Name: Frank Jaeger.

Age: It doesn't matter because I'm still alive.

Height 5-10

Weight varies from 160-170, Blond hair Brown eyes.

Personal Info

Finished school a couple years ago still have no idea what to with my life except keep living it I suppose.

Hobbies: Playing video games, reading manga and reading fan fiction obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be here now would I.

Manga I currently read: One piece, Naruto, Bleach, Fairy tail and Rosario vampire.

Favourite Shows: The Simpsons, South Park, American Dad, Family Guy Friends and Yugioh the abridged series.

Favourite Quotes:

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

Save me, Jeebus.

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Dude this is pretty fucked up right here.

Respect my Authoritah.

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.

You have 3 seconds to get out of my way before i kill you 3-2-bang oops my bad my gun wasn't patient.

Oh my god they just killed kenny you bastards.

Jesus tap dancing christ.

I rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

That was so bad i think you gave me cancer.

Guns don't kill people yeah they do just pistol whip them.

If your not cheating then your not trying.

Its only cheating when you get caught otherwise its viewed as intelligence is it not.

If you wake up everyday expecting the worst then you can only be slightly surprised.

There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.

Relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll.

From now on if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me.

Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised in our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this HORSESHIT RIGHT NOW!

Caboose: "Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here?"

Church: "You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douche bag."

Caboose: "...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade."

Church: "Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade."

A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. Then you can focus on it and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient and you hold still, well maybe, just maybe, it'll come to you.

Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people... it unlocks their death.

I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!

I think "BLARG" means... me. Or... apples... GUYS! Apples must be the name of his cat!...QUICK, quick! Is apples stuck in a tree? ...I will call the fire department!

Bow chicka bow wow!

Don't believe in anything simply because you've heard it. Don't believe in anything simply because its spoken by many. Don't believe in anything simply because its found in your religious book. Don't believe in anything merely on the authority of teachers. Don't believe in traditions because they've been handed down for generations. But after observation and analysis, if you find anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live it.

But who prays for Satan? Who, In eighteen centuries, has had the common Humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it must?

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

You might call them soft, because they're very reluctant to kill, and they might agree with you, but they're soft the way the ocean is soft, and, well; ask any sea captain how harmless and puny the ocean can be.

When kind men grow angry, things are about to change.

Because if someone gets angry all the time, it's really no big deal. But when someone usually doesn't get angry, it's scary.

Your kind always underestimates ours. You mistake good manners for timidity. You mistake self-control for passivity. So self controlled are we that we that sometimes we won't retaliate if you harm us. But if you — any of you — harm our loved ones, we will come at you like fanged, slavering beasts from the darkest of LSD nightmares. Believe it.

When does a man die? Does he die when he's been shot? No. Does he die when he's ravaged with disease? No. Does he die when he's been poisoned? NO! A man dies when, and only when, he is FORGOTTEN! Even when I pass on, my dream will come true! The hearts of the people will be cured...! THIS HAS TRULY BEEN A WONDERFUL LIFE!

Listen, bandits. I can have food or drinks spilled on me, or even be spit at and I'll laugh about it. However if for any reason you hurt a friend of mine I won't forgive you.

Risk your life on it.

Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid. Besides, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

The best revenge is living well.

The only ones who should kill are the ones prepared to BE killed

The moral of Naruto isn't hard work can overcome genius, it's that your natural gifts can only take you so far, and that there's always room for improvement.

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right. Mark Twain is lamp shading Naruto's and Sasuke's friendship.

The reason why I don't read romance novels is because it's to experience and to live for not to read about it.

The Paradoxical Commandments
by Dr. Kent M. Keith

People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.

If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.

The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.

The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.

People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.

People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.

Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.

Story Progress:

A Sage in the world of Mages - Being re-edited. Naruto X Fairy Tail.

The Human's Saviour - Being re-edited. Naruto X Rosario Vampire.

Jinchuuriki at Mahora - Chapter 8 posted. Naruto X Negima.

The Justice of a Shinobi - In Progress. Naruto X Justice League.

Chakra not Magic - In Progress. Naruto X Dragon Age 2.

This is taken directly from Television Tropes:

Regarding Konan's ultimate paper bomb attack:

To meet the 600 billion quota, she would need to produce 228,159 paper seals every second for 1 month. That's 13,689,546 paper seals every minute; 821,372,779 paper seals every hour; And 19,712,946,700 paper seals every day for one 2007, all the newspapers in the world only sell about 395 million copies per day (55 million in the U.S).Assuming Konan's paper seals have the same dimensions as a standard playing card (63 mm x 88 mm), 600 billion paper seals would have a surface area of 3,326 kilometers squared. New York City has a surface area of 790 kilometers squared. Konan's papers could blot out the sun in New York City four times over.A standard 52-card deck weights 94g. 11,538,461,500 decks could be made from Konan's paper: weighing at a total of 1,195,583 ton of non-recycled office paper uses 24 trees (each tree 40 feet tall and 6-8 inches in diameter). Without ninja magic, 28,693,992 trees would have to be slaughtered.The typical thickness of a playing card is 0.25mm. If Konan were to stack up all her paper, it would have a height of 150,000 kilometers. The diameter of Jupiter is only 142,984 kilometers. It would take a stack of over 11 Planet Earths to reach 150,000 kilometers.The total volume of the paper at 831,600 cubic meters exceeds the volume of the BP oil spill at 4.9 million barrels or 780,000 cubic meters. Konan's papers could soak up the BP oil spill.Konan's attack produced one billion explosions per second. If the amount of energy released from one of those explosions is equal to just one gram of TNT then the amount of energy release per second is equivalent to 1 kiloton of TNT. The total amount of energy released from the 10 minute onslaught is equivalent to 600 kilotons of TNT, which translates to 0.6 megatons. To put this into perspective:The Little Boy atomic bomb exploded on Hiroshima with an energy of about 15 kilotons of TNT.The highest yield nuclear weapon ever detonated was Tsar Bomba, at 50 megatons.The variable-yield B83 nuclear bombs in the current US arsenal have a maximum yield of exactly twice this estimate of Konan's total assault, at 1.2 megatons.This chart of nuclear weapon yields suggests that this estimate of Konan's assault would carry a total yield of somewhere between the Ivy King and the B83.Supposing four tags are the size of one book's leaf of paper, bound in sets of 200 leaves (400 pages), that's 800 tags per book. Squeeze those on to double sided bookshelves, eight shelves high, eight books per foot. Konan filled a library building, ten stories high, each story having twenty-two quarter mile long shelves. Imagine every sheet of paper in the French Bibliotheque Nationale exploding four would be simpler if Konan had some kind of doubling power where she could split paper bombs into double the number of equal sized paper bombs with a fixed input of time and chakra. If she had, starting with a single paper bomb she would only have to employ this jutsu ceiling(lg2(6,000,000,000)) = 33 times. Then again, the implications of allowing such a jutsu to operate without bound are catastrophic- even according to the highest estimate, it would only take 186 applications of the jutsu for the mass of produced paper bombs to exceed that of the observable universe.