While Adrian returns from Scotland happily married, Joey remains behind, shattered after being left at the altar by Roxy. The Boswells struggle to adjust to life without Joey at the helm, until Martina, fed up with him not turning up to sign-on, decides to take matters into her own hands and bring him back. Fix-it for the finale, slight AU. Joey/Martina (eventually).

'Even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea.' Martina hits breaking point. A terrified Joey holds the shattered pieces in his hands. ATEOTD series conclusion. Established Joey/Martina. Trigger warnings: dark themes, mental health issues.

Joey Boswell might be cunning, devious and full of tricks when it comes to cheating the DHSS. But that doesn't mean he can play cards. (Oneshot with a Joetina chaser.)

If you have heard of a series called Harry Potter, you would be better off reading that instead. Only misery and woe awaits if you read about the Baudelaire children's time at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Such horrors lie inside as elves that cook lavish dinners, sorting ceremonies, humans with horse bodies and a very dangerous flying sporting match.

After Roxy stands him up on their holiday, Joey indulges in a few too many glasses of wine, and does something he may regret. Martina can't contain her amusement when she receives his drunken letter. Set during the Series 4 Christmas special, mild Joey/Martina.

'His Auntie Nellie was right when she said everything he had belonged to someone else.' A look back on the mistakes Shifty Boswell made, and the four people who most shaped his life. ATEOTD. Shifty/Martina, Shifty/Celia, unrequited Martina/Joey, implied unrequited Shifty/Joey.

Joey Boswell finds a nasty surprise on his doorstep. While he frantically tries to get rid of it, Martina becomes fed up with his superstitious behaviour, and learns more than she wanted to about what it means to be a Boswell. Slightly cracky fic, ATEOTD-verse, est. Joey/Martina.

Elliot has had a stressful day, and the Janitor has the perfect cure for her stress: a good dose of pranking JD. Janitor/Elliot

Allowing Billy access to a camera turns out to be a big mistake. Based on a conversation between Billy and Adrian in Series 5.

If only Robert Timmins' family would know their place. (Joke fic, parody of Robert Timmins' obsession with his PRIDE.)

If the founder member of your family is gone, Jack wonders, are you still a family? ATEOTD. In memory/honour of Carla Lane, RIP. Trigger warnings: Major Character Death.

Valentine's Cards written, given, received and forged by Joey Boswell across the years. Joey/Roxy, Joey/Martina, Billy/Julie

For the first time in their lives, the Boswells won't be spending Christmas together, and the breakdown of their family unit is weighing on everyone's minds. ATEOTD, set weeks after the show's finale, told only from the POVs of the non-Boswells.

Susie is all ready to share her traditional Christmas drink with Caroline, but with interruptions from Rosie, Eileen and the rest of the Guild, it looks like her peaceful Christmas Eve won't be so peaceful after all. Giftfic for Sev.

In which a daft idea is had, a gingerbread house is made (and destroyed) and Martina regrets going along with Joey Boswell's plans for the evening. ATEOTD, Christmas fic, Joetina.

Nobody pushes in front of Connie when it's her turn. Nobody. ATEOTD. Missing scene from Series 7, Billy and Connie's first meeting in the DSS. Bonnie.

Finding herself broke and facing eviction from her flat, Martina ends up a somewhat unwilling victim of the Boswells' hospitality. Trying to catch them out proves no easier when trapped within the palace of Kelsall Street. Meanwhile, Celia and Joey are engaged in a neighbourly war over the right to park in front of her house. Eventual Joey/Martina.

Martina indulges in bad habits when she thinks she's alone. (Caution: Ambiguity lies ahead.)

In which becoming a Boswell corrupts the mind. ATEOTD, Joetina for Sev.

(Belated) Christmas fic. The Festive Season does not go to plan for Aveline, and when her attempts to cook a turkey by herself go awry, she and Oswald are forced to make alternative arrangements for Christmas Day. ATEOTD.

Spike is in need of cheering up. Speggy. Christmas present for Sev.

Joey puts in a special seasonal request down the DHSS. Joey/Martina. Featuring Christmas chocolates, tinsel fights and Joey's rather awful attempts at singing.

Let no-one ever say Lilo Lil Whittaker is a woman who walks away from a challenge. Written for the Music to The Ears fanfiction competition.

One day in the childhood of the Boswell siblings as they navigate their way through teenage hormones, toddler tantrums, grumpy Grandads and the general chaos that is life on Kelsall Street. Kid!Boswells. Past fic.

This time, somehow, it's a hundred times worse. Joey/Roxy, set sometime between series 5 and 6.

Joey remembers Edgar. Very short piece. Belated giftfic for Benjjj.

In which Adrian attempts to make his family appreciate his success in real estate. Belated giftfic for Shell.

In which a New Year's Eve party is thrown, and Aveline faces a crisis. Belated giftfic for Sev. A little bit of Avwald.

Christmas is a time for family. But every family has its secrets, and not everything is running smoothly this year. (ATEOTD, J/M, A/I, N/D)

While packing up, Martina finds Joey Boswell has left something behind in the DHSS...

Julie's getting remarried, Francesca's coming to stay with him, he's having a rough time- and Billy's not ready to cope with any of it. And what's more, despite all his problems, Joey's still getting all the attention at home. (ATEOTD)

After nine seasons of abusing animated teens and several arrests for gross negligence, the 'host with the most' attempts one final season…by himself. It's hour upon hour of Chris on the air! With occasional interruptions from his one remaining companion, Chef, and a couple of guest appearances. Crack! Giftfic for Torie Rilistkrytcat.

How do an ambitious new vicar and an aspiring model chance to meet, anyway? Pre-Series 4 (5), Aveline/Oswald.

'They argue about the most trivial of things. She lectures him about morality, he hides money in the teapot. But they're happy, and Heaven knows they deserve to be after all they've been through.' Set years after the show finishes. Joey/Martina. Fix-it for the finale, parent fic to all ATEOTD spin-offs.

'One tiny slip-up in one of your otherwise cunningly-crafted plans and I'll have you right where I want you, Mister Boswell. Now where would you get the idea that I was watching over you? ' Set mid-way through series 4 (/5). A disastrous encounter with an aggressive client lands Martina in Joey Boswell's debt, and thus begins a highly unexpected chain of events. Joey/Martina.

Adrian wants to make this a Valentine's Day worth remembering. Carmen has other ideas.

Exactly what it says on the tin. Martina gets more than she bargained for when Nick comes down to scrounge for money and discuss his harebrained schemes.

(Belated) Christmas fic. In which there is a large heating bill, Joey makes a snap decision and Martina becomes the beneficiary of something unexpected. Some Joetina.

The crew of Starship 15A2 attempt to celebrate the festive season while stuck in deep space. Mayhem, embarrassment and a hunt for a Christmas tree on an alien planet ensue. Three-shot, with a side order of TUp and Spayonder.

In which Sherlock discovers fanfiction and analyses it to death, John's curiosity gets the better of him, Lestrade doesn't understand what the term 'fangirls' means and the skull becomes the primary audience for Sherlock's dramatic readings.

What if the Starship Rangers hadn't won the Robot Wars? What if the robots now controlled the universe? In a bid to free earth of the enemy, Taz must struggle to find her will to fight again, along with the help of a scraggly band of misfit would-be rangers. Eventual TUp.

Some bad choices on Taz's part land her with cleaning duty for the rest of the week, much to her anger and Up's amusement. TUp. A bit of fluff, a bit of humour and a whole lot of fun with soap bubbles.

"It hurts to breathe. It hurts to live. I hate her, yet I do not think I can exist without her." After he's shot, Lucas finds himself in a strange stupour, where one face continues to haunt his thoughts. Written for the Lucket Awards.

Some things change over time. Some things don't. TUp.

Very short piece. Joey Boswell reflects on something dear to his heart.

St Trinian's is put at risk when Flash gets mixed up with the most deadly organisation in the country. When attempts to save him and the school fail, Kelly is faced with a difficult decision. Flash/Kel

After the events on Bug World, Taz and Up's real feelings become increasingly obvious...but not to each other. Meanwhile, Space-Claw's plotting and a dangerous new army is gathering on the other side of the galaxy. TUp.

How Series 5, Episode 10 should have ended. Shifty's reappearance has reopened old wounds, and Martina can't take it any more. Joey/Martina.

Valentine's Day turns into a disaster when several crewmembers get the same idea and Taz ends up with five valentines, all purporting to be from Up.

'The spell is tough. Trying to feel happy is tougher.' Taz learns to conjure a Patronus.

. It's an ordinary morning and the egregious Joey Boswell has come in to make another extraordinary claim. Joey/Martina if you squint.

Flash Harry's first encounter with the enigmatic Kelly Jones. References to 'Partners in Crime.'

Pre-Starship. Up is looking to train a new Lieutenant, but in taking the little Hispanic girl he rescued five years ago under his wing, he gets a lot more than he bargained for.

After the twins destroy the west wing of the school, the girls need to raise money to have it rebuilt. Unfortunately, the Posh Totty's idea of running a kissing booth has some disastrous outcomes for the Head Girl...Kel/Flash

Very Potter Musical/Sequel. Umbridge's fears that she's getting 'chubby' turn out to be something more wonderful...her Mama WOULD be pleased! But can she straighten out her own chil'rens? And will that Harry Potter and his friends ever leave her alone?

A boring English lesson soon turns to chaos as the girls consider who likes who. Miss Dickinson's sanity would never be the same... every pairing you can think of.

AU. Marvin is a hit-man for the Clamburg mafia, living in fear of his boss. Sent on an important mission he finds himself falling for the girl he was hired to assassinate, which could result in disaster if his boss finds out. Charvin.

I, Marcus of the Volturi, ancient vampire extraordinaire, cordially invite all you younguns to bask in my old, and do I mean OLD, glory, and share my wisdom...if I can remember what that is. Response to 'Caius is older', part of 'Oldies Competition.'

Patrick and Sally are getting married! With Jeff's frightening new obsessions, Susan's new baby acting up, Oliver turning up drunk and Patrick and Sally getting cold feet, it's shaping up to be a very memorable day...

A dark vision of Maggie's sends the lives of both Marvin and Vendetta spinning in a new direction...MarVetta, mild Charvin and Grudgetta

Vendetta is haunted by three ghosts who look suspiciously like Clamburg residents just before Christmas. Can they convince her to change her ways? Sort of a MF version of 'A Christmas Carol'. Please R&R!

Jeffrey has to lose Gladys to realize what she means to him. Jeffrey/Gladys. May be rewritten in future.