Arthur THREESOME FIC

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

A Christmas-in-May!fic for leo draconis, written with the prompt "a mistletoe kiss that leads to so much more Unestablished relationship, please! " Warnings for dub-con.

In which Holmes is incapable of understanding emotion, Mycroft is frequently aggravated, and John Watson never backs down from a challenge, imaginary or otherwise. Eventual lemons.

"Dray. They're touching me in places they shouldn't." The Slytherin paled. Everyone knew how possessive Draco was. Especially with Harry.

Love takes all sorts of forms. For Jim, one of those desires is to submit to Spock. WARNING: Consensual corporal punishment. No brutality. But this is an adult story with adult situations. Very firmly "M".

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Five years after the war, Harry sees himself as a danger to society. Draco reminds him he's a human being.

"Almost two years ago, this life was ripped from him in a hail of gunfire, creating a hollowed-out shell that life with Sherlock went a long way to fill, in some respects, but certainly not in others." John is sent back to Afghanistan post-TGG.

Coming home wounded, staggering under the weight of broken ribs and split, jagged flesh pinched together with his violinist's fingers, Holmes bled and Watson could not keep his hands off him.

When Arthur strains a muscle, Merlin must tend to him.

Written for the Kirk/Spock zine "Universal Constant"... a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.

Harry Potter was not a picky sort of fellow. The one thing he could not stand, however, was peppermint.

COMPLETE! 10 years Post-War. A wandless Draco is attacked and severely injured. He struggles to cope and recover with his dignity intact after moving in with Potter. HP/DM slash. Warnings inside. Reviews appreciated.

"Leave it to Sherlock to get them involved in a blackmail and murder case that leads to private BDSM parties and way too much information about other people's sex lives." Slash, very, very mild BDSM themes.

Ianto helps Jack "break in" a new car. PWP, first time.

Written for dreaminGemini. Arthur administers a punishment to Merlin that leads to more than they bargained for. Warnings: Public Spanking, Light bondage, Sex. Rated M. PWP/Lemon. One-shot.

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

And the third of the cracky written fun Sherlock episodes. Check my profile for the other two.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

Arthur x Merlin, LEMON/PWP. Sequal to Lust, but can be read as a stand alone. Merlin confesses about his magic to Arthur, no longer able to keep the secret that could drive them apart. UPDATED.

Merlin x Arthur, LEMON. How else was Merlin supposed to react when Arthur visited him under the influence of an Aphrodisiac? UPDATED. Sequal is called 'Whenever, Wherever'

They've agreed that they want to be more than just flatmates, but Sherlock is nervous about what happens next. It's just as well John knows what he's doing. Rated M for sexual content.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

It wasn't about the anger. It wasn't about the stupid thing he said. It was about Draco. "8th year" Draco/Harry. Very mature!

Sherlock has a perfectly good excuse to interrupt John's shower.

One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John

A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".

Sherlock and John are on a train, researching for a case, but not everything goes to plan. Or does it? The duo have different ideas about what is and what isn't an acceptable pastime on the train. NOTE: contains slash J/S , rated M for sexual content.

What constitutes a life when you've just stopped living? Sequel to Remain with me. Much angst. And then smex.

This is my version about how i would finish "The Great Game".One chapter,three parts: "At the pool", "The alley interlude" and "Safe and sound at home".Rated M for part 2-3 which contains explicit man/man sex and other yummy slashy things.Shwatsonlock

John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...

John becomes ill from an ill-advised swim in the Thames. In March. Cue Sherlock and his Bedside Comforts

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

Harry's a Quidditch player who runs across Draco working in a quiet bookshop on the end of Diagon Alley. A low-key, no-fuss romance.

Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Janto. Shameless smut. The barest of plots, only to enable the smut. VERY HARD M, explicit sex scene. You have been warned.

Exposure to an alien spray leaves Ianto feeling a little hot under the collar.

One-shot. Jim is addicted to Spock. But in his defense, it's Spock's fault. If only he weren't so... addicting. Romance/Humor. WARNING: Thick fluffy schmoop inside. You have been warned.

Jim and Spock are having a movie night in Jim's quarters. Spock accidentally ingests some chocolate, and shameless smut and fluff ensue. Rated M for a reason, people XDDD

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

Boredom is dangerous; it attracts us to our vices. Holmes wants his cocaine solution. I want him. Holmes/Watson

Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM

Q decides to play matchmaker. Kirk and Spock are somewhat less than amused.

Let's just say that Pavel discovers that Hikaru is the world's most awesome alarm clock. Set after Chapter 12 of "Sestina," but can also stand alone. Please note "M" rating!

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Harry has insomnia and a raging hunger for someone he really shouldn't. He decides to spend his extra hours getting to know the object of his desires a little better. Three-shot, PWP, rated M for later chapter/s. Completed, at last! :3

Slash. In which there is a wall, a horny prince, pent-up sexual frustration, prophetic nightmares and a very confused manservant. Merlin/Arthur.

Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.

When a suspicious doctor is beamed aboard the Enterprise and injects Spock with a pon farr inducing drug, feelings between Captain and Commander come to light in a fierce way. Spirk, has elements of TOS and 2009 film

Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.

Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Brain damaged by a Dark curse, Harry now speaks Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to 'normal.' Enter Draco Malfoy, who is determined that Harry should be what he wants to be. COMPLETE.

Harry and Draco have problems sleeping; 'Final year' AU.

Slash. Arthur could pinpoint all of his moments of fear by the scissoring map of scars on Merlin’s body. Merlin/Arthur.

Falling in love with his Vulcan First Officer had never been in the Starfleet Manual. A humorous tale about Pon Farr, first times and the insanity of love. It's also K/S, so if that's not your thing, you have been warned.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

His friend, his brother, his lover. Their story is only logical. /reboot universe/Kirk/Spock/

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

Spock produces pheromones as he enters Pon Farr specifically designed to make his intended submit to his needs. old kinkmeme prompt that just had to be done by me! rated for later chapters!

When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.

Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was...except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple? K/S with occasional NC-17 content. **Combination of Destiny, Uncertainty, and Human Mating Rituals, with more added.**

-Spock/Kirk- Spock is going through Pon Farr, but despite the best efforts of everyone he's offered, the blood fever is getting worse. Sarek and Bones must find a solution -- and that solution is ... Kirk?

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

KirkxSpock. For the st xi kinkmeme on LJ. Kirk and Spock get caught in a sleetstorm on Durania IV. Vulcans do cold quite poorly and cold -fingers- even less well.

Spock is early for his chess game with Jim. He therefore very logically decides to watch Jim take a shower. Y'know, because it's logical. Mentions of Spock/Uhura. Warning: Adult content. Do not click if you are underage.

K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.

Jim thinks he's been pretty good about keeping his unrequited . . .thing for his First Officer a secret. A dangerous away mission changes all that. Kirk/Spock

One Shot. Sticks and stones might break his bones, but words have the power to destroy him. Kirk/Spock.

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

HPDM slash, oneshot. If Harry and Draco are going to heal after the war, they'll have to do it by themselves. COMPLETE.

Tired of listening to Harry and Draco fight -- when it's evident they want to do more than that -- Hermione and Pansy conspire to force the boys together. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. Flangst, Draco Malfoy's character study. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry reflects on his last year at Hogwarts, frightened that the happiness he had found would be taken away from him. Romance, Flangst. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?

Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.

Harry is trying to find himself, and Draco is trying to hide away. An unexpected meeting in Amsterdam teaches them that the past is nothing but water under the bridge, and that sometimes, what you need most is just a bit of bad luck. SLASH!

Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.

Confession may be good for the soul, but Draco learns that it's also hell on the nerves and libido. HPDM, Post Hogwarts, complete.

Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash

Draco's world has been turned upside down, and he is left searching for a ray of light.