Formerly: L1feGo3s0n

Just a heads up for those of us who stalk religiously (I do it myself ^^;;) I am a very slow writer. I’m neurotic/obsessive compulsive about grammar, spelling and making my work presentable but also extremely lazy and a horrible procrastinator. When I edit a fic I'm likely to spend six months working through one chapter just to make it perfect

I'm also apparently a Chibi Seme looking for either my Bad Ass or Flaming Uke :P. If you want to know what you are, Seme or Uke, take the quiz at:

(I speak informal Japanese and can't read any of the stuff, other than the occasional katakana, hiragana and the kanji for woman, so... yay me!)

Okay people, because I'm so fucking bored *pity here please* I am giving out my hotmail for you to contact me by.
Complaints about updates? Wanna talk about fic? Just really, really bored and want somebody to babble with? I'm your girl.

L1fe-Go3s-0n@

Come chat with me kay?

Current Project/s:

Title: Pandora's Rebellion

Fandom: Crossover: Code Geass, Detective Conan and Magic Kaitou

Pairing: ShinichixKaito [Side Pairings: HeijixAoko KazuhaxEisuke SaguruxRan]

Summary: A house of smoke and mirrors only hurts when the distorted images they reflect are those of the past. But even they aren’t nearly as painful as the truth of the future. Life and suffering, death and peace, they all go hand in hand to create a tapestry of time.

Other: This is just something I wanted to write after discovering that there was no Code Geass listed under the Detective Conan crossover section and a late night romp through wikipedia when Ku-Chan made me watch the first season of CG. It should be the same length as the anime (25 chapters, 25 'stages') possibly with two arcs (if I can get motivated). That being said, I have no idea how long it will take to finish, time-wise.

Ku-Chan and I designed Kaito/Shinichi’s character history and Geass [blatant rip-offs I say!] using Rai from Lost Colors and Rollo Lamperouge from R2 while still incorporating the original DC/MK canon in various instances such as Kuroba Toichi’s death and the existence of the Black Organisation. It was difficult to decide what kind of roles would suit the other main characters (Goshou-Guys and Gals) but eventually we decided Heiji seemed to fit Suzaku's part in CG well and adding in how quickly he became Shinichi's best friend in DC we were able to incorporate him into Kid's rag-tag group with fairly little trouble. Aoko and Kazuha have basically taken over for Kallen and Kaguya, whichi was a little harder than we expected but still quite simple in principle. Hakuba has a similar part to Heiji at first but takes over for him for the Suzaku/Euphy-massacre princess part of the series, Akako makes a very strange Euphy stand in but I think Ran did her mix-and-match between Rollo and Nunally quite well...

Edited: Knightmare Frames have been put in but they won't be described in much detail except for the cockpit which we'll be seeing a lot of. Hopefully the wikipedia info I got on them is factual enough to get me by.

Status Report:

-Stage 1: 1, 301 words

-2-4: In progress...

A brief description of me?

My name is...well, you can call me Kai.

I am 14, as I was born in 1996~

I stand at just above 5 foot tall and am a little chubby, not fat just a kilo or two too many at the moment but hey, that's just more to keep me from getting to badly broken when I fall flat on my ass... right? Besides, yummy cheese burger~

I have fair skin, light grey-ish eyes and short-ish hair that I have dyed numerous colors (currently a rather bright shade of orange over a dark red-brown). I don't have any freckles or birthmarks but I do have a scar on my stomach from when I ran into the tip of an iron, it looks like I got my appendix removed apparently. Ku-Chan thinks I should learn to walk before attempting to run...

I'm female and my sexual orientation is not really any of your business but I'm asexual (gender doesn't really matter and I'm not really physically attracted to anything but I do have my boy/girl-frenzy moments. Lots of people think I'm bi)

I'm quite happily addicted to Coffee and chocolate Milo. I would give them up but then I'd be a quitter...

I am a fan of the animes/manga Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, Detective Conan, Yu Yu Hakusho, Kyoukai no Rinne, Magic Kaitou, Inuyasha, Matantei Loki, x/1999 and Code Geass.

I enjoy all of J R R Tolkien''s works and most of Ursula Le Guin's, I also like reading Agatha Christie and some James Patterson...yeah I'm a geek and I love every minute of it! I quite like The Fountainhead which is what I'm currently reading...

I am a a fan of (some) slash pairings of any gender and I quite enjoy heterosexual ones as well.

My fave couples to read/write are Hiei/Yusuke, Kaito/Shinichi, (x-over...) Shinn/Setsuna, SuzaLulu and Asuran/Kira.

My other couples are usually Ran/Aoko, Lacus/Nicol, Heiji/Aoko, Saguru/Ran, Rollo/Nunally, Kallen/Rai, Luna/Rey, Lockon/Feldt, Akako/Saguru and Kazuha/Heiji. CC/Lelouch is good too...

I do read canon but they are the ones I like most.

Naa...sayonara, kono hen de shitsurei itashimasu~

This is a story about some homosexuals and their sad life. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Favorite Quote Of All Time: C.C., as always, has a way of making conversation while contributing absolutely nothing (except, perhaps, more stress for poor Lulu.) Milly, on the other hand, is Dr. House with an enviable rack and a miniskirt. (I am convinced this portrayal of her is canon.) Aki1 (read some of their work, brilliant fanficcer)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (I asked what a MAD (and AMV) was/stood for on Youtube...god I'm dumb sometimes..)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (Forwards, backwards anything is possible for SupaKlutz!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Ku-Chan has been hit by a minivan...broke his arm... He didn't get too badly hurt so we still laugh...sometimes he pretends it was a sports car, Ferrari actually, just to loose some of the I'm-a-hit-and-run-victim-via-mom-car vibes and possibly pick up chicks...Who really knowns ne?)

If you've ever wondered about yourself (Here, a lovely Yaoi-Fangirl by the name of *#%$^, only available to those on this webpage! Only $9.95! Order Yours Today///sanity not included) while copying and pasting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

A/n: About me favoriting my own fic, that was my very first work and will act as a link to my old account (which I have lost due to virus) should anyone want to take a look at my uncompleted noobie-brain-babies...

You know you're a Detective Conan/Magic Kaito freak when you:

1) Plan your imaginary murders by improving on the flaws of those captured by Conan

2) See a gem and wonder if it's large enough to attract Kaitou Kid's attention

3) Hear the names of alcoholic beverages and start wondering about their personalities

4) Hear the word snake and start looking for creepy guys in black with a fedora

5) Read the word Pandora and go, it's not a box/jar it's a gem, idiots

6) See the initials B.O. in a political spam e-mail and think, "Black Organization?"