In the words of Dracula: "Blah Blah Blah!"

I'm an nineteen year old Hellsing Nerd who writes mostly IntegraxMaxwell silliness and AlucardxIntegra equal strangeness. Mostly I write one shot dribble and I am actually working on something lengthy about Enrico and Integra. I never like the original Hellsing Anime but adore the manga and OVA. I have also recently re- realized how awesome the show scrubs is.

I eat food and drink drinks. I've never seen a bear in real life and sometimes I dream. Each thursday upon arriving at my makeshift home I heat up some corn in the microwave and eat it in a bowl of butter. This is, of course, after I put on my chiffon robe and smoke from my corncob pipe. If you read and reveiw my silly stories then you are my new best friend.

You can contact me for any reason at HeatherHotPants@. For those of you who want to read my original fiction: http:///theribbonkeeper/ is dedicated to my long term story: The Ribbon Keeper.

Interested in my life or lack there of? Wondering why I've been absent for a short time? Find it here: http:/// or don't.

Want to know if I write more than Hellsing? Why yes, I do.

DO YOU LOVE THE LAW? JUSTICE? LAWYERS AND SPIRIT MEDIUMS? I KNOW I DO!

If you love Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney then check out my other account: Hellonurse.

Also, I have started writing Scrubs fanfiction: Mostly Janitor and Elliot Reid. That pairing is the shit.

Other pairings that I enjoy include:

Dr. Cox & Carla Espinoza

Dr. Cox & Elliot Reid

Elliot Reid & Private Brian Dancer (because bitches don't know about my FANON. C: )

Let's be friends. :D

I will write anything you request. If there is something you want to read. I'll write it for you. Email me for requests. I love doing requests. :D

For the sake that I have been forgetting to put disclaimers on some of my works here is one: I DON'T own anything I write about.