Hey guys, just a few things about myself so I am a Twi-mom of 2 preteens. And of course like all of you fellow twilight fans I think Rob Pattinson is Awesome! I live in the New England part of the US. I started reading stories here at fan fiction back September 09. At the suggestion of my god son I have started my first story in dec 09. I am just writing for the pure joy of it and the stories so I'll be happy if you enjoy anything I write but don't worry I won't take it hard if you don't. Like I said I'm only writing for myself and how I think the stories could have been. So happy reading to all! And thanks Michele

Hey, just wanted to say: yes, I am team Edward, and no: I'm not a Jacob hater. I actually like his character. I just want to see him with someone spicy and fun loving! He is too unhappy in the books and movies! I'm also a fan of Robert Pattinson songs. My favorite is 'lullaby' which technically he doesn't sing, but that's how it listed on youtube, followed by 'let me sign'.

Some people have asked when will I update. Well, with 2 kids it can be hectic, so sometimes it can take a couple of months to get them up. Now that I am publishing it can take how ever long it does. Sorry, I have to do the books first, but no worries I will be finishing these.

If my lemony stories get pulled you can find me at http:///library Penname nails233

My books can be found on most book sites.

Mocked by Destiny

For Stella Richards, life in the charming town of Virginia Beach is not as magical as one would think. Sun, fun, and sand only guarantee one thing, unwanted visitors. Stella learned long ago to never befriend anyone visiting the beach. They’re here; then they’re gone, drifting in and out as the tide ebbs and flows. She vowed to never connect with anyone vacationing in Virgina Beach - until spring break. Stefan changed everything.

Stefan Sterling lives life never knowing where he will end up next. Bouncing from one Military base to another has hampered his ability to connect to those around him. That's what happens when your father is a high-ranking officer in the military. Raised in a world of discipline, control, and strangers, Stefan never expected to find anyone he'd want to be close to...let alone love.

A family curse verses a loving abnormality promises to keep Stella and Stefan on their toes. Was it an accident or could it be destiny? Will they be able to survive their families? And is there ever a time when you can fully let go of the person who awoke your soul?

A story of love, sacrifice, and growing up before it's time.

Mocked by Faith

For Alexia Cross and Justin McNear, things are not what they seem. Both were born and raised in hidden, gated communities. A place where time virtually stands still and marriages are arranged by parents before a child’s 18th birthday.

Alexia is destined to be her community’s first spinster. In a last ditch effort, a husband is found. The only complication? He has no idea he has been betrothed. Will his history of dating outsiders help or hinder his relationship with his future wife?

Justin McNear searched outside his church for the woman of his dreams. Returning home after failing, he knows he needs to rectify his life and his faith. Can a woman he’s never met make him whole again?

Will this couple end up mocked by their own faith? Follow Alexia and Justin through the trials and tribulations of finding, falling, and surviving each other's love. It’s never easy saying “I do” to someone you don’t know.

Mocked by Faith Healing the Faith

Just saying “I do” was only the beginning for Alexia and Justin McNear. Now when their lives, loves, and faith are left in turmoil, they will have to fight even harder to heal themselves and their faith. Can two people already struggling help heal the communities they call home?

How do you rebuild after the loss of a child? After suffering a tragedy, are these two lost to each other forever?

With all the church’s money missing, the hunt for the tyrant will take Mark, an exminister, Justin, and his twin cousins away from their secluded, gated community and into the real world while leaving their wives behind to pick up the pieces. Can Justin survive it again?

Or will returning to the retreat that once abused him be his end?

Alexia, Madison, and Ginger will need to be strong and independent with their men gone. Left to raise their child alone, Alexia will make decisions that will affect their marriage and lives. Will they be the right ones?

Raised in a community where the men run everything, these three families will have to fight to survive the coming changes.
The temptations run high in this sequel to Mocked by Faith, but hope is not lost, and they will learn how to heal their faith.

Life is More Than Candy Hearts (Valentine's Day anthology)

The Candy Collection:

A Valentine's Day collection of short stories by Michele Richard, Lisa Bilbrey, And Laura Braley

Changes of the Heart:

When you're left with nothing at all, all you have left is to rebuild. Can losing everything bring two people together to make a new family?

Gabe Lost his family on 9/11 and himself in the process. Juliette was left homeless with a small child after the child's father abandoned them.

Will an icy collision bring these two to a happily ever after or are they too broken?

A/N you can now follow what I am writing or just stop in and talk about your favorite story at: nails233(dot)blogspot(dot)com I do want to hear from you!

my official website is up and running! www . michele-richard . net

facebook? yep, Michele Richard Author and there is a fanpage for you to join!

Twitter? me too! @nails233 of course! and @M_A_Richard

I have started translating my story when the missing come home, so many thanks to Translator/Traductor: Bells Masen Cullen for all her hard work. You should check out her stories if you read in Spanish.

People have been warning me about crack downs on sex scenes, with the exception of 'Dreaming about Edward' my scenes aren't raunchy or graphic but i still dont want to get yelled at so i am putting my stories over on to the 'writers coffee shop' website so if i have to cut those scenes here, they will be there with the scenes included. FYI!

Hey People, I need a little help on a new story line "Realistic love." Basically, I had a problem with Bella agreeing to be reasonable! So I am writing like most teenagers would have reacted, so please feel free to send me your experiences or suggestions! I may use them in it!

The Singer Connection links:

http://www.youtube.com/user/jessemccartney?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/1/Y6TFl7fYfzM for an idea how pictured Edward and Bella's son Jessie would look like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aic4-51Br4Y&feature=related for an idea how I think jessie twin sister Carlie would look like.

Be My Sub Links:

Bella's chasity belt http:///en/produkte_liste.php?kategorie=64

ch 8 Bella's bustier http:///hottopic/Apparel/IntimateApparel/Bustiers/Red-Ruffle-Bustier-And-Thong-Set-179426.jsp

http:///hottopic/Shoes/Boots/Penthouse-Allover-Corset-Heeled-Boots-370274.jsp

You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too.

"An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away; But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit"

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires post this onto your profile.

If your so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
And whenever a wolf howls,
I promise to remember Jake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

19 things to do at wal-mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

Her side:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater; give her sperm she will make a baby; give her a house she will make you a home, give her groceries she will give you a meal, give her a smile she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her any crap, be ready to recieve a ton of shit

His side:

And if it snows , she will shovel, if we are late she will drive , if were drunk she'll throw us out and laugh at us ... god i love her ...

"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Marilyn Monroe

3/17/10 yesturday I got my first ever nasty review! and I do mean NASTY! They tried and almost succeeded in making me doubt my work even suggested I dont write anymore but thanks to my Beta dazzleglo I am no longer wallowing in doubts quite the oppossite. Its fans who read my work and send me nice reviews I am going to worry about not one mean person who cant let it be. THANKS FOR READING AND REVIEW!

I posted the following because It's a personal reminder to me.

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.